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O have a friend who an american lady isbiove with. She sends him money, clothes and stuffs. making plans to come to Nigeria end of this year. my advice? Pls act like you are with a Nigerian guy youblike, show hom who you are wothout falling over head over hills. You are a Nigerian, we are not mumu. Let him prove he truely loves you. Dont get carried away could be a boy being feed by theor mums o. Any ways make i yarn like Naija pikin wey i be. You wont loose anything whwn you get to flike him as much too. fins ya way comot for this Poohole. your chikdren will thank you later. |
LarryBee1k:I have yoruba girls drolling over Me right now,. But i dont do Yorubas, Dorty skon colour and timid. Even my Ondo Friend cant stand them too. How many Igbos or South South peps you see going after them? not alot. But there must be a reason Your men are runing after Igbo women. To broghten the shade aye? buzz off. |
LarryBee1k:shut up!, the picture up there was a black and white. And who is talking about fair skin mr inferiority complex? we are refering to beauty. Everyone knws Yoruba are not good looking at all, makes one want to throw up. OBJ, Tinubu, and so now SanwOlu. Ugliness is in yall genes. now run along boy. |
Gudiza:Nope they are beautiful. More beautiful than yoruba women. everyone including you know that. |
LarryBee1k:Hehehe Yoruba man talking about bleaching? bros who bleach more than Yorubas?? we knw Igbos natuirally have fair skin o. Yoruba nko? Cokacola yanch, fanta face, roasted plantain fingernails. Fela testified to that na. pls click below to start your census. https://www.legit.ng/613795-20-nigerian-celebrities-may-bleaching-photos.html
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LEAFLET:Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell. He also the author of the tipping point and Blink. Aparently he is the nephew of Colin powell and they all have Igbo blood running in their veins. ![]() |
seanfer:ask tinubu. the post of soeaker was zoned to South west. Gbaja de fraudster and his god father drug barron tilted it ti Tambuwal. |
watter yam poundo |
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My late Dad once said to me on his dying bed, “Son, that one you call my friend is simply my Gulder friend, its only drinking Gulder that joins me and him, don't bother him with my problems”. He told me problem with people is expecting from others what they can't give. Thinking about it now and based on the hard times I just got out of, I have come to realize what he meant. See there are nothing like a good or bad friend. Everyone one you once or still call a friend had something they brought to the table, either to uplift, uphold, stall, retrogress or sabotage you. Its either you gained an elevation or learnt a lesson. Like my father guite put it perfectly, we have friends for different purposes, drinking friends, Soccer fan friends and so on. Problems starts when we begin to expect from our Gulder/Pepersoup friend what we expect from our Check book/cash friends,or hoping our Church friend to joins us for a drink. Mind you it matters not how much assistance you have renderred to them in their times of need, if you place your trust in them, they will buckle cos thats not their role in your life!. If only we would learn how and then go ahead to seperate the wheat from the chaffs and place each of our friends at exactly where they belonged, I mean putting round pegs in round hole so to speak. I knw this world would be a better place for us all. |
lol, very funny to see Yoruba blokes calling Igbo women ugly and Yam legs? hehehe Your women are not even in the top 10 tribe with the most beautiful women in Nigeria. Una wehdone o, they are not beautiful and desirable but most of yall are willing to sell off your inherited assets to date or be with them.
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bros stick to the women mind themes. no one.can.enlarge dicks. stop lying. |
dark skin, real african feminine body built. More like Mercy Johnson, i dont give a bleep about fine face, just a nice Body, and decent bum. She has to be down to earth. Woukd aporeciate a good well brought up woman in.my life now sef. send me an email if you wanna try.
