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Crime › Re: Man Stabs Woman In Backside With Syringe Full Of Semen In Maryland Supermarket by LegendaryLover(m): 7:28pm On Feb 29, 2020
lol... after "spanking the monkey", he puts his seed into a syringe, and injects her. lol... these whites are far ahead of africans in development , and also far ahead of africans in madness.
Romance › Re: Can U Sleep With Married Woman by LegendaryLover(m):
there is this woman i used to have a sexual r/ship with. One day, she received a call at my house after the hot f**k sess. I was surprised to hear her call d caller honey. Asked, and she casually said it's her hubi (not even bf). I almost fainted. Long story short, i broke up with her & sternly warned her not to come back. 1 week go by, and she shows up at my place again, since she knows what time i get home from work, saying she misses me, loves how nice i treat her, & that d sex is great. That even if her hubi finds out, he has a concubine outside too.
I had just had a bath, and was on my boxers when I met her. I got up, ask her to leave. Then she gets up from the chair, kneels in front of me, begging.
This woman knew all my weakness. While kneeling & begging for us to continue our f**k r/ship, she gently removes my d**k from my boxers and sucks. OMG!! the pleasure! Lust & my conscience were at war, but the former won. I quickly go from ranting & complaining to moaning.
well, we f**ked for another yr.
Romance › Re: What Is The Most Immoral Thing You Have Ever Done In A Workplace? by LegendaryLover(m): 6:15am On Feb 29, 2020
the CEO (a lady) called me into her office. And was giving me the speech people get when they're about to be fired. I knew what was coming, so i decided to fulfil my fetishes with her since she firing me anyway, what have i got to lose?
I move over to her side of the table. At this point she's afraid that i'm about to strike her with my fist or something. So abrutly stops talking.
I carry her onto her table, spread her on all fours with her yansh facing her chair, sit on her chair. She's speechless, looks horrified, don't know what coming next.
I yank down her skirt. Peel off her panties. And lick her big juicy yellow yansh. a great rimjob had started right b4 our eyes. It had always being my fetish to eat a yellow woman's ass out, esp. if she's clean, very feminine, and has a soft wobblying ass. And this CEO had always been my fantasy for the 3 years i worked there.
5 mins into eating her ass with some alt fingering and licking of her clit, she was shaking & orgasmed 4 times. I kept my job & was promoted.
Romance › Re: Fighting Depression; Share Your Burdens Here by LegendaryLover(m): 5:43am On Feb 29, 2020
i love licking my woman's yansh. One day, while licking her yansh, white worms from her rectum/anus fell into my tongue. I saw the white worms and chewed it. hmmm. t'was so yummy. best day of my life. But ever since that day, she has stopped letting me lick her yansh, and it has caused me to be depressed.



i don't know what to do. I don't want to cheat on her, and even if i do, how am i sure those other women will have same worms coming from their yansh/rectum/ anus?

I'm so depressed now.
Romance › Re: How Do You Get Back A Woman You've Hurt Her Feelings And Has Moved On? by LegendaryLover(m): 5:19am On Feb 29, 2020
Lick her yansh until she blacks out. Girls love rimjob alot.

Just have her shower. Bend her over in doggy style position. open her buttcheeks. take a deep smell of that smelling ass that won't stop smelling so smelly. dig in and get to work.

i assure u she'll love u again. And make up with u. But u must remember to f**k her with ur tongue. Not just lick the as.s. h.ole. Dip ur tongue in into her rectum/anus and make a f**k simulation. Don't bother what's there. Shit, pink worms, white worms, e.coli bacteria, etc.

give her a rimjob, f**k her ass with ur tongue, & watch her come back to u forever.
Romance › Re: I Put Drugs In My Husband's Food Before Having Intercourse With Him-lady by LegendaryLover(m): 10:36pm On Feb 28, 2020
Vortex369:
She is probably talking about putting weed in the pepper soup.

