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Calls for sober reflection!!!

A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel'..
He sat down & noticed 4 buttons -WW, WA,PP & APR.
Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up.
Still loving it, he pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh. Feeling. pampered, he decided to press the last button APR.
He later woke up in a hospital, a nurse smiled & said; Sir,APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER,so when the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your balls. Your balls are in the jar.

•I can assure u that I wasn't even close to Nigeria when Farouk Lawan took bribe from Otedola... In fact I was in Bahamas with JOHN YAKUBU YUSUFU (the police pension fund thief) helping him to spend the money lavishly on girls and Marijuana.. Now, how can I be blamed for that?

•I even hear people blaming me for the Bad leadership Nigeria has had since her independence...­ In truth, even me the Devil,don't have the mind to steal Heartlessly the way Nigerian leaders do...I can't be that wicked.. Am saying this because the evil done daily in my name in Nigeria is sickening and I hereby appeal to Nigerians in the name of Jesus to stop destroying my Name.

•The most Ridiculous of them all is when people say don't blame BOKO HARAM, blame the Devil... For your info, I don't operate like that...wrapping­ myself with bombs is not my style.. How in God's name will anyone imagine that I'll kill myself just to sleep with 17 virgins in heaven when they know am not going to heaven?.. No point in killing myself foolishly like that and fast-track my journey back to HELL.

• How dare Nigerians point accusing fingers at me over the death of travellers along the Lagos - Benin express road? How is it the Devils fault that a certain Anthony Aninih (Mr Fix it) didn't FIX the road for which he collected billions? Or was it ever announced in the news that the Devil was awarded billions of Naira contract to TAR that road?

STOP BLAMING THE DEVIL. You are accountable for your sins. The bible says everyone shall account for his/her sins.. EVEN THE DEVIL.

SniperInADiaper: Never marry a virgin!

Immorality Supporters Association ISA

When they loose theirs, they want others to also loose like them. Typical of women even in King Solomon time

Let me check my data balance first.

Wether you are using BIS, modem etc, you subscribe baa? they believe u are paying for ur subscription abi u no see pay per view when you subscribed to their network?



Any way HELL is real

Ehn eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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Pls go 4 190. it is strong, durable and cheap to maintain though, not as fuel efficient as Honda but its good for Nigerian roads instead of Honda that gets affected easily by our wonderful roads

Don't run

una don start again?

Nigerians and this PhD business always committing murder with their mouth na waooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Eddyspicy: Maybe you don't know what it takes to love, that's why you are sounding like this...BTW happy val

Is love a day business? It's a command to love and not optional that you choose when to love and when not.

Blyss: LOL. Nigeria if freaking pathetic. If I were Nigerian, I'd never admit to it, EVER!!

PLS. stop skipping ur drugs, IT'S DANGEROUS FOR UR HEALTH!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Gerardcole: Sorry @OP.

You method uses comonth to [color=magenta]777[/color].

But with SOMONTH to 777 you get the same 3GB for 1,200

pls elaborate more!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tnx

6k dont 4get the battery is expensive and the hard drive too even scarce

very, very possible but does not mean you have to act on it. besides, love is without restriction but lust... so, find out what you are really feeling

Yes, let him go! Maybe we will learn to appreciate and trust our own next time!

WHY WE ARE CRAZY ABOUT WHITES, GIVING THEM PREFERENTIAL TREATMENTS I AM YET TO FIND OUT!

Go to oil companies and see Filipinos and Lebanese taking charge and calling themselves expatriates while Nigerians who are more schooled and qualified are being treated like rags. Then you come to sports, we prefer them even when we have better substitutes WHAT A SHAME that after independence,we still beg whites to come and colonize us. I AM DISAPPONINTED!

As for Keshi and His boys, posterity will remember them for this heroic feat.

No! He is Lawan

well done boy!

ok

Facebook asked me "how are you feeling?"
My reply "Like Sunday Mba on a SUNDAY EVENING"

What about you?

KESHIOUS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oluwadare26: All glory goes to God...

Yesooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Describe your feeling!

Dis is awesomely KESHIOUS!!!

describe this victory

@onasharon> bro U sure say U dey take ur drugs as doctor carry prescribe am? abeg no dey take overdose again as d tin dey affect your ability to differentiate btwn threads.

Pls NLs I need help with my laptop(dell D600) it does not produce sound. what can I do about this? Thanks in anticipation.

Pls Help!!!! my laptop does not speak out, no sound whatsoever pls help

Thanks

MOG, relax! notin mega! If d girl is yours, she will nt misbehave xcept otherwise so have a little faith and trust in her. Besides, U ve not made your proposal yet even if you ve proposed, you are not married yet so give her some space it will even help her make up her mind if you are the right person for her.