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When I'm playing a game that will give the winner "bragging rights",with my close friend,my legs tend to vibrate in fast motion(those kind of vibration you get when you are anxious). That was during the days of PS2 though.

And I brag a lot too . Imagine telling someone that challenged me,just because I beat him recently,to go and train for 2 weeks before I play him; that @ my current level now and with my status,I can't just accept match request from anybody,anyhow,especially from an amateur like him . The thing pain the guy die!





And pls,never in your life try to watch replay if I'm playing PES with you. You try that and when I score(which I will),the kain way wey I go watch my own replay,you go think say ah be Movie producer.

haydot95:
oya wetin b ur room number?

Lol,For your small mind now,you think say you fit kidnap me.


Btw,how you dey manage this your holiday. Hope you no dey waste time for house.
Humble suggestion from Leitner learn- Go learn barbing! . NO KNOWLEDGE I WASTED . And like that,when we resume,I go come dey barb 'stone cold' for your side for free .

babysmart:
so wat course re u studying nw? @leitner

I'm scared o. This one wey una just dey interrogate me anyhow. First na chiamaka first ask my Level,you now: course. Next,haydot will ask for my room number and b4 I can say Jack Ro,I'm already in a ghana must go @ the back of all this trucks they use and transport cows.

Abeg,christmas is near and I need my body in one piece .

@Toluwalope,thanks. Which level you dey?

Chiamaka01:
Wow, leitner, i wouldn't have guessed that you were already admitted. So, you're in part 2, right?

Yeeeaaaapppp. Shey you wan visit me ni?

davidmascot:
Hmmmmmmn

Uumm,somebody is calling you oooo .

Thanks guyz,feeling better.



Okay,so here is the story .

Don't have that much energy to type. So,it will be in the shortest way possible.

This is Leitner's story,a Life of Jamb and post Jamb


So,Growing up,won't lie: I never really had any profession in mind. Just knew I definitely preferred science to arts and others. This was how I was even till I took my first UTME. Like all Other "fresh secondary school graduate" in Nigeria,I chose Med as my course of choice. Before I progress,one thing you should know about Leitner is that,brilliant wise; I think I'm decent,but at the same time,Leitner is lazier than the guy that drew the Japanese flag!

Could still remember my first UTME,your guy didn't read/prepare @ all for the exam.It was a day to the exam that I was doing one 10hr,non-stop marathon Reading. Due to the fact that you are still in school na and one still probably has a lot of "residual Knowledge",I Still manage get 220+.

After scaling through UME with my Yeye tactics,I come think say e go work for OAU PUME. For where?!, OAU 'Jamb' me back .

The next year: the year Dibu started his CBT/PPT craze,did UME again. And even though,compared to the previous year,I prepared for the exam relatively well,I still got a lower score. Did OAU Pume and got admitted for a course in Faculty of Sciences.

-------That is the end of the Part 1 of the story of Leitner -----




Part 2 (The main Tory )

It was part 1,second semester when one day,I was sat at BOOB(stop having funny ideas,it's a name of a Lecture hall ),thinking,and I asked myself,is this(my course),really what I wanted to do?. I think I answered myself: No. And the next couple weeks(or months sef) to follow,Leitner would do one of the things,till date,he is most proud of .


Next couple of weeks to follow,out of my PM,I saved up some money and Got a Jamb form. And after that,I saved up some money to buy some textbooks and past questions. I can still remember,it was during NUGA. We were told to vacate the halls during that time,but I stayed back bcoz MANmustJACK ! . No break for me and even though I stayed back,I didn't really enjoy the NUGA experience.

The road to exam date is another story for another Day but the major talking point was that, a Couple days to exam day,I was sick and also my exam dates(for the course I'm doing) were super close to my UME's exam date and @ the end,had to sacrifice the former for the latter I.e I decided to focus all My Energy and prep on the UME.
We thank God sha,my efforts were rewarded. And even though,I expected more,my result was till decent.

Not until after result came out did I tell my parent that I wrote Jamb. Infact,no single soul close to me knew,not my best friend,not my room mates(I'm currently feeling like a baddass spy ).

And after that,we did Post Jamb and thank God we are here.

Why I chose MRH? . I Have always loved Biology and OAU. So that means,I have MED,Nursing,MRH,Dentistry,pharmacy to choose. Don't like Med for personal reason,Pharmacy: I hate chemistry,Nursing: Don't like it,don't hate it. So I was left with MRH and dentistry and I chose MRH .



---------End of Super story. ----------

choi,hand don dey pain me o!

Chiamaka01:
Where is leitner? I want to hear your story, oh.

Which kain story you wan hear?.

You wan make I post am for cyberspace how my jamb form's money fit rent Aso rock for one year abi?



