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Health / Nipple Discharge Okay Or Not Okay by Lazycyndy(f): 1:41pm On Jun 24, 2022
I am having a little clear or water like discharge from my nipples when I squeeze or stimulate them. It affecting both breasts from multiple ducts.

Is this normal or do I need to see a doctor?
Romance / Re: I Think My Sister Is Gay by Lazycyndy(f): 4:06pm On Sep 10, 2021
If you know the number of lesbian women that are married to men and the number of gay men that are married to women, you go shock.

We should stop telling ourselves lies, getting attracted to the same sex is completely natural and the earlier we accept that the better.

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Politics / Re: Are You From Anambra State Let Us Talk About Our Town And Village Proudly Enugbu by Lazycyndy(f): 12:37pm On Sep 08, 2021
My Mum is from Orofia, Abagana while my Dad is from Akpu Abagana, Abagana.

Full fledged Abagana girl.

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Family / Re: Are Women More Emotional Than Men? by Lazycyndy(f): 11:48am On Sep 05, 2021
DoggoneDogg:


Nigerian women's definition of simps is borne out of poverty.

For example, if you take a girl out to a nice lunch & don't ask her to follow you home to Bleep afterwards, she sees you as a simp.
She expects that after lunch, you should Bleep her to 'get your money back'.

She doesn't know that lunch should be just lunch & nothing more thanks to poverty.

There's no such thing as a "Nigerian women's definition of simps" because that word is overly used by mails here. Besides a Nigerian mail who doesn't intend to sleep with a lady after taking her out does not exist.

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Family / Re: Are Women More Emotional Than Men? by Lazycyndy(f): 10:29am On Sep 05, 2021
DoggoneDogg:
Without women there would be no word like emotion.

Everything they do is based off emotions. Very gullible set of creatures. Reason why playboys and fraudsters like pastors get them easily.

Yeah, men are very logical and less gullible that's why we have more alpha mails than simps. Lol
Celebrities / Re: “Women In Nigeria Will Never Win” Bisi Alimi by Lazycyndy(f): 12:17pm On Sep 03, 2021
One of the very few Nigerian mails with sense. The rest are just useless.

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Politics / Re: If My Mother Is Igbo, Can I Claim And Contest For Governorship In Her State by Lazycyndy(f): 9:05pm On Aug 18, 2021
TheSupleemLeada:


Same thing an uncle of mine said, not sure if I want to change my surname yet.

The SupleemLeada indeed.

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Politics / Re: Why Are Igbos Bothered That Reno Said Bini Or Itshekiri Sold Them As Slaves by Lazycyndy(f): 4:35pm On Jul 24, 2021
As much as I don't like the op but he is unfortunately right.

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Romance / Re: Bolanle (pepper Them) Stripped Naked & Thrown Out Of House By Her Husband by Lazycyndy(f): 8:53am On Jul 21, 2021
southniyikaye:
I vowed not to bash or demoralize women anymore but see, some women need to work on their attitude..
Just yesterday, my sales girl was shouting at me just because i was treating her like a sister. Well, make she go dey use that energy wash plates and sweet their compound.

I wonder how you mails feel when you use lies to justify your childishness. Maybe its the little likes from your fellow little boys here that edge you on.
Family / Re: A Woman Who Refuse To Submit To Her Husband Is Disobeying God - Oyedepo by Lazycyndy(f): 10:16am On Sep 05, 2020
jornwhite:




If you don't know simply seek knowledge, apparently you are trying to decipher what above your brain capacity ... hence your lame conclusion.
The reason God asked a man to love his wife is because its only man in love that can treat a woman better and tolerate her shortcomings.
The reason God asked women to submit to there men is because men are suckers for respect, (submit denote respect) men automatically love whoever respects them ... you must av seen how men tip gateman, bouncers & hypemen in club cos respect boost a man's ego, God dd not ask women to love men because he knows a woman's love is for her womb i.e a woman love is reserved for her offsprings.
The confusing part is, men understand respect not love while women understand love not respect ... so God cross multiply, X gives Y what she understand vice versa. communication is marriage, no communication when there is no understanding.

In conclusion a man is not meant to be loved while a woman is not meant to be respected according to your God. Okay.
Family / Re: My Wife Won't Cook For Our Guests. Please Advise Me by Lazycyndy(f): 5:38pm On Sep 04, 2020
Na to dey single or turn lesbian sure pass. Because there's no hope for the average Nigerian man.

The op had 20 months to save and hire a caterer knowing fully well that his wife went through alot while being 5 months pregnant the last time. And now you want the poor woman to cook again for your 25 church friends.
Family / Re: A Woman Who Refuse To Submit To Her Husband Is Disobeying God - Oyedepo by Lazycyndy(f): 5:06pm On Sep 04, 2020
Okay wait let me get this straight.

