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symbolofhope:
Hello Nairalander, i have always failed job test most especially Dragnet test, could their be anything am missing out, how do you guys ace those PWC, KPMG, E&Y, Deloitte tests


I used to prepare with all seriousness and relevant past questions, thanks for your advice as usual

Some of us are not lucky like others. We need to make several attempts at passing tests, examinations and other assessments even though we exceed the standards required for such careers.

You have to get used to it. It does not make you any less than who you are.

One way I beat this system is to budget 2 to 5 times the monetary cost of such processes.

Shalommy:
Hope, they didn't rape her? Kudos to NPF. Chaii

This kain hope

maziude:
I lived in Gatineau for 2 years and I don’t speak French. The only complication is when filing taxes, especially if you live in Gatineau and work in Ottawa which can be resolved if you use tax consultant.

Okay

maziude:
It is scary now… most people are now considering Gatineau …

Have they learned Québécois French?

Allegory:
Isn’t Gatineau in Quebec? The house prices there are so cheap but can an oinp nominee live there?

You would not want to ruin your immigration plans, would you? Immigrants under PNP are required to reside in the province of choice for a period of time. I do not think it has changed for now.

thesicilian:
If you want to know where you truly belong , give her part of the money, not all of them maybe 10k. Then attend the birthday and keep your eyes open. If you're observant there's a 90% chance you'll get to know who her true boyfriend is.

What kind of SIMPle advise is this?

GraceUnIimitedd:
well I actually heard Ladies in their 30's are more matured, caring and financially stable, I never knew she'll turn out to be a leech.
I also thought maybe due to her age she'll eventually accept me without giving a second thought as she has been single for years.
She's even older than me sef.
I'm 28

By now you should have known why she is still single

maziude:
Baba e don change oh…

Toronto and Vancouver people don spoil ottawa.

Yea, talk about 4k a month for a 3 bedroom and shìt

nanayaagh:
SA babes are the best

Yes o!

ednut1:
stated in the post already. Gst hst refunds

Okay

ednut1:
well you are wrong. The child allowance, gst/ hst benefits one will get is based on income from Nigeria. I got 500 cad for gst/ hst. For those with kids they will have to fill their last income from Nigeria while canada income is zero. Mazuide is right

How about those without kids? How will the Nigerian income benefit them?

Zeewirld:
..Learnt cost of living in B.C is freaky expensive..How true is that? how do you manage in there....Mind sharing your experiences and words of advice for persons that might be indecisive with regards to location in Canada. Thank you

The wages in BC are good enough to cover your daily expenses. If you really love the province, go for it.

I know some who work in BC and retire to other provinces.

Temas:
No.

You will need to declare how much you earned in the last year in your country of residence.

Apply as soon as you land. It takes three months to process.

How does this matter? Are you going pay tax in Canada for money you earned in Nigeria?

I don't know much about taxes

FreeStuffsNG:
For most folks like you, you do not value what you have until you lose it.

That is why we do not take our successes in Lagos for granted. We Lagosians suffered more than the rest of the country prior to 1999 and it was that our resolve never to allow that kind of suffering happen again in our land that has kept us on our toes in Lagos since 1999 when the amazingly talented Senator Bola Ahmed Tinubu took over the rein from Col. Buba Marwa.

Today, our economy in Lagos is bigger than the economy of the whole of Ghana. Amongst our many feats in Lagos is the Lekki deep seaport, conceived 13 years ago by Asiwaju Tinubu, that recieved its first cargo ship this week. This deep seaport is the first in Nigeria and the best in West Africa.
You can draw inspiration from our success story in Lagos

If you are suffering in Nigeria now, it is because you have been outcompeted. You probably waste your time online and on social media.

While you stay online and lament, other young focused ambitious Nigerians are competing for the same opportunities you seek.

Those eventual winners do not have time for nairaland and the social media. They do not even have time for pity or lamentation party.

That you do not know how terrible and worse the Ghaniaians case is alone says a lot about how conversant you are about their state yet very quick to disparage.

Ghana redenominated their old cedis in 2007 by knocking off four zeros and between then and now their new cedis has lost value by over ten times such that one new cedi is an equivalent of 100K old cedis or more!

Thankfully, my late President Yardua stopped Prof. Soludo from that dangerous experiment of redenominating the naira and today naira has not been redenominated. My N100K in 2017 is not today worth N1 or less. I thank God and late HE Yardua for stopping Soludo.

Ghana was one of the countries that the IMF and others cancelled their debts completely unlike Nigeria that had to pay about $18 billion during the Pa Obj era yet today, Ghana is back in so much debt even more than it was before her debts were forgiven.

