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slave, Bleep, bath u, suck preeq, lick yansh clean, cook, write open letter to others while he dictates, fan u cos of weather climate & heat wave in the heaven, etc

Good points raised by obj. But i doubt bubu has strength to read, understand, or follow anything written there.

the govt of kenya could outsource fulfilling their sexual needs to a private person; u know not all inmates have visitors.



sex reduces stress and anger, so there would be less fighting in kenyan prisons. Any of them willing to be fu*ked twice or once a week will register.


I mean I could do it for free if the kenya govt can contact me. Yeah, u can call that a humanitarian service.



damn, imagine a wild group sex with some of those ebony beauties in prison. I would just use their panties to rub my dick as it gets harder, and smell those dirty panties b4 i start hammering.

sofiscatedmoron:
Ok, maybe true sha,,, but he spends on me since he came he doesn't want me to spend kobo,

he is not a church boy. He frowns when u look at beautiful women. he spends on u. he doesn't chase women.


My brother hold ur yansh well sleep oo. make that guy something no go play near ur yansh when u don sleep go. gay laws are relaxed in other countries, unlike 9ja oo.
U fit start to shit thru pipe connected to ur stomach anytime soon oo

leave her in nigeria. Travel abroad. Work 3 times harder. Make chedders. Get a good place. "no struggling for her, no living at bro's place or wife for her". So send for her. Problem solved?

mhizgracie nice poem by the way

killing self over a breakup? lol. who does that.
the only regret i had when my last r/ship ended was that i had nobody to suck my dick. u know, my dick is not going to suck itself. and the last girl i was dating, i had taken over 6months to train her in the act of o.r. a.l sex. each new week i show her a new skill until she mastered it, we won't move to next skill. she had to practise and practise and practise until perfection.
after six months, she unleased all in one BJ sess, that's when i knew she had finally become a master.
the sex was greeeaaaat!! i had groomed her in everything. u name it, sex, healthy living, finance. she had become a sex goddess, fitness expert, and financial guru. only for her to render all i taught her on bed to another man, he couldn't believe his senses, next one month he marries her.
so pipo like us can't kill ourselves because of a breakup. we just regret our pupil going to serve another master, but soon look for another to take their place.

khiaa:
He is also gay because he had sex with his other victims before killing them.

I think he is 80% a serial killer and 20% an homosexual.
If he were more into gay vibes, he'd have had gay sex, get the 20k, and leave, could even be like a gay escort thingie. They pay him 20k every sess.
But the narrative has it that he lures, robs, rapes, and kills them.

So he's like another PH killer (i don forget the guy name). Only that this serial killer does it to homosexuals.

Antoeni:
Wait Ooo
How Come No Prophet , G O, Apostle,Pastor Even Bishop Saw the Dethronement Emir Sanusi Coming?

that is because seeing dethronement of traditional political leaders is not their job.
Their job is to teach God's Word to the people for repentance and holy living.
The day God feels like showing any political matter to them, so be it.

TrumpDonald2:
Gone are the days of old when Men of God called out leaders to lead right, tell them their sins to their face etc. Today, Men of God and politicians are now 5 and 6 and thats one of the reasons we are where we are.

i always hate this kinda comments. Why can't YOU hold a protest yourself, and tell ur governor what he's not doing well. no you won't. you won't even join if others did one. But you want a pastor to do that for u. Fighting politicians up and down. Even the ones that are performing well in office.
"And that's NOT one of the reasons we are where we are".
In the first place,
You have a voters card, use it well and you won't expect anyone to be fighting useless battles for u.
It is 21st century. U know another thing that doesn't happen as of old? people no longer ride on horses, and live on mountains and thatched houses.
Nonsense.

DoubleEngine007:
Centipedes are arthropods belonging to Class Chilopoda. They are predatory and venomous. ... Despite this, the venom usually is not strong enough to be life threatening to people, and most centipede bites are typically more painful for humans than they are dangerous.

Op there might be many more in your room,so you need to be careful..

this is the kinda educative and well-informed comment u find on reddit.Com.
Big ups, man

i'm soldier on a peace-keeping mission in Liberia yrs ago. My battalion were just keeping watch over this village ravaged by rebels from time to time. No sex in months, Hot, i decide to rub one out away in the bush. While at it, i'm too caught up in the act, i fail to notice 3 thick ebony female rebels armed with dangerous AK47rifles, all looking for soldiers to kill b4 raiding the village again. These were a primitive tribe as these women had no clothes on their top body, but just knickers, exposing their huge black boobs. They were about to shoot me but had noticed i was wanking. I beg for my life. They all smile. Ask me to continue wanking as they watch. few mins pass, i see them dripping wet from their vj. They put down guns. order me to kneel. Then totally UnCloth. One is now bent holding a tree as she twerks her bare ass against my face. Another twerks her bare ass against back of my head. Third one is giving me a handjob. It turns into a 4-some as we all f*ck. After we all orgasm, they let me go.

just so her friends will believe she's a big girl. I knew a girl back then in my uni days that if u carry her in front seat of ur car on campus and many other students can see her, she'll give u sex. u guys are just meeting for the first time that day oo, she'll drop panties for u.
inside life

RemoveKebab:
A quote From Friedrich Nietzsche's book _beyond good and evil

"And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee."

I pity NL peeps looking at this graphic pics on a long run, they don't know they are killing their mind and humanity slowly only time will tell.

