An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2 million naira to a wrong
account number via Mobile Money Transfer.He thought
of what to do so as to stop the person from withdrawing
the money and he came up with this: He sent a message
to the person's phone saying. "Hello Dark and Worthy
Initiate, I hope u are ok. I believe u have received the
money I sent to u? It's for your initiation into the Eternal
Mystical Order Of Glorious Satanism in the Ogboni
Fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow's midnight
12am. That money is only for your transport. I'll send you
more for your shopping. There are riches awaiting you in
this Kingdom. Two weeks after the initiation, a family
member very close to your heart will die in a mysterious
circumstance and another 2 weeks later the next person
close to your heart again will die too, these deaths will
unlock your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night to any
part of the world, change into all kinds of animal to
deliver
your various assignments. Remember to come with a
syringe and needle for drawing your blood every 20
minutes. Please remember that you must not come a
minute late nor a minute earlier because the Viceroy of
Satan will be there himself to
officiate the ceremony. Thanks in advance. But in case
you are not ready to join, please send back the money
otherwise you will die in the next 24hrs". .......5 minutes
later he got an sms saying, wow, pls send another 2
million naira my friend is also interested....The Igbo Man
Fainted

The journey into the world of employment can
take different forms. For some, it can be easy
while for others it might be very difficult.
Finding that particular job that resonates with
you; that brings out the nest in you; that
makes you be on top of your game at all time is
not child’s play. The
higher the level of the interview process the
more difficult the questions you are asked.
And your ability to tactfully answer these
questions will put you in a vantage position
over other interviewees.
It is important to note that apart from the
regular interview questions, some other
questions may pop up that are not even
related to the job you are applying for.
Sometimes interviewers do this to see how you
can think on the spot and make decisions when
you have a short time to decide. And also
know that it is one of the ways to separate the
wheat from the chaff.
So what are some of the hard questions you
may likely be asked at your next interview?
Let us consider 10 of such questions.
1. How did you or will you deal with a non-
performing colleague? This is a human
relationship question. The essence is to test
your ability to work with people and be a team
player. Definitely there will be times that
colleagues fail in their duties and your own
work is affected, but how do you deal with
such situation? Tell the panel that you will find
out if all is well with the colleague provided
everything necessary to do his/her work is
available. Tell them you will ask if there is
nothing disturbing this colleague and if
anything, how may you help so that his/her
work and yours does not suffer.
2. Describe your relationship with your last
boss or supervisor: The truth is that you can
never have a perfect boss or supervisor. There
will always be areas where you disagree with
him/her. And these disagreements sometimes
can be awry and leave much to be desired.
However, you don’t have to tell the panel how
you hated your boss or supervisor, because
doing so will give an impression of how you
will be relating with your new boss or
supervisor should you be hired.
3. How do you get along with older or younger
colleagues? The world of work is dynamic and
you will meet different people with different
ideologies and age ranges. Your colleagues
could be older or younger. Except if there are
laid down policies that stipulate how to relate
in terms of addressing each other, for example
as it is in some corporate organisations where
they address each other by their first names,
then how you relate and get along becomes
critical. Mention that respect is a virtue that
you have (hopefully you do), and that giving
everyone their dues is how you deal with
people, whether they are younger or older.
4. What is your main weakness? This is a
tricky question and many interviewees fail it
because they unwittingly give answers that
focus on their inability to deliver on the job.
Remember that always, during interview focus
should always be about your strength and that
is what you should always project. So in a
situation like this tell them you have
tendencies to over work. Or that you can’t
stand it when targets are not met. This way
you have turned ‘weakness into strength’ by
giving such reply.
5. What salary do you expect? Many job
applicants fail at this stage of the interview.
Many make the mistake of talking money at
the first stage of the interview. Doing this may
project you as being money conscious. Do all
you can at this stage to show what value and
how you will add that value to the company.
But when it gets to the salary part, be careful
not to be the first to mention a figure, because
you may mention an amount lower than what
the company is planning to pay. You should
wait and let them give you a range that they
are willing to pay and then pick a figure that is
slightly above the median amount. But if you
are not sure, you can tell them you will get
back to them so you can go and do your
research to know industry standard as it
relates to the job you are applying for. You
can do an online search.
6. Where do you see yourself in the next five
years? Another very knavish question that
requires some level of dexterity in answering.
Interviewees who are not skilled will fall into
this trap easily. When you answer this
question you must show how this job will help
you build a career. Don’t say you are going to
switch careers and move on to something else
that might suggest to the interviewers that you
are not committed and focused. Mention
where you see yourself in five years and how
this job is key to take you there, not the
money, but the challenge, experience and
opportunity that comes from doing such a job.
7. What kind of a leader are you? A novice
might be caught napping here. Someone who
does not know that leadership is not about the
position but responsibility will goof with this
question. Basically, there are two types of
leaders (but further breakdown exist),
autocratic or democratic. An autocratic leader
does not listen to team members. He just
issues commands and everyone must obey
without questioning. But a democratic leader
is one who carries team member along; listens
to their views and opinions and then accepts
when he makes mistakes and makes amends.
He also does not arrogate all the glory to
himself but acknowledges the efforts made by
other team members. So this question is
seeking to find out if you are a team player. So
watch your steps before you slip.
8. If you find money or any other valuable
within work premises that the owner cannot
be traced, what will you do? Before anything,
you should know this is a question about your
integrity. Can you be trusted is what they want
to know (Hopefully you can be). Tell them
since the money is not yours and the owner
cannot be traced immediately you will hand it
over to the company for keeps in case the
owner shows up later, or as the case may be,
hand it over to the police. And if you have an
experience that can back that point give it.
9. Why should I hire you? Many job applicants
freeze at this question. Naturally you would
have thought that the interviewer should know
why you are there facing the panel in the first
place, so why the question “Why should I hire
you?” You are expected to show the panel that
you have the necessary set of skills and
experience to deliver on the job. That is why
you should have done your homework to
know what the job entails and then go there
and tell them you are well equipped with the
skills and experience you have garnered from
past jobs you have done.
10. Why do you want to work here? “Why do
you want to work here” is similar to “Why
should I hire you”, but they are not the same.
At this question of why you want to work here,
you are simply to tell the panel of your
admiration for the organisation. Point out
some noble projects they do, some CSR
projects, how they treat their staff with high
regard and make working environment
conducive and how their activities are helping
to make life better for people and so on.
There you have ten of some of the hard
interview questions that you may be asked
during your next interview. Remember that
the interview session is not primarily set up to
look for ways to disqualify you, but for you to
proof to the interviewer that you are qualified.
I wish you all the best at your next interview.

