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Uniqueness01:
The first picture would fit for a MEME

'When you're having running stomach and someone is trying to be funny'

In Uniport it's called 'rassing'.. I was waiting for the part where you'd say they landed a slap but shockingly you didn't...
In uniport who uses gun to forcefully take your stuff?.. Just one factory-resetting slap and every request after that you'll just be complying anyhow... You won't even know when you tell them 'thank you' after they're done with you i swear..

So Nicky Minaj can dress like this, so what happens to those of us that came to see a semi-nude photo with reavealing ass and boobs?

Oga, we know that your midget d*ck is as small as your finger... But a d*ck is a d*ck and r*pe is r*pe.

I wanted to write my own on reasons why i think nigeria will not pass the group stage in the world cup but then i thought to myself.. "Would a 50,000-word eassy be really necessary?

He will now come and be shouting 'soco soco' for 2 minutes..

Diffrent ways to tell a story that will alter the reader's conclusion.. OP made it look wierd that she's being nominated for an award whereas a while ago i read this same article and it reads "BBNaija's TBoss all joyed up as she gets her first nomination for a movie award after featuring in a yet to be released nollywood movie"..

What's wrong? She caused the problem.. What was she thinking telling the tailor to add sleeves to the dress whereas in the original picture it was sleeveless?..
You can't be a slayqueen and have a deeper life's fashion sense.

Hearing the sex-deprived person speak of p*ssy, one would think he's talking about an alien kind of p*ssy and not the regular one.
Conclusion: Recently disvirgined male spotted..
Quote from 'MakeQuickCash' ignored

They should be arrested abeg, because tomorrow now another thief would up with the flimsy excuse.... You want to steal someone else's WAEC fee to pay for your own WAEC fee..

Elder001:
You obviously hasn't read the meaning of feminism..

Feminism is all about equality not equity shít.

Equality is what women want.

I know what they say they want, but to think of equality between two sexes with very diffrent physical capabilities is very impossible.. Both sexes are unique in their own way.

The fact that feminism preach equality doesn't mean that they would want to be involved in all these kind of things..
i personally think that what feminist really want is equity but still preach equality because no government would accept any equity-seeking group... Even physically challenged persons would be ignored.....

There are ladies out there that are not like all these you mentioned... Brother, if she keeps asking you for money and you don't like that or you don't have; simple, leave her and find another...
Trying to change the way other men want to behave with their girlfriends is a dead end.

I should probably think of my own lie now oo, just incase i become a famous... Please any ideas?

At the end of the day they are family... No one is going to disowm you.. But they might if you keep prolonging the lie.,.

I'd stare at those boobs all through a convo... #word

I'm just here laughing because it's just a matter of time before nairalanders rush to this thread to curse her out... Let me just hide before the stones they throw touches me.

CSTR1003:
I don't know why some guys brag about sex.

You have money and you are bragging about sleeping with a runs girl. Something that is inevitable.

Even 500 naira will get you a good pussy.

The thing dey scatter my head, as if he didn't pay for the sex...
Having sex when you're broke as i am? Then that should be something to brag about and not buying it for 20,000..

Why are they lots of people against christainity on this thread?, fake pastors spoiling the christain belief is just one of satan's way of taking christains away from God.. Just as in islam where satan is diverting muslims by spoiling the islam faith with fake imams.... As for me i believe in all religion that preach good because at the end of the day these religion wants us to become better people even though they have diffrent teachings.. E dey pain me to see christains and muslims fighting with each other..
and yes i believe in hinduism, buddhism and the others too.

Where there's fraud, SARS follows.. Lagos state is leading in internet scam, seconded by Port Harcourt... Three possible sceneros come to mind when i think about SARS Brutality.
1) Thiefs are now desguising as SARS to operate freely.
2) Some big G boys around are sponsoring fake stories to initiate the end of SARS.
3) SARS officials have really gotten out of control...
I've had encounters with SARS and they really just politely asked me questions and yes i keep my hair, maybe because of my innocent face.... (But what do i know?)

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I don't have a problem with people paying their tithe, but i curse that day i'll be made to give 10% of my income to the church.
Don't mixed things up, i would willingly give 200% of my income if i really need to..

Another homosexuality thread..
I've had lots of discussion with people, and i've concluded that the moment Nigerians see homosexuality as normal.. They will however have to accept it... And that's where the problem lies..
If homosexuality is really demonic, why haven't there been cases of casting the homosexuality demon out... Two possible reasons come to mind.. All exorcist are fake, or HOMOSEXUALITY IS NORMAL AND DEFINITELY NOT DEMONIC..

That bald head though

Let her just come and compensate me "fundz and otherwise".... That's simple calculus

Wierdest poo ever, why should it concern you what religion someone wants to belong to?... My dear why not be a muslim and let people choose the religion that suites them...
Islam be fighting christainity like.... Let me just keep quiet.
Just learn to concentrate on your life.

Wierdest poo ever, why should it concern you what religion someone wants to belong to?... My dear why not be a muslim and let people choose the religion that suites them...
Islam be fighting christainity like.... Let me just keep quiet

Sars be performing jobs of a police, the road safety, nafdac, physical appearance officers, the efcc, the court (lawyers and judges) and shockingly armed robbers.. Just to mention a few..

PHC1stBorn:

Mumu post.
This woman no get Nyash na?
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