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Please nobody should type " Like for Ronaldo, Share for Messi".. please I'm tired

I do remember this TV, I bought 2 last week and placed them in the dog's house.. The dogs loved it alot...

Lie now that it's ordinary conversation that you started??

Almost three times Davido's net worth... Okay.
Someone will soon come and say "Like for Messi, Share for Ronaldo"... Nairalanders

What really do we need this information for??

He didn't just win that award in Nigeria alone but also the world at large... He is going places literally

Just to trend, them no see all them cobra and black mamba to pose with??

Simple science... Nothing to see here

Waiting for "IamD18" to jump on this thread.

Thought i read "Oh Relax, you're the one that's married to me, the others are just side chicks for f*cks only".. ..
I'm only joking oo

I saw 9 post and rushed into the thread to read meaningful comments from great minds... Well, y'all could guess what i read instead.

These women think we're all rapist and pedophiles oo.. If we call all them lot prostitute and runs girls now, they will be shouting "stereotype"..
Not all men are pedophiles and rapist.
See me that be selecting babes like beans

PhenomenalMorgan:
The way white people auction things at super high prices marvels me, put that letter for auction in Nigeria and see if they will price it up to 200k!!

200k ke?, so i should carry my 200k and buy letter?.. Even if i win lotto.
TAA!!!, i better use am place multiple bet of 5000 odd.

Boxer that is ordinary 800, that now classify a guy as broke or not?... Is it that the boys you talk about are too lazy and can't wash or what?.. Abeg, is that one broke or just sheer laziness?

Only three girls?? That mouth tho...

Dry clap back, she that has brain could only come up with such an outdated clap back...
And i'm still a fan oo

See long post that i'm supposed to read, God forbid... Let me come and be going because someone will still come and quote this short novel.

Someone is still asking "how many we recorded under Jonathan" Na competition?
So Jubril only want to dominate Jonathan in everything including dead body count? Jonathan counted let's say 10k, so Jubril must count 50k?... Forget politics when dealing with matters like this please.
APC and shifting away from confrontation, they accused them of impersonation, they were talkin cloning... Now 20k body count and someone is talking about Jonathan.

*Someone will soon come to ask for pictures of the 400l student impregnating the VC's wife.
*Someone will soon come to blame Buhari.
*Someone will soon come to ask for assistance to settle bill or buy foodstuff.
I'm waiting... I trust nairaland

OP, So you expect someone to read this novel of yours? Even if i have all the time.
Is it just me? Or the man's bald head is receeding farther than Nigeria's economy.

The way the law will be shouting you'll think it's something that 50 million can't solve... Let us watch and see, No be Naija again?

Let Jubrin deform his own ear nah, abi the imposing fee no cover that part of the agreement... Me i'm tired of this argument oo.

cowgirl9090:
haba! just admit your mistake. That statement is not even anything near to being called a joke.
may be been a sadist has made you loose your sense of humour.

*maybe being a sadist has made you lose your sense of humour*...
FYI, I'm not a sadist... Where's my shoe?, let me 'come and be going'

CuddleBear:
That's a guy ode

lwkmd... You're not serious.

CuddleBear:
That's a guy ode

Three minutes, that's how long it took me to understand your text.. "That's a guy, Ode".. Guessing that's what you meant.
About your quote.. I Knew that already, I shouldn't be held responsible if someone didn't understand a joke.

Girls these days are really bold and rude online and always feeling entittled to someone else's money... Did i say Girls? Sorry, i meant Beggars.

I know you're lying, but continue... All na campaign

If someone has to fall, let it be the man.. Protective instincts

RIP in advance.

And i had to read this, why?