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Unknown Member: I wonder what exactly would be in their test questions for which they would need to cheat.


Question 1 (20 Marks)

You are at a checkpoint in Maidugiri when a trailer arrives. The driver is obviously underage, has no particulars, is drunk and does not have money to settle. What would you do?!

Answer: shout Shege damburuba! Come down now!! Ubanka!! dash him 2 standard military spec slaps, flog him 24 strokes with government issue koboko, make him do frog jump, kneel him down under the sun for 2 hours, make him roll in the mud and if he tries to run, cork my AK-47 and shoot him in the head, then plant evidence on him and call him a Boko Haram insurgent.

Chikina!

Ol Booooooooooooooooooooooy go take ur tabsooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I BELIEVE THAT NIGERIA WILL ONE DAY SEE THE LIGHT. THIS IS THE BEGINING OF THE END OF MALPRACTICE IN NIGERIA.

Next is to mobilize these red eyed/angry soldiers to help jamb/waec supervisors. Candidates who are not ready to read will feel it!

Staggerman, Thanks and God bless you real good.

who e wan leave the okirika for?

On a serious note Pregnancy is no criteria for compulsory marriage.

BUT I say carry your cross

infection is wrong with you. Pls visit a doctor and encourage your husband to do so too cos the infection could be hibernating in him.

Also during and after treatment, soak your undies in very hot water to kill the bacteria there or better still get a different set of undies after treatment to avoid re-infection.

Good-luck

obinalihe: ORJI KALU ,who was governor for 8 years ,has nothing to show for the 8 years he spent in office,he was responsible for the down fall of Abia state,he took a lot from abia,embezzle Abia state fund,what else,he made things difficult for all Abians,he introduced kidnapping in Abia state ,he brought in thieves arm robbers and put every citizen in a tight corner,people were running away for their lives......what good does he have that he should be talked of? OUK is a con man.....

could this be the summary?


Birds of a feather! that is what your boss TAO and His predecessor OUK are

I thank God for him!

observation mode activated!

As much as I despise OUK's leadership style, TA Orji is not better in my views.
Besides, TA orji is behaving like a market woman. Joining issues everyday with Orji Kalu is a sign that He like his predecessor is a failure.

hottprince: Ds section has been bombarded with threads of 'sugar mummies n daddies' n i dare pontificate that this is getting outrageous
One thing guys don't know is that.
1.You r wasting ur time cos You'll never find one here, una think sey sugar mummy get time for NL? n even if a guy has one do u tink he is foolish enough to share.
1. You are gradually pushing yourself into the deep, u won't be able to think constructively for urself n later u'll come here to blame GEJ for ur woes.
1. Because of ur desperation u may fall victim to any of dese sammers posing as sugar mummy agents bliv me dey r scammers, after dt u'll still come here to cry
1. Imagine agents asking for 3k to hook u up, cnt u smell a rat? he is either impotent or just foolish or better still a scammer dt he is
1. Don't forget we r on d internet which means a lot of ppl r currently watching u frm diff countries.
For God's sake pls portray urself in a good image even if its for d sake of d late M.K.O Abiola.

Finally I wish all d gents well in life, but pls stop searchin for sugar mamas if u r so desperate y not pour sugar on ur mama n dere u go.

Also I'll like to appeal to Seun n his Lieutenants to delete any related post/thread at first sight n send d poster into indefinite ban.
Mods I give u permission to lock ds thread. Cos of d silly 'agents' scammers

Thanks.
Hottprince.

Love this. Tnx

Sorry for your predicament. U need to sit her down and have a heart to heart talk with her.

I don't support infidelity, I don't also advice U go shouting down on her(It is my right).

There must be reason for her action;
1.U not taking good care of her(not providing for her needs maybe cos U think she is working and can take care of her personal needs)
2.U not satisfying her sexually etc

So the solution to this is communication.


Good-luck.

jp philips: No difference if you dont pay, The richest man in Africa and the 43rd richest in the world is a Muslim and have never paid tithe in his life, he is worth a whooping $16billion more than all the tithe paying and collecting pastors put together,

think about it!!

You don't decide for me if there is a difference leave that to me. You don't pay yet You are not better than the Dangote you mentioned. Well, as long as I don't dictates or criticize what you do with your resources, then I ve a right to that little privilege also.

Tnx.

Kamanda: Lecturer,great words.Meanwhile,did you buy that Beetle from Smartchoice?
I no see una brakelight again.

Kamanda, good to hear from you.
As regards the Beetle, U said it was yours so I backed off.

I'm proud I pay my tithe! never begged bread from those who do not pay so why are they crying on my behalf?

Some people lack job.

If I harvest more yams, He will say "it's because U used fertilizer" Mr, Don't you know where they sell fertilizer?

When a pastor gets rich, he is stealing tithes(Agreed)

When a businessman gets a breakthrough, He is a ritualist(Agreed)

But, if they are poor, They are lazy bones (What a world)
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...........Pls I don't join issues with anyone when it comes to religion! just as you are proud of who you are, I'M PROUDLY A CHRISTIAN(No space for debate in that regard)

click where?

Yes I ve heard that story and also believe it is possible cos God works in mysterious ways that is why His ways are not our ways.

ekeroyal: Have you done your primary 2 assignments? Or you want your teacher to cane you in class tomorrow?
Now go get your pencil and eraser and leave this place.

Thank you

Just brought my pencil and eraser!

Are you snoring while awake?

What's your Point Bro?

God is working for Naija. their sins will surely find them out!

I Thank God for them.

Mod, please refer this to Health section
Tnx

my excellency, I humbly suggest you go and wait for 2019 elections.

Glo

Ready in what manner? age, wisdom or academically?

Congrat Bro! It shows you are healthy.

onye n'ata akara n'ata ego ya! ngwanu!! Oge-eji ama dike abiala

ZUBY77: I read here where someone said Ladipo is the biggest auto spare parts market in Nigeria. I disagree because i operate in the market as well as Ugwuagba spare parts market Onitsha known as Mgbuka Obosi.
Mgbuka Obosi is far bigger than Ladipo. Ladipo just spanned about four or five streets in Mushin. With The main Ladipo Street heading down to Toyota bus stop in Oshodi express way.

Mgbuka Obosi offloads over 40 containers daily and more than 60 on Mondays. It is not located on any street but a huge area between Onitsha, Obosi and Oba.
People who know both markets should say something.

I guess it suddenly turned to be the biggest because Fashola closed it.

I ve not gone to Nnewi spare parts market before BUT I agree with you that Mgbuka Obosi is bigger than Ladipo.

He has done so much for us
He has taken away our sorrow
Praise God; hallelujah
He is coming to take us home!

If men were God?

Congrats!!!

best known to them.

Blackteeth: What would they benefit from that?

Some ladies are forming hermaphrodites on NL