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Meanwhile...

who's she?

is he dead?

I don't even know what to say sef...

any food that has visible onions in it

Heya... can we prepare for Arsenal - Liverpool clash already?

Banger Lee!

when next you see her, ask for her digits

badthinds:
Now, I know you hate me. My birthday?. Snakes are not my friends...not even dead ones. (I should have asked if you intended saying it should be set on my birthday).

Well, its the blessed 15th day of every June.

happy birthday in arrears

badthinds:
I know i'm calling for something strange - well not stranger than the 'snake threads' I see daily.


I initially started typing this with the title "Nairaland Banning Day" - but there...the feeling came...that bad feeling you get after being banned (even you don't intend posting anything soon)...you feel locked in a room behind Nairaland Strong + Ugly + wicked servers - with Oga Seun grinning at you behind the bars while waiting the sandclock as you try everything possible to gain lalasticlala's attention, maybe to free you - but oh! Boy - he's too busy searching for his food - not even the loudest cry would call him to normal.


For the "Nairaland Banning Day"...i had won't to say, on that day, everyone online would 'commit' a little offence from the river-nile-length of rules you cross each time before hitting the reply/create topic box...but I feared becoming a martyr for instigating such huge damage.


...

Well, back to the matter. My honorable Nairalanders, lets vote on this "Nairaland Snake Day".


As a solicitor for this Snake Memorial, I may be granted the opportunity to set a day (I promise to set it third day after Seun read the poll and judge. The three days for awareness ).



So, Honorable pipu of nairaland, what do you think?
Include "I support" in you reply if you do support.







Sincerely, badthinds

when's your birthday?

don't you have calabar neighbours around?

MysteriousAnn:
Go and examine your president first, is he now healthy?

lol that one is a dead man walking

MysteriousAnn:
Quack doctor spotted! You be blogger?

Nope... come here let me examine you

seems she's pregnant

3; woman in hijab - She's my prime suspect because first of all, the incident happened in the women's rest room and she's the only one lawfully allowed to go in there.

Secondly, it seemed she hasn't spent much time in the restaurant cos she hasn't been served yet, but her bag is unusually opened and it seems she had searched through it while coming in.

Thirdly, her body language; not concentrating on her order being brought by the waiter but instead she seems deep in thoughts.

My guess; she entered the restaurant tailing the victim, went straight to the restroom to carry out the crime, then returned as if nothing happened.

the same boko wey Dem know who dey behind?! sha dey waste the money they claimed no dey

the banner alone costs more than 10k... see how they're even shining their teeth... they not even ashamed SMH

brandydaniells:
i dont expect u to believe...uv got a poverty stricken sights anyways

sigh, I blame Buhari for your predicaments

brandydaniells:
and who says i havent made money...

you don't look nor sound or even seem it

lmao this dude should be stoned to death

just 23?! mtcheew... don't go and make money first

Third mainland bridge; scariest place to get involved in an accident.

add honey to it

publicity stunt

Sniper12:
she should be arrested and the baby sent to a home. to serve as deterrent. money she would squander

STFU mentalities like this is the reason we are stagnant in this country. if she was financially stable, you think she would have done that?

every giving na investment na

OgaCEO:
Haba! 350k for track. Thats a rip off!

He should pay over N5m+ for a 15 track EP just because he wants to work with young john. Upon say na upcoming act. Young john kor short don ni.

There is God o!

hows that a rip off? if the song eventually blows, he wouldn't get any royalties and you alone be rocking all the shows and chopping all the millions. That's why Sarz charges from $2000 and above to even work with him. it's high time Nigerian producers started knowing their worth.

of cos a chance to beat sense into him

use to be mumcy's handbag

this one na porn star na

folakemigeh:
lol...


Hushpuppi help me check if my Ass is paded or Not and also kindly help me confirm my Wristwatch too

Folake gimme love oh!

that's skiibii not kc na