Glory b to God Almighty

The 30-year-old netted against Rayo
Vallecano on Wednesday to take
him to yet another milestone and
move within touching distance of the
club's all-time record
By Kris Voakes
8 Apr 2015 22:28:00
Cristiano Ronaldo scored
his 300th goal for Real
Madridon Wednesday
away at Rayo Vallecano in
La Liga.
The Portuguese star, who
joined the club in a then-world record £70
million transfer from Manchester United in
2009, reached the milestone as he headed home
Dani Carvajal's cross in only his 288th
appearance in Madrid colours.
The strike against Rayo also leaves him just two
goals away from a fifth consecutive 50-goal
season, with his 33 in 35 games during his debut
2009-10 campaign marking his only failure to
rack up a half century since he arrived in Madrid.
His 300 goals for the Blancos include 214 in La
Liga and 60 in the Champions League. As well as
21 Copa del Rey goals, he has also struck three
times in the Supercopa de Espana and twice in
the European Super Cup.
300 - Cristiano Ronaldo has scored his
300th competitive goal with Real Madrid.
Ray. pic.twitter.com/o4bvHjXzcz
— OptaJose (@OptaJose) April 8, 2015
Ronaldo scored five goals in 31 games for first
club Sporting Lisbon before his £10.8m move to
Manchester United in 2003. In six seasons at Old
Trafford he added 118 in 292 goals, but has taken
his goalscoring feats to a new level since arriving
in the Spanish capital.
Real Madrid and Spanish newspaper Marca
actually claimed that Ronaldo had reached the
300-goal landmark with his fifth in the 9-1 win
over Granada on Sunday since both still count a
strike by Pepe against Real Sociedad in 2011 as
being the striker's goal, despite officials
confirming the defender as the scorer.
The 30-year-old is the third highest scorer in
Real Madrid's long history, with only Alfredo Di
Stefano's 308 and Raul's 323 bettering Ronaldo's
current haul.
Ronaldo had earlier been unjustly booked for
diving and is set to be suspended for one match
as a result. m.goal.com/x/en-gb/news/10585612

