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Mallamsahoo1:
274 from Kwara

Which course?

Someone cannot dial a wrong number in naija and a politician or celebrity would pick it.
Must it always be Aboki

If Tagbo fall on you, they will start shouting Davido upandown.


Idiot

adem30:
The problem we have is that we think we are the worse, not knowing we are like an angel compare to some other countries

Thank you o

People calling Nigeria a zoo, check them very well their family is related to crime.

johnsnow2016:
register

Are you an aspirant?

Mallamsahoo1:
I'm an aspirant of medicine and surgery..
Any advice?

What is your jamb score? And from which tribe?

And so people will come here calling Nigeria a zoo, what will you call India? Museum? Or Amusement park?

Yeye fifu

I am a student of the most peaceful university in Nigeria Usman Danfodiyo University Sokoto. Ask any question about the school and I will answer best to my knowledge.

Thanks

izzou:
The rich never quarrel with each other

They may compete, but it shouldn't be taken as a fight between them

But their supporters would never learn. Instead, na to dey battle online with their keypads as their sword

How to start a fight nowadays

Just say Messi is better than Ronaldo

OZAOEKPE:
I go where jubril go now I'm coming back

Have you taken from what belong to everybody but to nobody?

Generalkaycee:
I HATE BUHARI

So We should go and be coming? Mtcheew...

OZAOEKPE:
Good morning TURKISH TIME

You dey ughelli, you dey shout Turkish time for here. Go sit down jo

Too early to read long post, can someone summarize?

Àárọ̀ lọ jà

Usman Danfodiyo University Sokoto (UDUSOK) has disclosed that it will not be conducting Post-UTME aptitude test for candidates who have applied for the 2017/2018 admission through JAMB UTME.



This was contained in an information received from the Director Registration and Examination Dr Ibrahim Magawata.



All candidates who scored 180 and above in their JAMB, and choose Usmanu danfodiyouniversity Sokoto as their first choice are hereby informed that the POST UTME Examination will not hold.

pabostt:
Register in the early hours of the day, around 2 am - 5 am with either google chrome or UC browser. The link again: https://scholarships.totalcsredu.com/log-in/

Thanks

demo4show:
NNPC/TOTAL 2017/2018 scholarship for Nigerian Undergraduates

Annually, Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), and Total Upstream Companies in Nigeria (TUCN): Total Exploration & Production Nigeria Limited (Total E&P Nig Ltd) and Total Upstream Nigeria Limited (TUPNI), together with their venture partners, award scholarships to deserving Nigerian students in the tertiary institutions in the country.

GENERAL INFORMATION:
Application Forms are available Click here to apply and must be completed online. Applications will close on October 31, 2017. Selection tests will hold on December 2, 2017 at designated centers nationwide which will be communicated to shortlisted candidates only. Candidates will fully bear the cost transportation to test venue as no reimbursement shall be made.

Candidates are therefore advised to choose a test center closest to them.

Eligibility



Be a Registered FULL TIME undergraduate in a recognized Nigerian University
Be a certified 100 or 200 level student at the time of application
Show proof of SSCE or Equivalent Certificate.
Show proof of the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examinations (UTME) score.
Show proof of Admission letter from the University and Matriculation Number
Show proof of A-level or Equivalent Certificate (for direct entry students)
PLEASE NOTE:

Students with less than 200 score in UTME need not apply
Students with less than 2.50 CGPA of 5-point scale, or equivalent
300 level students and above need not apply
Current beneficiaries of similar awards from the oil industry need not apply.
How to apply

Personal Information: Enter your name, date of birth and permanent home address Upload your recent passport photograph.

Contact Information: Enter your email and mobile phone information. Only use an active email and mobile phone number.

Origin: Enter your state and local government of origin data. You are required to upload a certificate or proof of origin from your local government or state.

University Information: Select your university, course and year of study. You will be required to upload your JAMB/University admission letter.

Result Information: Input your JAMB score or CPGA. You are required to upload your JAMB statement of result and university CPGA. For year two medical students, your JAMB score suffices.

Review Application: Review your application ensure all fields have been correctly entered.

Upload all the documents required:
Recent Passport Photograph
Certificate or Proof of Origin
Senior Secondary Certificate of Education (SSCE)
UTME result
JAMB/University Admission Letter
1st Year Result showing CGPA

Conclusion: Attest that all info given is true. Accept terms and condition. On screen alert will confirm that you have successfully completed the application. You will receive an email to confirm this too.