Wgo cooks peppersoup with chemicals
see eehn, people boil meat with paracetamol (though that one is meant to soften it quickly). So it's possible the silly girl is truly doing so with peppersoup.
Crime › Re: Gracious David West Denies All Murder Charges Against Him by LegendaryLover(m): 4:17pm On Feb 28, 2020
so this guy still dey make front page when na corona virus get naija attention now.
pls if he's truly guilty as per evidence of cctv we saw, sentence him quick, and move on to other things.
Celebrities › Re: Sexy Transformation Of A Woman After Finding Out Her Boyfriend Is Engaged>photos by LegendaryLover(m): 8:59am On Feb 28, 2020
nonsense
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Nigeria Confirms First Case by LegendaryLover(m): 7:14am On Feb 28, 2020
i blame the chinese govt for this and feel they are both selfish and irresponsible.
Yes we know about screening of passengers entering their countries, but why didn't the chinese govt screen passengers LEAVING their country and quarantine the infected. which would have been a better way to control the spread of the virus. but no, and now 52 other countries are infected with this.
Crime › Re: Wife Exposes Mechanic Who Wanted To Take Advantage Of Her by LegendaryLover(m): 4:01pm On Feb 26, 2020
"He that commits adultery lacks sense. Wounds, beatings and dishonour will he get, and his shame shall never be wiped away".
surely God's Word is the manual for living.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Do I Budget On Salary Of 26k by LegendaryLover(m): 3:29pm On Feb 26, 2020
u can carpool with someone living around u that works close to ur work place. OR better than that look for a better paying job.
Education › Re: UNIOSUN Lecturer Sends Female Student Out Of Class For Indecent Dressing by LegendaryLover(m): 3:05pm On Feb 26, 2020
Focusmind:
Nigerian lecturers and stupidity - He should have faced his business of teaching in the class than getting concerned about the girl's wear.

There has never been any love between lecturers and students in Nigerian universities.

Lecturers always look down on students without respect - some even feel that they are doing you a favor by teaching you.

Go abroad and see synergy between lecturer and students - seasoned Professors with world class publications in learned journals.

Here, you would see one frustrated sadist forming god.
exactly.
Education › Re: UNIOSUN Lecturer Sends Female Student Out Of Class For Indecent Dressing by LegendaryLover(m): 2:52pm On Feb 26, 2020
Patrioticman007:
Shariah Lecturer is trying to Islamatize the school. We need Christianization lecturers that will allow our children to walk naked.
mumu.
If u'd like to see how christians are meant to dress on campus, go to Covenant University.
stop spitting trash online
Family › Re: Why Do You Look Out For In A Househelp When You Hire? by LegendaryLover(m):
adult female, young blood, succulent boobs, big bum, MouthAction skills, freaky (the last househelp ate donut off my pulsating dick). Just anything to relieve stress and keep me happy while madam is away.












Lol... na joke oo.
it was my ex gf that ate donut off my dick as i watched. i can't stop thinking that babe matter. she stripped. gave me a red-hot erection. then wore 4 donuts on my gbola and started eating. after that sucked the cream outa me. best memories.






anyway, back to the topic. i think a god-fearing one that won't torture & torment ur children while u are away because u scolded her is good.
Education › Re: Oboh Emmanuel: OAU Student Commits Suicide Over Academic Depression by LegendaryLover(m): 1:12pm On Feb 25, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Very obvious he is not a real niggarrr
He is a pussy niggarrr

This is what you expect when fathers raise weak pussy niggarrrz and mothers reinforce it
Damnnnnn
What is happening
Niggarrrz are no longer trained to be street wise and tough

Too many soft niggarz everywhere

As a real niggarrr am going to suggest they introduce a subject or course called "STREET WISE AND TOUGHNESS " to our curriculum

