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Babysmart,abeg make we just adjourn the case for like 2 days abeg. Like that,I go get time to prepare for the case wella. The criminal in the name of MR.XXX5 won't know what hit him

I don shhoooooowwwwwwww!!!! *Gangnam style!* (I really need to stop doing that)

Johe,johnwills,umm,chiamaka,babysmart,how has you guyz day been?. For me,giving the fact I was dissecting any chicken dissectable ,it has to be the best day so far,in this month


On to another matter. Abeg make una no lie o. This is the internet,an Anonymous forum to be precise,so no need for unnecessary fronting.

Oya pick one.

Tag:
Johnwills
Davidmascot
Uumm
Johe58
Deji
Emekakelvin
Chiamaka01
Haydot95
Understatement
Kunlexic

Can't remember all usernames now,so even if you are not mentioned,pls participate.

Make I tag "Peepers" too -
Vicky001
Rachie79 or is it 97
Petrelli08


As for me,na Green button O. You call it Greedy,I call it Taking Risk .

uumm: you have no right... you'll hear from my Lawyer...
emmm, understatement where are you?

Mr. Man,next time I see ya,I want you to present to me, my crown,else!,what happened on the 17th of may 1642 will repeat itself (don't ask me what happened)


See ya when I see ya .

johe58: nw 2 of u i declare i am d winner 2 end ur disagreement..BOKO HARAM AND EBOLA style..2 in 1 packaged deluxe...nw who z talking?

If ah tear you round kick ehn,you go see ya period.
You wan come dey harvest where you know sow abi?. Monkey dey chop,baboon dey work. So for your mind now,I be baboon
You think say to climb etisalat Mast,stay there with 4G phone na beans?


Abeg wey my crown jare before I break bottle for pesin head hia ?

uumm: I lost page 100.. can't afford to lose 101. in other words, I counter declare... Abacha style

Abegi ! . Mr man provide your evidence jare OR keep calm and Crown Leitner. Can't chaut .





Be fast o coz I wan go chop,dem don dey expect for my usual arena.

Speak now or forever remain silent

More like the most Jobless nairalander

uumm: page 101.... PHY101 BIO101 CHM101 EGL101.. aye

Mr.Man,you are under investigation,therefore,for the time being,you are not eligible to post on this thread.
In other words,I declare and that means I'm FTC *Idi Amin style*

And lastly: abeg,I Wan ask one question

If Muslims dey this thread,abeg make una no vex o.

If muslim men get to get 7virgins,what do their ladies get? 7 Machos

*sommersaults into thread*
Chiamaka,me go play footie ni o. Come see as your brother turn Messi for pitch

uumm: hmm,these people have been fine-tuned

This is tautology na,no need for another 'hmm',your username already does that job .

YoungPRO,respect ya sef. As nobody comes to God except through Jesus christ,nobody comes to Chiamaka except through me! .


As for the FTC. I refuse to accept Mr. XXX5 as the winner. We are going to Tribunal or whatever those politicians call it.

Barrister babysmart will be the judge.

Here is my eveidence-

Precisely on the 8th of September,Year 2014, 6:46 PM,Mr.XXX5 made an "unnecessary" comment on the page 99 of this thread in other to fast track the commencement of another thread. And this action of Mr.XXX5 clearly violates the new rule made on page 97 by my humble self in the name of Leitner.

My Lord Babe ,I enjoin you to strip Mr.XXX5 of his crown and the next FTC(which will be me ) on the next page be awarded the crown.

I rest my case.

Why is Friday to Monday short and Monday to Friday,long?

johe58: am nt a saint bt u want a lady 2 tell u d meaning of cork?which i guess u already knw...lets see d ist lady dat will give u d answer

Haaaaaa,bro so you sef know am. I've been living in denial!. You attended PD too abi?. Shey I no go reject my admission go do PD like this? . I need to know tinz.

babysmart: @leitner talking bout multi tasking...good academic performance doesn't necessarily mean poor social life...its jst bout aw fast one's brain can acquire knowledge nd understanding....

For chiamaka,na only book o. I be her agent,make she leave all those social part for me,na my Job abeg.

