This stupvid gurls own was like.....'it was in secondary sch, some cult girls forced her to cultism and raped her with 'dido'.....since then av been addicted to 'dido' to the extent that I don't like di*k again' .....I only love dido.....madness.

Story 4 d dogs

Less than 1month old tecno l8 for sale.....contact me on 09020520810.....lasgidi

By their faces you shall know them

Am a big fan of automobiles,but concerning this. It's G-63 all the way exquisite ride...

Hmmmmm 23

Economy class?......why naa?

Baba,make I no lie u, u go stee spend pass dat 1 cos morni 4 adhesive(glue) no dey dhr.....#fact

Please elp us tell dem....we really want to resume

Papilo has always been making us proud.

Serious end time things, May God help us

Looks photoshopped

Looking very responsible....bt boda D'banj it will only be more responsible if ur married an with kids sef!

Let's see her face now

Biko, is this how to spell "litter"....please.....nd som1 moved it to FP without editing ...it's "litre" o

Kill dem all...nd cut dia di*ks....lemme see wat dey wud use to kpan*sh their 7 virgins....

cool rides. i love autos!

TosynedDAH boss>>>>>>Mr 10things.....never cease to amaze me

Another name for "tonto" on NL is "frontpage"

He try

Lool....all ds name checkers sha.....bt iz nt dia fault now.....the flying sch is only situated in the north.......why didn't u tell ur father(GEJ) b4 he left power to build 1 in ur land for u.....[img][/img]

Enh enh...this 1 dey ook...bt wats d lasp price?

The person wey go buy this 'thing' for 780k enh? ......baba 400k last!

Lord please make my own space. Am coming very soon....#coolpix

May God bless all the ministers who are TRULY doing his work and will.

Abeg I dey confused o.....who b solomon?....who be the classm8?

i think have seen this post somwhere

i cannot even connote 1 single sense in what you have written........i believe you need to reconstruct ur post again

enh talk your own now

Datwarrigal:


Na lie

Like I said in the other thread, I would be discussing and highlighting elaborately on this topic, so sit, relax, your popcorn beside you…read and enjoy!
This post is inspired by the following………….personal experiences with ladies, friend’s experience, “ex-“experience, and other social interactions. Without wasting much time lets fire on;


1.) INSECURITY: This is a very very common trait in ladies that’s why its gonna be on the top of my list. most ladies are insecure, don’t trust themselves and don’t know who they can trust , that’s why you can’t find them running their mouths after getting laid, to the extent that they don’t discuss with their so called “bestfriends” whether they enjoyed the sex or not. (Lol! We already know then answer).



2.) THEY DON’T LIKE SHARING: Most ladies cannot tell or discuss with their friends how they had a great sexual experience with their FWB(friend with benefits), sugar-daddies, aristos, etc so that their friends don’t go behind them to enjoy what they are obviously enjoying. Ofcourse if Dayo has just enjoyed a great sex with her FWB, she would not want to discuss with her friend’s the new tips and styles she has recently discovered, even if u would hear them “mistakenly” talking about it. You’d be hearing stuvs like…..”its not me o ….i only watched it in a movie”…..meanwhile they where the one playing the lead character in their so called “movie”



3.) THE NATURAL OCCURRENCE: In this part of our world it is a non-argueable fact that more often than not, its quite normal for ladies to avoid discussing sexual matters, why because its just part and parcel of them. Most times its traditionally, culturally and not normal for 2-3 girls to start discussing how big vizkiz di*k was the last time he made out with them. Of course to every rule there is, and would always be an exception, because of this you would still find some girls discussing about s*x, Its only normal for them cos its either they are olosho, aristo, or some craxy azz bit*h*s.




4.) THEY ARE SOMETIMES VICTIMIZED: I have come to realize this over my sojourn in the sexual world, the few girls that get to discuss about their various sexual experiences often use it against themselves when they fight, quarrel, or have issues. You would hear them cursing themselves on how they have fu*ked every big black dick in their department or faculty(sweet moment!) they are naturally sly’s. Once they have issues, they start shouting on themselves and letting their various(little or big) secrets out of the bag. Ofcourse you would never find a guy cursing his fellow guy about sex . Unless only if the guy has fuked his wife or GF ……….its simply a fact!




5.) THEY SEE IT AS AN “AWKWARD” STUFF: Most girls keep their sexual escapades at a deep corner of their heart as their big or deepest secret, this happens mostly to guys that they are not dating or have any legal relationship with. They really see discussion of sex as an extremely awkward stuff which should be kept aside, undiscussed and restricted in the darkest part of their hearts…….lol! even if you don’t discuss it amongst yourself we already know you did it….issokay!




