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That's why I love myself... As soon as I spot the mom carrying the broom towards the room... I'll just excuse myself and go wait outside.. it's better than having to choose between lifting my legs up and trying to take the broom from her... What kind of crossroad is that one??
I put it to you that any decision she takes in this scenario will not end well, either she's a pretender or has no home training, no other options...
Why sweep when you have a visitor?? You want to test person?? I be soup abi na exam I come write..

It's funny how she's comparing policemen and criminals.... If someone rapes you, then that person is a bad person and deserve whatever the law dishes out, he never raped you because he was trying to correct your dressing, he raped you because he's a monster.. that's all.
As men, our phones and other valuables are being stolen, sometimes we get raped 'gay' and otherwise and people say it's because of being in the wrong place and time, we understand this and just know that whoever does a bad thing is a bad person..
When a policeman slaps you because he doesn't like the way you look, this becomes a course for concern.. Because these are officers that are being branded as good people.. Unless she can tell all SARS officers to rape any lady that dresses provocatively, then she doesn't have a point....
If a cultist slaps me because of my haircut, then I take it and not complain but understand that he's just a bad person.. So, nobody should compare what SARS does and what criminals do..

Let her come and explain to one of my coursemates why his parents had to spend #50,000 for bail charges just because he was returning home from school and passed through where they were conducting a mass arrest? PS: He dresses normally.. OR feel my friend's brother in on why he had to see a police cell and pay #20,000 because he was registering SIM cards for people with a laptop that has GLO boldly written on it... And you say it isn't for the money..

In Nigeria, apparently having a good dress sense and any affinity to looking good is a criminal offense.. And I've come to realize this..

Okay

TMemos:
Confusion.

They want a man to provide for them like in the days of old.

Yet they want to be part of the man's decision making unlike in the days of old.

They want feminist rights unlike in the days of old.

They want monogamy unlike in the days of old.

Choose one nah.

Na real confusion for these women o

You claim to be equal to men.

Yet you want him to spend on you.
From courtship to bride price to marriage.

Na real confusion.


Some of these ladies, even after spending on them, won't even change ordinary bedsheet or wash a single plate.

Na confusion.

You want a man to share chores with you, to show love.

But you don't want to share expenses with him, to show love.

Na real confusion

confused folks

TMemos:
Confusion.

They want a man to provide for them like in the days of old.

Yet they want to be part of the man's decision making unlike in the days of old.

They want feminist rights unlike in the days of old.

They want monogamy unlike in the days of old.

Choose one nah.

Na real confusion for these women o

You claim to be equal to men.

Yet you want him to spend on you.
From courtship to bride price to marriage.

Na real confusion.


Some of these ladies, even after spending on them, won't even change ordinary bedsheet or wash a single plate.

Na confusion.

You want a man to share chores with you, to show love.

But you don't want to share expenses with him, to show love.

Na real confusion

Confused, I tell you

LesbianBoy:
In the past, I would have insulted this lady but I know better now.

Notice how she said if a man won't give her money he should go. Do you know why she said that? Because she knows that if one goes another nigerian maga will spend on her. I don't blame her sha. Nigerian guys dey fvck up....Seriously!

In fact, i now HATE my fellow Nigerian guys with passion!

Apart from the few sensible one, I spit on the majority of Nigerian guys out there! Magas!

Even here on nairaland, just watch how guys on here will start insulting her. Calling her olosho or gold digger etc. But don't be deceived! They are only insulting her because THEY ARE BROKE. Let ordinary N100k enter their hand, you will be surprised how they will even be the one pursing girls up and down and be the one to give them their money even if the ladies didn't ask.

If all or majority of Nigerian guys were like me, Nigerian ladies will have no choice but to respect us and stop seeing us as magas!

Imagine a country where every man had your mentality... This girls for don get sense by now..

What should I click if I just want Buhari out??

On a scale of 1 to 10, how fake is this??


Scale broken

What do you want to use the information for?.. If comments reveal the answer to you, what will happen?... You just woke up and came up with this shit?, does this look like a comedy club to you?...
Stupid ones will come and encourage this evil..

I can't blame them, 9 months in the womb without any girl to play with isn't fun.. Me seeing them in their mothers womb doing gay stuff..

You've been meeting the wrong girls.. Trust me

Forget ¶ss and b**bs, she's damn ugly... Who am I kidding. She's ugly even with them ¶ss and b**bs..

Are you feeling alright??

Satan was not the only Angel who believed that humans should worship Angels instead.

I'm not commenting out of love, it's called frustration..

So you mean that after graduation, I will now have the power to start harrasing, molesting and oppressing innocent civilians??

Something smell fishy... Not sure if it's tilapia or sardine.... but fishy

So i should read this long rubbish because??...

Me sef I need Benz oo... Anybody??.

He was promised shaa.. if not, the kind yab I plan to give am eeh

Pisshur or ...

Must this make frontpage everytime? Nairaland should not make me angry this evening abeg... I'm enjoying my Christmas in peace..

I see kids growing up with an intense hate for Santa claus

I saw 200 and wanted to scream "Jeez A whooping 200k!" Then I saw the naira at the end.... wow
If I were the owner of the money and didn't have money to give him as at that time... I'll have to owe him 20k... He has earned it.

Another scheme to tarnish Christainity...

No need commenting, this shitty thread isn't gonna reach front page

So why is the guy covering his chest... See Nairaland should not make me angry this evening oo.

I heard that "people who stereotype and indulge in tribalism" don't have sense..

It's crystal clear that he was talking about the real Buhari in that statement and not Jubril the impersonator... Did you even get to read what you typed?? For crying out loud, he used the word "was"...