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A combination of several online marketing/branding methods will do the job.
Buying google adwords will be too expensive. I could get you a million visitors to your website within 2 months for just 800knaira (general visitors, not targetted). Target visitors to suit your site content would cost more. Email me for more details.
You need to spend cash to get anything good off ur website else you go tey!

R u browsing from heaven?

sex ko, food ni

I'm always thinking about money, owo, ego and kudi

WOW!!!!
If the 'testimonee' can locate the place where 'left goes to ibadan and right to akure', then we can fish these idiots. I know they use juju but at least 20km in all directions from that point will locate them.

Make sure you upload all your files into the 'www' folder in your control panel

It would cost you like 2Million to print the first edition (10,000copies). You'll need to make 2-3 editions before you start making good money. I'm an expert in this. Email me for assiatance from gathering materials/articles, production, marketing etc.

I can create the forum for just 20k in just 1 day
See my email below

I hope its service before payment?

I sent you a mail. I can create a 'type' of Nairaland cheaply in a day. My email is

For juju eyes, breast na breast.

Rituals is out of it. This guy mised out on mother's breast. Probably mum died when he was born so he needs to catch up on what he missed.
Na suck im wan suck ya breast.
well, he could be a yahoo boy so all the 'alayagbangbas', holla.

I am very much interested. can u email me your contacts so we can talk.

I saw some flats available in Lowa Estate yesterday. A nice part of ikorodu to live in.

Your safe period is 5 days before and after menstruation. Dont have unprotected sex near ovulation (14 days of a regular cycle). Remember withdrawal method is not safe.

Whats ur number and cost?

Hey ya, tears actually dropped my eyes. Guys too cry. I love this.

Whats d business ? Spell it out.

Candle lights for my uncle who passed on 2 years ago.

Candle light for Biodun my crush who passed on last year

Candle light for Pastor Bimbo Odukoya.

JYNX

This is definitely not the way to go about it. Promotion by deception. Beign an artist is not all about singing. Its a total package. Your lifestyle is important because your voice is not the product. YOU are d product.
i wouldnt risk signing u on to my label if i detection any flaw in your character no matter how trivial.
So change. Good music sells itself. you dont need to force it.

Not always true ogamadam.
I personally love my girl because she loved me first.

I've done it for several ecommerce websites here in naija but it cost N150k. however i know a third party site that cost around 50k to uise their account.
Email me for details.

Your scripts would be full of blunders, man

Several sites done in the past 6 years. However all i can say is i'll give u whatever u want as it pertains to web presence not just web design. I can incorporate credit cards / interswitch payment systems onto your website. Simple/flash/3D designs. Personal/Ecoommerce sites. Name it and i got u covered. Send me an email and you'll be impressed, i bet u.

@omogenaija
imoh didnt say 35million naira BUT 35mm. Thats the type of film on which the movie is shot. Celluloid et all.

Did u say 800Million naira. Believe me i have guyz (corporate pals) who can bankroll that but what we need is a signed contract that warner bros or fox will pick the bills once its finished. We no wan loose o,

This guy should be banned

@nikinash
How u dey ma'am? We once talked on phone b4. Anyway as regards web design, i can have it done. Prices from N20k. The best web technology would be employed.

Dont confuse us. 5 years older or 5 times older. Which one?

80M naira will give u a naija world class film. We dont really need millions of dollars like in american films cos we can get most of the props here for free.

Up Chelsea

This is beautiful adaeze. I love ur spirit and i'm willing to help. Send me ur contacts. Let me know if you can make botled soyamilk and we r in business.

Scripts can be bought from Hollywood script writers. There are thousands of them i can source and cheaply too. We'll just modify it a little.

I've been on this for 4 years but the problem i have is marketing/recouping my investment in the nigerian market. People don't buy original Cds and the cinema culture is at its infancy.

I can get the required finance up to N80Million but i can't afford to loose.
However  if i get a company to pick the bill afterwards for N120M, then the movie is done in 3 months. Evrything is set and it'll beat Save the last Dance. Nigerians can dance o