₦airaland Forum

Americans learn hypnosis and create a tv show, Nigerians learn hypnosis and become fraudsters...
Word of mouth, if you must talk to strangers, try not to agree in anyway about what they are saying just have an open mind and don't allow the convo to exceed 30 seconds, because apparently that's the average amount of time needed for an effective. hypnotisation.

DuBLINGreenb:
Another reason not to go to school

Nigerian useless schools

NoTricks:
The man ignored her request not to tell the police
Did she expect anything different ?

Motherf*ucker thought that the phrase "love conquers all" applies in every situation..

Officialkerr:
Good day all,
Am a student of Rivers state University.. Please i need your avail help financially, I'm in level 100 and am yet to pay my school fees for level 100 and the closing date is on the 15th of June am expected to pay the sum of 46,500.. Please can you help me out.. I ken this is not right but i have no option. Even if its something little so i can integrate up and pay to avoid being a drop out.
Thanks God bless you.
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So you opened a new nairaland account just to ask for assistance.... Some kind of assistance-seeking account.... You're in 100lvl you are already seeking assistance and you're scared of dropping out?... You asking for school fees here on nairaland and will probably ask for house rent on twitter.. I just tire for your matter shaa.. Anyways, Goodluck

How do you date a face like that and not cheat?... It's scientifically, logically, literally, technically, mentally, psychologically and physically impossible not to.

Shedrack777:
She secretly save money for the operation to surprise her husband, and she secretly die. But where is the picture of the enlarged breast?

if i ask now for picture of the enlarged breast, they will call me vaseline crew.... Let me just shut up and wait for a miracle.

deafeyez:
What is your motive for this older ladies, are you looking for love or just fun

It's actually both... I'm starting to think that i will eventually get married to someone older than myself

I came just to see the banging body.

iLegendd:
You're right about you enjoying it like that. Men who can't last long in bed love loose pùssy to avoid too much friction.

The day you'll fùck an Asian girl, you'll understand what a tight pùssy feels like. You'll only last 10 seconds — true story.

That akward moment when you have to pull out to catch a breath for 10 seconds just so you don't come off as a 1 minute guy...
I just use the mental game.

Hmm, Why is the skirt transparent? wish those skirts would start to trend anyday now.. i never knew p*ssy was that big and located on the right leg.... Well, now i know.
School is not just for everyone.

deafeyez:
Maybe the first girl you dated was older than you. Also you find them easily understandably.

True

Colourich:
You have mummy issues.

Mummy issues?

pedrilo:
Who dis Virgin U?

I Know that being disvirgined by an older woman was the cause, everyone seems to say this... But is there a solution?

Kingsley1000:
All nairaland guys falling in love wit older punas nawadays..yesterday was 23yr old boy and 40yr old lady

Please share the thread link

pocohantas:
Are you only attracted to rich, good-looking and educated older ladies?

Or even my old aunty in Obosi , would attract you too?

I fail to see the humour in my post..

Bluezy13:
So do what I do.

What do you do?

Tallesty1:
Maybe you're an old man trapped in a guy's body or maybe you skipped some reincarnation process in your haste to come back or maybe you're destined to eat what is meant for elders but the good news however is that nothing is wrong with you.

Me i'm as confused as hell oo

Bluezy13:
It is normal to be attracted to older women.


It is abnormal to be attracted ONLY to older women.

So what do i do?

respect80:
Well, I don't see anything wrong with your feelings. Though, this isn't the first time I'm hearing this Sha.

Okay

HungerBAD:
You are normal bro.
Nothing wrong loving an older woman.

Thanks bro

Good day Nairalanders, I don't know whether to say that i have a medical condition or not, it's really fustrating not to live a normal life..
Ever since i was a teenager, i've never had any attraction for girls my age, there has always been this weird attraction i had for older women.. Now i'm 21, it has become even worse, i unconciously friendzone any young girl i come across and will almost immediately start flirting any time i start a convo with an older woman...
Here's the real problem, every lady that's older than i am is either already married or wants to get married soon... I'm just really tired of the whole thing....
i'm now even hearing rumours that i'm gay since cute guys that avoid relationships are almost always gay, but that's not the case. I don't just have feeling for younger women.... I don't even know what i'm planning to achieve from posting this, whether it's advice or support, or maybe i just need some kind of therapist or medical doctor to tell me something good, or is it that i need someone who goes through this struggle as i do to talk about it.. Thanks for reading.

His elder sister before selling the land off.


"Em don travel go abroad go stay forget say em brothers and sisters dey here dey suffer, how many years now wey em don travel, shii shii i never see, em wan chop all the money alone shey?. When i go sell that land now dem go say i be bad sister"..

I saw the word "nudes", i clicked, and came here only to see photos with that the boobs have been covered, i jejely clicked on the other link only to see the same shii...
Thunder fire that photo editor and the stupid phone you used in performing this misleading and babaric act, Amen

johnunor47:
my brother is better wit sars than armed bandit there kill, collect you money, folk your wife, defile your daughters, kill sons

We are talking about SARS not fulani herdsmen

Tbillz:
After reading SARS encounter story, I think God needs to find a slot for prayers against SARS in "the lords prayers " so we can recite every morning

As we forgive those who trespass against us, deliver us Nigerians from SARS

wandeay:
It was bought for 310k, 50k for shipping from US to Nigeria and now I'm facing 81k charges

in other words, you're gonna be paying 131k just to import the phone, over 40% of the phone's real cost... Why not travel out to the country where the phone is being sold?, buy the phone and return back to Nigeria with it... That way, i get to comprehend why you're spending that kind of money just to import a phone..

Insecurity, You can't talk with mouth again... You want to show your strenght.. Don't go and fight a fellow man... Beast

crackhaus:
This one will probably cheat on you when she's in a bad mood...just a matter of time, she's getting there.

Let's just hope she ain't there already.... Removing her ring might just be a way of getting another d*ck outside.. Just saying......
i can guess that the arguments/fights is as a result of she accusing OP of cheating... But what do i know sef?

True, but we've learnt to live with it, it's not really a problem.
it's only mindwrecking when it's combines with false/misinterpreted feminism... I just kuku weak

Sometimes i choose to close my eyes to bad news and imagine that the world is still a good place..

Abeg, let me download and watch the twerk video.
Wetin concern her teaching with twerking? Let them leave her alone joor. Anything one does, they will firsthand get to enjoy it's benefits or suffer it's consequences..