On a more serious note,yeah I think you are right to an extent. Me sef I no go lie,for school,after God and book,na woman o . The most important thing is just knowing how to balance both,knowing the time for chyking,knowing when it's too much and it's affecting you academically. Even if you are Einstein and you spend majority of the hours in your life running after woman or Man,you would end up a failure.
And the truth is most people sometimes deceive themselves in to thinking they can balance both when in reality,they can't and this eventually affects them academically.

But you be SMART babe nau and with your score,I sure say you dey balance am wella


Again,chiamaka,for you,na only book oooo. Make you no go spoil market for me

Chiamaka01: No, oh. it's not what u think, oh. I know about it from indirect sources.

*heavy sigh* Better. I don already dey prepare to go rake for una Oga @ the top for PD. And pls stay away from all those Indirect source people o,I don't want anybody corrupting my sweet,innocent sister.
I'm suspecting babysmart is one of the indirect source

Chiamaka01: @leitner,
Okay, but if uumm cheats again, then the rule is null and void.

Ask any NLer in romance section for the meaning of johnthomas.

Yorubas will say "why should you go to Sokoto. When what you are looking for is in your Sokoto (Trouser)". Why should I go to Romance when I get a direct answer here from a reliable source. Plus T-fare money from here to romance go wan cost small. So @ least,if you no go look Blud tinz,save a soul from wasting T-fare money .



P.S- I eventually went to Romance section as you said,met a nairalander: Mr.Cork. When I asked him,he told me the word is the same as his username. But I still don't get it ,is cork not supposed to be something you use in physics for Relative density practical . Chaimaka,babysmart,pls I know I'm so 60's but you guyz should pls tell me the meaning of this 2 words and not send me away again .

Chiamaka01: Powerline isn't that bad, well, from what i know about it.

Chiaaaaaamaaaaaakaaaaaaa!. What do you know abt it? . All this small Pd boyz have been chasing my sister!
Erm,about your knowledge about the place: did you acquire it from a 'direct' source or an 'indirect' one?
If it's the former, and given your acad performance,then you are the baddest Homo sapien @ Multi-tasking .

Chiamaka01: This is chiamaka reporting live from page 97.

You guyz are cheaters! . Both you and umm. You guyz make multiple post so that you can be FTC.

New rule-As from now on the FTC must not be the last person to comment on the very previous thread.





In other news,I only know Johnthomas to be the name of a person .
But I'm confused,seems like you and babysmart have another meaning of that word . What is it . Could the answer be something they only teach in OAU PD?.
Babysmart,Chiamaka,Pls you guyz should educate an innocent mind here

Kunlexic: brother ole!!! ...na only you waka come

I take no offence to this statement coz I believe the contextual meaning of 'Ole' in that sentence is just a person who knows how to explore opportunities when they come his way .

In other news,due to recent developments,you've been disqualified! . All hope is not though. Just say 'Ay' if you still want to be in the running.


Mr.Johnthomas,you've started showing acts of cowardice. I will still give you a benefit of doubt though.

For the money aspect whichmakenodoubt, is the most important.
This is the total breakdown.

For her Attitude: $100 000 000

For her beauty: $600 000 000

For say she dey live for Capital city: $200 000 000

For displaying an act of cowardice,you are been fined : $50 000 000.

For talking to her on this thread without my permission: $150 000 000

Agent's Fee (that should be my money )- $1 000 000 000 [/b]ONLY[/b] . I no go mind if you still give me small change join so as to "fast track the process"

Total: $2 050 000 000 ONLY. Chicken change if you ask me




@ babysmart,No I'm not an expredite but I think I. Still know things about PD; @ least I know POWERLINE .
If man pikin land for that place ehn,you go just conclude say people wey dey Sodom and Gomarrah be Learners.

You sef dey go now?

uumm: you're on

Mad man siddon him own,you go dey pull him boxers.

Mr. Johnthomas,pls I'm getting impatient here.Are we game or not?

Chiamaka01: Lolz, it's counting things, oh.

How much? 30 posts per page abi?

I have a new Wish and it's already locked in: I've decided I'm going to be the FTC on the next page . Anybody having the same wish should be warned,including you Chiamaka .

Chiamaka01: Isn't anyone counting down to resumption again?

How you dey do am : you are always the FTC on every page.

My sister,show me the way!

