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Since you aint through with school, can u work in my bedroom for the time being?

Nice one!

uchetobi:
A guy dats too arrogant
A guy dats have no respect for ladies
A guy dats too stingy
A guy that doesnt pay attention
A guy dats not caring
A guy that is not patient
A guy that raises his hand to beat a woman
A guy that lacks self confidence
A guy that doesn't know when to back off
A guy that doesn't understand no
A leech
A pest
An irritant
A Bingo

U seem to hate guyz wit a passion. I doubt if u'll ever like one..Ur list is ........angry

Yeeee!

Trualse (used to...now only on sequencers)

tpbm is a medical student

Una no get work

@Latoya
Shouldnt be a surprise...(4 sure vexxy wont be surprised).

@nddy
U sure aint stalkin me..its obvious. Be my guest!


tpbm plays appergios on guitar

All very funny especially.....
[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=1808.msg49769#msg49769 date=1126852268]My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
.............
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
...............[/quote]The latter sounds naughty...maybe womenstrating would be better.

Quite funny but

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=1806.msg49767#msg49767 date=1126851792]...........
The penis then says, ".................., stuck in a wet black hole, and ................"..........[/quote]Black? Red or 'Dark' could be better...

Hilarious anyway. Nice one

true (....a recording artist)

tpbm plays the guitar

*Yep...but..1 per post*

Life has taught me that every dark cloud has got a silver-lining.

*Latoyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what about canada reminds u of north africa*

Egypt

Share your experiential knowledge about Life with us (in just 1 sentence).
Start with:

Life has taught me..........................

eurt / false


tpbm plays a musical instrument

Prostitute mother+Theif father = Antichrist children. Period!

Missworld:
Uhhhhhhhhhhh, Let me think about it.
My head, my face and .........

Thats still 1 choice. You cant have head without face. Choose 1 more

Chxta:
Try this one. 'Tells' you the day you'll die I was told that I'd die on 6 May 2079. That is four days short of my 99th birthday...https://www.juventuz.com/forum/images/smilies/howler.gif

No way ...I dont want to see myself jumpin on express road, swimming in the ocean, engagin in meaninless risks cos some "funny site" told me exactly when i'ld die.
Abeg o...mi o ni koja aye mi - I wont pass my boundary

Nah

tpbm loves the person above him/her

hipcaramel:
.............................
Save the last dance
Center stage
...............

2 Different films with same theme. I love them cos i love Dance (ballet or breakdancing)

Canada

"When I Think About You" - R.Kelly (gospel)

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=1743.msg49641#msg49641 date=1126809581].......... never buy powder from those girl by the roadside.... or on the bridge. Those stuffs are "elubo" + "coloring".[/quote]

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=1743.msg49641#msg49641 date=1126809581]For Lip Gloss, you can buy the one by the street. Infact, those ones are better.. (for some weird reason). They seem to be thick and fabulously well scented.[/quote]I guess those ones are "toothpaste+ petrol"


@Uchetobi..
I dont know much sha but u Just get ur butt to "Occasions Plus" First floor, Silverbird Galleria. U'll love it there. Anything makeup under the sun...u'll find it there...

I prefer www.sleek-ng.com. The color combination was better.

I love it..Quite funny

I've set the weddin for church of the assumption falomo, lagos. So when is the date? Y'all should hurry up. I cant wait to see their kids

"pretty mother+handsome father=pretsome children"

cushman:
Layi and vexxy, you know that there are only few people in this world that die "peacefully" in their sleep. We all have our different way(s) to die.

People die and people kill themselves. Its stupid for u to expect to be 'ejected' out of this world harshly. I'm worth more than that.

Grassland

Hibiscus

cushman:
.................. Is it by hanging, drowning, in a collapsed building... e.t.c.

For me, i'll rather choose death by gun shots because i believe it'll be easier, quicker and the pain will be minimal.

OMG! Gunshots?..Why dat choice?

I came peacefullly....and i'll go peacefully. At a very ripe age and after living a fulfilled life. I'll want to sleep and wake up in Abraham's bossom