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iamtooslime:ols send me this book na. |
•Asemota, Dogonyaro, Anigbogu, Owojaiye, Okpaleke, Ihonde on the delegation •Buhari fighting Jihad, Christian elders tell UK Parliament •Say Nigeria needs democracy, not Sharia •Stronger laws needed to tackle crimes — IGP ADAMU By Clifford Ndujihe & Sam Eyoboka LAGOS —Former Defence Minister, Lt. General Theophilus Danjuma, retd; former Military Governor of Rivers State, General Zamani Lekwot, retd, and Chief Solomon Asemota, SAN, have told the United Kingdom Parliament that President Muhammadu Buhari was pursuing a jihad or Islamisation agenda and not serious about tackling insecurity arising from Boko Haram insurgency and herdsmen-farmers crises in the country. The trio acted under the aegis of Nigerian Christian Elders Forum, NCEF, which also has General Joshua Dogonyaro, retd; Justice Kalajine Anigbogu, Elder Matthew Owojaiye, Dr. Kate Okpaleke and Elder Moses Ihonde, as members. The Christian elders, who blamed Lord Lugard for sowing the seed of ethno-religious crises and dichotomy between Northern and Southern Nigeria, and urged deepening of democracy and rejection of sharia, stated their position in a paper dated June 3 to the All Party Parliamentary Group for International Freedom of Religion or Belief, APPG, UK Parliament. Titled: “Competing Ideologies of Democracy and Sharia in Nigeria; The Nuance Understating of the Drivers of the Conflict in Nigeria by Farmers and Herders,” the paper was in response to the request of the APPG for written submissions to its inquiry on ongoing violence between farmers and herders in Nigeria. They cited the prevailing waves of insecurity and quoted President Buhari’s pre-2015 comments supporting the sharia movement, “why he could die for the course of Islam, why they could not be blackmailed into killing the sharia idea, why sharia must be spread all over Nigeria, why Boko Haram members should be given VIP treatment and not killed, and why Muslims should only vote for those who will promote Islam” among others to back their claim. “The action taken so far by the government suggests collusion or cover up by refusing to call jihad by its proper name. When a crime is committed and acts of subjugation and/or humiliation is added such as rape or religious signs or cries, this is jihad. Because the violence is motivated by ideological reasons, action taken by all interested parties must be directed towards the prevention of violence. Bullets do not kill ideology; it is a better ideology over time that can eliminate Boko Haram and Fulani herdsmen and this is Democracy,” they said. The paper read in part: Amalgamation and/or Annexation historic background information “British man on the spot, Lord Lugard promoted Islam by preventing proselytizing in Muslim areas of Nigeria especially the emirates. Lugard was in love with Muslim North especially the Sultanate of Sokoto, for their contribution towards the war effort. He further created Northern Nigeria Corporation which Turkey did not offer as reasons why the Muslim North was entitled to special treatment and, above all, he (Lugard) was a disgruntled “suitor” who seemed to have lost his faith in Christianity before he got married to Miss Flora Shaw. He hated educated black people and the South had many of them by 1914 dispensed with during a period of racism. Lugard created Muslim Northern Nigeria and annexed (not amalgamated) Southern Nigeria to provide access to the sea and sustenance for Muslim North. He would rather have traditional leaders to rule, than educated Africans. He ensured this, even after retirement from the colonial services. “At independence, the British saw Islamism creeping into Nigeria and tried to make up with Human Rights in the Constitution. Failed Marriage: Man Prays Court To Recover N340,000 Dowry From Father-in-law(Opens In A New Browser Tab) “At the same time the British government ensured dominance of the North in terms of size as against the South that was divided into East, West and, later Midwest. “Democracy was agreed upon by all the parties, North, East and West during the Independence Conferences but the Intelligence Department was structured to promote Sharia as an alternative source of legislation. “At independence in 1960, the first law enacted by the Parliament was the Emergency Act of 1961. This was a strange way of celebrating freedom. This law was followed by a contrived Emergency in Western Region in 1963 resulting in the Western crisis of 1965 and the coup of January and July 1966. The July coup was a jihad that resulted in the killing of innocent Nigerians especially the Ndigbo who were mainly Christians. This jihad resulted in the pogrom that led to the Civil War of 1967 – 1970. The jihad continued with the Maitatsine riots which was supposed to be between Muslim sects but in reality provided an excuse to attack and kill Ndigbo especially the shop owners and their shops were looted. There was no correlation between Maitatsine and Christian shop owners. “Maitatsine” became an excuse for jihad against other Muslims to ensure that they fall in line especially in Bulunkutu, Jimeta, etc. Having subdued the North and moderate Muslims including the overthrow of Christian General, Yakubu Gowon and a moderate Muslim President, Shehu Shagari, today, 2019, Nigeria has a group of Christian Clergy (Mukharabat), men and women paid handsomely and granted national Honors, whose duties include speaking in defense of Islam and Sharia.” Principal drivers of the violence (1) Quran: Abrogation Q2:106; (2) Apostasy Q16:106; (4) Gender inequality Q2:282; Islamic supremacy Q3:85; (5) Jihad Q9:29; (6) Lying/Taqiyya Q3:28; (10) Slander/Blasphemy ‘Umdat al-Salik, Q3.1.’’ Role of Religion “There was a commission of inquiry in 1982 in Nigeria which discovered that the three persons named above introduced the doctrine and operational manual of Muslim Brotherhood into Nigeria. The Maitatsine inquiry showed clearly the use of state violence to quell religious fanaticism thus began the process of state force to bring other Muslim sects into line; the same was applied to El Zakzaky in 2016, a Shiite who was an ally of the Sunni in the 1970s to 1980s. It also provided political reasons for the dominance of Muslim North over Christian South. Shekau’s video “the religion of Allah not the religion of Democracy” in December 17, 2014 shows the role of religion in the crisis in Nigeria.” Evidence of organized co-ordination “The Intelligence Service is the only organization in Nigeria since independence that has not been subjected to a commission of inquiry. It was strengthened when Murtala Mohammed was assassinated and became an instrument for the “protection of Muslims and the promotion of Sharia.” The Intelligence Service constituted the “invisible government”. Evidence of this fact can be found in the leadership and personnel of the organization. The videos made by Boko Haram also showed organized co-ordination.” Evidence of support “A former Governor of Borno State started the Boko Haram and co-opted the head of Boko Haram sect, Yesufu into his cabinet. A member of NCEF and former Chief of Army Staff had to call on Nigerians to resort to self defense when the telephone of a terrorist was discovered to contain numbers of government and top officials in the Armed Forces. No commission of inquiry was set up, but a committee of the military was alleged to have found the military blameless. Today, all Ethnic Nationalities have been advised to resort to self-help. This is not evidence of an organized society.” Disproportionate Number of Victims “This can be attributed to various acts of “stealth jihad” by the Federal Government whereby arms in the hands of law abiding citizens mainly Christians were confiscated while the Fulani herdsmen and Boko Haram retain their AK47 rifles. When these terrorists are arrested, they are “re-habilitated” and sent back into the society. They are never prosecuted. See Buhari’s statement para 7(i) – (vii) below.” Finance for Weapons “The case of an arms dealer, a Nigerian who lives in Egypt was reported to the Department of State Security (DSS). The DSS did not carry out the directive of President Jonathan that the suspect be arrested and interrogated. Intelligence report in 2010, found (former governor of Borno) personal involvement in the recruitment, training and dispatch of Boko Haram fighters. During the period of Jonathan, the Islamists consolidated and the result is what is taking place presently in Nigeria. The DG SSS was accused by the NCEF of disloyalty to President Jonathan in a letter to that organization in December 2017.” Evidence of collusion “It is also clear that it is stealth jihad to have a Constitution that prohibits State Police even as money in billions of dollars is voted for vigilantes and religious police, thus rendering the Police weakened by stealth jihad while Boko Haram and Fulani herdsmen execute the conventional jihad. This is the conclusion that one can draw from these statements of President Buhari over the years below: 1. “I will continue to show openly the total commitment to the Sharia movement;” 2. “Why should Christians be concerned when Muslims cut off their limbs after all the limbs cut off are Muslim ones;” iii. “I can die for the course of Islam, if necessary. We are prepared to fight another civil war; “ 1. “We cannot be blackmailed into killing the Sharia idea. Sharia must be spread all over Nigeria.” 2. “Boko Haram members should be pampered and given VIP treatment but not killed. It is injustice to kill them;” 3. “That Muslims should only vote those who will promote Islam. “We are more than Christians if you add our Muslim brothers in the South-West.” Buhari was caught on video tapes before he became president in 2015.” Action so far taken The action taken so far by the government suggests collusion or cover up by refusing to call jihad by its proper name. When a crime is committed and acts of subjugation and/or humiliation is added such as rape or religious signs or cries, this is jihad. Because the violence is motivated by ideological reasons, action taken by all interested parties must be directed towards the prevention of violence. Bullets do not kill ideology; it is a better ideology over time that can eliminate Boko Haram and Fulani herdsmen and this is Democracy.’’ Action taken to prevent further conflict “Knowledge, information and understanding. It took over 20 years of study to appreciate that the violence is motivated by ideology. All forms of distraction and propaganda are utilized to change the narrative: poverty, illiteracy, change of climate, etc. The truth is Sharia ideology is incompatible with Democracy. A multi-cultural, multi-religion and multi-ethnic country like Nigeria requires Democracy not Sharia. “The Peace Accord between the Federal Government and Boko Haram brokered by Canon Stephen Davis was never signed by the Federal Government after Boko Haram leaders signed in July 2013. Two of the seven Boko Haram leaders who signed the agreement lost their lives in questionable circumstances.” Fake news “Democracy and Sharia are no fake news. Those who cry fake news are those promoting jihad and Taqiyya, so as to provide an excuse for stealth jihad and the protection of jihadists. An Imam in Plateau State was rewarded for saving hundred of Christians from the jihadists which showed that not all Imams in Nigeria are Jihadists.” Conflict primarily ideological “The conflicting ideologies of Democracy and Sharia are responsible for the refusal of the Muslim North to say thank you to the Christian South for the growth and development of the Muslim North. To do so would contravene the tenets of Islam and Islamic supremacy over other religions and peoples. In the paper of the National Christian Elders Forum titled Testimony of Hope in Democracy of May 17, 2019, we suggested that Boko Haram and Fulani herdsmen are perceived solutions to what Northern Muslim elite and student groups saw as an instrument for solidifying an Islamic identity in the face of continuing Christian advances in Nigeria. It is time that the peoples of Nigeria and the UK appreciate that Democracy and Sharia is incompatible. What Nigeria needs is Democracy. It will be very clear that Sharia is no match for Democracy with respect to life being more abundant. Unfortunately, Britain seems to have been taken over by Muslims and very soon would need help, if they do not appreciate that it is an ideology (Sharia) that is staring them in the face.” https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/06/insecurity-danjuma-lekwot-others-take-nigerias-case-to-uk/
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just read this one am in the morning. and i cant stop laughing. This is prolly the most funny thing i have read this year. |
i wont be surorused that this so called husbadn is wajoko husband, they just started livibg together. |
dadavivo:got me rollinb on the floor with laughter, na because of una comment maje me join nairalabd. Hahaha |
Solstice:My comments is not for Kumuyi, but the heediot trying to justify his goof. And yes Kumuyi goofed on this one. By the way who was he standing for when he said TV was sin and now says its okey to have them? GTFOH. |
The Tinubu erats will avoid this thread like ebola. Shameless bunch. |
khiaa:come and teach my dear. |
sometimes women teach or tell you how to please them. if she is suckong your ears while you are at it. then concentrate on how she is doing it with her tongue and do exactly the same on her tits. |
Solstice:so because they are church goers they dont have the right to live? you are a shame to chritiandom. who are you tobjidge who is the true servant of God? Where in the Holy Bible did you see only Deeper life members and not Catholics, COCIN or Ekwa that will make heaven or true servant of God? Where was Kumuyi when the insults on Yar Adua and Goodluck was happening? The man that once claimed watching T.V even owning one was a great sin? but now it is not? The Bible says be mindful of the counsel of the foolish. It also says be careful when evil mean hail you. Who are the onces supporting Kumuyi mainly on this platform? fantics. Mbaka was their hero until he called Buhari to stop the killings of catholics in plateua. These are the people hailing Kumuyi, the willing tolls the devik uses in the body of christ to decimate christians. Shame on you. |
olisaEze:atleast they had the balls to do what is right. unlike you hypocrites. all this puffing and huffing is all about 2023,, why disnt you ask for it until now? Hehehe the Power shall remain in the Fulani north hands, any attempt to break or spoil the way the country is structured shall be met with consequencies melted on the Biafrans. No amount of rebelion shall be tolerated. |