Largas:
Hahaha I dey jalingo now. Come see people celebrating Goodluck ' s victory.

celebratin failure

The Lagos State chapter of the All Progressives Congress has asked Lagos residents not to vote for
the Peoples Democratic Party in the forthcoming elections, saying doing so would turn the state into
“a theatre of unending war and violence.” The opposition party, which accused President Goodluck Jonathan of courting “violent militia groups” in his bid to win the polls, said Lagosians needed to be alerted to the grand plan by the PDP to provoke violence in Lagos State, where “peace has endured for years.” The APC, in a statement by its Lagos State Publicity Secretary, Joe Igbokwe, said the recent rally by members of the Oodua Peoples Congress, with attendant vandalism of APC campaign posters and billboards signalled a return to the days of insecurity in the state, should PDP be voted in the forthcoming March 28 and April 11 general elections. The statement read in part, “We want to alert the good people of Lagos to the grand design by the PDP that has supervised the worst security crisis the country since the civil war, to launch unending violence and seek to compromise the enviable security situation we have been enjoying when other parts of the country became theatres of insecurity. “We want to alert Lagosians that sponsoring and launching gun-toting OPC militias on Lagos streets is the last ditch effort of an incompetent government to launch violence on Lagosians so as to prepare them for the return of wholesome criminality and other forms of insecurity that Lagosians have put behind them. “We want to remind Lagosians that the same way and manner the PDP and the Jonathan presidency are sponsoring and arming OPC to cause mayhem and insecurity in Lagos was the same way the PDP armed and sponsored hoodlums in the South- South, and after elections they became kidnappers and assassins and Nigeria has not recovered from this. The same way and manner was also adopted by the PDP to train and sponsor hoodlums for electoral violence in the North and they were soon to become Boko Haram militants, as revealed by the late former National Security Adviser, Gen. Andrew Azazi. “We want to warn Lagosians that the return of violent crime and violent political campaigns by the desperate PDP in its bid to overwhelm and conquer
Lagos will inflict tremendous harm on their wellbeing and security, if Lagosians cast their votes for the PDP. We warn that voting for PDP, which has
compromised the peace and tranquillity of Lagos as a result of its deadly desire for power in recent weeks.”The Lagos State chapter of the All Progressives Congress has asked Lagos residents not to vote for
the Peoples Democratic Party in the forthcoming elections, saying doing so would turn the state into
“a theatre of unending war and violence.” The opposition party, which accused President Goodluck Jonathan of courting “violent militia groups” in his bid to win the polls, said Lagosians needed to be alerted to the grand plan by the PDP to provoke violence in Lagos State, where “peace has endured for years.” The APC, in a statement by its Lagos State Publicity Secretary, Joe Igbokwe, said the recent rally by members of the Oodua Peoples Congress, with attendant vandalism of APC campaign posters and billboards signalled a return to the days of insecurity in the state, should PDP be voted in the forthcoming March 28 and April 11 general elections. The statement read in part, “We want to alert the good people of Lagos to the grand design by the PDP that has supervised the worst security crisis the country since the civil war, to launch unending violence and seek to compromise the enviable security situation we have been enjoying when other parts of the country became theatres of insecurity. “We want to alert Lagosians that sponsoring and launching gun-toting OPC militias on Lagos streets is the last ditch effort of an incompetent government to launch violence on Lagosians so as to prepare them for the return of wholesome criminality and other forms of insecurity that Lagosians have put behind them. “We want to remind Lagosians that the same way and manner the PDP and the Jonathan presidency are sponsoring and arming OPC to cause mayhem and insecurity in Lagos was the same way the PDP armed and sponsored hoodlums in the South- South, and after elections they became kidnappers and assassins and Nigeria has not recovered from this. The same way and manner was also adopted by the PDP to train and sponsor hoodlums for electoral violence in the North and they were soon to become Boko Haram militants, as revealed by the late former National Security Adviser, Gen. Andrew Azazi. “We want to warn Lagosians that the return of violent crime and violent political campaigns by the desperate PDP in its bid to overwhelm and conquer
Lagos will inflict tremendous harm on their wellbeing and security, if Lagosians cast their votes for the PDP. We warn that voting for PDP, which has
compromised the peace and tranquillity of Lagos as a result of its deadly desire for power in recent weeks.”The Lagos State chapter of the All Progressives Congress has asked Lagos residents not to vote for
the Peoples Democratic Party in the forthcoming elections, saying doing so would turn the state into
“a theatre of unending war and violence.” The opposition party, which accused President Goodluck Jonathan of courting “violent militia groups” in his bid to win the polls, said Lagosians needed to be alerted to the grand plan by the PDP to provoke violence in Lagos State, where “peace has endured for years.” The APC, in a statement by its Lagos State Publicity Secretary, Joe Igbokwe, said the recent rally by members of the Oodua Peoples Congress, with attendant vandalism of APC campaign posters and billboards signalled a return to the days of insecurity in the state, should PDP be voted in the forthcoming March 28 and April 11 general elections. The statement read in part, “We want to alert the good people of Lagos to the grand design by the PDP that has supervised the worst security crisis the country since the civil war, to launch unending violence and seek to compromise the enviable security situation we have been enjoying when other parts of the country became theatres of insecurity. “We want to alert Lagosians that sponsoring and launching gun-toting OPC militias on Lagos streets is the last ditch effort of an incompetent government to launch violence on Lagosians so as to prepare them for the return of wholesome criminality and other forms of insecurity that Lagosians have put behind them. “We want to remind Lagosians that the same way and manner the PDP and the Jonathan presidency are sponsoring and arming OPC to cause mayhem and insecurity in Lagos was the same way the PDP armed and sponsored hoodlums in the South- South, and after elections they became kidnappers and assassins and Nigeria has not recovered from this. The same way and manner was also adopted by the PDP to train and sponsor hoodlums for electoral violence in the North and they were soon to become Boko Haram militants, as revealed by the late former National Security Adviser, Gen. Andrew Azazi. “We want to warn Lagosians that the return of violent crime and violent political campaigns by the desperate PDP in its bid to overwhelm and conquer
Lagos will inflict tremendous harm on their wellbeing and security, if Lagosians cast their votes for the PDP. We warn that voting for PDP, which has
compromised the peace and tranquillity of Lagos as a result of its deadly desire for power in recent weeks.” source: www.punchng.com/news/pdpll-turn-lagos-into-a-war-zone-apc/

