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Lol I'm sure he was screaming japa when in Nigeria like all these nairaland / Twitter people.

Even people wey get jobs and citizenship dey feel am not to talk if person wey no get paper.

Opportunities dey Nigeria , na to raise capital be the issue..

Is prostitution legal in Nigeria?

Countries work based on laws , I'm yet to see any effective law that works in Nigeria.

The citizens are also idiotic. When you as a curizeysees something like this, don't turn it into cruise . Start asking questions..

They know they're like little children. Ordinary pvc , they won't get , until they organise concert but still be shouting Nigeria is cursed up and down.

Them go say your vote no count, if true why them dey pay voter's 2k ?

Na only sex, gay and cruise dem Sabi.

Tufuwaka people .

Even monkeys are better organized in their domains and very self aware of their basic survival requirements.

Continue fuckin , useless mofos

As expected. Low IQs.

They were expected to run along with it.

Why I don't pity these mofos, they'll be saying Nigeria is hard but doing stupid things continuosly.

How can you be so poor and stupid, living in a dangerous country as you people like to describe Nigeria.

Hard times are meant to create strong people, not stupid people but well they copy the west , it's a way of escaping the misery of their existence.

adecz:
In the UK
⏩You enjoy good roads
⏩Steady electrify
⏩Good security, no herdsmen, BH,
Unknown gunmen.
⏩You travel anytime without fear of kidnap.
⏩Affordable food
⏩Free education for your kids
⏩Government housing if eligible
⏩Social welfare if eligible.
⏩Steady water supply ( no borehole)

And many other intangible benefits,
but you don't want to pay tax.


LThat is a welfare society and they
fund it with relatively high tax. If you no
like am, then return and face bandits here.


Na your type dey bypass NEPA meter
& dodge paying contribution for maiguard
etc. ❌❌�

Affordable food how. Do you know how much a tuber of yam cost here

Na road and hospital I want chop. How many times you dey sick for one year sef. Omo you guys can exaggerate.

If you dey on social welfare, just know say your own don finish. Na there you go dey till your own finish pata pata

Free education for kids, you don price child minding fees .abi where you go put them after school.

Travelling without fear is also relative, you don experience racism before .

I have seen people enjoying all those amenities in places like Abuja. They install solar, live in houses that are even better than here and have access to cheap labour. So no need to bypass electricity.

What that guy was trying to explain is that there is a small window of opportunity for mega enjoyment in Nigeria in comparison, if you're well set up.

Imagine a guy living in Nigeria with a fully paid house , cheap labour, and solid business as compared to a guy in a 3 bed 600k pounds mortgage in London earning 100k.


I think i'll take the former. After many years here , I've realized no be our papa get all this useless things we cap about like good roads. You want to carry the road to Nigeria after retirement or you want to die in obodo oyinbo washing plates at 60 , then off to a retirement home at 70.


You this people too funny.

Gamesmart:
I love that girl.

Did you see them moaning . I mean the so called high income earners

After a whole 100k salary, na 5.2k go remain and u dey London rent three bedroom . No be juju be dat .

Bro naija is hard , we can't argue that away, but I maintain, abroad hard die , even on a big salary. Sadly most people don't even earn as much in reality and prices keep going up.

Don't understand why they think this is to discourage them. It's simply being honest about the reality of life here .

Gamesmart:
You are indeed ignorant about "the abroad".

The average unschooled labourer does not make N1.5m; it is less than that. But let's indulge you.

Lets say the average labourer does make N1.5m. By the time he pays taxes, national insurance and pension contributions, about 22% would have gone out of it. Leaving N1.17m.

Now considering you chose to claim a very high average, that means this labourer is likely to be "labouring" in London to earn such wages. That means the upper limit of those rent figures would apply to the labourer if he wants to live in a 2 bedroom apartment, as London is the most expensive place to live. So that is N975,000 per month.

Now that leaves him with how much after he pays this rent? N195,000.

If that N195,000 per month even good enough to live Western life in Lagos? Talk less of London.

In London, he would still have to pay council tax first of about N48K per month and then face BUS transport bills that are N900 to get on for one journey anytime he goes out.

You dig ..

They'll still not get it. It's a math's problem .

You forgot to deduct those pesky half an hour lunch breaks .

They just calculate 10 * 40 and boom , you're a millionaire

GreyLaw:
Don't mind them being clever by half! Some earn around $50-70k on average as a doctor. Some IT guys earn far more.

In Lagos, there are places people pay X5 of that money per year. In some places in Ikoyi people pay 15 to 55million per year.

Go through this thread.

You guys have no Idea

https://twitter.com/moneybagjo_/status/1533098669427367937?t=CR21_wYWp3IqRJxh4llHUw&s=19

I read all the stupid takes on twitter. One thing is clear , these Japa people are terrible at math's.

Anyways he's totally correct, doesn't mean Nigeria is better but abroad is hard asf especially now.

Black's. Very Wicked souls. .. what's the difference between them and boko haram .

