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Na ur type thunder suppose fire. Person u dey feed, dey knack, open her dirty mouth dey para for ya mama, u dey tell am sorry. Chai u lucky o, cos ur mama na simple. If na my mama, na wooden spoon she go use reset her brain for talkin back. Then use dey remainin piece for ur head for bring werey wife. Pikin wey no get sense na him u be. So cos she has admirers, you then use ur hands to pick her shit into ur mouth? Even ur mom was trying to get her to hav sense, cos as a wife, she should be the one to carry it but no, olodo like u ,no even see the signal ur mom gave u to be a man. This is a clasic example of how guys will see burnin coal, pick it up and carry it on there, and later start crying and disturbing us up and down. Like some one put it, since ur mama has desrespected ur girl, disown ur mom, and stick with u girl.

Its already a well known fact that wizkid fc or pavedway fc, are the most ignorant, lousy and irritating bunch. Imagine claiming wizkid is more popular than khalid, cos he snub wizkid and did a song with Davido. Any ignarant one claimed wiz gave Drake his biggest hit. Very stvpid bunch. So yall want to accuse Davido and tear ur pants cos a Davido fan trolled wiz for being a dead beat father? Who made a fuss when yall were pushing lies that Peruzzi was sleeping with Davido fiancee and was infact the father of his newborn son?

This is why the igbos say a man who havent secured wealth and means of livelihood hav no business being in a relationship let alone in a marriage. They dnt mind getting to 40yrs, to build themselves up and insulate themselves from this type of nonsense. You tried my guy, but you see that moment i know she was screwing some1 outside? Thats the day i will leave. Godforbid, i rather starve, sleep under a bridge than to be fed with procceeds from a whoring wife. Never depend on a woman thats not ur mother ever, forget love, its irrelevant and uselless without money. Take care of a woman for 10yrs, but let her feed you for 1week and the whole world would know, Only will feed u for a year and no one will hear.

manuelreports:
I always say it that Atiku is not even the right choice of a president
He don't have what it takes to lead this nation to prosperity. Most of these investments are financed through corrupt money looted from different angles. Now it is clear those areas will be blocked and that leads to sacking. A company which have a laid them framework of profiteering will not be in a haste to sack its workers due to the effect of this pandemic.

as expected we will find senseless folks like these comment, if we check they have never in their miserable lives built or ran a successful business like the brainless fossil in aso rock. Even despite Buhari and the APC hav literally ran the countrys economy aground, Atiku didnt sack evn when banks and big multinational coys were sacking he stil retained many of his staffs. But trust Tinubu ejekpeje Buharists to say nonsense. Buhari that u voted for, was an ex head of state, Governor, PTF Chairman and pet minister, yet there no single business even a kiosk set up to his name. And u must be a great heediot if u think with his pedegree, he needs to steal to hav a successful biz. Ur prefered bullet is so incompetent, he cant even pay salaries of Npower folks despite the huge trillions he borrowed. He just sacked 5k of npower beneficiaries o. Atikus Faro brand busines is still the highest selling water brand in the NorthEASt, with over 300 direct employee and over 5 thousand resellers, distributors, indirectly employed. Show us the ones ur president kovik created ?

Chi59:
Anambra people trended on twitter the other day.
My advice for anyone dating anambra person, if you're not from the place yourself is to see the person's people one on one and find out where you stand before you go any further.
They hardly marry non indigenes.

Lol, reason I wonder why some ladies don't learn. They will shine your Kongo, then say my mama say, bla bla bla, . me anytime I hear an interest is from.a na bra, I just chop and wake. No time

Anambra peps prefer marrying themselves, to make matter worst you from Ebonyi, which some Igbo folks see as not Igbo enough. I for one pity folks dating them, i dont, they will use you and then use the "my mama say" line to break up, after they are done with you.
Had this Anambra girl who tried it with me despite how good i was to her, i left and moved on. 3yrs down the line she wants back, problem is it already late. I found me a kick ass Asaba queen.
My advice? This is your cross(pain), use it to become someone in life. She is not the one for you. Moment you resume, be by yourself, give her a safe distance and concentrate on your studies, as soon as you finished, travel out to conclude your study and make a success of your life. Believe me bro, one day she will dm you, or you wil bump into each other or you will look at the beautiful queen by your side and wonder what in this world your saw in her in the first place. Not an easy thing, I mean leaving her, but its the best.

