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Mimisboygreat: *sees him covering his nose,releases another hot one and he faints again*

Mimisboygreat: *ressurects frm death,rushes after him with my gun. On seeing me,he faints*

Mimisboygreat: *turns around and sees him laughing at me.out of anger releases a resounding fart that smells more than Attai's and he faints*

Mimisboygreat: me village boy?*grabs 2 bottles of fanta and bursts his head.as if its not enough uses blow and comot all his teeth and run away b4 lekinz visit me with the chicken lap*

Mimisboygreat: *hears what he means by chicken lap,grabs my mat and chair and escapes for my life*

Uthman51: Village boi lekinz I beg diz guy no knw watin b chicken lap I beg pity am

Mimisboygreat: ah! Oga lekinz e be like say u know that i like chicken lap well well. Abeg give me fresh one o!

Livingstone11: having a bored day...phcn na bastard ...hai my battery don die finish...time for street things... uthman keep sit for me I dey com... lekinz shift make I pass b4 ppl go hear our voice...using a horrorfull face to leave the thread

eyezik3: Uduak nice work here, how is everybody in the house naa, ella luv i dey feel u jawie, lekinz ur head dey there naa.

Livingstone11: i don late oooo but dat no go stop me from branching na .....runs into the thread sweating profusely with my brief in my left hand and my suit on my head .....chai ...I just realised I was on boxers all this while ...make I read dis update quick quick make I zap .....finally am done..lekinz a beg look my laptop. ...pheww....runs out like tom

The rock5555: Amen for am oo. I don update sha, na work hook me for throat. Thanks Secetary. Better go look for Machine X oo. Ehen my Lawyer, abeg send me ur number make i sama u ur december salary

Hmmm...thanks



I don show sire



No, abeg no vex, just allow me see play small



No mind those goats, i go soon break that sim but i just dey consider. Ever since i did sim swap, they have never remained the same again



Welcome sir, abeg do catch up jare



I dey see u for HD oo, u com scarce like mosquito for my bedroom


Chai hardluck man. I hope no be that ur android wey u dey use photoshop ba?....

Nooooo....na my iPhone

Where my female fans na, dem don run finish, even my wifes don disappear, ok na, watching una for HD(ritababe, miss Rock, Jumizie, Priceless love, kidda berry, Faith chubby)

@Daniel and Kingphilip-una skull no wan close

typing with jet speed.
I hope Man united wins ooo

Sexy Sapphire: Rock wia av u gone to, since mornin wey u don go chop dogmeat, e neva do u abi. Our clients ar waitin ooo.

Dear clients, pls he will soon update. So kip chillin and munchin on popcorn and ur drinks.

Lekinz my run-away e-love, sorry bout ur stolen fone. God go do better one wey pass the stolen one 10times

waslead300: uduak abeg come nd update nah... Since mornin may u dey eat dog meat u no va eat a finish ni.... @ lekinz, God will provide a new and beta fone 4 u but na moni u go use buy am sha...

D.Ella.luv:
it shall b well

D.Ella.luv:
ogadimma

Mimisboygreat: bad news! Sorry dude.. But where is rock? Come and make lekinz my guy happy nah

D.Ella.luv:
As u did booting 4 1 week,wen he reaches corel draw,na 1 year e go be


lekinz,werin hapn

Chimaritoponcho: U mean Winnie- the- pooh? Bear

The rock5555: welocme back mR Lekinz

Uthman51: Lekinz my oga u are sighted...I dey wait for my salary oo

waslead300: ;Di hail mai ogas in dis rum bouncer lakinz, uthman,ritababe,ruth, make ena no vex if i no spell ena name well oo

Uthman51: U no knw say I be BOUNCER

Winnie1950: Wallahi uduak i don vex o. @lekinz: go check my profile and u will see my abs. Heheheheheheheheheheheehheheehehehehehehehehehehe

The rock5555: Bros no vex ooo, i had emergency work so i went by 6am today.

Make i begin type now sef.

Good morning y'all

The rock5555: Bros no vex ooo, i had emergency work so i went by 6am today.

Make i begin type now sef.

Good morning y'all