₦airaland Forum

Chai...E b like one Baddo N.lander dn use and dump dis OP...chai sorry ya...i just pray make d guy no open thread for u..

luvguy:
This has hapened 2 me on severall occasions nd i feel very uncomfortable wit it wen ever its hapens cos i knw de consequences......nairalanders make una share una xperiences oooooooo.....!!!

Wah happened to having a spare condom??
I always have a spare condom (at least 2) in case of any emergency... Ma life is more important dan punna oo...wise up

Jesusloveyou:
lalasticlala biko, buhari is working, wailers are wailing, saTANist are crying of witch hunting, nigerians are happy and hoping of greater tomorrow

U mean Nigerians are happy?? Are u serious??

Darven:
I did that to get her attention, and she knows dat.

I am not beggin for love, I am pleading for forgiveness, not because I can't go out there and get another girl but because there is something special about her that I don't see in other girls.

See mumu...so after stalking her...b cos she refused to reply ur PM..u came up here with lies....tryinna make us believe shes fake....guy ur level of self esteem is 2%...shame on u nd ur likes on NL...na guys like u dey make things difficult for some of us....Idiot...

Make Boko Haram no release new video soon oo...d truth will always come out one day sha

In Drake's voice..*i just cant explain ehhh*..

babaireti:
You are the CLUELESS and DIRECTIONLESS to have been too NAIVE to know that GEJ created this MONSTER and it is difficult for a successive performing PRESIDENT to wipe out overnight,it is going to be on a gradual process but steady pace,my dear hater:go get a BRAIN

Shai...see mumu...some pple are even dullar dan d dullard himself...i suspect u made it to Nairaland through d quota system... If nt..i knw say u no fit fill dat form

This is really not funny at all... 105 Soldiers? ..i jst hope Lai Mohammed will tell us .."this is a lie"

evlyn:
what sincerity of purpose.....we cannot commend rubbish...... go and pay your workers...or are you looking for where to get salary from for them.... as clueless as the person he is commending

APC govment hve set d pace...."talk and deny later" buh Dokpesi still dey learn work for were Buhari, Adesina nd Lie Lie Mohammed dey

MrsPhyno:
How do all these armed robbers get time to râpe. That's what I just don't understand. Even in the process of stealing and killing people they still have time for that?

RIP.

See u...5 mins is enough for dem oo...u think say raping na like real fuuuck wey una go kiss,smooch, give head or BJ??...Raping na one hand oo no delay

hmohammed:
DeathZani, better stop all dis cheap propaganda and return the billions you have stolen. Ole thief rubbish. Do you know how many lives that have been lost as a result of your kwarupt actions.

Idiot..Oil money na ur money??...Oil dey ur backyard??.... In as much as i condemn d looting...(wich is not proven yet though) there is no sense in wishing a fellow human death...

No.5 na him i dy always face ooo...and i still don't know the answer to that question.... Women na wah oo

I have lost all respect for d OP and some Igbo friends on this thread....in as much as i support D Biafra movement. Nd want N.Delta to b part of it...it dosnt make sense at dis point in time weda D Rivers ikwerre man is Ibo or not...How did Obobo/Bonny become Igbo Villages??..Saying Igbo is D majority in d N.Delta alone is a big insult...
My broda OP..threads like dis will only help d south West nd North to make jest of our Unity...we know our boundaries... Speaking d same language doesn't mean they are frm d same plc...
There are many English speaking nations...they hve never claimed to b England citizens...
We are fighting d same battle.....#peace
Proudly Ijaw..

Every one is learning fast in thia administration oo...BLAME THE NEXT MAN

Serendip:
Despite the ongoing pro-Biafran protests rocking some parts of the country, President Muhammadu Buhari on Monday said Nigerians had resolved to remain one.

He said the fact that the country witnessed a lot of internal strife and a civil war since independence and has remained united was a proof of the people’s resolve to remain one.

Buhari spoke during the launch of the 2016 Armed Forces Remembrance Day Emblem and Appeal Fund at the Council Chambers of the Presidential Villa, Abuja.

He said he was proud to address the gathering in honour of those who he said devoted their lives to the service of the country and the world at large.

The President said, “Today’s occasion reminds us of the need to appreciate the noble contributions of our fallen heroes who paid the supreme sacrifice to maintain national and international peace and security.

“Our nation has recently celebrated 55 years of political independence and continues to remain as one indivisible entity despite several grievous challenges.

“Since independence, Nigeria has witnessed a lot of internal strife, survived a civil war and has remained united.

“This feat achieved by the country is an eloquent testimony to the determination of our citizens to remain as one people.

“The sacrifices of our fallen heroes, heroines, and veterans who rose up to the security challenges cannot go un-noticed.”

While describing the current terrorism challenge as a trying time for Nigeria, Buhari described the theme of this year’s remembrance, “Motivating the Nigerian Armed Forces for Effective Service Delivery” as very apt for the current realities.