And the mods are not helping matters where censorship matters most.

hmm.

true talk

mhizv:
Does she look like a slay mama? Or you just ignored the part that says she's pregnant?

exactly

chatinent:
Man is wicked.
.
No man should really be called a friend.
.
But if this was as a result of slay-mama-ing, good for her; we warned 'em.

did u just call a pregnant woman slaymama -ing? pls read again. look at the pics carefully. u can always deduce a person's level of responsibility from their appearance. That's a responsibly dressed woman, probably someone's wife, that was attacked, which is obvious from the swollen eyes and lips, and killed. So pls take out slaying from ur equation.

ah lawd.
Especially when it comes to jogging.
I don't mean jogging along high ways covered in carbon monoxide and bad air oo.
I mean going to the stadium on saturdays to jog around while listening to your favourite playlist. It's amazing. Heart-wise and mood lifting too.

it is said that the greatest sex that can happen is between a middle-aged woman and a young man half her age.
Just relax and imagine a 20yr old man: strong, with angry-looking rock-hard erections, less resting time to start another round in bed, uncontrollable sexual desires, etc with a 40yr old woman: experienced to know what sexual moves she wants done to her, comfortable and liberal with her body, increased sexual desires(the more they age, the more their desires increase), less sexually inhibited in bed, etc
I mean this kinda couple would make great connections. And when couples can thrive sexually, they usually do well in other areas of their r/ship.

So madam, go ahead and enjoy ur life. As long as u are not committing adultery, or the young man, a teen. All's well. Only one life to live. Explore and be happy.

quantity? price?

Just remove ur every clothing. Bend over while nude and show interviewer the hole in ur yansh, saying "it's one of the weakest muscles in the body, but can pull out the strongest shits in this world".



This works in every interview.

na so boy. make man.Utd great again.

XhosaNostra:
Respect is EARNED.

if u are waiting for ur man to earn it, he may never. But by ur acts of respect, he may be won over and start doing ur every bidding. It's kinda like stooping to conquer.

just respect him, and see him thrive more to see that the respect u show him doesn't end.

yeah. besides sex.

LegendaryLover:
Then another selfcon compound. Paid. Moved in. Widowed landlady, late30's. Shows up at my door wearing night gown at 8pm, after work. Comes in. After formally welcoming me again, proceeds to tell me a previously unstated condition for living in that compound, "you must not have a huge dick, so any girl you bring over doesn't die in her compound, and she's arrested". Horrified, I tell her mine is usual size. She insist it must be inspected. So, she makes me stand as she knees in front of me. She brings it out, i say "see, it's normal size", but i'm flaccid. so she insists on Mouth Gig to see my actual size as i may be a grower. She blows me crazy. I lose my senses. Cums on her face, boobs. Next day, i get eviction notice, n rent refunded. I must leave, not just cos of my mega erect dick, but also "so much cum her house may collapse when i nut".

true xperience

Then another selfcon compound. Paid. Moved in. Widowed landlady, late30's. Shows up at my door wearing night gown at 8pm, after work. Comes in. After formally welcoming me again, proceeds to tell me a previously unstated condition for living in that compound, "you must not have a huge dick, so any girl you bring over doesn't die in her compound, and she's arrested". Horrified, I tell her mine is usual size. She insist it must be inspected. So, she makes me stand as she knees in front of me. She brings it out, i say "see, it's normal size", but i'm flaccid. so she insists on Mouth Gig to see my actual size as i may be a grower. She blows me crazy. I lose my senses. Cums on her face, boobs. Next day, i get eviction notice, n rent refunded. I must leave, not just cos of my mega erect dick, but also "so much cum her house may collapse when i nut".

T'was my uni days.1st time living alone.My landlady, early 40's, thick, fair, with big yansh. Only 4 tenants in that self-con compound. I lived next to hers. She asked me to teach her only child maths, told her no time, then troubles til I gave in. Her fridge got faulty, she started coming to my house to store her soup (i was a comfortable student, hence the fridge).
One day as she brought her soup, i was watching a movie, so she joined in. Few min pass, she says she's been secretly liking me, wips out her boobs that i should suck, i refuse then trouble. Her hubi comes back & she lies that i fought her & shd be locked in prison. I hear her hubi making calls outside, all seems like i'll be arrested. But she comes over to my house, saying i shd just suck it and that's all. I do. but here's d twisted part, while i'm at it, she reaches, feels me erect dick, smiles. She talks to hubi, case closed. From then. "Suck my clit". 'No'. trouble. 'ok, i do'. Then, "lick hole in my yansh & f me". no. trouble. 'ok. i'll'.

alizma:
I will say I have been very lucky with my landlords and landladies. Two different time I had to leave with owner of the houses I occupied and they were women. I was so close with the first one such that some people think I was one of her son. Unfortunately we lost her to accident about 15yrs ago, after which I left the house but myself and her children still call each other. She is from Obowo, imo state while I am from Ebira Kogi state.
The second one is an ikwere woman. We were also very good to the point she did everything, including trying to get me an apartment within her area because I wanted a bigger space.
To me, peaceful cohabitation is something both party should work toward achieving. more so, we need to know that some elderly people can be difficult to deal with but I always use a particular method, when there is difference I asked myself, let's assume my landlord/landlady is my parent how would I handle the situation?

there's wisdom in ur last paragraph

enemyofprogress:
na true. Na pig chop the guy dead body. That's why muslims no forgive pig till tomorrow

lol

enemyofprogress:
na true. Na pig chop the guy dead body. That's why muslims no forgive pig till tomorrow

lol