The Nigerian constitution has solved this issue, anyone trying to form any thing outside the constitution shall be met with war. No back door referendum. This is a mere empty threat to force the country to hand power to the South West, we are ready for una, make una try am, we from the South South Na dmiddle belt will join hands with the Fulanis you people foist on us to decimate you people. If they dont carry out this so called agreements shame on you all. Shey Osibanjo said no need for demand for federalism or restructuring? Pay back time. |
Bros stop justifying rubish, we are not an arabic country, and no one is using arabic any more. We now have daikies publiched in Hausa language, Yoruba, Igbo and so on. Arabic is not the most spoken laugauge in the North, Hausa language is. About 45% of Northerners cant read or write Arabic, but over 65% can read and write Hausa, So there are no need for that Arabic inscription on the Nigerian army emblem, or on our naira notes and so on. snap out of it. APC Zombies. |
Are Shiites not Muslim? havent you heard the fights and killings between them before? There are moderates and fanatics. Izalas and Derikas are always at each others necks, the entire Sunnis hate the Shiites. these have been on for hundreds of years. so if you are dumb enough to think of the media propaganda trying to give another meaning to the systematic killings and genocides against chistian population up north you must be the biggest heediot. BH has certain people they attack. Chibok is a predorminantly christian town, so also Dapchi. They only attack Muslim sects and settlements that speak against them or dont pay them off. But other christian Towns are attacked for one sole reason, thats to decimate or wipe them off the face of the Earth. This is why I look at you Yorubas with so much amazement. Keep decieving yourselves, you think a fanatic has sense or empathy? when the finish with christians andbother religion, they will face the moderates. Keep acting like an ostrich burying your heads in the sand. TFOH with that stupid talk. |
jcross19:Dont mind the heediot. This one stood silent when the insults on GEJ was pelted down from the South west, now cos Osibanjo his brother is involved he is speaking wubish. Are all the COCIN and EKWA members numbering over 5,000 killed by Buharis brothers and their church burnt not a part of the body of christ? who gave him the right to even tell Christians what to say or do, has he ever spoken against the slaughter of christians in the north ever? what a shame. This one has lost my respect. |
obailala:as usual another yoruba trying to justofy nonsense. So prophets in the Bible didnt speak against bad leaders? Pls tell us which christian countries that are doing very well and developing that they dont insult or critisize? Please get out of here with your stvpid noise. |
aremuforlife:Shut up joor, even in the Koran, it is stated clearly that Isrealites own that land. Allah was recorded telling the Jews he has given thm the land. Read abd have sense. THE LAND OF ISRAEL IN QUR'ANIC EXEGESIS The fundamentalist Muslim program to use Islam as an instrument for political warfare against Jews finds a major obstacle in the Qur'an itself. Both the Bible and the Qur'an state quite clearly that the right of the Israelites to the Land of Israel does not depend on conquest and colonization. This right flows from the will of almighty God Himself. Both the Jewish and Islamic Scriptures teach that God, through His chosen servant Moses, decided to free the offspring of Jacob from slavery in Egypt and to constitute them as heirs of the Promised Land. Whoever claims that Jewish sovereignty over the Land of Israel is something new and rooted in human politics denies divine revelation and divine prophecy as explicitly expressed in our Holy Books (the Bible and Koran). The Qur'an relates the words by which Moses ordered the Israelites to conquer the Land: "And [remember] when Moses said to his people: 'O my people, call in remembrance the favour of God unto you, when he produced prophets among you, made you kings, and gave to you what He had not given to any other among the peoples. O my people, enter the Holy Land which God has assigned unto you, and turn not back ignominiously, for then will ye be overthrown, to your own ruin.'" [Qur'an 5:20-21] Moreover - and those who try to use Islam as a weapon against Israel always conveniently ignore this point - the Holy Qur'an explicitly refers to the return of the Jews to the Land of Israel before the Last Judgment - where it says: "And thereafter We [Allah] said to the Children of Israel: 'Dwell securely in the Promised Land. And when the last warning will come to pass, we will gather you together in a mingled crowd.'" [Qur'an 17:104] Therefore, from an Islamic point of view, there is NO fundamental reason which prohibits Muslims from recognizing Israel as a friendly State. ********************************************* |
whenever a Yoruba man tells you a girl is beautiful, just forgerrit, his version of Beauty starts and stops with big bress and bumbum. Imagine calling Davidos Babamamas beautiful. i haff seen it all. |


so are the back of the knees and the back(the spine area) using the tongue in those area is mind blowing, it sends a sensation all over the body.