Condition of award

The CSR-Education Department, TUCN implements the National Merit Scholarship program in line with approved Procedure
The National Merit Scholarship Award Scheme is an educational assistance for undergraduate students in recognized Nigeria universities
All matriculated undergraduate regular students in their first or second year of study in recognized Nigerian universities are eligible to apply for the scholarship tests
All candidates must supply their matriculation numbers and other relevant information from their Universities to be eligible for the award
No scholarship is awarded to students on part time/sandwich programs
The award is made to only those who are not holding similar scholarships from the industry
The award is based on the result of a selection test to be administered by a National Examination body (WAEC or its equivalent)
The award is effective for the current session of award but renewable for the remaining duration of the students’ program
The award is only renewable upon the presentation of academic performance of a CGPA of not less than

http://servantboy.com/2017/10/09/nnpc-total-2017-2018-scholarship-for-nigerian-undergraduates/

The Scholarship site is not going on my phone, is it general? Have registered but I haven't uploaded my credentials, so I tried open it again with the link sent to my phone but the site is not going. Please help

ololadeajayi:
Total Upstream Nigeria Limited (TUPNI) - Annually, Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), and Total Upstream Companies in Nigeria (TUCN): Total Exploration & Production Nigeria Limited (Total E&P Nig Ltd) and Total Upstream Nigeria Limited (TUPNI), together with their venture partners, award scholarships to deserving Nigerian students in the tertiary institutions in the country.

Total Upstream Nigeria Limited (TUPNI) Operators of OML 130, in pursuance of its Corporate Social Responsibility, invites applications from suitably qualified Nigerians for:

Title: 2017/2018 NNPC/Total National Merit Scholarship Scheme

Description: The programme is aimed at promoting academic excellence and quality manpower development in the Country. This is one of the many ways TOTAL demonstrates its commitment to the educational development of Nigerian students. It is a part of NNPC/TOTAL’s rich Corporate Social Responsibility.

This scholarship scheme has been successfully carried out over the years. The 2017/2018 is due and this web portal is dedicated to receiving applications from eligible Nigerian undergraduates.

Eligibility
To qualify for consideration, the applicant MUST:
Be a Registered FULL TIME undergraduate in a recognized Nigerian University
Be a certified 100 or 200 level student at the time of application
Show proof of SSCE or Equivalent Certificate.
Show proof of the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examinations (UTME) score.
Show proof of Admission letter from the University and Matriculation Number
Show proof of A-level or Equivalent Certificate (for direct entry students)

Please Note:
Students with less than 200 score in UTME need not apply
Students with less than 2.50 CGPA of 5-point scale, or equivalent
300 level students and above need not apply
Current beneficiaries of similar awards from the oil industry need not apply.

Application Closing Date
31st October, 2017.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should:
Click Here to Start Application

Application Steps
Personal Information: Enter your name, date of birth and permanent home address Upload your recent passport photograph.
Contact Information: Enter your email and mobile phone information. Only use an active email and mobile phone number.
Origin: Enter your state and local government of origin data. You are required to upload a certificate or proof of origin from your local government or state.
University Information: Select your university, course and year of study. You will be required to upload your JAMB/University admission letter.
Result Information: Input your JAMB score or CPGA. You are required to upload your JAMB statement of result and university CPGA. For year two medical students, your JAMB score suffices.
Review Application: Review your application ensure all fields have been correctly entered. Upload all the documents required:
Recent Passport Photograph
Certificate or Proof of Origin
Senior Secondary Certificate of Education (SSCE)
UTME result
JAMB/University Admission Letter
1st Year Result showing CGPA
Conclusion: Attest that all info given is true. Accept terms and condition. On screen alert will confirm that you have successfully completed the application. You will receive an email to confirm this too.
General Information
Selection tests will hold on December 2, 2017 at designated centers nationwide which will be communicated to shortlisted candidates only.
Candidates will fully bear the cost transportation to test venue as no reimbursement shall be made.
Candidates are therefore advised to choose a test center closest to them.


Source: http://www.dailyjobweb.com.ng/2017/10/nnpctotal-national-merit-scholarship.html

cc: Uboma
cc: Davide470

The Scholarship site is not going on my phone, is it general? Have registered but I haven't uploaded my credentials, so I tried open it again with the link sent to my phone but the site is not going. Please help

Abiee:
About The Scholarship Total Scholarship Award:

Total Upstream Nigeria Limited (TUPNI), in pursuance of its Corporate Social Responsibility, invites applications from suitably qualified Nigerians for the 2017/2018 National Merit Scholarship.

Annually, Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), and Total Upstream Companies in Nigeria (TUCN): Total Exploration & Production Nigeria Limited (Total E&P Nig Ltd) and Total Upstream Nigeria Limited (TUPNI), together with their venture partners, award scholarships to deserving Nigerian students in the tertiary institutions in the country.

The programme is aimed at promoting academic excellence and quality manpower development in the Country. This is one of the many ways TOTAL demonstrates its commitment to the educational development of Nigerian students. It is a part of NNPC/TOTAL’s rich Corporate Social Responsibility.

This scholarship scheme has been successfully carried out over the years. The 2017/2018 is due and this web portal is dedicated to receiving applications from eligible Nigerian undergraduates.

GENERAL INFORMATION:
Application Forms are available here and must be completed online.
Applications will close on October 31, 2017.
Selection tests will hold on December 2, 2017 at designated centers nationwide which will be communicated to shortlisted candidates only. Candidates will fully bear the cost transportation to test venue as no reimbursement shall be made.