Between 2020 and last year, it was so bad for Ghana that they ran out of forex and had to be bailed out by IMF with $1 billion and Ghana is not yet out of the woods. Last Ghana inflation number was approximately 30% and still not abating amidst high unemployment and scarcity of goods and foods.


Their Ghana stock exchange is nothing to write home about yet this year 2022 alone, our own Nigeria Stock exchange has broken and exceeded the record it last reached before the 2018 global meltdown, printing money for local investors.
Thank God that CBN under Emefiele blocked the useless fraudulent cryto ponzi, the favorite 'food' of lazy and gullible Nigerian youths, may be by now the fraudsters behind crypto and nfts would have killed the naira and most of the "greater fool" liquidated 80K crypto millionaires would have come from Nigeria!

Ghana struggles to pay us for the energy we export to them and when we closed our border, Ghana was on her knees economically and politically while their effort at frustrating some of our nationals in Ghana also backfired.

Ghana has a bizarre and very primitive business system that forbids a foreigner from registering a business and owning a company in their small country unlike Nigeria where CAC is very liberal.
Watch how many of them will get to Nigeria now and start their own businesses yet we do not discriminate against them. Nigeria is a big brother to Ghana and we have always bailed them out.

Ghanaians are in soup but thank God they have a big brother and a second home in Nigeria. The original and current traditional landowners in their capital are ethnic Yoruba who migrated to Ghana from Ile Ife like a century ago and they have since traced back their origin to Ile Ife where Ooni assured them that they will always be welcomed back home.

So while the Yoruba in Nigeria are doing well there are things the descendants of Yoruba in Ghana are not doing well but can always rediscover and get back on their feet.

Nigeria is a safe haven for Ghanaians and Nigeria is far far ahead of Ghana.
Meanwhile,here's free book on business ideas & money sources directory for you,it's 100% free! to download, read and use https://www.nairaland.com/6666800/looking-business-ideas-money-fund. Cheers.

That redenomination policy is the reason I don't like Charles Soludo till today. I am grateful to all who made sure he did not achieve that dangerous experiment.

portablesuzy:
thanks but what is BDC and TMS . for this our country hold dollar cash myself . so how do i use it as proof of funds if the cash is with me.

You can buy USD from BDCs because the banks will not give you dollar if you apply via TMS for immigration purpose. Unless you have strong leg in the banks, you can give TMS a shot.

Save your money in USD and hold the cash yourself. DON'T BOTHER OPENING A DOLLAR ACCOUNT.

If you already have a dollar account, you can deposit over the counter but when you want to withdraw. Go to a branch that has high dollar turnover so it is easier for them to get the amount of dollar cash you need.

Bureau de change

Trade Monitoring System

portablesuzy:
Good day house please i.need and information on how to save the proof of funds in dollar acct because of all d exchange fluntuations wey dey go high high everyday make person no go spend d money finish one dey ooo. Abeg heleepiiii with advise thanks

You can buy USD from BDCs because the banks will not give you dollar if you apply via TMS for immigration purpose. Unless you have strong leg in the banks, you can give TMS a shot.

Save your money in USD and hold the cash yourself. DON'T BOTHER OPENING A DOLLAR ACCOUNT.

If you already have a dollar account, you can deposit over the counter but when you want to withdraw. Go to a branch that has high dollar turnover so it is easier for them to get the amount of dollar cash you need.

ednut1:
After pets add plants/ stones/ wild animals/ wood before you get to men

I agree with you. There's somewhere in Alberta, I think it is Jasper (not really sure). It is like a natural reserve or something.

Bottom line, any animal here can enter your house and mess with you, but you are not allowed to harm them! If you do, you will get charged.

The solution; report to local authorities and they will track the animal and send it to the wild.

Lastbornbuns:
Oga Justwise please come and sanitise this thread. See disgusting write ups people are posting about an entire gender from their own country all based on rumours and hearsay. This one pass hatespeech

You call people's life experiences rumors? There was even an ad here to show you how serious it is. I don't even want to share my experience just 2 days ago because many like you will think it is a rumor.

Allegory:
Ha, professional wailer! As if men are not on these threads also complaining of loneliness abi men have not been patronizing these ads. Why not cry for your gender first.

I am "wailing" because this is not the kind of ad I expected to see on a thread like this, or anywhere at all. It wreaks of desperation

maybet081:
how can you compare obi with buhari.
Take time please to go through obi's resume.
I assure you, your views will change.

I am comparing them because it is the same energy people used to praise Buhari that they are doing for Peter Obi.

Even GEJ, talking about GEJ had no shoes and all that jazz. Nigerian politicians are the same.

I can't wait for the disappointment you guys will experience by the end of next year.

