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Nice talk Donnie. The weapons of our warfare are not carnal..but mighty through GOD. Let them try as hard has they can. They can't suppress God word because that word is LIVE (inherent power).
Remember what happened in the city of Ephesus.....

[center] (Amplified bible) Thus the Word of the Lord [concerning the attainment through Christ of eternal salvation in the kingdom of God] grew and spread and intensified, prevailing mightily.Acts 19:20[/center]

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fabian:
@ Layi,
How come you know Ibifuro?? That's my cousin's name!

I know most IBs have those names. They are common. Ibifuro, Ibukun, Ibinabo, Ibrahim etc

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tpbm needs money.

I know man is a tri-partite being. He is a spirit that has a soul and lives in a body (my opinion) but I'll like to know what u feel about this topic.
Is the soul the mind? Is the spirit the soul?
Whats the difference between the human soul and the human spirit.

No prob girl...Just get a POP round ur ribs cos mine are all broken.

I believe fathers (being males) knows how 'fragile' the girl child is. Its probably a sense of insecurity in the father's subconscious. They want to be the first man in their girls life and probably groom her well so she wont fall prey to the "devourers".

Sons cling to their mothers mostly because fathers are a bit harsh with male kids. So they get lots of love from their mothers.

I think its the fathers that cling to the girls and its the sons that cling unto their mothers (and not really vice versa).

But at times its just the joy that the opposite sex came out of you. Also remember "unlikes attracts"

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tpbm is a pretty lady

angela k:
From funnies.com!

Nah! I just saw it in my mailbox now and decided to share with my folks here.

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts... although still silent... stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

In a Chicago hospital waiting area, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. "Sir", she said," You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He used the toilet and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.
The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring
down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
The nurse replied "The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

A husband and wife are watching "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire," and the husband winks and says, "Honey, let's go upstairs..."

The wife says no, so the husband asks again. Again she says no.

So the husband says, "Is that your final answer?" The wife says yes.

The husband says, "Well, can I phone a friend?"


*You'll get the joke only if u've watched the program "wwtbam"*

Two nuns went out of their convent to sell cookies. One of them is known
as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical
(SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SL: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past
half-hour?

SM: Yes, I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What
can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He
started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go
this way. He cannot follows us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives
at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical. Then
Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he
followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could
and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
..................








SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than
a man with his pants down........

Dear Lord,


Every single evening
As I'm lying here in bed,
This tiny little Prayer
Keeps running through my head:


God bless all my family
Wherever they may be,
Keep them warm and safe from harm
For they're so close to me.


And God, there is one more thing
I wish that you could do;
Hope you don't mind me asking,
Please bless my computer too.


Now I know that it's unusual
To Bless a motherboard,
Keyboard, mouse or monitor,
But listen just a second
While I explain it to you, Lord.


You see, that little metal box
Holds more than odds and ends;
Inside those small compartments
Rest so many of my friends.

It gives me access to loved ones,
some of whom I have never met.


I know so much about them
By the kindness that they give,
And this little scrap of metal
Takes me in to where they live.


By faith is how I know them -
Much the same as you -
We share in what life brings us
And from that our friendships grew.


Please take an extra minute
From your duties up above,
To bless those in my address book
That's filled with so much love.


Wherever else this prayer may reach
To each and every friend,
Bless each e-mail inbox
And each person who hits "send".

Not to be left out is each Nairaland forumite,
Who shares their knowledge and life.


When you update your Heavenly list
On your own Great CD-ROM,
Bless everyone who says this prayer

Sent up to prayers@GOD.com


AMEN

@angela K

Aunt: Layi, hope you aint busy?
Me: No ma
Aunt: Ok, plz tell Love that i am here
Layi: I've got no girlfriend ma.
Aunt. En en. I've heard. Ok Call me Love
Me: I'm serious. I've got none
Aunt: Not your own Love. I'm talking about my own Love..
Me: Oh! Sorry ma

Its not that funny though but shows how ridiculous some pet names could be.

I watched the movie . It was cool but i hate unreal movies.
Spirit marry? haba!

ok. thanks for remindin. U r "temptatious". Ok i resume my post.
When are the bells ringing?

I got 85.0yrs. I hope its true o
I also learnt some stuffs.
Its cool

Whatz urs chixta so we'll know "who'ld tolerate who"

Thanks

gina34:
Wel.Layi aint you forgeting something.?

hmmmmm. Tell me plz.... plz...

By the way u look real cool.

The NBC just doesnt want Miracles aired. I can talk for christ embassy. We've got doctors as part of the healing team. These miracles are verified but the NBC can't just ban TV programmes without givin 1 "flimsy" reason or the other. The Miracles are real. I've seen the lame walk in my presence.
I just see it as part of the machinations of evil. But its all good. They've got a wider reach now with their own TV stations.

woo Efribody i'm not doing priest again. I want to contest.
Gina r u singu ?

5storey-stilleto girls

*seems its now chain-statement *

I'll tell u to lead the way

wwyd if nairaland organizes a 'partea' in Chi-town this month.

A guy has to interrupt.

Relationships are like rollacoaster rides. It could be pleasurable but without control-it could be disastrous.
I guess its not the issue of age. It really has to do wit maturity
17 yr olds are still older than themselves (upstairs).
If u are not matured enough for a relationship..just chill before u wreck yourself.

HotA is 'lucky' she's been able to handle the guyz well at her age (..deduced from her posts) but not every girl is that lucky. I'll advise you roll out with older girls and learn rather than experimentin with guyz.
Also note that you are still an adolescent and thus you hav that cravin...mad passion for a hookup. We all have it but girl obsession is dangerous.

Wait for how long? Hello! U r just 17.U got a whole life ahead of u. take your time. Make friends with guyz and preserve yourself for the best.
Ur happiness in future matters more than momentary pleasures.