According to the Bible, a man should love his wife while a woman should submit to her husband. This is a straight command to me.

And if a man can't submit to his wife in return why then should a woman reciprocate the love her husband has for her? After all the woman is only obligated to submit to the man and not love him right?while the man is meant to only love the woman and not submit as well.

This is one of the many flaws of the Bible and it shows that it was written by men with a supernatural being in the sky as cover for their misogynistic views.

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Family / Re: Disagreement With My Husband About Babies Names by Lazycyndy(f): 2:00pm On Sep 04, 2020
Vincenzomum:

I am bothered because I live in a country where there is too much racism I don’t want any of my children to be victims just because of their names , to other children it may sound funny and they will bully them. I am talking from experience. Yes I am black African

And the solution to your problem is to give them names like Alexia and Aleesha? You think those racist Italians will stop being racist because of the change of names, you don't think they won't find another reason to be racists towards your kids?

It doesn't matter what your name is, as long as you have dark skin, they'll always find a way to bring you down and this is coming from someone whose name is Cynthia, my name didn't protect me in any way.

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Family / Re: Disagreement With My Husband About Babies Names by Lazycyndy(f): 1:44pm On Sep 04, 2020
Why are you so bothered about what others will feel or think?

If the people in Italy can't pronounce names like Amarachi, Chinelo, Kosi, Kamsiyochi, Ada, Obinna, Chidozie etc then that's their problem not yours.

Why should you hide a part of your kids because you feel embarrassed by their names? What kind of inferiority complex is this bikonu? I won't be surprised if you're black.

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Romance / Re: How To Know A Stupid Blokos Person by Lazycyndy(f): 6:14pm On Aug 22, 2020
Shanklee:


You might Bleep an idiot shocked
I heard that girls Bleep horses, goats, cassava, dildos, bottles etc but I've never heard that any one of them has ever bleeped an idiot. This I legendary sha. KUDOS.
Record kept for your kids aiidy grin cheesy
And ya future husban..... I fit come scatter ur wedding cheesy grin


Are you not ashamed of yourself? You're clearly a male so why the f in your moniker?

Probably using this account to scam your fellow blokos people.
Romance / Re: How To Know A Stupid Blokos Person by Lazycyndy(f): 5:38pm On Aug 21, 2020
FreeSpirited:



1. You met a fool, but still gave your number to a fool? What are you then? We all know the answer.
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2. You told him u were seeing someone just to see his reaction- good-: Guys, another redpill truth here again: don't ever take a woman by her word. Her words are worthless. Read her body language.
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3. She called him a fool, in her mind though she consider him handsome..lol..she also lied about seeing someone to see his reaction and pray he doesn't back down. Yet all at thesame time she was wishing to fvvck him...someone she just met o.....My fellow Nigga, you can see game and redpill truth slapping you in the face under a broad day light.
A game truth once said that, within minutes sometimes seconds of meeting a babe, she already knew if she would fvvck you or not...You can see it here to your face.
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Thanks for confirming our theory with your stupid post. But next time, learn to be honest and add that part where he drilled ya pvssy and rammed ya asshole. Thanks again. Hope some wussy can learn something here.

Trying to do everything you can to turn the tables around I see. That's cute.

He's a fool because I see him as one, he asked for my number and I gave it to him, it doesn't mean anything dear.

He's a street boy so I know how they see and treat girls. And yes I might probably fvk him, it doesn't mean anything because he also wants to do the same. Come on don't twist things I know how you blokos people behave.

The same way there is redpill teach you about women is the same way there's also the redpill to open the eyes of women as well. Stop trying to solve a mystery when there is none.

The pill is for all genders.

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Crime / Re: Domestic Violence: Nigerian Pastor Beats His Wife Blue And Black by Lazycyndy(f): 5:27pm On Aug 21, 2020
Men are very useless creatures except their azz. Their azz is very fvkable.
Romance / Re: How To Know A Stupid Blokos Person by Lazycyndy(f): 5:23pm On Aug 21, 2020
Bloooody:

Please don't quote me you harlot.

I'd like to finger you to release all that pent up anger and frustration off of you. Would you like that?

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Crime / Re: Man Spanks A Lady's Backside In Computer Village And Runs Away, She Curses Him by Lazycyndy(f): 5:22pm On Aug 21, 2020
Animals in human skin, these blokos people sef.

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Romance / Re: How To Know A Stupid Blokos Person by Lazycyndy(f): 5:15pm On Aug 21, 2020
Bloooody:
Nigerian women are very shameless and worthless.
What kind of post is this?

Oga you miss road? Goan preach that s.hit outside. Hypocrites everywhere.

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Romance / Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Lazycyndy(f): 5:08pm On Aug 21, 2020
2dice01:
The attention ye seeketh

File not found grin

But you commented so ye have giveth thee the attention that was seeketh by thee.

