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LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by lekinz(m): 5:32pm On Dec 21, 2013
Like oga....Like worker ....Lol
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by lekinz(m): 5:29pm On Dec 21, 2013
The rock5555: Chai madness doin enter my thread ooo. Only one thing can solve this problem.

Ehen Ma'am Sexy S, come settle this matter once and for all.

See Machine X with him typewriter wey dey print only red colour. He dey ride keke napep for idumota market.

See Mimisboygreat wey get big chest like great khali, he sabi mess wella. Na rocket banger him dey use as turbo speed for him okada wey him dey hustle with for alaba market.

[color=indigo]See Lekinz, infact his D.P says it all, that guy is an aspiring Anini, you no see him gun pose, na toy gun him dey use rob supermarket for Lekki, that chelvrot na him oga own wey carry to go repair.[/color]

See me finally, the hot cool sexy dude with husky voice(na Ella tell me that one, Clemzy say my voice dey like aboki own but i no believe them both). I dey ride one clean Larmboghini wey my papa send from Canada, i get two phones wey fit ping but i no wan put the pin here before pple drain my ba3. I get house for banana island.

Oya make you come select who you want now so that this boko fight go end, i like my thread ooo. We are waiting......

Yours sincerly.
Oga of the thread....


Na one update be this, three more to go grin grin grin
Lol....Lmao...u no go kill person
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by lekinz(m): 5:27pm On Dec 21, 2013
Mimisboygreat: Carries her nd runs away in my Chevrolet ...Catch me if u can*uses my boko haram bombing device n tracks him with his cheverolet toasting sexy S. Out of anger releases 1 missile n bombs d cheverolet,takes my sexy S n elopes*
Sees the bombs nd changes the direction of the car...Runs after him...Bleep..My petrol don finish ....I go catch yhew ...Make I sharply refill my tank .....


Mimisboygreat: *sees him trying 2 kiss sexy S n shouts jeeesus! Sexy run 4 ur lyf cos he no get teeth o*
Lol...Na so ur teeth be ...
LiteratureRe: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by lekinz(m): 5:15pm On Dec 21, 2013
The rock5555: Yes break that Lekinz big head for me.

We are honoured bro, lov ur compliment
U kon try am now...Na only Ella I greet jawe
LiteratureRe: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by lekinz(m): 5:09pm On Dec 21, 2013
Mimisboygreat: Ella et Rock u guys won't kill me with laughter.. Hahahahaha funky n nice. We nid more o bt y do dat lekinz love gun too much? Cos na plank i go use damage im head if he toast my ella o. Gud mrning y'all
U keh...No be ur type jooor
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by lekinz(m): 10:41am On Dec 21, 2013
MachineX:
You are spending the Xmas with me dear, am a cool guy cool you know

*brings out two 9mm fires, Mimisboy, lekinz, then brings out my 2014 Made Automated Double Barrel Rifle and warns The Rock To Stay Off
Yezzir! Were is my 2009 Bazooka Model 13 *search* *search* i've found it, touch Sexy S. And Die!
Dreamers dey here Ooooo...Sexy S. make we dey go jawe...None of them get packaging...see this 1 with his dirty leg...na em food money e use buy Bazooka......

At ur age ...u still dey buy Banga ...Shioooor....None of una worth my Sexy S. Jawe....Kisses her (Sexy s.) nd walk her out
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by lekinz(m): 10:34am On Dec 21, 2013
The rock5555: seizes Uthman chicken lap and pumps three ground nut into his dicck. By the time you start using wheelchair, even if u see Sexy S, u go respect her.

#drops the chicken lap and bounce like Errigga with Sexy S#

Oga Clemzy. Cover me incase this dude tries any sh'it again.

Gives the Groaning Lekinz my middle finger, fucck you Mr Bouncergringrin
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by lekinz(m): 10:33am On Dec 21, 2013
The rock5555: seizes Uthman chicken lap and pumps three ground nut into his dicck. By the time you start using wheelchair, even if u see Sexy S, u go respect her.

#drops the chicken lap and bounce like Errigga with Sexy S#

Oga Clemzy. Cover me incase this dude tries any sh'it again.

Gives the Groaning Lekinz my middle finger, fucck you Mr Bouncergringrin
Laughing .....Hahaha....E don forget sey I get bullet proof....

Stands up nd drags Sexy S. away ....***Talking to her***Lets go babe ...the Chevrolet is waiting ...No mind rock ...na Leggedis Benz he get

The rock5555: Abeg i go continue tomorow, just finished carol night in church, so tired, make i update that second thread abeg.


See ya tomorow, four updtes go drop. Somebody say Hell Yeah.

*kicks Lekinz and kisses Sexy S goodnite.*

thanks Y'all
Hahahaha....he's dreaming ...Sexy S. dey my bed room dey do night vigil


Mimisboygreat: jeeeeeesus!! So this blow wey i give dis man no damage this im big head*pulls out a big plank and reshapen his head 4 threatening rock et my sexy sapphire*
Stands up nd removes my kitchen knife ...talk nonsense again ...if I no go comot that ur big eye ...Spits on him and walk with Sexy S.


Mimisboygreat: *frowns* come rock! If u try me na my akpola shoe i go use burst ur head. Every hands off my sexy sapphire*sits besyd ha with lekinz's Ak 47 because of toasters*
Runs towards him nd sees him bringing out the ak-47...Shioooor...shoot now ...no groundnut dey inside...Picks up a branch nd hits it on his head...If yhew wake up ,u no go try nonsense with me again ..Sexy s. make we dey go jawe...