6.) THEY SIMPLY DON’T HAVE TIME FOR IT: A lot of ladies generally don’t discuss sex simply because they don’t have time for it, instead they prefer to engage themselves in either following linda ikeji’s blog, nairaland, facebook, IG, and the likes.




7.) SOME FEEL IT SHOULD NOT BE DISCUSSED: Ladies in this part of our world never see the discussion of “after-sex” as a necessity or importance, they feel its their private life. Though some of them may have sexual problems which needs to be attended to urgently, they wouldn’t still discuss, they totally forget that a problem shared is a problem solved. Even with their peers they still keep that aspect of them unattended to.




8.) SOME OF THEM HAVE HAD VERY NASTY EXPERIENCE IN THE PAST: Its sometimes very, and so unfortunate when you finally manage to get a girl to talk about her sexual life and you find out that it has been a total disgusting experience for her, due to the fact that her first sexual experience was by rape or coercion. You get to find out that some girls boyfriends rape them or force them without their adequate permission,(ofcourse it should not be done this way, as sex should be a mutual agreement between 2 adults) due to this displeasing experience they don’t want to discuss anything that has to do with sex. Whenever the discussion of sex is brought up just count them out of it!





9.) THEY CAN ALWAYS “KISS AND NOT-TELL”: Unlike we guys that would always want to kiss and tell . Some girls can be very good at keeping secrets, they can sleep with over 5guys and none of their other girlfriends would know. These kind of girls are highly secretive to the extent that to get things out of them is harder than a camel passing through the eye of a needle.




10.) OK! Feel free to add yours …..most especially girls in the building …..

Critics are also allowed …….
LALA LALA LALA……OYA…….LETS DO THIS AGAIN…….promise land as usual....

ook now the owner has arrived.......its pure fact ooo

This post is gonna be in 2 folds; that is, “The 10 reasons why guys cannot keep their mouth shut after getting laid”
and the opposite, which is “10 reasons why girls can ALWAYS keep their mouth shut after getting laid”, the second fold would come in a new thread on a later date which would not take too long sha….. know you guys would be eager to read it so ANTICIPATE in advance……
The post is inspired by the following; absolute-natural-occurrences, personal-experiences ,facts, and finally last but not the least the king, master and frequent user of the phrase “10 things” that I know ere on NL ie tosyne2much, I like calling him “Mr 10 things” ( Mr 10T’s 4 short). Shout out to vikiz, wrist-bangle, tight pucci, lala and other bombing guys that are really making nairaland 2 be a bubbling arena. Without wasting much time beating about the bush, lets start, straight up……

1.) SOME GIRLS PLAY REALLY HARD: After spending much of our savings, little earnings from NB and bet9ja, pocket-money on Brazilian-hair, recharge cards, chicken-rebublic takeaway, sharwarma, ice-cream, trips and expensive dates some girls still do “strong-head” and vehemently refuse our love advances and approaches towards them, when they hear us asking them to be our girlfriend, that’s when you would be hearing somethn like; “L-beans pls leave that aside, we would talk about it later”……mtchwww…. like sey person won build mansion for friendzone….. when the guy finally gets into her kitty.k he would not hesitate in any opportunity given to him and those not given to gist his guys, peepz nd even some of his female friends how he finally devoured and smashed the hell out of that kitty punny.

2.) SWEETNESS: no1 including I would disagree with the fact that sex is sweet, but some kind of sex can’t just keep a guy’s mouth shut most especially when the girl involved is still tight and blessed with a toolzcossy figure, most guys usually cannot wait to tell any1 that cares to listen about their unforgettable sexual experience with the said girl.


3.) BOREDOM: It is normally said that where 2-3 guys are seated together girls are involved, yes! That’s quite true and let me add this to that popular adage, they are not only talking about girls but are also discussing and dissecting their sexual experience with their female counterparts, teachers, lecturers, aristos, and FWB’s, most times, when they are just bored is the best opportunity to gist about their sexual adventures with the opposite sex.


4.) SOME GUYS ARE JUST IMMATURE: This would not be complete if I don’t mention this point, Though some guys see this as a normal stuff , it’s simply immature to start saying up and down to any1 who cares to listen how you fu*ked your principal/VC’s daughter or your head girl. To all those girls out there that think its’s only her and her FWB that knows or believe that’s had sex, BIG SHOUT AWT to you…. You know why? Am happy to tell you that once you’ve slept with a guy another 5 guys are aware of it, those 5 guys av informed another set of 6 guys, see as the number keeps multiplying……. You know, its really a small world… continue shaking ur yanshe dhr…. We already no ur lil secret!.


5.) PLEASURE SAKES: Most guys derive pleasure in gisting about their sexual escapades …. Don’t blame them, they just wanna have fun with their cliques or gang of friends and listen to various experiences, Of course if Hot-pucci, vikiz, Lbeans, tosyne2much, wrist-bangle and 2 of his brothers from another mother are gathered around a table with few drinks and gisting about their sexual adventures it would definitely be a pleasurable and interesting gist that you sef go won join us…… lol!