He lauded men of the nation’s armed forces for their courage and sacrifices in grappling with the wave of terrorism, oil theft​ and piracy in some parts of the country, saying they have displayed unalloyed loyalty and commitment to Nigeria.


source: http://punchng.com/nigerians-are-determined-to-remain-one-buhari/

If e no mention oil...speech never complete...One Nigeria Shiiiiit

More of d Adesinas loading.....Mumu government

Na true ooo...especially Andoni girls....dem like skin to skin like die...i con dey wonder if d condom dey worry dem...abi e no dey sweet dem like dat too...
From now hence forth..Cd or i no do oo

flyingsnail:
By Michael Eboh

The Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), Tuesday, called on Nigerians to desist from panic buying of Premium Motor Spirit (PMS), also known as fuel, stating that it has about 23 days of product supply in all its depots across the country.

Reacting to the resurgence of fuel queues in some cities across the country, the NNPC, in a statement by Mr. Ohi Alegbe, Group General Manager, Group Public Affairs Division, stated that its depots have about 927.461 million litres of PMS which is enough to serve the country for the next 23 days if no drop of the product is imported within the period.

The NNPC blamed the resurgence of queues at petrol filling stations on rumour of an impending scarcity, assuring that it has enough products to meet the demand of the country.

It also warned oil marketers not to engage in sharp practices, stating that anyone found wanting would be dealt with decisively.....


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/fuel-not-scarce-stop-panic-buying-nnpc-tells-nigerians/




LIES AND PROPAGANDA GOVERNMENT

That ur first pic look like Ada George Road for PH oo...

That ur first pic look like Ada George Road for PH oo....

Nuellah02:
Barr. Nyesom Wike has stolen my heart. Anyday,anytime..

So na wike take dat heart i dey fine since?? I hve defected to APC b cos of dis singular act of Impunity... Wike must go!!!!!...for stealing d heart dat belongeth to me..

FREEDOM4BIAFRA:
Bros, I said local refineries, the ones that civil defence have been raiding up and down. The black market guys. We can invest in them and make sure their processing becomes up to standard.

Ma broda...d dullard no get dat kind brain ooo...so far as it will benefit d south more than d north...it is no no for Buahri...

FREEDOM4BIAFRA:
Why not encourage local refineries?
Supply crude to them and let them refine.

Read b4 u comment...Refineries aint functioning any more...
We are used to difficult times like dis....we go survive...Buhari ur plan no go work..

youngice:
I tried being a bad guy, shit doesn't just suit me

Hve being a nice nd shy guy all ma life.....d truth is...girls like bad guys.....I'll remain a nice guy sha...weda gurls dem cme or go

That reply is gayish... Am suspecting u now oo..
I cover ma yanch with d blood of Jesus sha

Abi na Ibadan gurl??

I only Bleep from 16 to 19....yea..

obontami:
this thing wey op talk make me remember one big ukwu wey I been dey fccck, I dey fccck her like 3-4 times a week.

E con get one day wey I carry one calabar ashana wey I dey carry back in d days b4 I even know the big ukwu bittch, na so I follow her from down stair to up stair but unfortunately their room con go dey beside each other, as I just dey enter na ukwu I first jam, I con tell her say I dey come make I first fccck the calabar bittch, if I finish fccccking d bittch na so I go meet ukwu say oya make we enter,na she begin change am for me Ooo, I come be like why u dey jealous when be say u be ashi and other guys sef dey fccck you, the mumu keep malice with me for weeks before her head come come Down


I just dey wonder why ashi go dey jealous, when I dey see as various dick dey penetrate ur pusssy and I no talk, you wan come dey talk when me sef wan use my dick penetrate other pusssies


Na really big wa

Olosho don dey dream marriage na..u think say na childs

mazeltov:
who is an illiterate? Somebody without any school certificate(s) but understands that ''stealing is corruption or A Phd holder who thinks that stealing is not corruption or someone with all his education, couldn't differentiate between a literate and an illiterate ?


If not because Nigeria is an unfortunate country. We all know how Pdp manipulated Ekiti state's election in favour of Fayose. We all know about the soldier and the video tape. We all know that the election that brought him to power was fraudulent. We all know how Pdp used soldiers to trampled on human's right and disfranchised them. No right thinking Nigerian would forgive Pdp administration an had it been that our judiacial wings is functioning, effective and efficient - a slimeball like Fayose suppose to be chilling behind the bar now.

As far as I'll agree with u to some extent....ur allegations are baseless..if u are sure of how pdp rigged Ekiti...u cn start d legal process to remove d govnr...
My only problem with u (and most of us) is dah we see APC as d opposite of PDP...which is never true..they are all d same pple with different party slogans nd party flags...not to think of d fact that a large chunck of d APC members are former PDP "thiefs" who were part of the failed 16 years..

See man wey wan fight corruption dey lie up nd down..."scam" is too light to describe dis man himself..
Big shame

OP call it off b4 it will b too late oo...after calling it off...come nd meet me...i go call u ur (Joy) real name dnt mibd dat guy...excel na him oda banny name

Hahahha...she say she go return him money...lolz...

no try all this tricks with Ibadan girls ooo...cos non go work