If u truely love urselves, go ahead and marry. Plan well o, cos d days of oil industry work is consider top notch is soon, judging by d way oil prices are all over the place. So be finantialy disciplined and plan well. Am happy for u bro. May our best days today, be the worst days of our future.

Ryocaj:
Keep bashing her.. D truth is a intimacy gadget will save u from so many problems.. especially health problems.. Having multiple sex partnerd is dangerous.. having one sex partner too is dangerous.. u don't know who their other sex partners are.. no one is loyal.. Sex has ruined do many lives.. So I won't bash or abuse her.. it's Wat works for her..

how does this apply to Toke that is well knowing for sleeping around with married old granpas for money? This one is a bag of std's

When this one was jumping frm one expired 60 to 70yr old gbola to another claiming "i work hard or small girl, big god", we almost believed her, until that debt owing granpa children exposed her. Now it's vibrators. she cnt find a decent man she will claim, but if we checked, what she meant is she cant find a 60yr old abt to die soon papa, willing to wife her slacked noncontracting, wrinckled privates. To make matter worst, she cnt find even a good d!(k that can satisfy her. I pity our ladies with factory fitted stupidity. Some will start digging away and wonder why they can never be satisfied.

NJPot:
Enemies of the State. I saw the other one supporting Hope Uzodmma the other day mocking the whole of Igbo Land for poor infrastructure. I came to realize that you people that are not from Imo State or Igbo land defending Hope Uzodmma you don't know are not doing so because you want the State to develop. What you guys are enjoying is the continuous slavery of the Igbo race. Anything that can make Igbos cry are just OK for you. If possible, you people will bring Rochas back as Imo governor to keep on destroying Imo State. The evil you people wish others will one way or the other, come to you.

when owerri people were mocking Orlu and Okikwe folks and justifying and the one sided attention ihedioha was giving to Owerri at the detriment of other zones, why didnt u preach all of these them?, for over 21 yrs Owerri took everything, but when one of u got there instead of advicing him to repay Orlu, yall were sayin rubish. Never for once since the orlu zone governed was owerri denied attention. But we saw all back talk and insults yall hauled at Okigwe and Orlu. Yall evn said its not ur business if past govt marginalize Orlu and Okigwe, its ur time, well people hav nw seen the resentment and disdain in ur hearts. Never again wil ur zone smell that post. Nde nzuzu

Another pained Mbaise heediat. tah getaway you.

all this even if added will amount to a very big pot of nonsense. the singular must important thing in nigeria is electoral reforms. card readers should be made mandatory for any electiion. no.card readers no election or election is.void. how can.you exoect ro get good.leaders when bad ones can rig like Bubari did? If elections were authentic , a thief like tinubu wont dare come out or show.his face.

buygala:
Ok

That still doesn't mean he will make a good Governor...if Rochas with all his charitable works and Oshiomohle with all his holy-pass attitude as NLC President can end up being among the worst Public officers Nigeria has produced, then Mr Maduka should know that all this image laundry won't do him much good...

I wish him well tho...at least it isn't my state that he is intending to Govern....

Already looking at dr. Maduka as threat?, next na to discredit. Why not also add fashola, with all noise failed woefully at federal level as minister?.

Coukd be coral snake very poisonous.

To ask thus kind of question shows its either you didn't work for that money, you sold your fatgers property or simply did illegal business for it. If you worked for that money there is no way in your mind you would think of leaving Nigeria. You with be thinking of how to maximize your income to grow from#20m to #30 to #40 to #50 million. But since it fell from the sky or you stole it, you want to run off to someplace. If I can have a business that can fetch me #5million every 2years, I will invest more in it to grow more income and wealth. I will run course at Harvard sef, while my business is still makingbme money.

From the chat any experience person can see you are the one begging for the relationship to work. I bet you had to beg and plead before she comes around. If not why would a woman that loves and cares for you would tell you "you have gone beyond what you need to know" or you should go and find the girl you want and leave her? Those are words girls that a simply tolerating or managing a man say to them when there is trouble. Bros I know what am about to say is hard, but that girl is not yours period. Move on and let her continue with her married Man and side dude.
I know you will try hard to rationalize whatever she did, thats a sign you are sprawn. You are the one fighting for the relationship. Which should be a job for the both of you.