Just like CED and Gst

If you know wetin we niggarrrz dey face for life but we nor dey take our life.
As a real niggarrr.
Am gonna say that sometimes go out with friends, drink some beer, smoke some weed and bang some pussies
This Things will help you any time you facing challenges
you do have a point there. sex has been shown to reduce stress. Also, weed, alcohol, and surrounding urself with great friends will all help too. Do this. Until u find a solution. So those problems don't overwhelme u, as in this case.
Education › Re: Oboh Emmanuel: OAU Student Commits Suicide Over Academic Depression by LegendaryLover(m): 1:09pm On Feb 25, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Very obvious he is not a real niggarrr
He is a pussy niggarrr

This is what you expect when fathers raise weak pussy niggarrrz and mothers reinforce it
Damnnnnn
What is happening
Niggarrrz are no longer trained to be street wise and tough

Too many soft niggarz everywhere

As a real niggarrr am going to suggest they introduce a subject or course called "STREET WISE AND TOUGHNESS " to our curriculum

Just like CED and Gst

If you know wetin we niggarrrz dey face for life but we nor dey take our life.
As a real niggarrr.
Am gonna say that sometimes go out with friends, drink some beer, smoke some weed and bang some pussies
This Things will help you any time you facing challenges
you do have a point there. sex has been shown to reduce stress. Also, weed, alcohol, and surrounding urself with great friends will all help too. All these temporal measures will keep ur head up, atleast until u can dribble around ur problems.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs West Ham (3 - 2) - On 24th February 2020 by LegendaryLover(m): 10:45pm On Feb 24, 2020
lol... I just love my club LFC. YNWA
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs West Ham (3 - 2) - On 24th February 2020 by LegendaryLover(m): 10:39pm On Feb 24, 2020
last last unbeaten run dey continue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs West Ham (3 - 2) - On 24th February 2020 by LegendaryLover(m): 10:29pm On Feb 24, 2020
kavey10:
Yesss! Unbeaten ends tonight!
why u dey hate club wey god don bless with titles and unbeaten run. No be LFC? we will still win tonite's match
Romance › Re: You All Should Be Careful, Here Is What Happened To Me. Photos!! by LegendaryLover(m): 10:39am On Feb 15, 2020
crownedrookie:
No the real question is why do you keep falling?
what is this one saying? i bet u don't know how annoying it leaves people after they open a thread only to see otherwise.


Yes, it's to drive traffic to their post. But in the long run people start staying away from ur post. e.g a moniker i've stopped reading his post is ilegend. Yeah he's a great guy and all, but his own is to make a post title about one topic & the content will be about something different entirely. The title may have drawn me to click because of my research in that area, but after seeing a different body, it annoys. I've now stopped clicking anything he posts for like 3months now.


so u see in the longterm these stupid tricks work against people. For the OP Stupidity, he does the "pics included" thingie, but i still read his, cos i find him very amusing.
Romance › Re: Pastor Puts Out Doggy Style Lessons Inside Church Service, For Valentine's Day by LegendaryLover(m): 7:01am On Feb 15, 2020
BlackfireX:
Fela please blow the trumpet....
val day is meant for matured MARRIED couples to show love to each other. unfortunately, it's been abused by unmarried sex-seeking people.

i've not seen the video, maybe the pastor was speaking during a married couple's program in church but this idiot OP is looking for avenues to bring shame to the body of christ.
Politics › Re: Christianization Agenda In Ogun State Government Ministry (pic) by LegendaryLover(m): 3:06pm On Feb 13, 2020
Basic123:
You not making sense.

Islamic banks are not forcing Christians to register with them


and no one is stopping you guys from establishing Christian banks that follow financial transactions according to the Bible
you lack common sense. It's obvious u don't have a single brain cell.

any regular joe will see i'm trying to put the OP in any xtian's shoe.

so islamic banking has everything to do with it.
Celebrities › Re: Veteran Highlife Musician, Victor Olaiya Dies At 89 by LegendaryLover(m): 10:33am On Feb 13, 2020
RIP... a legendary musician has gone home

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