6.) COMPETITION: After chopping small raba from Bet9ja, Nairabet, baba-ijebu, and the likes, they still wantu chop their friends money, so they place bets with one or 2 of their also promiscuous paddy’s to sleep with a popular campus babe that’s always claiming “stubborn”. After doing this successfully they derive so much joy in giving back-2-back stories on how they finally murdered the “stubborn-girl’s” pucci, they even atimes go as far as recording how the sex went with the girl to prove and show their friends to watch. Don’t know why ooooo……. But if me sef see video I go watch ooo……4get!


7.) PRIDE: some guys are just too proud…. A conversation ensued between 2 good friends named legundarybeans and tosyne2much after a sundae service:
L-beans: Mr 10 T’s ao far now?
Tosyne2much: I dey o, how ur side?
L-beans: (smiling sheepishly) omo I just dey jubilate since the day b4 ystd.
Tosyne2much: (extremely inquisitive) eeh eeh, ao far now? Wetin won cause that one naw?, why you dey happy like that? wetin cause d jubilation?
L-beans: Omo shey you sabi that VP of chemistry dept?
Tosyne2much: Guy c’mon! yes now! Diekara? Who no go sabi that girl wey get calabash yanshe and aunty cossy’s boobz
L-beans: enh enh na that girl, yes! Na she! You sabi ham…… omo I just kpansh her some 2 days ago o, I just dey happy cos according to my findings na me be the 1st person wey go reach there for the whole of MCB dept, nd yu know as we plenty reach nw?…. na since Friday I just dey happy na why me just dey jubilate up and down ooo…
Tosyne2much: (kneels down and begins to hail) eeeh L-B BABA, I juba 4 you! Eeeh! I troway salute! Eeeh na you get mouth pass! Eeeh! Baddest!) ...…….I get like 3 of my guys wey bin don try that babe parole… omo she no gree for them o, omo na you o!
L-beans: (feeling himself; …for hin dirty mind, hin dey feel absolutely proud like sey hin jus travel 2 more than 10 countries in the last 11 months like pa buhari, still feeling proud sey tosyne dey hail ham …like sey hin just win $1m)
Abeg leave that thing jorh tosyne, na small thing, I still get some other targets, that one don go already…..
(light fades… curtin drops)

8.) ACCOMPLISHMENT AND JOY: Since most guys feel accomplished and have derived lots of joy in dissecting their “longthroated 4” punnani, they simply can’t wait to give unending gist to any1 that cares to listen, atimes their children yes! Av seen this times without numba(4 highly promiscuous Dads) their high sch and college adventures on how they f**kd over 100 girls in their youth age…..like sey them dey give gold medal for ham…lol!


9.) TARGET AND BOASTFUL ATTITUDE: some guys go as far as setting targets for the number of kitty.k they plan on hitting within a certain period of time. Well at this point I must say this little bit of truth, am very guilty of this and I usually make sure I set nd hit my target b4 the end of each semester!
Boasting; Though am NOT guilty of this, some guys are extremely boastful and cannot close that mouth of theirs in bragging to their friends and peers on how they bleeped a girl and went 8 consecutive rounds, when we all know that they cannot last more than 1½ rounds……… that’s how flexy(nt real name sha) was telling us how he bleeped a girl for 3 hours 45mins, chai baba you dey lie!, I screamed!, Not until I frustrated him to say the real truth b4 he now reduced it and said it was only for 2hrs 45mins ….lol! why would I want to believe that, 2hrs 45 gini? Ahn ahn how come? ….. when no be sey you won go buy PMS for TOTAL during scarcity or subsidy period.


10.) PEER PRESSURE: Lots of guys have been respondn positively to peer pressure since time immemorial, quite often than not, whenever they are with their friends gisting and their friends are giving gist of how they went to bang a girl in ABATI barracks and other sexual escapades , they keep mute and look like babies that are still in incubator all because they don’t have any gist to drop or share, but as soon as they manage nd struggle to get 1 kitty puna , the victim would be more popular than Christiana amanpour for that period of time cos they won’t cease to stop telling any1 that cares to listen about how they smashed the putty.
(written from a virgin mind)……..

Aaaah! I must surely not forget not to stop at this point , though the list is endless, I just have to drop my pen ere, do not feel less to drop your own points, feel free cos it’s a freeworld…….oops! my saloon name…..lol! bye for now guys…. Special shout awt to all NL’s don’t forget to ANTICIPATE the opposite thread, its coming your way soon…. “10 reasons why girls can always shut their mouth after their sexual escapades” WATCH OUT!