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Me, i just want to f*ck her. Wouldn't want a dumb baby.

I came to see ass ,No ass to see, i'm out

Don't they sell canes anymore?

After paying the 400 naira for shipping, the delivery system stays intact, a jumia outlet closest to you, or location of your choice

Why are they so pained? It's just a jersey.

Fine face without a big b¤¤ty? No!. Big b¤¤ty without a fine face? No!. Sex doll? *smiling mischievously*

When you say "hurt me", do you mean a kick to the groin or what?
Because me i can't think of another reason to be crying oo.

And someone should tell that guy up there to stop toasting a lady in public, so uncool

I'm guessing you're an athiest, but a true athiest shouldn't care about others people choice of religion.

If masturbation doesn't kill you, bet9ja will.
Bros, you no for like make i join for the list of things wey fit kill you?..

With a forehead like that she should be looking for a baseball cap and not a nigerian man.

See how hungry he's looking, You don't have money and you brought a child into the world... Why not go and hustle and make money before planning on getting a child.. It's for everyone's own good.. You, the child, the mother, the family and infact the society at large... Don't bring a poor child into suffering nah.
Guess what? Now the money needed will be the 15k plus funds for the burial.

If by support he's talking about all the funds SARS officials be extorting from us.. I don't see why he's now asking..

Please OP please post the photo of the beautiful lady..

What's with all this kind of writing now on nairaland?., so fake, Did i come here to read fictional erotic stories?

And if Mike Adenuga has a daughter, her eye brows won't be connecting either... Just know

Daboomb:
You guys dont realize that all these money collected at Checkpoints, does not belong to those officers you see on the road only.

The money is reported back to the DPO , who gives them thier share.

Teh way it works is that every DPO has a fixed amount he/she must send to the Zonal Commander, from the 'proceeds" of crime at the road blocks.
The Zonal Commander also has to remove his share and send a certain amount to the State Commissioner, who then remits a certain amount to the IGP's men, for onward transmission to the IGO himself (no ownder the man cant stop saying transmission-transmission )

Its all a Pyramid of corruption. The Nigerian Police is a criminal Enterprise.
You need to visit the Zonal Commander's office on a Friday evening and confirm what is in those sacks - RAW CASH.
IGP making all those threats that they should stop collecting Egunje, are mere "noise for effects", to impress the citizens.


Until the president can muster enough courage, to sack his IGP for corruption and insurbordination (l dont think he can, knowing how he corruptly-promoted him to IGP) ... the show just keeps getting better

Eh, so that's where the transmission transmission came from, they keep trasmitting part of the loot to their superiors..
Listening better to that IGP's speech maybe he was actually saying, "When our boys on the road make their 'transmission', the DPO makes his 'transmission', the CP makes his own 'transmission' to me, that Mr President is termed 'TRANSMISSION TRANSMISSION'..... *hides*

Me i don't understand slayqueens oo, This one's younger sister got missing and instead of posting the little 11 years old kid, she decided to post her own photos...


If you get it, you get it

Abeg, who will come and use my destiny and give me 30 million? In short, it's negotiatable.. 25 even 20 i'll manage...

Loose p*ssy or lil' d*ck?

'A fine eyes'?, abeg modify that mind-wrecking grammar.

False allegation just to scrap SARS, But i'll go with the flow... Can't wait for the shutting down of SARS though. Anytime now

I slept and woke up 30 times even before i could reach the 5th paragraph..
If the post is what i think it is then let me say this; serving God is a personal thing, anything the prophet (pastor) does is his problem, This goes to show that alot of people claiming christainity has no personal spiritual relationship with God, if not you wouldn't be mislead by a fake pastor..
Fake pastors were only created by the devil to spoil the christain name and lead people away from christainity.. Ask athiest about their loss in faith and they would first bring up issues on fake pastors.

IamD18:
This is the most useless post I've read from a lady this year. But hey! I don't need to be surprise.
She's a Nigerian, I don't expect much from them.

>A big proof that Nigerian ladies can't handle rejection.
>A big proof that Nigerian ladies are weaklings and not brave atall to challenge, that's why they are mostly poor.
>A big proof that Nigerian ladies are boring and can't stand to approach and entertain a man. I can go on and on.

If a man ask a lady out; It doesn't guarantee a long lasting relationship.
If a woman ask a man out; It doesn't still guarantee a long lasting relationship.

You ladies should start having sense, stop embarrassing this country with your attention seeking threads on this forum just to be relevant.

You all just can't handle rejection from a guy. You don't want to ask a guy out and get rejected or used, but you'll want a guy to move on when rejected.

M'dafvqin hoes who thinks being approached by a man shows they are valued.
Goddam m'dafvqaz who thinks being approached by a man will guarantee a successful relationship.
Dumb biiiitches who thinks a guy who approaches them won't still use and dump them.


Yes! It's risky for a woman to ask a man out because most men won't reject her but to accept, fvck and dump her. But does it still change the fact the men still ask ladies out, fvck and dump them aswell?

Truth is; Whether you approach a man or not as a Nigerian woman. You'll still be used and dump, it won't stop you from suffering heartbreak from a man who approached you.

You all should have some sense!!
If possible, borrow sense on credit!!

And i was rushed to the thread with hopes of posting something like this... The greedy fellow had to write everything i had in mind... Lemme just like his post and bounce.

Mo'f*cker problably looking for a reason to kill himself, whether it's a sin or not why would someone want to commit suicide?..
Word of advice, bro if you want to kill yourself kindly tell your family to use you for rituals, even if it's 50,000 naira, they'll manage...

I tried using a microscope but i still couldn't see anyway nairalanders won't storm this thread with rude comment and insults..

Octaves:
many of your type have been wasted on the road because of lack of sense. if you are confronted with two armed robbers in the night. it's only wisdom and God that will set you free whether u be Floyd mayweather, just one shot and your machismo will end.

Who has bullets to be wasting on that one, just a good jab with a sharp blade to the lower abdomen, the kind sleep wey go catch you immediately eeh, you no need to be doctor to know say na die you dey so...
Avoid the situation but once you don enter, abeg for your family's sake. Just comply

madenigga:
Hypo... they hardly rass in uniport inside sch except off camp aluu and choba area.

Except uniport has changed

My dear, they would rass you in broad daylight, in full view of passersby and for the first thing on your mind will be to signal the security officers (man'o'war) but you'll be shocked to see them already looking at you and your predicament... Ask any knowing uniport student what happens in 'Abuja' these days...