PastorAmotekun:
They should have sold the house and share the proceeds to the kidnap victims

In the South East no one will buy such house. As long as the owner is alive anyine that bought that house Is in danger.
This also proves something that alot of Nigerian tribe don't know about the East. Unless you are not caught the moment they catch you the community deny you and deal with you.

And some stupid IG is will fall for this too.

As long as Obama installed Buhari, he can never stop this killings. He sold his soul to the US Democrat party that helped him win elections. They were importing extremists into the U.S, to cause terror so that their anti guns agenda can be fulfilled. Destroyed Libya and made sure guns are in the hands of criminals and islamists, to kill and reduce population, distrupt economic geowth so that these conflicts can continue. Nigerians play the ostrich too much. The South African private army contractor said it very clear that the first thing Obama ordered his stooge Buhari to do as soon as he was sworn in was to send them away. Need I remjnd nigerians that this was the special forces that pushed back BH and took over every single LGA under BH so that elections could hold in those areas. Buhari the Dulladinho ordered the removal of road blocks, then asked the special forces to discontinue the assault to allow the terrorist continue to regain lost grounds.

Indomie Whizkid FC aka Pavedway FC, don't know we had goats like this woman. They are now angry cos Burna said their FAV didnt pave nuttin. Whenever you are high on that kpangolo Joro 200times chanting gibberish and feel like coming on SM to post "Whizkid is Greatest out of Africa or Burna is sampling Fela", Just know Angelo Kidjo sampled Marian makeba and other greats, like Burna boy did.
She is arguable the most influenti that ever came out of Africa. After her he have the likes of Said u Keita, Yusuf Ndou, and Hugh mesakella and co.

voltron14:
Trump doesn't like them.

But watch how Nigerians that have never crossed our borders begin to support him.

its better than the President Buhari you are supporting. At least he is deporting them, not valuing cows over them like your Buhari.

Lol. You are showing off your famous and rich people. how about those ones in the villages?
One thing you keep comparing South East with North. After the Civil war there was it a single Storey Building staring every thin was leveled to the ground by the Egyptians fighter pilots. Kano has 44local govts which recieves nothing less than #100million from the FG every month, thats the number of LGA of almost 2States In the East. It has nothing to do with population but more of Abacha adoption of Kano as his home town. Only Man and Kaduna can compare with With East. But ae they the only States in the North? Ebonyi the least developed in the East is better than Jigawa, Kebbi, Gombe, Sokoto, Zamfara name them.
The Fulani have ruled Nigeria for donkey years yet you arr here comparing South East. If your region is ahead why as you scaredbof allowing every region to run its affairs? Let's go back to regional govt. Let every region control their own resources let's see if you are going to have time to come here to post this. The North is not only the Muslims, we have over 100 other languages, Berom, Tiv. idoma, Jana, Kataf, jukuns, kuteb and so many more. So you know am not a novice and North.

If you truly like her and have good intentions, find a better job or sack her first then date her. If not, just know your capital will be turned into choppings. What do I mean by choppongs, shawarma, drinks and refreshments for her friends and family. After all its her man that owns the place. I give it tops, 3months before you start using your personal money to augment that business.

Your husband is baiting you, he wants to know if you still crave for your ex D. if you like behave like today women and fall, na you alone go finally hear am. Am must be old fashioned, but last time i checked, women who dont want you around would not let you into their homes, if you went claiming to see someone who was not around a sensable woman would refuse you entrance, but tell you to return later when the person is around. If he still can't get it , you tell him not to come to your house again, you dont need to see him, if he must see your husband, he should go to his work place or office? But i see you like and encourage it thats why your are acting like its not much. If it was your husbands relatives now you wont need our advice on how to send them away, but now you acting like one holy meje. If you did all i advixe you to do, next he comes serve him a food laced with substance that will induce heavy purging. Let him purge for one week. Next time he will think twice before visiting. Wubbish.

Since they keep lying that all is well may this their "well" continue to rain in their lives. May the blood shed never depart from the homes of everyone who is being used to cover up the lies of the shedding of innocent bloods amen.

