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The world would be lovelful abi lovely (anyone)

You are welcome

Who says Nigerian women aint pretty. Check out this lady.

Welcome Foxytery

Very Yes ( with not at)

tpbm hates the Nairaland chatroom

Thanx otokx. I love those songs.

Bang Belly - Blacky

I'll say "Stress baby, Stress!" ..and yes Lots of boys have *worse* pimples

wwyd if i said I've used cleansers but it seems rebellious.

joftech:
That's what a camera-phone should really look like. At least you will get super-clear shots with that.

I have a knapsack for anyone that's interested in buying that.

The problem is....."Is it a camera-phone or a phone-camera?"

What kind of knapsack have u got? Post pics.

A Toast To Better Days On Nairaland.

2 weeks?

Yup!..

So wazup ma Nairaland bandmates ? Any progress wit the song?

I'm using a fast vsat connection. 40 mins and its still not loaded. wow

"The Hills that touches the clouds" is the place to be.

I'm talking about Obudu Hills. That place is just too beautiful (oof da hook) with a natural swimming pool in the middle of the Hill. Very cold at the top, though. They've also got Protea hotels on the hill. And best of all. They've got Cable cars for tourist's viewin pleasure (aerial view).

Its in Calabar.

Its fakereal or better put "StageManaged".

When people kiss in movies. Would you say its real or fake? Truth is, Its both. Same for wrestling. Its real fight but just for pure entertainment. Sometimes the fight, jabs, kicks aint real.
a recent scenario
"A guy was on the rope about to fly on his victim. The victim stood up and was walking towards the rope. In a real fight, my guy would jump off the rope. But this mumu stood there waited for the opponent to come , carry him up and slammed him on the floor.
Haba!" Animal fight sef dey more sensible. puleease

Hey! Seems Slimwills got the skills 2 put us to some violin thrills

Welcome buddie

I'll bid you sweet dreams

wwyd if i asked how do i get rid of a big pimple on ma face ?

i'll say good for you

wwyd if i became the next global r&b star

@HA
He's Chidi Mokeme. Host of gulder ultimate search reality TV show. Handsome and real good actor. I like him.

Switch - Will Smith

kenflavor:
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Is either, WesleyanA and hot-angel are fooling us or the so called fake white guy is fooling us
@ the first page of the thread Trooper told us that he is a citizen of United State.s and ........@ the second page, hot-angel said and I quote "He's Australian but based in America" but in his reply @ the third page of the same thread, Trooper corrected hot-angel and he said " Yes, I'm white, born and raised in Germany now based in Los Angeles" what are these contradictions and cheap lies for, .
Girls I fear una ooo?  let's stop giving Nigerians bad names.
........

I would have given u a tap-on-the-back for a job-well-done but i found out your points aint tight enough to be accepted into the SSS not to talk of the FBI.
Here's why?

**Los Angeles is simply a city in California.
**A German can still be a US Citizen. Ever heard of nationalization/Dual citizenship ?
HA might have mistaken his nationality. There's no contradiction or lie.
Its becomes a contradiction if the guy in person counters himself.
I wont say Trooper is for real but your points aint enough to proof otherwise.

Our very own NGO (Nigerian). Is this fairly ok or still too much?

They say what brings people together also seperates them. This internet nawa
I hope GP is not stylistically tellin us Bye   
The poems, elderly advice, court cases etc. Nobody fits ur shoes.
I'll miss u greatly GreateeeeeeeeeestPeter .

Science doesnt believe in the Spiritual realm but this realm exists. Have u ever dreamt of something and it happened days later. Can science explain such?

goodguy:
......Who says the Bible is compiled by different authors?

The enitre Bible might have been God-breathed but its a compilation of several books/epistles by 40+ authors over a period of about 1600yrs. There were several writers from diff generations yet no discrepancy. A fact that attests to its trueness/divinity.

@angelaK
I have had several miraculous encounters as well. I guess thats 1 of the ways God reveals himself to us.

where u really sincere?
False

tpbm is a talkative

Seems that 2nd guy (pic below) 4got to 'gym' his d**k as well. Nawa o! 
How much dem dey collect for this kain suferin sef.
Humans want to be gorillas by force. Haba!


As for the lady. I reserve my comment

PhotoLie. Imagine This.

Maybe we need to find out How www.xsao.net does it?
That site has got any song u can think song. Just logon and Listen FREE (any american/european song). I wonder how they handle the mechanical royalties stuff?

Saintjoe:
I think the best romantic way to say i Love to a lady. Is just take her down to bar beach. ...............

Must it be Bar beach....wont any nice beach do?

Did You Know That:

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.

The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League all-stars Game.