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[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=1671.msg47104#msg47104 date=1126423585]........... "da mi si free, ko wa yo chalk lese mi".......[/quote]Haba HA..see what yankee has done to you. Its "da mi si free, ko wa yo "shok" lese mi". A common sayin by auto mech while changin a car tire. Nice proverb there anyway.

"Those things i want to do , i do not and those i do not want i find myself doing".
This is common to every man. I dont think Sharia is the best. he probably might be fightin it as well. How do we help such (advise, actions whatever). That is the issue.

A housewife realizing that the housemaid had started behaving funny
decided to engage her one morning.

Madam: "Chinyere why u dey behave anyhow these days? abi u dey craze
self? E be like say u no wan know ya mate for this house again o. U
carry craze for head? Abi face no dey fear face for ya village?"

Chinyere: "Look at you, which kind wife wey u be? Afterall my food dey
sweet pass ur own...."

Madam: "Ehn who told you u cook better than i do?"

Chinyere: "Oga now..."

Madam: "Lord have mercy. Papa Nkechi is coming to meet me in this
house... Na war between me and am today. Oooh no wonder... I dey
suspect since..."

Chinyere: "That's not all, I'm even better than u in bed..."
Madam: "Yeepa.. I'm finished. So... Who told u such thing?"

Chinyere: "The driver."

Madam: "Uhmm Chi baby, Chinyerry, Chinlosky...come here ehn... Good
girl.
Abeg no let Oga hear that one. OK...."

Would you date your friend's(or relative's) ex boy-friend/husband?
Why/why not?

editted

Bricks

Hmmm i'm cool but bored. I've been followin ur journal. Hope u r better now?

Arson

Anythinglight

Sup Princess darling ?

Welcome to Nairaland.

Dreams - The Game

I'll like to steal "stealing" itself and lock it up forever. This world deserves to be better.

GP...dont go plzzzzzzzzz

Are you guys really answering the questions?

Dominica has been answered already. Check the first page.

Barbados

No. He only wants us to chart with a girl....... dasol !!

....and why should the child be taken to a sharia state? Any reason? Diplomats

What kind of a guy is this casper. I'll be readin' ur posts 5 times from now on.

whiteshark:
sorry ooo But I beg to disagree with you guys..

If there is nothing like love at first sight then what is that thing that holds you spell bound when you see someone for the first time and you have a lump in your troat that does not go away. You eat, dream think and feel that person until .... wetin be that feeling abeg?

Infatuation.

Love isnt a deadly passion.

Sue me? Be sure u know what u r doing..cos i've already used it before u opened a thread with it.
U still wan sue? Lets see whose ass will get burnt.

Great minds contains ideas, solutions and reasons;
Scientific minds contains formula, theories and figures;
My mind contains only U.


God showed his talents when he made the heaven & earth.
He showed his ingenuity when he made humans.
But He was really showing off when he made U.


When God gave us friends, he tried to be fair.
But when i met u, i got more than my share.


Dreams touch ur heart and soul
Its a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality
Hope u have d sweetest dream 2nite.

Colors may fade, D sun may not shine
D moon may go dim, heart beats may stop
Lives may pass us by,
But our freindship i'll teasure till d day my heart stops

Greatpeter:
.......what is real cash for you
might not be to me ....

might be just 23 but i'm sure rakin in lots of ...anyway how do i join u?

Join u? or u mean....ok ...Do they pay real ca$$$h?

Dont try it.

Whether they return the funds or not. It seems useless. We've had better deals in the past, same story. Always misappropriated.
If this was going to translate to "bettering" the lives of the masses...'twould have been better. But under this administration, thats seems more like day dreaming.

False

tpbm needs money

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=1195.msg46343#msg46343 date=1126326563]i want to be a foreign exchange student.. so i can come to aussie. [/quote]I thot it was cultural exchange?

The best romantic gift? Hmmm.......... "Barbecued chicken spiced with Love Portion". She go love u die.

Nice Pic. You are d only one allowed to call me a baby in this forum. U look good anyway.
Medical practitioner...on board ship... wazup? i'm all ears