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Romance / Re: How To Know "CATFISH" (fake) Ladies On Nairaland Without Doubts. by lekpalicious(f): 10:39am On Jul 16, 2016
You made some very good comments however i disagree with the part where you say newcomers take months to figure how to use Nairaland.

Nairaland aint that complex and i actually figured how to use it the first day i joined.

Generally one needs to becareful on any anonymous online forum. Whether male or female people are not always who they say they are. Some cases there are even men pretending to be women and women pretending to be men.
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by lekpalicious(f): 5:30pm On Jun 25, 2016
I vote refiner. Cc NLJEGA
Romance / Re: He Is So Romantic by lekpalicious(f): 2:59pm On Jul 11, 2015
correctyourself:


She is from United States of Sanbisa and there is free Visa you, which flight will you want ne booked for you and date?

But I suggest you follow Dangote Truck!
I suggest you go read a book and learn proper English before giving advice

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Romance / Re: He Is So Romantic by lekpalicious(f): 2:13pm On Jul 11, 2015
Which country is he from. I need to relocate grin
This sounds like a topic Onila would make.

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Jokes Etc / Re: When Your Ex Decide To Serve You This As Your Last Meal.(see Photo) by lekpalicious(f): 2:12pm On Jul 11, 2015
Ewww. Poor dog cry cry cry
Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Nigerian Businessman In South Africa by lekpalicious(f): 10:21pm On Jun 08, 2015
all4naija:
Take good care of you. Always be at alert for any of those rabid dogs who called themselves Zulus prowling the streets of South Africa. They are all savages, excepting for the white people!
lol I will thanks. Keep slaying these baffoons tongue lol. Nighty

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Nigerian Businessman In South Africa by lekpalicious(f): 10:18pm On Jun 08, 2015
codeafrica:
coming from women who look like chimp in weaves.
and you assume im south african because?.......
lol I don't look like a chimp and FYI I don't wear weaves. I have real long hair unlike your bald ladies. Besides weaves is not just a Nigerian thing. Your ladies too wear them a lot. It's obvious you are South African but if you want to pretend to be Botswana like that Blue ivy b1tch well no problemo. Just be proud of your country and stop faking other nationalities. South African men are the last men to talk about looks. You are the worst looking men in Africa. Excluding the coloured and Indians etc etc wink
Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Nigerian Businessman In South Africa by lekpalicious(f): 10:14pm On Jun 08, 2015
Am on night call. I need to bounce. This guy came into the hospital with a stab wound. It's not even pay day yet and people are already fighting each other in the sheebens. Now I have to fix this ish angry angry angry but it's my job so ya tongue

Bye all4naija kiss kiss

And you KwereKwere haters angry angry

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Nigerian Businessman In South Africa by lekpalicious(f): 10:07pm On Jun 08, 2015
all4naija:
Call him xenophobe! That is it. I think being a kwerekwere is better than being a xenophobe who is a savage in nature.
lol they are cry babies. When someone says what are you doing on Nairaland then they complain yet they are asking me the same question why I am in SA. Unfortunately I did not make the decision to come here but will definitely make the decision to leave. It's the people that make SA an ugly place to stay. Very primitive and wicked bunch. Not to mention the crime. I always sleep with my door locked. What kind of life is this cry cry

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Nigerian Businessman In South Africa by lekpalicious(f): 10:05pm On Jun 08, 2015
MPSA:


What are you doing in south africa, Nigeria(Chibok) need you more than south africa. Is time to go home(west africa)
Unfortunately I did not decide to be here. My parents came here when I was very little. I am busy with my residency but once I am done will leave this country before I get murdered. It's not as easy going home especially when you are a 'foreigner' but I will go back home though. Don't you worry about that. I honestly can't wait to leave this place

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Nigerian Businessman In South Africa by lekpalicious(f): 9:59pm On Jun 08, 2015
MPSA:


@ Kwerekwere grin grin
angry angry angry grin
Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Nigerian Businessman In South Africa by lekpalicious(f): 9:57pm On Jun 08, 2015
all4naija:
Hahaha... Those people are barbarians indeed. even the advanced development done by the white people of that society yet Zulus refuse to change and embraced civilized life. Smelling Zulus in smelling townships are primitive human beings to say the least.
Dude its not just Zulu people. From Xhosa to every tribe they are all the same primitive bunch. I will admit some are a bit better than the others like the tswana but I would say the worst are the xhosas and Zulus.