Eligibility

To qualify for consideration, the applicant MUST:

Be a Registered FULL TIME undergraduate in a recognized Nigerian University
Be a certified 100 or 200 level student at the time of application
Show proof of SSCE or Equivalent Certificate.
Show proof of the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examinations (UTME) score.
Show proof of Admission letter from the University and Matriculation Number
Show proof of A-level or Equivalent Certificate (for direct entry students)

PLEASE NOTE:

Students with less than ............


SEE HOW TO APPLY AND READ MORE
HERE ;:;
http://www.eduandgist.com/2017/10/10/total-scholarship-application-20172018/

The Scholarship site is not going on my phone, is it general?

Sanemind:
am having issues uploading my documents

The site is not going on my phone again, is it general?

BalardLee88:
What's crappy about this? Get a life and stop hating.

Gerarahere

NwaAmaikpe:


How is that an achievement.

Graduating from Medicine at 28years?
Nonsense.
Enough of all these medicority


My cousin did her housemanship at 23.
And she graduated with distinction too....
No hype, no noise. Just silently challenging the norm.

Na ur type they will ask to spell cucumber and you will say "0 c l l b a"

So we should go and fry pineapple?




Too early for this crap please.

10 COMMUNICATION TIPS FOR COUPLES
A lot of times, couples get pissed off with each other by the way they respond to spoken words " Hmmmm Naija Couples". We can do better if we learn response in the affirmative and not in the combative. Read the following:

1. Statement: I'm really hungry.
- Wrong response: Even I myself have not eaten since morning.
- Right response: Oh sorry, let's see if there's something you can manage for now.

2. Statement: Why don't you try this option?
- Wrong response: Why is it that you always find fault with what I do?
- Right response: Well, I've tried this before and I think it will work. If not, I'll try that.

3. Statement: I want more food.
- Wrong response: Ha-ha, rice has finished, garri has finished, and ingredients are almost finished, and there's no sign of salary yet.
- Right response: Sorry, please manage that for now; I'll find some snacks for you later.

4. Statement: I can't finish this food.
- Wrong response: Ha-ha, things are expensive o; and you can't be wasting food like this. You will eat it tomorrow!
- Right response: Should I keep the rest for you, or give it out?

5. Statement: I got wounded in kitchen.
- Wrong response: I've told you to always be careful with the knife.
- Right response: Oh sorry, let me have a look. You need to be more careful next time.

6. Statement: Are you okay; is anything the matter with you?
- Wrong response: Can't you see yourself; what kind of question is that?
- Right response: I'm not feeling fine; I think I need some attention.

7. Statement: I'll like to eat corn flakes.
- Wrong response: No way! It's for the children; and that's for one month! Take garri if you are hungry.
- Right response: Okay, you can eat a little. I trust you'll give us money to stock another.

8. Statement: Haven't you finished what you are doing?
- Wrong response: You are seated there doing nothing and you are asking if I've not finished!
- Right response: It will still take a while; can you please lend me a hand?

9. Statement: I bought this on my way; I thought it will be useful.
- Wrong response: How much did you buy it? What! That's too expensive - wọ́n ti gbá ẹ!
- Right response: Thank you; it will indeed be useful. Thanks for the surprise.

10. Statement: Handle that thing carefully please.
- Wrong response: Am I that daft? You will just be instructing me as if I don't have any sense.
- Right response: Yes dear, I will.

Soft Answer turneth away wrath

Legislative Responsibility Vs Legislative Rascality.

Pic above is Hon Femi Gbajabiamila impacting knowledge to students of his constituency while that below is Sen. Dino Melaye philandering in costumes of children and adults doing showmanship......

Different strokes for different folks.....yea yea

chinedubrazil:
lol, so before u ventured into programming you didn't know that it is all about MATHEMATICS?

My worst course in 100L
But, do we implement this algorithms of a thing to program?

Isiboy:
change d charging port or beta still change d entire panel dat houses the port

I was unable to receive calls with my Infinix Hot Note but the sim receive calls when I inserted it in another phone.
Meanwhile, I updated it last night and the phone crossed the sim so I did factory reset which the phone showed sim but unable to receive calls.

Please help

horllamy:
I think ur phone charging pot has issue

The same with another phone

My Infinix Hot is not displaying sim card, it crossed the sim card at the notification bar after I updated it. What can I do?
Very urgent plsss...

skydancer:
Just post any problems you are having with your pc here. The more software related, the better.

If you're having virus, worms or any other malware problems. Try scanning your PC with RoboSAM first.

Edit:
Sometimes, I may reply to your post but the spam bot will hide it, if it happens that others here cannot solve your problem, you can contact me by mail at relaxtuners at gmail dot com.

Good Luck

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Phones was unable to connect to my pc using USB cable. And I have tried many USB cables and phone, what can I do please??

That is how some people are eating their mansion everyday