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good one

waiting for xplainations.

i ve them. u wanna buy?

Surprising to know you are "dying" and still typing. Pls where are you? so i can learn how you do it!

ok. still waiting

Mother Theresa I know

Godessa: Mother theressa died for love.

Juliet I know

usmsam: Juliet died for love.

But who is O and Cynthia

jacobscros: 0

shegzy4luv: Cynthia died 4 luv,clap 4 me.

still waiting for the rest of he ten!

Akpors: "Baby, I'm gonna tell you a story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts!"

Ekaitte: "Alright love.."

Akpors: "Okay, i'm gonna start with part 1.. There was a husband and a wife,
they were driving to a campsite when they came upon a split road. The husband says "let's take the left one."
The wife says "I think we should take the ...right road."
Then the husband slaps the wife across the face "who's driving, me or you?!" and they take the left
path."

Ekaitte:"Hahahahahahahahaha"

Akpors: "Now i'm gonna tell you part 2..
Once they get to the campsite the husband goes fishing so his wife can cook their dinner.
He comes back and the wife says "good now I can cook fish soup for us to eat!"
The husband says "but I wanna eat fried fish"
The wife slaps the husband across the face and says "who's cooking me or you?!" and they end up drinking fish soup.

Ekaitte: "Oh crap!" lmao

Akpors: "Now I'm gonna tell you part 4"

Ekaitte: "What about part 3?!"

Akpors: [Landed Ekaitte hot slap across the face] who's telling the story me or you!!
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How do we separate this fight?

Welcome Newbie! ve a nice stay!

still waiting!!!!

Valentine died for love
Romeo also died for love
Jack in titanic died for love
Samson in the Bible died for love,
Greek heroes Hercules & Archilles
died 4 love
... & even Jesus Christ died for
love...
Wetin !!
?? Haba !!! where are the
women?
Una no sabi die? Abi na only gift
Una sabi collect? After Una go
talk
say boys no dey try. No Gift
again
this valentine unless una give us
10 names of
women wey die for love. Oya!I de wait..

A man and his wife quarreled. After the fight, the wife went into the bedroom. A few minutes later, the husband also trooped into the bedroom only to find the wife busy packing her suitcase! He asked "You are packing! Where are you going?" She answered "To my mother" The man paused for a while and also got his big brown pure leather suitcase & started packing his clothes. The angry wife stared at him and said "You are packing! Where are you going?" He replied "Oh ya! I"m going to my mother!" The wife replied, "To your mother!! And what about the 6 children?! Who is going to look after them?" The man replied, "You are going to your mother! I'm going 2 my mother. The 6 children should also go to their mother!!!

kk

They should be jailed for not less than 15yrs for child abuse

talktimi: I think this ban on okada should exempt men in UNIFORM ie police,navy,army,airforce,civil defence. I know for a fact that bikes/okada were provided for them to make life & transportation easier for them considering the meagre wages they take home. Highest they can be cautioned for traffic offences and their names/ranks taken to their respective formations for proper discipline. These military men perform a very important function for us in this country security wise.

Thanks Bro.

valicious1: The naval spokesperson is a born hardened LIAR. The Nigerian navy I know would NEVER Plead with any policeman on earth in situations like this. He s just twisting the story to generate public sentiments on their favour.

So wat do u expect? The police are they crazy?

ok

BBC Bar Broadcasting Corporation.

Where is your source?

nlmonpoint: What can I or should I do because I don't wanna lose her in fact, I can't leave her cos she get package too baaad!

Then remain with her and do her bidding. But, bear in mind that there will be no end to her demand after this has been accomplished.

Besides why does she want the house in her name before marriage? You don't think she is bound to move on after getting her dream house?

Of course, by building a house worth more than a hundred million, she will know your worth and the package that will be hers after divorce or untimely death!

Well, it's only your view we have here and don't know what you mean "she get package too bad" cos if it is feminine features you are referring to, your name is sorry also, we don't know how many abortions she has done for you.

But, believe me marriage is not like business contract where you bid to gain i.e. IT IS NOT FOR DIAMOND DIGGERS AND TREASURE HUNTERS

I wish the best of what you wish yourself!

To show you are negotiating her worth with her parents as in how much you go fit pay for the second hand goods

Lets go old school all the way

Define infidelity by mistake

chexyincx: If truly couples love each other and has commanded, whatever God has joined together, let no man put asunder. I think infidelity by mistake shouldn't lead to divorce, guys what do you think?

well said but sorry you sound too heart broken or frustrated maybe because of your experience.
Well, you just committed fallacy of hasty generalization. All men are not the same of course, there are bad eggs prowling around yet, the good ones are still there.