'Ve been sick for a couple days now. So MAYBE I will post it later; but is the time for "story telling" on this thread,not already over?


Babysmart,haydot95,johhnwills,umm,I greet you guyz o

FrancisTony:
OAU is so local and shitty jor. Bush Ife girls without class ni.

Ask Sisiafrika nau. Ebola infested school with lotsa bat breeding everywhere.

Mtcheew!

OAU,shitty and Local?

Are you on drugs?




Agree with UNIBEN though. If pesin carry you go that school and no tell you where you dey go beforehand. On sighting their main gate,I swear,if you no first think say na Hell you wan enter,you go think say na one maximum security prison you bin wan enter.

Johnwills,HBD to you. GGMUB .

Chiamaka01: No, oh. It's not intentional. As for my birthday, :-x

Happy birth Day to you!

As for wetin you give me. Abeg no bring that leg o. "Man shall not Live by kiss alone" .

Before I go,make I sing for you (it's The normal traditional song sha ) .My voice na like OBJ own o ,so you go just manage am like that. But I sure say you go like am

OYA! :

Verse 1:
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you,Chiaaammmaaaakkkaaaaaaa
Happy birthday to you

Verse 2:







Where is my Chicken?
Where is my Chicken?
Where is my Chicken,Chiiaaaaammmaaakkaaaaa,where is my chicken? .


Abeg just bone that verse 1 and Put the verse 2 on Repeat

Once again,HBD to you and Johnwills ,wish you both Long life and Prosperity.




@babysmart,will answer your question later,my battery is almost dead .

thegoodjoehunt3: You are just being funny. Sniejder 2010 won the treble plus an amazing World Cup performance.

Ribery only had the treble. He did not play amazingly in the World Cup to deserve the trophy.

If Ribery was amazing in the World Cup that year, I would not argue.

Dafuq is this

The last ballon d'or CR7 won was for the 2013 calendar year and 2013 was not a world cup year. So whyare you using WC to justify Ribery not winning the award. The biggest competition played in the year ronaldo and Ribery were in the Final 3 candidates was the Champ Lge,in which Ribery won and also Played well .

So again,if you used Sneidjer performing in the biggest competition then(I.e the WC) to try and back your claim that that's why he should have won the award why are you not also saying Ribery should have won it bcoz he performed [b]in the biggest competition in the year,2013 which is The Champ Lge?. And also if I might add,winning it which Sneidjer didn't in his own time

Chiamaka01: Lolz.

This girl ehn,you still quoted wrongly . Do you do it intentionally?


Anyways,your B-day,how we dey celebrate am? Hope you don dey already fry my chicken?. Coz in preparation spirit,me don already buy 100 sticks of tooth-pick .

Any Fvck-up tomorrow will make heads roll. Chiamaka,you've been warned!

thegoodjoehunt3: [b]
#1 Most goals scored in the 2013 calendar year

CR7 goalscoring tally (67) is higher than Lionel Messi and Franck Ribery goals combined (66).

#2 - Carried Portugal to the World Cup on his own

Certainly no one doubts that if it hadn't been for Ronaldo, Portugal wouldn't have made it to the World Cup. In 2013, CR7 scored 10 goals out of 9 appearances for the "Selecção", 4 of those coming in a decisive 2-leg playoff against Sweden.

#3 - Top goalscorer of the UEFA Champions League

Here's another proof that Ronaldo has done it better than everyone else. The Real Madrid forward finished the last Champions League campaign (2012-13) ahead of all competition, with 12 goals scored during a Merengues campaign that resisted until the semi-finals clash, where they've ended up losing against Borussia Dortmund. Messi was 3rd on this particular record, after having netted 8 goals. However and what seems to have been forgotten by many, is that Franck Ribery has only scored 1 goal, despite Bayern Munich having clinched the Champions League trophy in May.


Why I said Sniejder should have won it was not only his club performance but his World Cup performance where he scored 4 goals which was crucial to lead his country to the World Cup finals.

That is trophy haul plus World Cup performance. [/b]

1)You are full of Bullsh|t. Apart from the fact that you failed to mention that messi was injured for Months,you also still insisted sneidjer merited the award in 2010,even though Messi also outscored CR7 and outscored sneidjer also. DOUBLE STANDARD!

2) Which kain carry? . Their last match was the match he really shone in. And if you look at all his goals,unless you've decided to be biased,you should give credit to their midfielders as much as you gave CR7. All three Passes that lead to the goal were defence piercing pass that put CR7 in a one on one situation. Not trying to undermine CR7 tho,his positioning,finish was on point and without aplayer of his quality,those pass might have eventually been useless. But pls,give credit to the whole team also,it's not as if Ron dribbled his way from the 18 tothe opponent's goal.

