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k2039: Give me another 15 years,I should have one then.

ok! that's not bad in fact I will add 15yrs more for You so take 30yrs.

TRY WWW.NAIRALAND.COM.NG/HUSBAND

EZE

EGBE

EKE

EBUBE

DO YOU WANT MORE?

Drove from Lag to PH reaching P/h around 3pm don't know whether as a result of exhaustion or over speed (of course gentlemen don't drive German machines) only to find myself under Gov. Amechi's public transport bus though I escaped injuries, my colleague with me was injured and the car never survived, But I thank God who spare my life despite all my sins.

Can You share the most embarrassing moment in your marriage?

I still remember vividly two weeks after my wedding. I left for the office when my wife received a call that my father in-law had passed on and as usual for women she started what they are good at.

Then came the embarrassing part since we live and work in the same compound, a colleague and neighbor heard her and came straight to my office with this question "pastor, how come you ve started beating madam at this early stage"? then I was serving as military chaplain in one of the south east states. mehn imagine my face turning from black to white

My reply "Ma, the beating was it through infrared or Bluetooth?" Then I had to rush home to know why my New bride should be crying.

Now your turn pleassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Taking care of the meat in the stew pot.

BUT THE THING SWEET SHA ESPECIALLY WEN U FAIL TO OBSERVE THE 11TH COMMANDMENT, "THOU SHALL NOT BE CAUGHT"

That is one habit I'm sure will never part with me

2sexy: What habits or habit have been with you since childhood?


For me I realize that I dont usually eat the meat in my food till I am done with eating my food.

Once I eat that meat waooo that means the food is heading back to kitchen and probably waste bin cos i wouldn't be able to eat again.

Another one is this stupid bossy atitude "Men Should Be In Control"
This really cost me a wonderful relationship some years ago!

GO BACK TO THE WELDER(THE COURT) AND TELL THEM TO UNWELD YOU.

BUT VE YOU TRIED EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO MAKE THAT MARRIAGE WORK?

DIVORCE SHOULD BE A LAST RESORT!

Would you rather prefer he keep it to himself? I think openness is the key to successful relationship.
Some ppl may not care but others can be mad on discovering you are keeping secrets from them which might lead to lack of trust.

N.B. Not when the person is dwelling on it every moment in that case, there is still a desire to go back to Egypt!

Kamanda: @lecturerdabo,Haba Oga na my Beetul you wan collect so?

Sorry Big Bros I been tink say U don retire but I still get interest sha!

topsyking: Ghadafi is one pan africanist dat africa will never have again..ghadafi have a bright idea of africanism but he was murdered by the west...COME HOME HAITI!!
COME HOME BLACK AFRICAN AROUND. D WORLD.

THANKS BRO

SADLY, MAJORITY OF AFRICANS KEPT SILENT WHEN THIS GREAT NATIONALIST WAS BEING BOMBARDED BY NATO

YES the PDP doesn't need to worry about 2015 now cos they know how to swap ballot papers at the last minute and use public fund to aid their rigging.

Murphy T: The party chieftain added that every returnee members would be given a level playing field, adding that there would be no condition for reconciliation.

See silent campaign drill in motion!

WE NIGERIAN ARE WAITING COME 2015 TO CLUB RIGGERS TO DEATH!

HQ: Etisalat launched something similar and I had a terrible experience with it.

I lost a huge amount (planned to use that to purchase an Internet Bundle) when the "Doubled Credit" expired.

These folks should state these facts clearly. They prolly hide it in the "TOS" anyways, and no one bothers to read that.

NCC, anyone?

Thanks Bro, that was really what Etisalat did to me too so when MTN came with their WOW nonsence, I was armed with experience and had to test run with #200

TOS KE? WHO COME GET TIME FOR THAT KIND EPISTLE FOR 9JA?

olamathins: Just format and reinstall your machine. that's all.

Thanks Bro! but wouldn't I loose my docs?

manutayo: Which version of window are you using?
XP
Vista
7

Thanks bro, it windows 2000.

teeo: what about the sigma that people who didnt do church wedding experience. Is it a sin not wed in the church?

RUBBISH OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!
I did church wedding but to say without it you are a sinner, very Lets pls stop fooling ourselves with this borrowed culture.

WHERE IN THE BIBLE IS MARRIAGE CHURCH BUSINESS? JESUS WAS A GUEST AT THE CANA WEDDING NOT OFFICIATING PRIEST!

Well Nigerians like copy copy that's why gay marriage and lesbianism is also being openly advertised on NairaLand

Though this is a blow to our national image, I still think Nigerians ought to be commended for their creativity and ingenuity. HONESTLY OUR GUYS MAKE IMPOSSIBILITY POSSIBLE THAT'S WHY I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS COUNTRY!


GUYS ABEG NOTHING DEY EFULEFU COUNTRY WEY NO DEY NAIJA ALL WE NEED NA HARD WORK!

try it and post your experience in 6months time. WE WILL BE WAITING GOD WILLING

the fear of marriage is the beginning of wisdom

200K TELL WHEN TO COME FOR INSPECTION

smartchoice: have it @45k, would post the pix soon

PATIENTLY WAITING, WATCHING AND PRAYING! WANT TO PAINT D CITY BLUE-BLACK WITH THAT BABE

Lordave: It should be either Igbo or Yoruba. In Igbo we have Igwe-king, Igwe-bicycle, Igwe-iron, Igwe as in Igwe mmadu- multitude. Akwa-wears, Akwa-egg, Akwa-cry, Akwa-bed and Akwa mmiri-bridge.

AKWA-NMIRRI = TOWEL

Pls can anyone in the house help me solve this?
My PC is writing "windows could not start because he following file is missing or corrupted(windows root) system32/ntoskrnl.exe. pls re-install a copy of the above file" Pls I'm not good with techs, your help is highly appreciated!

THANKS

pix pls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OFTEN DONE BY GUYS SUFFERING INFERIORITY COMPLEX WITH THE HOPE OF BOOSTING THEIR RELEVANCE

waiting

180k

Mummy, pls post d price of the babe!

STILL WAITING!

Ikenna, Siena and other gurus in the house, Pls what is your advice on BMW E36
Engine, M50, 6valve, double Exhaust, 1999 model.

your help is highly appreciated!

bros we are waiting for the pix!