I quite agree with your NO to premarital sex.
Thanks

NO IT IS NOT WRONG.

HARDDON: Wot a fix.

Gee, dis is tym ƒoя maturity in reasoning and dnt be rash with ha. I can bet it has bin drummed into ha from early age that Thou Shall not Kill. It naw behooves you to make ha seee stark reality. You really nid to have a hrt2hrt τaικ with ha. Tell ha that as much as you wud luvv to have d baby by her, she shld try and be objective and luk @ d real life :

Wud have asked you if you luvv ha enuf to raise a family with ha but since you Said ha father is a pastor, comment reserved cos he wud not have his daughter marry a non christian. NEVER. This shld ß oηε of your reasoning point wen talkin ωiƒ ha. Make ha seee reasons why it wud be a shame on ha part to make the family, that has catered ƒoя ha all dis while, a laughing stuck.
With what mouth wud ha fada preach after learning his lil angel is gono hv a baibe ƒoя å guy frm anoda religion? It is eida she is disowned ör some1 might just hv a severe hrt attack. (hammer on dis point)

Children wud Come leta on, but once family goes, it wud take God's grace to change status. She wudnt wano be termed a black sheep.



Secondly, you aint got nufin and r ѕσση goin ƒoя service in anoda state and wudnt ß able to be dere and care ƒoя ha. If she gets disowned, you hv no place she can move into ! Ha career wud end, family name tarnished, and she wud mos def suffer all alone.

Do knw that d manner of approach wud matter a lot here and you have to be firm in you points' outlay. Also make sure she is in a lighter mood and d envirom is suitable(Preferably, away from your home.)


If i may ask, why did you Let it get to 7weeks already b4 dis post? Huh?


Regard

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I find it difficult agreeing with you. you ve tried outlining the reason why the baby should be aborted, how the family that raised her will feel, the disgrace to her father etc

How will the family feel if she dies in the course of this abortion?
What about those that are married for years without kids?
What danger could this abortion pose to her health?
How will the dad feel and how will he be able to face his congregation if your advice goes wrong?

I suggest the op take responsibility for the fruit of his 5minutes of enjoyment yes, they will likely surfer yet love conquers all (except they don't love themselves) even at that, it's the girl's decision to make whether she want to remain with him or not.
@op Talk with your girl she is aware that you don't have a job yet so you two can plan and work out the modalities to care for the baby but don't try using her family as a means of blackmailing her.
Take a bold step to meet the family. They will feel bad yet Christianity is built on love and forgiveness

PLS! PLS!! PLS!!!DON'T ABORT THAT BABY IT COULD BE THE NEXT OBAMA IN THE MAKING

LET ME GO AND WEAR MY PARTY CAP!

A mum was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters wed in d same year..........
So she whispered to each of dem after their weddings........
"Text me ur 1st Nite Xperience & doп†̥ 4get 2 txt it in code ooo...
After a week, d 1st daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 her mum while a week later, d 2nd txtd 'BENSON'...........
Their mum, as a soji woman, picked up a tin of Nescafe & read from d label; "fantastic till d last drop!"
she also went 2 her husband's pack of Benson Cigarettes & found written on it; "extra long, king size!!!"
she & tot aloud; 'not 2 bad 4 dem @ their age sha
A few days later, her 3rd daughter's txt comes in; "Arik: Lagos - Kano!"...... So Mama calls Arik Air Information Desk 2 inquire about their Kano-Lagos FLIGHT
She was told; "Its 3times daily, 7days a week & the flight duration is 75mins to & fro!".
Mama throws herself in d air, lands, slumps & faints shouting...... "Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo Oº°˚( this one will kill my daughter)

ok

deji2009: 1. Right-click My Computer.
2. Select Manage.
3. On the left pane, click Device Manager.

NOTE: The card reader will appear in two places: Disk Drives
and Universal Serial Bus controls as USB Mass Storage. If there is
a yellow exclamation point (!) or question mark (?)
next to the device, try to refresh the drivers.

if any yellow sign right click on it
and click properties and check for error
code let us know the error code e.g. code 10 or code 14

Thank you for your time and assistance sir!
The system does not boot to the level where you can see "my computer", when you put it on after some seconds of booting, you will hear a sound followed by the write-up.

Thanks for your kindness.

Is TA Orji afraid? If He is leading and Abians are following why is He panicking? Well to me, this write up is a sign that TA Orji is really really and I MEAN REALLY TRYING LIKE CAIN IN THE BIBLE!




Sacrifices that are repulsive!