3) Again DOUBLE STANDARD! . Messi was also highest goal scorer in 2010. So if that did not convince you then that that should make messi merit the award,why are you now using ot now to defend Ron?



Also lastly,why Isaid Ron did not worth it last year due to Ronaldo's Fans Logic. (Which include people like you) is that: for the last year's edition,there was no world cup,and the highest competition in which they both performed in I.e the Champ. LGe,Ribery performed well and won th competition as well. So if you say sneidjer merit the ballon d'orbcoz of his performance @ the WC,why are you not also saying Ribery also worth it bcoz of his performance in the Champ. Lge?

thegoodjoehunt3: How can you call Neymar overrated. You do not get it. He is just 22 years old. For the last four years, he has been the best player for the Brazilian national side.

He did not progress because of Tata's style of play. It did not suit Neymar.

Before he turned 22 years old, he was the best player in South America for five years.

You are missing the point. Neymar is a decent player; True that. But when people like you start rating him alongside Messi and CR7,it's called OVERRATING!. What has the dude done or won in his entire career?. You can compare him with the likes of Hazard,Reus etc. But comparing him to Messi and CR7,is the highest insult there is,a great like them can receive.

thegoodjoehunt3: I said Messi was not supposed to be in the top three in 2007. I did not say he won it. I said he should not have been in the top three ahead of Ribery and Torres.

As for the 2010 award, Sniejder was clearly the best,after being the play maker behind the treble triumphing Inter Milan side, including the Champions league.

Xavi and Iniesta supposed to be in the top three, after their World Cup heroic performance and Iniesta crowning it with a World Cup winning goal.

Why they gave Messi, We would never know.

And why are Gaynaldo's fan so cunning and Illogical when presenting their arguments?. It was you guyz anthem in 2010 when messi won the ballon d'or ahead of Sneidjer that: "After sneidjer won so many trophies and had a good Champ Lge campaign,why did then messi win it?". But fast-forward 3,4 years later after Ribery had won almost all in a calendar yr,he lost to your Gaylord, who managed to win ZERO! Major trophy in the same calendar Year!.

You didn't complain about that and you dare Complain about messi winning the ballon d'or after winning every competition he competed in @ club level except Champ. Lge,where he lost @ the Semis to eventual winners: Inter . Pls explain yourself,I'm lost

Carmal90: @lietner no hard feelings,try to express your view maturely..... Look am a die hard messi fan to the call,but the point am trying to raise is.............. will messi be able to raise his game to another level entirely because both ronaldo and NEYMAR has set standard..... A difficult standard it is..............

Neymar has set a standard for Messi? Dude,did you just make that statement? You know it's still pardonable when Gaynaldo's fan in their deluded mind say CR7 is like a benchmark to a player of messi's caliber. But Neymar?! ,Dude next time you make such a statement,also be ready to be turned upside down and shot in your balls. Neymar is not even half as good as Suarez,not to talk of messi. I'd have Modric in my team before I even ever think of buying that overrated bloke called Neymar.

Neymar is a decent player and without a biased mind,should be compared with the likes of Hazard,Sturridge and co and not a GREAT LIKE LEO. Reus,in my opinion,is even better than him

Chiamaka01: Congrats, i'm really happy for you. Thank God, you're back.

Thanks jare and congrats to you too .
Na Omo-Ole wey no gree give us light since all this days no dey make me comment that much.

And just saw another thread for 14/15 set. Why another thread? . Na so the admission status Totori dem reach? . What will simply happen now is that,traffic will be divided btwn the 2 threads.

To say ah be mod ehn,ah go just ban that OP till rapture Day. But if ah come vex,wan punish the guy well well and for a longer period of time,I go just ban am till the day you finally learn how to quote properly

More like "lies ladies tell to f00l LEARNERS"

davidmascot: What's your new course

You don't know my course? .

Anyways,it's MRH.





Like a fvvvvvvvvccccccckkkkkiiiiinnnnggggggg boss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! First to comment!

#GOODthingsCOMEwhenYOUleastEXPECT'em

haydot95: hehehe,congrats man

davidmascot: Oku ori ire.

Thanks mates!.

Mods,pls close this thread

Messi reigns till Hell Freezes. Get that into your thick skull

Eminem-Like Toy soldiers.

Eminem-Headlights

haydot95: seconded...I don't even know if leitner has checked his or not

Me blud,me don check since o.

As I first check am,na "Sorry no admission yet" I first see. O'boy,piss wan comot for my "center of gravity". . Na him I come check the upper part of the screen and then saw that the window was for 2013 candidates.
Immediately checked for the 2014 own and Like a boss,Dibu bring out my name gbagada for my course of choice! .

And Congrats to everyone else in the house too o :Davidmascot,chiamaka,babysmart,deji and all others plus new guyz on the thread.