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Nigerian Businessman In South Africa by lekpalicious(f): 9:55pm On Jun 08, 2015
vandalZA:
to google that's you job to do and prove me wrong until then switch of the generator and sleep!
*Yawns* so lame you are getting redundant and boring. Speaking of electricity. There was load Shedding today. Sa is really going to the dogs. If I were you I would start investing in that generator you keep making fun off wink

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Nigerian Businessman In South Africa by lekpalicious(f): 9:47pm On Jun 08, 2015
vandalZA:
the problem is that you know nothing about SADC countries.....let me lecture you for free let's that with 1Botswana: all the surnames and names you find in Botswana their are available in south Africa.....same applies to swaziland, LeSotho, Zimbabwe(Ndebele people) and Mozambique(Tsonga people)....you should learn to make effective researches DUMMY!
I know a lot about Sadc countries. I have friends from those countries. What I don't understand is why you people won't admit that it was your South African brother that killed him and not Sadc. Why would they care about Nigerians. It's not their country. Except your people and stop blaming the foreigners.
Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Nigerian Businessman In South Africa by lekpalicious(f): 9:46pm On Jun 08, 2015
all4naija:
Is it not only in South African pastor does something worse than killing? By walking on top of his congregation told to lie down on the floor. Bhwahaha... Primitive human beings! *ptui*
There was a pastor that actually asked people to UnCloth naked and another one who told his congregation to eat grass. Another murdered a fellow pastor as well. Don't mind him

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Nigerian Businessman In South Africa by lekpalicious(f): 9:44pm On Jun 08, 2015
grin
codeafrica:


after calling them baboons you can now quote bible verses? no wonder a murderer in nigeria can start up a church and see nothing wrong in it.
grin grin I was being nice by calling you baboons. After all are you guys not baboons with your animalistic behaviour embarassed embarassed
Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Nigerian Businessman In South Africa by lekpalicious(f): 9:42pm On Jun 08, 2015
all4naija:

The guy carrying stone in that cartoon is probably vandalZA!
Nah Vandal is all talk no action. He is part of the people stealing goods in the picture. Lazy bums

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Nigerian Businessman In South Africa by lekpalicious(f): 9:33pm On Jun 08, 2015
vandalZA:
we don't top the list of rapist in the world or Africa FACT! We don't top the list drunkards in the world or Africa FACT! We don't top the list of murders in the world or Africa FACT! We don't top the list of school drop outs in the world or Africa FACT and you don't want to compared the illiteracy rates between south Africa and Nigeria same applies to everything yes everything!
Yes you don't top the list of rape but you are number 2 in the world undecided

Simple Google search will do. There was even a time when SA had the highest crime in the world. When it comes to violence. You people could give Floyd a lesson or two grin grin

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Nigerian Businessman In South Africa by lekpalicious(f): 9:25pm On Jun 08, 2015
all4naija:
What are you doing in that Zulu hell fire? Please, be careful of those rapists and xenophobes because they can be very deadly in their savagery.
kiss kiss kiss
Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Nigerian Businessman In South Africa by lekpalicious(f): 9:21pm On Jun 08, 2015
cry cry cry Wicked people

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Nigerian Businessman In South Africa by lekpalicious(f): 9:18pm On Jun 08, 2015
grin grin grin look at these baboons breaking down a statue

Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Nigerian Businessman In South Africa by lekpalicious(f): 9:12pm On Jun 08, 2015
Tumisang:
Whoever did this - bravo! lipsrsealed
Typical Sa mentality. They all think like this even there so called educated ones. They thrive on violence and hate. Everything is their right. But they will not face their real problems but blame other Africans for every little thing.

Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Nigerian Businessman In South Africa by lekpalicious(f): 8:58pm On Jun 08, 2015
I bet you the Nigerian was killed because they probably felt he was tough competition. Xenophobia is not just burning people and looting shops a lot of foreigners are being killed and not just Nigerian.

A few Zimbabweans were thrown of moving trains. I know of a Ghanaian medical Dr who was targeted by these same criminals. Shot in front of his house and they drove away.

Crime here is very bad. They are killing themselves what more foreigners. A lot of them cannot tell the difference between most foreigners. They just call everyone the same name Kwere Kwere.

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Nigerian Businessman In South Africa by lekpalicious(f): 8:53pm On Jun 08, 2015
South Africans love to blame foreigners for all the crimes in their country. The killers of lucky Dube were South African.

In the dock: The three men accused of killing Lucky Dube, from left to right, Sifiso Mhlanga, Ludwe Gxowa and Mbuti Mabe [/b]appear at the Johannesburg High Court. Photo: Shayne Robinson, The Star.