# JOB_WAHALA!!!
A graduate in Biology from University of Benin was having
difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the
daily newspapers for a job at a zoo. In the interview, the
manager told him that their gorilla, which had been
tourists attraction has died so they needed someone to
dress up & pretend as gorilla.
The graduate was embarrassed, but since the salary was
OK, he accepted the job.
The 1st day, he put on the gorilla skin & entered the cage,
he started jumping up and down, beat his chest & roared
like gorilla.
The next day, he put on a gorilla skin & started moving
around the zoo again & mistakenly entered another cage
and found himself staring at a lion.
The lion roared & rushed towards him.
The scared graduate quickly forgot that he is a gorilla &
started shouting like human, "Help! Help!" The lion leaped
onto him,knocked him to the ground & whispered in his
ear "Jimi" it's me Chuks, ur course mate. Shut up or we'll
both lose our job....

sbaks:
[b]Amaechi will so suffer after this elections. That is a fact. I give him may 29th he would be busy crying his eyes out. Amaechi my advice for you. I was once like you, following hausa people until my eyes began to open. They would make sure you are enemies with your fellow christians, get necessary informations from you, use you like a fool, then they will DUMP YOU in such a way that your fellow christian brothers would not even use a 20m pole to touch you not to talk of helping you (because they must have seen you as a betrayer hence lost confidence in you). They would make you hated. Goodluck is soooooo wise to have ran to his fellow christians because this is what will make him win. FACT! Have you guys ever noticed(for those of you with hausa friends) that whenever you are together with them, when they see any of their fellow islamists, they so much abandon you to the extent you will feel like nothing. They are such fanatics.
Nigerians tell me if true true dem no wan islamize us, wetin be the meaning of that Arabic inscription for our naira note? Nigeria na Arabic nation?
Why is it that they always bite their teeth whenever a christian is in power (even though the christian is trying his best)? It was done to obasanjo, now goodluck
Mtcheeeeeew. Amaechi would be dumped no matter what. They are only using him in other to make him an enemy of christians and to get the secret of christianity (I.e how they can capture christians to vote for them) shikenan! After that, they will throw him into a THRASH CAN! I HAVE SAID SO. You guys will bear me witness GOD's Grace because I SAID SO [/b]