Johnwills: I don't see competetors while negotiating my business. I'm a very busy type so I'll pay you everything in cash. Convert all the requirements and find the equivalent in terms of any currency of your choice. Send me the account details as soon as possible. Like I told you, prepare my receipt and as well as the Girl. Fix date and rendezvous. I'll will use my E-mobile money transfer facility to send the cash right into your account in your presence. Don't hesitate to inform me of any other thing or what she wants.

Correct guy!,I like your style! Oya chop am!- *fist bump*.

Well as I'm supposed to be a Igbo guy for now,first of all forget about all the online transaction blah Blah blah. My money: na inside trailer you go load am come give me for my house Live and Direct!. Hope we are clear?







As for the venue:

No 5,Shekau street,beside chibok girl's camp,Sambisa Forest.

Dress code: Pope's Attire

Time: 12:00 am Sharp!...............I will be waiting


I hope we are still game?

Johnwills: Your culture make sense die. Either you buy or you pay. All na the same. If I buy receipt no go de, but if I pay, I'll be given receipt. So bro, prepare my receipt cos I'll pay.

.This is getting interesting .Kunlex,you've got competition!


O'boy,Power good o. See as i come dey feel like pesin wey dey interview people for Oil and Gas company job .
Chiamaka,may groundnut never finish for you Garri.

Op,may God sama your garri with Kuli

I'm always amazed at the number of likes average looking girls get on here. Apart from the fact that most are not 'mind blowing',I always wonder what exactly these id|ots that tend to like their pics gain; If anything,liking an average girl's pic will only make her grow unnecessary wings. But the truth is,when I see say 50 likes on a girl's DP, I always take solace from the fact that out of over 1mil users on NL,it's only normal and inevitable to have about 50 social reprobates.

But their business is none of my business. *continues to sip Kermit tea*

temigracie: ...If women rule the world....It would be a better place....Women are unique...We tackle issues with sincerity and fear of God... We dont embezzle funds like guys...
...We love transparency..We love our jobs...We take it serious....We are good in planning and organising things....

...Someday, I ll rule....

Talk another one,Stella Oduah is a Woman.

One thing I know for sure is that of women one day happen to rule the world,Men go smell mueeh.

Kunlexic: lols,all dose u mentioned are small tins,buy I wan ask u 1 question shey u wan sell ur 6ta But notwithstanding, I will provide all and don't bother to spend dat ur little change on her,I will do it don't worry

Mr.Man,you are passing your boundary . You even called my hard earned money little change,little change?!

For your latest trespassing,you are now required to get me Jonathan's Fedora hat before we any form of negotiation can be open again.




Babysmart,with last year's cut off,I think you are already in as I don't think your cut-off will be high. Highest,it will be +2 or +3 of last year's
So welcome to the Faculty of 'Starch' ,if you know what I mean

Johnwills: Na sell u de sell d girl or abi na her bride price b dat?

Bro,all na synonym same jare. Like synonyms: different words,same meaning .

Magic- Rude
Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know
You say I'll never get your blessing 'til the day I die
Tough luck, my friend, but the answer is 'No'

One direction- Strong (wonder why they never shot a video for this song)

I give up!. The pic is just giving me serious migraine. Tag me when you are ready to tell us the correct digit.

And Op,did you get your answers from a reliable source or you counted the triangles yourself?

Olutola88: lol! I want you to keep trying until you realize that there are many triangles there. NB: there are over 40 triangles

Over 40 . Lemme go and receive special annointing in church tomorrow , and then I will give it another try

babysmart: abi u sef see am... 0.5 o bt i stil dnt tink it is as high as dat

It will depend on previous years' cut-off. For PD,what was Law cut-off last year?.

One thing you can be sure of though,is that UME cut-off for Law been high won't in anyway whatsoever affect PD's cut-off (I.e probably increase it)

Na wa o,I'd like to know how you eventually crossed and to which dept, Na so so D,E,C you just pack join. Not even a B was mentioned in your post. So my sister, how you take cross?


And concerning your topic. It happened to me in PHY105. These ones were even worse coz I could have sworn with anything,they did not touch my paper. As easy as the course was(had 11/15 in test),I eventually got a D,In fact 70% of people that offered the course got either a D or C.
As easy as the course was,you'd have more luck finding hair on banky W's head than finding somebody with an A.