IGBOmarryme:
But why are Yoruba women very ugly and black, the only brown ones among them abused one bleaching cream or the other..

This should form a national discuss

Theme: Why are Yoruba women so Ugly.

The thing tire person. Its like that dark cover layer of yam that blackens Amala leaves trails of dirty colored dark pigments on their skin. Even when some bleach, e still no make sense to look at.

Some Yoruba Girls and dirty looking ehn na like

duro4chang:
So it happens everywhere? I cannot blame our lawmakers again.

A zombie spotted, if it were Sarakis senate you would blame him and good luck or PDP, now thats the dullards senate of rubber stamp, you cant blame anyone, I hope after Buhari we wont see you blaming the next govt.

No wonder an average young man in S/west dream is to become an NURTW official. Tinubu and his deranged supporters are always shouting of the master plan, imagine the heediot calling peter Obi brilliant economic policy, "container economy". But his own nko? Agbero economy , here is a classic example. No wonder in Lagos and south west the most thriving business or prefesion is thuggery. While they ve abandoned their responsibilities of fending for their children to their wives, the men all wants to be garage chairmen and chief touts. Thisbis what Tinubu wants to turn Nigeria into. Garage tout economy

Davash222:
A girl used and dumped you, got married and still communicating with you and you're happy. Don't you feel used

Someone said Okafor law, might be that she is feigning for the sex and intimacy you shared cos her hubby isn't giving her what she wants(see as ya head is swelling, mumu), might be she is worried cos she feels guilty of dumping your sorry butt (u not so proud now are u?) , might be she low key wants to remain the only woman your life, remember those ladies that will say no to you abd then fell offended if you find someone else (women can be that evil & selfish). Whatever it is, was or would be, just know , She is somebodys wife now, wake up from your idiocy, thats how Ada left my friend Andy, to marry candian based Emeka, yet still giving Andy false hope same as your case here, until Andy old finish for naija. I will tell you what I told Andy, "if she truely love you she would be stayed back to marry you, she made her choice, move on dummy".
She is someone else's wife now, go and find your own. There are many women out there, even on Nairaland.

See all these pained Mbaise clowns, just 2weeks ago IMO was working well, and in less than 14days of change of governor IMO is no longer working. What was Ihediohas work before he became a house member? Lol, losers. I remember the last time I came here to complain on why there is need to spread developement wholistically in Imo, these Owerri zone pained clowns here were barking at me like mad dogs, well Orlu have collected what they loadlned y'all. Gods willing Hope won't be like those heediots before him. Y'all are totally shameless, supporting the idiocy of having only one city in an entire state. Orlu and Okikwe must surely be developed by fire by force or no power shift. If Hope messes up, he will be replaced by another Orlu or Okikwe until a sensabke person gets there.

Subzero047:
Must you always asslick Northerners?

Tufia

I have not seen a more stvpid people like the Ibos, just look at how they are playing into the hands of the Yoruba's. They are using your tribe well known susceptibility to achieve their presidencial aim and y all are dancing to their tone. If you cant see that no Yoruba wants out of Nigeria (at the moment) then you are very dumb. Next time they throw up this claim, just urge them to go ahead and leave the rest of us in peace. From 2015-2019 Yoruba's were claiming that Buhari was laying and building solid foundation for the country, while the Fulani's killed at will, while country burns, they said Buhari was working. Now that Buhari isnt playing to their time they all of a sudden know he was a massive failure. Know this all this noise is not to leave Nigeria, Ametokun is every regions rights and we must support it, but no one will be allowed to divide Nigeria no matter which region wins 2023. Yoruba can never leave Nigeria unless everyone agrees, they simply using this method to tell the North its them thats holding Nigeria unity, and they can scatter it if not giving the presidency. It now time for the rest of Nigeria and the Ndigbo to disprove this lie. cheer them on but stop insulting us the Northerners, cos its not yours or our fight.
one thing we must understand is no one can blackmail Nigeria into having the presidency period. The North Central, am from, North East and South East has more right to the presidency then the South West. All this noise is for 2023.The moment they clinch the ticket, their media will start painting Nigeria into another heaven like they did before. If you still can't get sense then am sorry.