This was the same nonsense everyone was saying about Buhari

The correct word is "It's" not "is"

Please fix your thread title

lovediehatelive:
Browsing the slot website, and noticed that no Gionee phone was listed. Anyone noticed this too

ednut1:
you are not in Canada yet so wont understand. He is talking about those older ladies who are unmarried and those who divorced for flimsy excuses in Canada. Rumour has it that (me i dont know o ) They are literally begging small boys for attention ( free sex, free food, free money) etc. the men usually go back home to pick a wife if they cant find here. However many ladies will rather die than go pick a man in Nigeria for fear of being used. Observing the drama from the side lines

When in rome be like the romans. Cats , dogs and plants are what oyinbo use for companionship. Nigerians start doing that too lmao

no be small thing

UncleJudax:
Na we the children dey Bleep dem nao.

Things just got out of hands... I no know say e bad like this

Scrap this NYSC thing, it is a waste of time and resources

Allegory:
Loneliness is still better than some kind of men out there. Whether single Nigerian women in Canada want to LovePeddler or place ads, it’s still their money and their body. Let them do their business in peace or suffer their loneliness in peace. It is still better than marrying someone you don’t like or barely know.

SlowlybtSurely:
This is all in your head! The few single ladies in my circle just want decent men and they understand that the aforementioned are just add ons. If you have a good head on your shoulders, have a plan for your future and you work hard, we all know these things are achievable in Canada. In this country, what you put in is what you get.

These women are not asking to be catered for. They are asking to be met half way by the men. What is so wrong with that? I noticed that many Naija men here have low self esteem because the ladies here seem to be doing well for themselves and are not begging you for money to buy cream as that was the bane of y'alls existence in Nigeria. Y'all are threatened by the women's successes instead of working hard to achieve yours.

Again, they've chosen to rather die single than settle for mediocre marriages. And I dare say, they have my utmost respect!

After all your epistles, the Nigerian woman in Canada will come to run ads on nairaland

Firefox01:
I was wondering when a female will come out to tackle that issue strongly. I didn't have to wait for long. I know the people I believe sha

Bro the ad I saw on this thread made me cry out. If they rather stay single and die, why come to run ads on nairaland? And some aunties here are defending it.

Well, good luck to those involved.

This is the best resolution. Both men should fix their cars

Your Almighty Buhari said there is nothing like subsidy and his sidechick called tit under recovery

Officialgarri:
Oh my God. I can feel the pain in the man's voice and it's hurting.

at the same time, I can see the genuineness in the wife's plea.

Regardless, that marriage can never be same

This is where you deploy operation forgive and forget.

Forgive the woman and forget about her

funshint:
May it happen to one of your brothers, uncle or son. Pls say Amen!

Logged in just to drop a "like"

DamnnNiggarr:
My Bossom childhood friend was financially down and needed financial assistance because his landlord was suffocating him with his constant nagging. So he contacted me as his old guy and and told me the situation on ground and requested for financial assistance from me. I didn't hesitate in sending him the money which he summed up with the one he had and cleared his house rent.

So, this afternoon, his wife texted me, and in her text, she thanked me for the assistance and requested to pay me a visit and and help me with some of my chores since my wife is in Bayelsa. From the very moment I set my eyes on that text, I haven't been myself knowing fully well that one thing may lead to another during her visit/stay.

That my guy is so dear to me and we treat each other with utmost respect so for this reason, I wouldn't like to loose that respect and trust. This woman is anticipating my response, according to her.

Please house, how do I discourage her from visiting me in my wife's absence without it looking as if I'm avoiding her? What does she want? Who has been in this type of situation and how did you resolve the issue without creating enmity?

Reading 4/5
Comprehension 0/5

Your friend's wife has shown gratitude.

The reason I took away one point from your reading score is because you did not see the part she wrote "... if you don't mind..."

You scored zero in comprehension because you think she wants to seduce you.

It is up to you to respond as you deem fit. No one is forcing herself to come to your house

HIPROFILE:
Let me say this here again.

For us to het this power thing right Nigeria has to abandon the old National grid and run a decentralized power transmission system.

What I mean by this is Power generation plants and its transmission lines should be run by States or by Regions or political zones. We have South South, South East, South West, North East, North west, North Central.
A decentralized Generation and transmission will definitely be the solution to our power problems I tell you for free.

The existing national grid is old and weak hence can not even handle much mega watt in transmission even if we keep building new plants.

It is not not old and weak. It is poorly managed

yesloaded:
Nigerian leaders are wicked

Simple thing like power stable supply does not supposed to be problem

Our neighbour (Ghana) are enjoying steady power supply

Shame on Nigerian government

Ghana is currently having power supply problems

Offpoint1:
Imagine, a 60 years+ country, not anyhow country but the richest country in Africa... Stil suffering for something as minor as electricity.


Ogun go kee any bastard wey go go vote another idiot next year.

You all keep saying this. What if the parents of these children actively campaigned for APC?