Sexy Sapphire: Lol @ Rock, Lekinz and Mimisboy.

So which one of u am I spending xmas with?

Rock, mak sure u fulfill ur 4 updates promise oooo
Babe lets go....Shey na dt big headed guy (Rock) u wan follow ni abi dt guy with big eye ball (Mimisboy) ...

Carries her nd runs away in my Chevrolet ...Catch me if u can
LiteratureRe: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by lekinz(m): 6:51pm On Dec 20, 2013
The rock5555: Bro if u follow my matter u go due b4 ur tym oogrin grin



Ok bro i don update, make i go carol night, i dey come back..
Ha!!!.....I too dey play with yhew bahhuh?.......Picks up my gun angrily nd points it to his d**k.....ehn uhm...

See face....E don dey cry
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by lekinz(m): 6:42pm On Dec 20, 2013
The rock5555: Hhehe turns and gives him spider man, acrobatic kick on his groin, then spits on him and walk away.

Next tym if u see me, make u dash me ur babe.

#dials Sexy S number#

babe meet me for that joint wey we dey meet every nite, we gat to chill. gringringrin

Team Poko
Stands up nd pursue him.....Ur own iyaf finish today......Gives him a Santaclaustric's kick
Nairaland GeneralRe: People Who Woke-Up After Being Pronounced Dead by lekinz(m): 4:49pm On Dec 20, 2013
............
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by lekinz(m): 4:01pm On Dec 20, 2013
The rock5555: angry angry angry angry no vex me if not ehhhh lipsrsealed




Baba no vex abeg, i go rush come when i update finish, i no just know why my 24hrs don turn to 3hrs. Anyway am back now like the electric billl.



I sh'it for your doormot grin grin
Picks my axe and cutlass....Runs after him

Ur own don finish today...So na u dey shit for my doormot ...Abajo...I sha see sey Sexy Sapphire no gree enter my room dt day..
..
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by lekinz(m): 2:15pm On Dec 20, 2013
The rock5555: oga bouncer na wetin close ya mouth nagringringrinlipsrsealed
Na ur late update now....See ur big head
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by lekinz(m): 2:14pm On Dec 20, 2013
The rock5555: Falls inside toiletgrin
angry angry angry angry.....Who dey ff u dey laugh...?
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by lekinz(m): 2:01pm On Dec 20, 2013
The rock5555: Na u try pass. That means if i do another bonanza, na u go win oogrin
4 una mind
LiteratureRe: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by lekinz(m): 1:49pm On Dec 20, 2013
grin cheesy wink
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by lekinz(m): 1:43pm On Dec 20, 2013
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
LiteratureRe: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by lekinz(m): 7:11pm On Dec 18, 2013
grin grin grin
LiteratureRe: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by lekinz(m): 11:58pm On Dec 15, 2013
No breakfast for 1 month..Gbam !!!
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by lekinz(m): 11:43pm On Dec 15, 2013
Mimisboygreat: i go first test am on ur head ni
U self go fear now
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by lekinz(m): 11:43pm On Dec 15, 2013
Lol...u go put hand for light bah huh
LiteratureRe: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by lekinz(m): 10:12am On Dec 14, 2013
Yawns....
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by lekinz(m): 10:07am On Dec 14, 2013
Mimisboygreat: lend me that ur Ak 47 i wan use am small
U no need to dey waste my groundnut because of this short dude wey big broad chested guys dey ....take Chelsea bottle
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by lekinz(m): 7:27pm On Dec 13, 2013
The rock5555: ..........
Oga wetin dis 1 mean now
LiteratureRe: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by lekinz(m): 6:47pm On Dec 13, 2013
D.Ella.luv:
cheesy
to knw d components of d head na

lekinz baba,u r wlcm
Hmmm....Baba indeed....Me na guy Oooooo
LiteratureRe: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by lekinz(m): 5:32pm On Dec 13, 2013
***Runs in with underwear****Holding my Ak 47 with my left hand and my mat with my right hand***

****Spreads the mat under the mango tree****

***Sipping the ogidiga***Na here I go stay till una update ****

So na here all of una dey...no wahala
Technology MarketI Urgently Need Iphone 4s Or 5 Unlocked by lekinz(op): 7:43am On Dec 13, 2013
I urgently need iPhone 4s or 5 unlocked. the phone must be unlocked, neat and working perfectly. I need it urgently and I stay around Ikeja, Lagos. Thanks

08024228729
SportsRe: Uefa Champions League 2013:teams That Have Qualified by lekinz(op): 3:54pm On Dec 12, 2013
pixtuk: barcelona all d way
Yea man....Barcelona 4 life
SportsUefa Champions League 2013:teams That Have Qualified by lekinz(op): 9:02am On Dec 12, 2013
After Wednesday's Matchday 6 action, the field
for the Champions League knockout stage is
all set. Sixteen teams have stamped their
place, with the draw to come on Monday. Here's a quick look at the teams that have
qualified, Champions League Qualifying (courtesy of UEFA.com) Qualified Teams :Teams Manchester United ,
Bayer Leverkusen
Real Madrid
Paris Saint-Germain
Olympiacos
Bayern Munich
Manchester City
Chelsea
Schalke
Borussia Dortmund
Arsenal
Atletico Madrid
Zenit St. Petersburg
Barcelona
AC Milan
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by lekinz(m): 8:44am On Dec 12, 2013
Yawns.....

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