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lol... after "spanking the monkey", he puts his seed into a syringe, and injects her. lol... these whites are far ahead of africans in development , and also far ahead of africans in madness. |
there is this woman i used to have a sexual r/ship with. One day, she received a call at my house after the hot f**k sess. I was surprised to hear her call d caller honey. Asked, and she casually said it's her hubi (not even bf). I almost fainted. Long story short, i broke up with her & sternly warned her not to come back. 1 week go by, and she shows up at my place again, since she knows what time i get home from work, saying she misses me, loves how nice i treat her, & that d sex is great. That even if her hubi finds out, he has a concubine outside too. I had just had a bath, and was on my boxers when I met her. I got up, ask her to leave. Then she gets up from the chair, kneels in front of me, begging. This woman knew all my weakness. While kneeling & begging for us to continue our f**k r/ship, she gently removes my d**k from my boxers and sucks. OMG!! the pleasure! Lust & my conscience were at war, but the former won. I quickly go from ranting & complaining to moaning. well, we f**ked for another yr. |
the CEO (a lady) called me into her office. And was giving me the speech people get when they're about to be fired. I knew what was coming, so i decided to fulfil my fetishes with her since she firing me anyway, what have i got to lose? I move over to her side of the table. At this point she's afraid that i'm about to strike her with my fist or something. So abrutly stops talking. I carry her onto her table, spread her on all fours with her yansh facing her chair, sit on her chair. She's speechless, looks horrified, don't know what coming next. I yank down her skirt. Peel off her panties. And lick her big juicy yellow yansh. a great rimjob had started right b4 our eyes. It had always being my fetish to eat a yellow woman's ass out, esp. if she's clean, very feminine, and has a soft wobblying ass. And this CEO had always been my fantasy for the 3 years i worked there. 5 mins into eating her ass with some alt fingering and licking of her clit, she was shaking & orgasmed 4 times. I kept my job & was promoted. |
i love licking my woman's yansh. One day, while licking her yansh, white worms from her rectum/anus fell into my tongue. I saw the white worms and chewed it. hmmm. t'was so yummy. best day of my life. But ever since that day, she has stopped letting me lick her yansh, and it has caused me to be depressed. i don't know what to do. I don't want to cheat on her, and even if i do, how am i sure those other women will have same worms coming from their yansh/rectum/ anus? I'm so depressed now. |
Lick her yansh until she blacks out. Girls love rimjob alot. Just have her shower. Bend her over in doggy style position. open her buttcheeks. take a deep smell of that smelling ass that won't stop smelling so smelly. dig in and get to work. i assure u she'll love u again. And make up with u. But u must remember to f**k her with ur tongue. Not just lick the as.s. h.ole. Dip ur tongue in into her rectum/anus and make a f**k simulation. Don't bother what's there. Shit, pink worms, white worms, e.coli bacteria, etc. give her a rimjob, f**k her ass with ur tongue, & watch her come back to u forever. |
Vortex369:see eehn, people boil meat with paracetamol (though that one is meant to soften it quickly). So it's possible the silly girl is truly doing so with peppersoup. |
so this guy still dey make front page when na corona virus get naija attention now. pls if he's truly guilty as per evidence of cctv we saw, sentence him quick, and move on to other things. |
nonsense |
i blame the chinese govt for this and feel they are both selfish and irresponsible. Yes we know about screening of passengers entering their countries, but why didn't the chinese govt screen passengers LEAVING their country and quarantine the infected. which would have been a better way to control the spread of the virus. but no, and now 52 other countries are infected with this. |
"He that commits adultery lacks sense. Wounds, beatings and dishonour will he get, and his shame shall never be wiped away". surely God's Word is the manual for living. |
u can carpool with someone living around u that works close to ur work place.
OR
better than that look for a better paying job. |
Focusmind:exactly. |
Patrioticman007:mumu. If u'd like to see how christians are meant to dress on campus, go to Covenant University. stop spitting trash online |
adult female, young blood, succulent boobs, big bum, MouthAction skills, freaky (the last househelp ate donut off my pulsating dick). Just anything to relieve stress and keep me happy while madam is away. Lol... na joke oo. it was my ex gf that ate donut off my dick as i watched. i can't stop thinking that babe matter. she stripped. gave me a red-hot erection. then wore 4 donuts on my gbola and started eating. after that sucked the cream outa me. best memories. anyway, back to the topic. i think a god-fearing one that won't torture & torment ur children while u are away because u scolded her is good. |
Slawormir:you do have a point there. sex has been shown to reduce stress. Also, weed, alcohol, and surrounding urself with great friends will all help too. Do this. Until u find a solution. So those problems don't overwhelme u, as in this case. |
Slawormir:you do have a point there. sex has been shown to reduce stress. Also, weed, alcohol, and surrounding urself with great friends will all help too. All these temporal measures will keep ur head up, atleast until u can dribble around ur problems. |
lol...
I just love my club
LFC.
YNWA |
last last unbeaten run dey continue |
kavey10:why u dey hate club wey god don bless with titles and unbeaten run. No be LFC? we will still win tonite's match |
crownedrookie:what is this one saying? i bet u don't know how annoying it leaves people after they open a thread only to see otherwise. Yes, it's to drive traffic to their post. But in the long run people start staying away from ur post. e.g a moniker i've stopped reading his post is ilegend. Yeah he's a great guy and all, but his own is to make a post title about one topic & the content will be about something different entirely. The title may have drawn me to click because of my research in that area, but after seeing a different body, it annoys. I've now stopped clicking anything he posts for like 3months now. so u see in the longterm these stupid tricks work against people. For the OP Stupidity, he does the "pics included" thingie, but i still read his, cos i find him very amusing. |
BlackfireX:val day is meant for matured MARRIED couples to show love to each other. unfortunately, it's been abused by unmarried sex-seeking people. i've not seen the video, maybe the pastor was speaking during a married couple's program in church but this idiot OP is looking for avenues to bring shame to the body of christ. |
Basic123:you lack common sense. It's obvious u don't have a single brain cell. any regular joe will see i'm trying to put the OP in any xtian's shoe. so islamic banking has everything to do with it. |
RIP...
a legendary musician has gone home |
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