@chiamaka,I dey kampe

Babysmart,concerning the question wey you bin wan ask me: I beg to say,I have the right to remain silent! until I see my lawyer Shekau in heaven

babysmart: Heeey wlcm back....hmmmn guess its high time dat shekau got arrested to prevent anoda case of kidnappin...*lolz*
tenx a lot o....hmmn no worry i go dey settle u 4 campus
nd aw did u find out bout my name?....jes askin

I'm Leitner,I know things . And I'm not back fully. Still got some unfinished business (hopefully by the end of this week tho)

Johnwills: You be bigboy jare,no mind me. Just being a good brother


Uumm,haydot,davidmascot,babysmart,chiamaka,johe and all aspirants: Happy sunday to you guyz!.


Signing out till.............









I sign in! .

Waaaazzzzzzaaaaappppppppp guyz?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chiamaka,haydot and babysmart,na shekau kidnap your boy o . The worst part of being kidnapped by that man is waking up to see is thick black beards everyday. His beard will pass as a synonym for the very sambisa forest (they are both thick and dense )


Ok let's get serious ,my phone had a little problem. But that's not even like the main problem. Have just Been really really busy nowadays. 'The phase' will soon pass though

Davidmascot- Happy Late HBD to you. Abeg send something to your guy o

Chiamaka- I hope all these small small boyz neva begin toast you in my absence: Johnwills comes to mind (coz Have been trying to hammer out a deal with the main man himself: Seun Osewa! )

Babysmart- seems like you beat the cut-off for law,so big Congratz to you .
But sha,when you enter,no use all your pocket money buy starch finish O . And as usual ,send something wey we go use celebrate am.

To Uumm: Baysmart,pls confirm this,your name has I and M in it! . And then Your surname: A and H in it! .

Shout out to haydot95,johnwills,kunlexic,XX5 and all other aspirants in the house;una don enter OAU already!..................and happy weekend to you guyz



Abeg make I go chop,my food don almost burn.

uumm: maybe I do... babysmart

I know her name .

Before you ask me for it,remember nothing comes free . So here is the deal: remember that time that you were FTC and I was second? .Denounce yourself, give me the crown and I will tell you are real name. Do we have a deal?


I'm serious!

Chiamaka01: Hey big bro, is that plate for me or for the dog? You'd better run to forks and fingers and get something more.

You sef sabi better thing ,you for say 5ivers na.
Forks ko spoon ni . Abeg,if you are ready,lemme take you to Iya Ila food canteen where I won't spend more than #70 (3 wraps of Fufu,no meat and 2 pure water) on you. By the time you finish devouring the fufus(I call them mount everest ),I promise you,u no go fit walk reach house.

haydot95: na d red button sure pass,cnt risk d 50%...anyway,where z my share of d chicken?

Go meet Chiamaka nau,I don already drop something for boyz.
Chaimaka,out of the ABUNDANCE I gave you,abeg give am small.

Johnwills,me know understand all that engineering part o . As for the chicken,go meet haydot and chiamaka; I don't think 3 is a crowd .




Johe,uumm,Haydot,knuckle for all of una,una be sure guyz jare

Babysmart: e be like say that ebola thing na true o. Not yet confirmed but me don dey already fear for life. Buying a hand glove is now on top of my to-do list .
Imagine,amidst all the rumours flying around,na Im one girl like that wan shake me this morning. Me just pocket,bone face straight. Na Im she come ask: what are you doing?. Na Im me sef reply am: Oho,for your mind now,you don see who you go kill abi?. She bursted out laughing,but still,I no gree shake am o.

Many things I still want to do,to young to die now

understatement: Sad news here peepz..a girl has been tested positive 4 ebola on campus..school excpected to shut down immediately..i know i should be more concerned about people's safety but make i no lie,deep inside me it's much more bout resumption..gosh!

It's just a rumour jare. Na like this "Salt an water" own begin. If somehow it happens to be true,then I will soon be diagnosed with Ebola coz I too shake people hand today.

Depends on the course. If it was a Bsc in a course you really want to have a career in or the one you really have passion for,then it's not worth it.
But if it's a course you are somewhat indifferent to or really don't have that much passion for,and in a fvcked up country like Nigeria,My brother,with the speed of Light,sign for the 50! .

davidmascot: Na red me go press o.

Are you sure? . Ifa is telling me you are lying

Chiamaka01: The red button, oh. BTW, where's my chicken? Did you also attend the matric?

Yes o,I attended a friend's.

Can you imagine? ,there was lectures today. Even practicals! . On Matric?!

And why would you choose RED?! . Where you get your own Genes from?! .

As for the chicken,that's the rest .

So where's the Adult content? . The Oldest click-baiting trick