did think bfore postin dis @ all

These are the Ten Types of invigilator you will meet in the university/
polytechnic
1. The ones who will praise the first student to submit his
booklet making every other students look like they know
nothing. Woooooow !!! Do you mean you have finished?
They will face other students and say " can see your life
oooo?, he finished b4 an hour" That is a well prepared
student
2. The ones who will keep telling you the history of their
lives, how they performed excellently amongst their peers
when they were in college. They will tell you they were
always prepared for any exam & the barely got "C" * if I
hear*
3. The ones who will collect your question paper and go
through it. They will ask" why sweating profusely for these
cheap questions? If I were you I would have finished since
*if I hear*
4. The ones formimg James Bond in the hall. They will
start giving testimonies of how many students they have
caught cheating and have been rusticated **wetin concern
me with dat one ?**
5. The ones who will collect your question paper, go
through the questions and shake their heads pitifully
without saying anything
6. The ones who will glance at your answer booklet and
they will ask why your booklet is blank. "Didn't you read 4
dis exam ?" **Abeg swerve go left jhor**
7. The ones who will never accept your apology if you are
caught cheating. The moment you are caught cheating, just
hurriedly obtain the next available Jamb form grin
8. The ones who are very sensitive. Try communicate with
any student and they will change your seat grin . You keep
wondering how smart they really are to have noticed you
9. The ones who are very gentle and friendly. Thirty
minutes into they hall they are already sleeping. The
moment you are making noise, they will wake up, walk
around and return back to their seat. Before you know it
they will sleep off grin
10. The ones who will force you to submit even if you still
have an hour left. They will tell you "what are you still
writing when all your mates have submitted.

justme002:
Wud have won that money if I was asked to list 100 achievements of GEJ!

. Na u MUMU pass,,,, give me 10

WhoDeyThere:
K o


B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G: Obasanjo Defects To APC
OBJ Buhari
This is not just breaking news, it is also breath-
taking but it is always our pleasure to bring you
firsthand information so as to keep you abreast of
happenings in and out of Nigeria.
Research has it that the former President of
Nigeria,
Olusegun Obasanjo aka OBJ, has finally defected to
the GMB-Driven party – APC.
This is a shocker but speaking with the former
President OBJ himself at his farm in Ota, he has
given a few reasons why his defecting should not
just be accepted by Nigerians but should also be
applauded.
Find his statement below:
“I have reason to believe that most or should I say
all of you are wondering why I have chosen to
defect to the defunct APC and I must say that if I
had been told that I would have to switch party
some 5 years ago, I myself would have argued it.
I believe in transparency and integrity but
unfortunately, PDP is an opposite of such
attributes.
They dwell in deception and in the lowest form of
debase if I may say.
I believe change is what Nigeria needs and
regardless of whether GMB can deliver or not, it is
still change in a way. Nigeria needs to be delivered
from a useless government that has taken over
since I left presidency.
If you have read my book, you will see that
Jonathan is nothing different from my VP when I
was president. Atiku was just a big time backbiter
unknown to him that when you have people behind
you, your back actually becomes visible to you.
I want to use this medium to say a very big thank
you to the leaders of the APC for accepting me as I
am and I am proud to say that come 2015, APC is
taking over Nigeria for good of us all.
I am a civilian like you all now so I understand what
it means to live in the suburbs as you are all aware
that I stay nowhere else apart from my village here
in Ota.
Finally, I would like to implore all Nigerians that
come 2015 Elections, VOTE GOOD GOVERNMENT
NOT GOOD LUCK”

. How sure ar u,, and what is ur source

masterpower:

MY FRIEND, WHY NOT COLLECT YOURS AND SPARE YOURSELF OF THE BITTER COMPLAIN?
BY THE WAY, IS IT A CRIME TO FEED THE PEOPLE?

did u said feed d nation? Feeding d nation during election only... ALL IZZZ WELLL

firefire,,, am sory if is offensive

IMAGINE PDP GIVING THE PEOPLE OF LAGOS STATE RICE IN SOME AREA IN OTHER TO VOTE GEJ

Y IS POLICE NOT WELL ORGANIZE. IS GETTING LONGER. SOM PPU HAS GIVEN UP ALREADY [color=#990000][/color]