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It doesnt really matter whether i have boys or girls. I just want children. Family name my ass. Dem dey use am collect money?
Girl child is ok. Most africans don't want the family name to cease. In that case your daughter could get married and still bear your name. Its possible. So waz d fuss?
Anyone i get...Ok by me. But i'll really want a mixture. 2 boys & 2 girls.

I'm not jealous. Just think its a nice thing. pet names already.
Methinks i should carry my e-priesthood to realand. Since we are all in Lag. I'll set up the wedding for "Church of the Assumption, Ikoyi".
What do u both think?

I'll say great. I almost stole it the last my brother came in from TX. I've search evry outlet includin perfumery on Allen ave. but couldnt get it. I love that perf to bits.


wwyd if u became Nigeria's president for a day

I love Daily Guardian. I never miss wedsday for same reasons Seun gave.

I wish HA knew latoya's birthmonth isnt November

@AngelaK.
The facial skin is very diff from the other parts of the body (dont be fooled by the even tone all over). The facial skin is extremely sensitive. Thats why most cosmetologists prescribe special facial creams as opposed to general body creams. I said that to say this: You have to be careful when dealing with your face. There's no overnight success when it comes to dealing with acne. Just do it the right way and be consitent.
The major cause of acne is the excessive oily secretions from the sebaceous glands in the 3rd layer of the skin. The oils are neccesary to protect ur skin and keep u lookin young. But when ur facial skin is dirty and clogged. The oils wont get their way out and as a results pustules are formed around the pores.
Truth is, if your face can be kept clean throught the day, you wont have acne. Thats a difficult task though especially for those in the temperate region like Nigeria.
My advice is u get cleansers and keep ur face clean at all times.
For the black spots. You'll have to use exfoliants or a Supertoner to tone the spots. U should get results within 2 weeks depending on the cause.
But remember its easier to avoid dark spots that clearin it.

G.G
Hmmmmmmmmmm . I need a 'hook up'. Master P where u @ ?

I bid $[b]-[/b]200

*Yeah! you owe me for d dissapointment*

Titanic for sure

I tire for this couple o!
Haba!

Me or Jlo ?

Its better now. Opened within 3 mins.
A cool site though but it lacks the "bite" and interactivity expected of such a corporate website.
I dont have to go 3 links inside b4 i get ur contact info.
Nice layout.

I'm sure u can see the "emoticon" in my post

HA. have u seen JLO lately?

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Now u understand? Good

What is (was) your (the).....
First name: OLAYIWOLA
Gender: MALE
Favorite food(s): DODO+FRIED EGGS
Favorite color(s): PINK
Future child's names: OLAYIWOLA(Jr), ADEOLA, TIMI
Sign or b-day: 05-NOV-1981
Favorite number: 1
Biggest fear: NONE
Favorite quote: "A SETBACK IS A SETUP FOR A COMEBACK"
Obsession(S): NONE
Addiction(s): BIBLE
Biggest turn off: BRAGGING
Biggest turn on: SINCERITY
First thing you notice in the opposite sex: LEGS
Last book you read: GOD'S GENERALS (Robert Liardon)

Preferences...

Chocolate or vanilla: VANILLA
Hot or cold: HOT
Coke or Pepsi: PEPSI
Truth or Dare: TRUTH
Rightie or Leftie: RIGHTIE (I aint no southpore)
20/20 vision or glasses: 20/20 (Extra perfect)
Big or small: BIG


Do you...

Speak another language: YES (4 to be exact)
Own your room or share with sibling: OWN (rooms)
Have a sibling(s): YES (3)
Think that God should be male or female: NO (He should be is both)
Think that God should be white or black: NO (He's not colored)
Like your handwriting: YES (so much)
Type fast or slow: VERY FAST
Think you're beautiful/cute: YES
Sleep with a stuffed animal("teddy bears" and the likes in case you don't know): HELL NO

Misc...
What is/are the thing(s) you miss the most:
Are you straight/gay/bi: VERY STRAIGHT
Piercings: NONE
How tall are you: 170cm
How tall do you wish you were: 182cm
What would you change about yourself: HEIGHT
What wouldn't you change: MY PERSONALITY

THE END. Whew, that was long!

Declaration loun loun! That one heavy o

tpbm is Fabian

*is it now chain statement game?*
Well..i'll follow

God Bless Olayiwola

We'll talk mo bout that when we meet.

Trade fair is along Badagry expressway

"What GOD has put joingether, let no man slice apartder"

Efribodi come and see Deking o!
Upon all his frontin', who would think he'ld carry d "stuff" 2 da next level (from Nairaland to [b]Real[/b]and). This is wonderful.

@Gina
Hmm Trade Fair?...cool.
Expect a surprise visit someday.  

@Deking
Dont get jealous...just want her to teach me cybercafe setup.

*Thanks for the thread. Good for the journal-shy pips*

Yesterday was hmmm...not that eventful but sum'n happened that made me happy for choosin the kind of path i'm towin.
3 Girls came visitin me (at home) about same time. They've wooed me at diff times but i remain who I am *i hate sayin this...makes me look like a gay*. I'm not averse to relationships but i don't believe in swingin with the tides. I've got to have a reason for my actions. I wont hook up 2 a GF because everybody is havin one. I'll play ball only when i meet 'her'. I do have female pals though..very good ones.
If i was the playa type. Yesterdays occurence could have been embarassing.
Asides that....
I got good news from d stock market ( i trade in stocks). I met an old pal and we went playin Lawn tennis (at the ikoyi courts). I got home hooked up to my sequencer...made some def R&B beats...and got writin again.....
School?...i'm on vacation.
I kno today will be greater.

Can u wish someone an "advice"?

"Looking good is good Business"

Guys or girls. Everyone ought to look good. Nothing stops men from gettin facials, manicure or even pedicure done once in a while.
Its pretty lame to shizzle yourself out just because u don't want people to think u are gay.
Let the gays do their thing and u do urs. Its a free world.
Your body is your body. If u love it, you'll take care of it.

Damn right HotA.
Anytime i'm asked "whats your favorite color". I always start with "Dont laugh o...its Pink"
Pink is my favorite colour (reason why i'm replyin anyway). Its been associated with Ladies for ages but its what I like and it don't make me gay (even though i've had to ward off *those pips* several times). I wont stop wearin Pink..
People sure look good in Pink.
I'm very conscious of colors now though. The days of ignorable-fashion-mistakes are gone. U could loose a job for wearin d wrong stuff.
Even if I go the dark way (all black), I always have a pink on somewhere (maybe boxers).
I'll stick with Pink because Its the Color of Angels. 

*assumin a ladies postion now*

Difficult to choose..cos high libido only means he's got the drive/voracious appetite for sex. This doesnt mean he's good in bed.
Monotonous sex is as good as no sex. Even if d question is restructured. I'll still go for the Rich guy...
sex+empty stomach= death

I'll say gr8. Go for a change of course straight. Fashion Engineerin/Analysis will do.

wwyd if i set u up with a big boutique

*we should have tptt (the person typing this) for Princess*

FalseLie (never lost)

tpbm has a lover

Haba! U just dey dey addicted? After how many yrs. U need to upgrade ur own 'processor' (Its too slow). Use Intel.

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=1142.msg48092#msg48092 date=1126580629]Okay. U know PM is not in the chat room right? Private messages in here. I'll Pm u.[/quote]U can PM on nairaland chatroom as well. I had a private chat with Vexxy last night. Yeah i know the applet is not too tight..compared to Yahoo!'s but its ok.