About an hour after they pumped two bullets into Lucky Dube, the alleged killers returned to where the reggae superstar lay dead to see if any of the bystanders recognised them.

This was the chilling evidence of a state witness, who also revealed on Tuesday that the two men on trial for the murder didn't recognise him and thought he was a Nigerian.

State witness [b]Mpho Maruping [/b]said her husband had confessed his involvement in Dube's botched hijacking and gave her details on what led to the multi-award-winning superstar's death.

As Dube's relatives sobbed, the woman told the Johannesburg High Court of the night Dube was shot as he dropped off his son and daughter in Rosettenville.

Maruping is the wife of [b]Thabo Maruping
. He was initially charged with Dube's murder but turned state witness.

All the above names are South African local names and typical south African looks

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Politics / Re: This Ghanaian Just Finished Nigeria On Instagram by lekpalicious(f): 10:02am On May 24, 2015
PunkyOh:


Unlike you people I don't feel the need to exaggerate or celebrate stùpidity. I know Nigerians that speak the local languages FLUENTLY. It's not a big deal to me because that's what people with brain do, they learn.
Well you just did by blatantly lying about how Nigerians can speak your local languages lol. They even struggle to even pronounce your names and you here talking about languages. Lol dear people learn what they want to learn . I mean even in South Africa with All your languages not every south african can speak them either. So what more of foreigners. I see common sense is really not common with you embarassed. BTW if you know some does not mean all Nigerians. A few does not represent the majority.
Politics / Re: This Ghanaian Just Finished Nigeria On Instagram by lekpalicious(f): 9:50am On May 24, 2015
PunkyOh:


Silly, just silly.

FYI, your brothers & sisters here speak our local languages. That doesn't make them South African as far as I'm concerned. Keep reasoning with your rectum, because you're doing an astounding job cheesy
This is a lie and you know it. Nigerians in general don't care for South African languages and most do not know how to speak it fluently except perhaps the few greetings.Nigerians could not be bothered by it to be honest just like most don't like your local foods. No need to lie to get your point across
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by lekpalicious(f): 9:48am On May 24, 2015
EfemenaXY:
Thank God It's Friday!

Roast potatoes served with chicken drumsticks, Brussel sprouts, carrots, Frankfurt sausages, and gravy.

Fruits: watermelon and purple grapes.

Happy weekend, house! smiley smiley

I like how you always add vegetables and fruits to your meals. Very healthy

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Politics / Re: Chuka Umunna Shows Off His Girlfriend For First Time (photos) by lekpalicious(f): 8:33pm On May 11, 2015
Firstly this guy is biracial so it's not really a big deal. Secondly this guy is more British then Nigerian. Does he even recognise/ see himself as a Nigerian? If it was a drug related/crime matter you people will be the first to say he is not Nigerian but British.
Romance / Re: Dating Nigerian Men by lekpalicious(f): 5:33pm On Apr 25, 2015
She aint lying though. First thing out of their mouths is "can you cook?" Foolish goats...do i look like your housegirl? grin







Lol on a serious note to me it seems most of these issues are because she may be meeting/dating FOBs. There are plenty of Westernized, educated, and liberal 9ja men who would fit well with her

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by lekpalicious(f): 5:30pm On Apr 25, 2015
cococandy:
Jollof rice
Chicken in tomato sauce.
Coleslaw
Am drooling over here. Your husband is such a lucky guy smiley
Travel / Re: Xenophobia: View Of A Nigerian Living In SA by lekpalicious(f): 7:21am On Apr 18, 2015
PunkyOh:


Lol, no they don't prefer you over us, because if granted a wish, they'd kick all of you out. You do not know South African whites like we know them, so don't even go there. The only reason they prefer foreigners over the locals is because of cheap labour & the fact that they can get away with treating them like trash. You think racists can reform overnight? Impossible. Plus white people are fond of playing mind games, if they told you you're better than South African blacks, it's probably a divide & conquer tactic, it works every time. Don't feel special. Ha!
I do know a lot of whites very well. Most of the racists hate all blacks but they prefer generally foreign blacks then you people. Am not talking just about cheap labour. I work in the medical profession and I studied with a lot of them so I know what am talking about.

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Travel / Re: Save Us From Xenophobic Attacks, Nigerians In S Africa Urge FG by lekpalicious(f): 6:55am On Apr 18, 2015
MduZA:


yeah we don't travel inside our own country because even rural villages have got access to resources that rural villages in other African countries can only dream of...
lol keep on deceiving yourselfs

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