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dazzle101:
Before I get sense, yes I even tried to listen, plus I had one as a fellow corps member during nysc but now wey I don get sense, so no frigging wayyyyyyyy


Annoying of all and that which I deemed my last encounter with these guys was a couple months back: I was preparing to go out, even running late and I rushed into the bathroom to bathe, dress up and hurry to keep my appointment. Infact already started when I heard this so loud bang on the glass door, I wanted to ignore n hurry out but the bang grew louder, soooo annoying I begin wonder who I dey ff share house. I angrily rinsed my face and ran out to check: only for me to see this man almost peeping into the apartment and the lady behind him too. I asked yes, what do u want and immediately ; we are jws here to share.... I just vex, ddnt even wait for him to finish b4 I yelled: I was trying to bathe, funny I even rushed out with my towel to peep n discharge whoever it was that had come to supposedly cut short my time and the man still had the effrontery to say "sorry but we just need 5mins of ur time to share the word" chei, ishin gbaka, whatttt 5mins of my time to share the word with me when I'm not even dressed. I just told them, sorry I don't have 5mins and went back in.

Since then? Ano wan take eyes see dem again, what kinda rubbish is that. Was even thinking after seeing my state they'd even decide to leave but no, mbok they had to ask for 5mins...

Smh!!! I still get upset whenever I remember that rude intrusion.....

Lol they can be annoying

diamantnoir:
Malamu yo ndege nini @lepasharon!

Nazali malamu. How did you find Nairaland?

winner01:
Post such videos. Thank you.

Lol you post them

sonOfLucifer:
Need a new username. This one is demonic.

Yh man. About time...

sonOfLucifer:
lepaaaa...
how body? hope ur good.

Lol yh. When will you stop trolling for satan

Funny how jehovah's witnesses never go to hell..

I thought she was, 'mama ogechi'?

Allahu akbar

diamantnoir:
Hi everyone!!!

I am new here and looking for people who can learn me some words in Haussa, Igbo and yoruba...I love these beautiful languages! also the nigerian culture. I do listen nigerian musik but sometimes I don't understand that's why I want to learn... I am an african woman from DRCongo but living in Canada... Hit me back

You from Congo? Ndenge nini?

They are true Christians

Who Dem epp?

springtech:
OMG I love that Tiger nut like KILODE. I buy it almost everyday on my way back from work, once I get to Rumukwurusi bus stop, you need to see the way people look at this man dressed in suit patronizing an aboki at the BUS STOP.

Taaaaaaah.

Me I no send no body, I buy my thing, get away, enter keke and ZOOOOM.

Getting home, my kids be like, daddy, what did you buy
Me I be like: I bought our "as usual na".
Children: Daddy oya let mummy wash if for us na.
Wifey: Na the dry one or the wet one.
Me: Na the 2 I buy oooo, you eat the one u like na.

My family been like TIGER NUT since 1956.

We are gonna try the juice soon.

What does it taste like

Onezie:
Wash, soak and blend tiger nuts, dates, coconut and ginger. Sieve and add sugar & flavour to taste. Serve it chill and note dat it has to be refrigerated to prevent it from going bad. Thank u

Lol,Your short summary is better than the OP

Lol, no atheist says they are wise. Your insecurities led you to think they are.

Why does this one look different?

It came out that smooth?

annunaki2:
And when did you ever see me responding to those who criticize my religion

Lol just now

annunaki2:
And you think you are normal

More in touch with reality. Why you mad tho, you criticise Islam and can't take it when someone criticises your religion

Everybody thinks muslims are crazy but I think all religious ppl are crazy.

Aww she's cute. She is growing on me

I ask again, is there anyone here in the UK going for graduate entry medicine?

If you actually look at it. Satan can do nothing on less god told him to...

frank317:
The worst part is that Lucifer wasn't even mentioned to have tempted Adam and Eve in the Bible . The Bible made it clear that is was the serpent which was the wisest among the beast of the field. How did that translate to Lucifer or Satan?

The only place in the Bible Satan acted was when God gave him permission to torment Job.

No where did he lie, murder, or destroy, I just don't get how these people read their holy book.

The original translation didn't even say a serpent, it said the silver one.Neither did the original translation say the fruit was apple either.

Godswillnwaoma:
I.m proudly a Jehovah witness.

Where you the one that knocked my door today?

Better face ur books

Can you tell the story again?

Lol no I found it sexy

Clinton594:
I don't know what exactly happened, but when mum did it early this year, all the tomatoes got foul taste. We couldn't use them for stew anywhere anymore even tho they were refrigerated always. Almost two baskets.

I think it's a 50-50 thingy

The tomatoes must have got contaminated somewhere

His daughter is wearing weave at a young age...