₦airaland Forum

@lovesaint
The number is wrong.

Thats definitely not true. Go do ur research. Femi danced yahoozy not 'start'. He's not the originator.

mistake

No Sex Causes Bad Eyes ?

How wrong!

lmao

First off i love your transition from proper english to waffi pidgin.

Secondly, i dont blame the girls. Whilst women have overpowering emotions , men can accomodate thiers. Women fall in love with all their heart so if its unreciprocated, you'll be punishing them. Reason why they say u r heartless/wicked.

Thirdly i'll advise you not to change. Dont lie to women. Never promise what you wouldn't do. I understand they could be a pain in d a$$ sometimes cuz they always want to have thier way, but it'll be in her favor if u stick to ur guns and remain honest.
Good luck!

suze:
Yahoozy is the latest dancestep everywhere in clubs,parties,shows and even in church.Various nigerian artistes have sung about it and danced it in their videos. But where did it come from? Who started it?Did it start from Nigeria? Who named the dancestep ?

Yahoozy originated from Lagos Island years ago.
It was originally called Sebe- just dancing like a mad man, then saouz and when yahooboys took over, it became yahoozy probably because the lagos island yahooboys throw parties alot and the reigning steps then was saouz or saouzy.
It was coined yahoozy by yahoo boys.

suze:
Did Dbanj start it? Or was it sean paul? Because I've seen Sean Paul dance something like that in one of his videos. But who even named the dance-step, Was it olu-maintain?

Dear Nairaland users,What do you know and what do you think about this dance?

Dbanj is not even a good yahoozy dancer. He's just learning. Olu Maintain had nothing to do wit it either. The best yahoozee dancers are in OSU.
Sean paul's Step is way different from yahoozy even though the mixture is very beautiful. You need to see girls dance sean paul+yahoozy, you'll be tripped.

suze:
Dear Nairaland users,What do you know and what do you think about this dance?

I dance yahoozy beautifully. There are different styles:-
'steppers' where u interchange steps in quick succession
'feelin cool' where you have both hands in your pocket
'komole' where your hands picks from under your legs up and round your neck.
'too much money' where you pick and spray 'virtual' dollars from your pockets with both hands.
'sean paul stylee' where you mix it wit sean paul's
'burning' where you fan your self  with your hands like the room is too hot.
'Cruizing' where you'll have ur left hand on a virtual steering and the other changing gears like you are driving.

Several styles,  Its come to stay
yahooo oh oh yahoooooozzzeeee

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If all u have now is N50k. You can turn it to N10.5Million within just 2 years through forex trading. Thats 25% monthly ROI compounding ('ploughin' back your profit).

I said 25% just to modest but its usually more than that. Just to give chance for a really bad month even though its unusual. I peg the returns at 25% monthly. I rake in a min of 30% monthly. But i don't touch the funds because i have other sources of fundin like the 30k for 50k in 6 weeks wit aqua palace. That is not hyip. Its a big quaculture company wit big farms in several nigerian cities.
I also have investments in oil&gas. Extremely lucrative cos its linked to the corridors of power in nigeria

yahoo-yahoo boys (&girls) - Internet fraudsters a.k.a 'taxmasters'

ina yahoozeee styleeeeeeeeee

Its bad anyway. I built my wealth thru forex (compunding for the past 3 years). I'm 'nearin' d half a million in dollar mark. How many yahoo boyz can boast of that? Plus I made it wit rest of mind and I'm 25yrs old.
Knowledge they say is power, cos if i didnt know the power of forex (spot FX), future stocks and oil&gas then, i could have been a yahoo boy as well.

@snazzy
Email me ur digits and i'll call you up.

I finished from GCI

I did my JSS in FEGO

After getting 40k to pay ur fees. How do u hope to see urself thru school (acc,feeding etc) and for subsequent years. Misplaced priorities here. Definitely not the kind of help you should be asking for.

How do i lay my hands on 1?

You guys are still alive around?
Where have u all been hibernating?

paw-paw , i pity ur congregation, u r leading them to hell,

ok. I pardon you for that mistake. Now, paste your real picture. I mean the 'fineboy'.

You'll need about 2,000,000naira to publish 1 edition (10,000copies) and you'ld probably start making profits after third edition so do ur calculations.
You dont really need much staff to start wit, maybe marketing staff alone. You can get ur articles from varied sources including freelance writers.

Its nokia 6680 but i heard its n series (same features)

Plagiarism or not. I resent correction from 'him', Thats all.

1 month old Nokia N6680 (1 of the Nokia N-series, absolutely beautiful phone). Owner wants to get the N95. It's been pimped up wit downloads and he surfs the internet wit it. Its got everything u need, bluetooth,camera/video, name it
Its as neat as new.
Cost way over 40k

Give away Price- N25k


Call Ola on 0703 839 0057
Location: Lagos

A friend needs to sell his laptop fast.


Pentium 3 850mhz
256mb RAM
20gb Hard disk
cd/dvd combo
14inch screen

He's been browsing the net with it since he bought it (over 4months ago) and its been pimped up with lots of applications from macromedia and microsft office tools, anti virus, dictionary, 1000music files (foreign and indigenous),Internet Explorer/Mozilla firefox, FTP software(for webdesigners),Icq/yahoo messengers, Download accelerator, 3D Games, Proxy Surfer(for anonymous surfing) etc

Computer Village Price- N70k (excluding d pimpin')
Giveaway price- N45k

Call Ola on 0703 839 0057
Location: Lagos

Definitely talking about yahoo yahoo.
And true, some folks hit the 1 million$ mark. I know a few (guyz and gurls) in Lekki who make millions from YY regularly, God Help us. Yahoozee na thier business anthem.

Awon oshomo gbomo tianwn,
Awon oshomo gbomogbin

Tin ba hammer
First thing na hummer
1 millio dollars
Elo loma je tin ba she si naira

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ina yahoozee styleeee

I can get this done for N75k. See my email below

We are obviously not talking bout the same video.
"sengemenge" is da bomb.

While my friends make unlimted midnight calls wit MTN, here i am with oiver N6k worth of rubbish airtime, blocked totally from making or recieveing calls. I have been faithful to celtel overtime, but now i am pissed.
They give u free airtime, yet blocks you from calling. Imagine the FRAUD!

I HATE CELTEL!!!!

I want to sell off the catfish stock in my farm, mostly 3 months old. I'll like to sell off a total weight of about 500kg at N350/kg. If interested in buying off my stock, email me and i'll contact u immediately.
Location: Ikorodu, Lagos

Just watch "Sengemenge" by KC Presh and you'll change your views bout Nigerian videos