I been talk say Una resemble yet some werey go talk say we're fundamentally different . No you aren't, just differently ideologically possessed.

I just love Nigerians , they like to use confusion and chaos to resolve an already confusing and chaotic situation.

You go continue to suffer until you have sense , no be curse.

SocialJustice:
Please how do I get those Instagram accounts.? There's mad independent porn out there. This girl squirts like mad, I was in disbelief when I saw her twitter trend.

Rubbish no go find work , be there on Monday morning looking for some disgusting porn from a diseased bitch. Why won't these girls misbehave, when you guys can't stop demanding the filth they do.

Go get real sex porn is for weak men. Thanks

On Monday morning.

Tufuwaka people.

No go collect pvc. Werey people

He should be your elder brother. He get sense pass you.

Funny thread though.

Good and well presented, young too. I like.

Stupid feminists are busy fighting western cultural wars all over the place.

I don't like Nigerian women because of their mentality but this is so unnecessary.

Grow up.

This useless bitch would go on insta live and remove her clothes. She did it for months sef daily and there was nothing she didn't do. She put a tooth brush in ass hole, had lesbian sex with another girl, bleeped two guys at the same time, was completely naked in a room full of men about 7 of them. She didn't stop until Instagram banned her, after which she moved to tik tok. She's not the only one , dem plenty wey dey do this thing on Instagram including some very old Nigerian women, even married one's too.

Omo , when I saw these people, I couldn't believe Nigerian's have descended this low.

Leak video kill her there . That girl is the epitome of everything a woman shouldn't be. Tufuwaka people

Werey was even rubbing clit. I pity the fool wey go carry this community project.

Lol I didn't know you have to buy a specific type of phone abroad. Most of Una just be wereye

Lol even in sane climes

She dey sell tea like agbero for mall. Na her type go come nairaland dey disturb people with abroad nonsense , talking about good roads etc. Lol

The ones wey dey naija no like the truth, say abroad hard die .

Oh , yes racism is brutal and everywhere and most times it's unprovoked. Even your ordinary abroad mechanic go dey over bill you because you're black.

But tattoos are cool bah .

Well I don't like tribal marks , neither do I like tattoos , but Una hypocrisy too dey smell.

Elebi ashawo

Nigga area people too dey chook mouth for Wetin no concern them.

9jaRealist:
First, the woman did NOT slap him….
He was the one who CAME back to slap her!

As for your case, do you realize that in any civilized nation you touching the lady’s boobs was still an assault under law (‘assault’ being defined as “unwanted touching”). As for giving the woman whose boobs you’ve just (accidentally) touched without her permission “the bashing of her life” that merely betrays a CRUDE FAMILY UPBRINGING. It might be too late to do anything for you (although learning is supposed to LIFE-LONG, but hopefully you will not be raising your kids in the same manner). SMH
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What if it was the other way round?
If a woman accidentally touches a man's chest is it sexual assault?

Are you a man cos you seem sissified.

Also why do you use the west as the standard?

9jaRealist:
So the evidence on the CCTV tape would not be “actual”?!

Anyone looking for real evidence knows exactly where to find it.
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Looking for and examining it are two different things.

Until then.

9jaRealist:
The lady is the one BEGGING for the CCTV tape…
What sort of other “evidence” are you looking for?
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The actual evidence.

Evidence is needed, we are no longer in the era of believing what women say as the ultimate truth.

Na like this them take style small small hold Westerners hostage until the men accidentally enslaved themselves by law and became second class citizens.

No fall am oh my Nigerian bros

Sad story all together.

Moral of the story , allow woman wey wan Japa to Japa even with the kids . Go born another.

To the girls no dey marry if you know say you no go submit or get agenda.

Our ancestors understood all this issue's ,why strict trad rules where put in place to mitigate, but woke people be thinking everything goes.

Rip to everyone involved.

Sane climate not looking so sane.

Anyways we Sabi wetin sup. Same old bruhaha .. wife became a nurse, started misbehaving, bobo felt cheated and decided to...

It's happened so many times it's predictable. Rip ....

So nice, looks like an European city with all that green .

Mumu Nigerian's think new York , London and Paris is the west.

This is what y'all should be striving for, green, serene, calm and clean.

Lively is beastly .. take note.

Is this some body positivity rubbish again?
Instead of the werey to remove it surgically, she's using it for clout.
Na one of those girls wey toto for social media.

Disgusting trash.

Racism on the white part and family breakdown on the black part na him cause all this. All which has roots in the history of slavery in the us.

Black family breakdown... Unruly kids killing from within. Other Black's

White gun owners ... Protecting themselves from unruly blacks and others who are completely sick of multiculturalism and trying to wipe out non whites especially y'all blackies.

Oh I forgot the growing hatred between cons and libs too.

Try dey understand the whys in simple terms. The shooters are not mentally ill na Psy op. The war there is real and mostly based in racism but I trust my Nigerian bros to ignore that part .