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Romance / How To Know A Stupid Blokos Person by Lazycyndy(f): 5:01pm On Aug 21, 2020
I met the f.ool around my street last week, he called me and i answered the idiot to appear polite.

He told me he wants to be my friend.

N:B when blokos people ask for friendship just know that's just another way of them asking "I like you and I want to sleep with you

I told him that I was seeing someone else just to see his reaction, then he told me that why would I think he wants something intimate, that he just wants to be my friend. grin no be today I start to dey observe blokos people.

I smiled and told him okay, we exchanged numbers but make I no lie the blokos boy fine sha.

I might f.vk him, I might not. It will all depend on my mood.

I wonder if he likes anal, I like fingering these blokos people in the azz.

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Romance / Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Lazycyndy(f): 4:40pm On Aug 21, 2020
Palema007:
Oh! Lol... The v/p people thing. Lol.. grin grin

Lady, royalty don't roll in mud. Don't go the Romance section guys way of doing things to square up with them, that will be going so low. Very low, too low. Let them be the pigs, it fits them better. smiley

Na sometimes you need to give it back to them so as to not carry the disrespect offline.
Romance / Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Lazycyndy(f): 4:38pm On Aug 21, 2020
2dice01:
In kanye's voice

It ain't funny anymore Bro ..Try different Joke

I didn't write to make you laugh, if you want to laugh you can look at the mirror, am sure you'll laugh at the image there.
Romance / Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Lazycyndy(f): 4:37pm On Aug 21, 2020
YorubaRitualist:

Yae, you wanna suck it cool

Probably, after you've finished sucking the sh.it off my azz.
Romance / Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Lazycyndy(f): 4:29pm On Aug 21, 2020
Palema007:
Please what's the meaning of "blokos" ?

One cursed organ called a penis.
Romance / Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Lazycyndy(f): 4:29pm On Aug 21, 2020
YorubaRitualist:
are you a virgin?

Is your blokos clean?
Romance / Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Lazycyndy(f): 4:25pm On Aug 21, 2020
Zzor:
lmao I just don't understand why all this blokos people can't control themselves whenever their erection is worrying them.Dont let him come close again so that shame go continue dy catch am

See all of them acting as if I wrote this as a comic relief. Foolish blokos people, they are no different from lower animals.

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Romance / Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Lazycyndy(f): 4:24pm On Aug 21, 2020
dukeprince50:
believe me I only read ur signature, I have no interest in the story

cc YorubaRitualist, stop quoting everything.

Modified.
u knew he was a blokus guy after all the touchy things he did in class yet u allowed him into ur room?what were u expecting before?
Nonsense thread, now look finish, na Predegree u deh cos normal university students are at home.
Make u deh invite ppl to ur house o, no find way pass ur predegree exam.

So if you go to a girls room that automatically means you both will have sex right? No wonder you guys are no different from dogs.

If you have sense, you would see where I wrote earlier this year, when did this pandemic start and when did schools close? That's an assignment for you.
Romance / Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Lazycyndy(f): 4:20pm On Aug 21, 2020
ThothHermes:
Very dry story.

Are you sure you're not him?
Romance / Re: Chai, Never Trust Blokos People by Lazycyndy(f): 4:19pm On Aug 21, 2020
Franzinni:
Haha ... Blokos kee you dia!...


Let's break it down .. You met a blokos person who sat beside you and became touchy in a disgusting way... ... That is a horrible thing to experience and he was a bastard for doing so...


And so if I get you right you both left the scene of the initial crime ... Together I presume yeah! And I will guess you both took a nice walk towards your lodge ... Which he saw and noted your room number and promised to come visit later ... Abi?


OK because some Toto people will never have sense ever !

But let me land so the akuko now came and met you Mary Magdalene in YOUR room and wanted to lock YOUR door of which you outsmarted the Hot goat ... As a brainfull Toto person wey you be..

Now you know say the blokos was controlling the blockos person but you allowed him to relax in YOUR room and be asking you for film ... Person wey done give you expo by touching in the beginning .. But a wise Toto person wey you be still allowed him to stay till 11 .. OK den you were shocked when he wanted to sleep over ... How does that happen ?

Toto people if you don't want blisters why play with fire ?

I thank God for giving you the wisdom even though it took close to 5 hours for your network to receive it ... As you must be using landline connected to a pentium 2 in your head ...

That one no even bother me much .. Nah say your now decided to reason with your Toto and come display your dirty GString on the internet ... Continue

I thank God you didn't let him sleep over CU's you for just destroy the idiots future with rape report and the foolish anuofia will be doomed for life

Toto people I fear them pass woman

I don't understand a single word of the nonsense you wrote. A useless shameless blokos boy tried to use corner corner to get his way and you're here typing trash.

I fear who no fear blokos people.

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