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Lekmusic: People no wan take injection!!!

Yess o!

the infamous terrorist beard

the infamous terrorist beard

SexMatters:
COMMON LIES PATIENTS TELL (truth in brackets)

- I've had only one D&C (2 or more)

- Sugary foods caused my piles (backdoor)

- I stopped boozing heavily last year (its even worse now )

- I haven't had a intimate partner in years (Were Intimate 3 days ago)

- This rash started last week (2 years ago)

- I fell off okada(my girlfriends husband caught us)

- I have never given a woman head in my life

- I have never sucked a joystick talk less swallow Fluid (gonorrhoea in the throat)

- I'm heterosexual

Loool,oh gosh!

But you must admit that some celebs are quite good.
I know its a sin to worship celebs

Babzilla:
God bless U for this thread. A doctor was telling me about how women r brought bleeding from some botched abortion and instead of giving information on the quack they'll be swearing (even at the point of death)that they are virgins and they're not pregnant, and they've never been straffed etc. Lawd have mercy  

Whatt!? how do u expect to get away with a lie like that?!

mallam

Give me the fair one

I survive on ALG

firstly,is there any human rights law??

lool funny responses here,anyways i thought its natural shea butter for babys skin?

rip to that little boy who was killed in london cos of this ignorance

it is the Muslims and Hindus who believe hell is temporary,they beleive you will burn for a little while,to be purified then led into heaven afterwards.

thank you very much y me

There are ghosts, i have experienced one.

Insted of these japanese to focus on how to stop their ppl from going extinct they are here investing useless devices

Read and be informed

r u sure dis men are igbo!

can u guys also tell me how how to make a chocolate also,i can make simple cake but i want to know how to do a chocolatey one

;d ;d ;d ;d

i feel u are highly misguided

What about ppl who have seen revelations of heaven and hell?

I like the smell of hospital and dentist
its a clean smell.
nd the smell of bleach

y me:
BANANA CAKE RECIPE

INGREDIENTS
500g (17.5 ounces) Ripe Banana (Smash it)
400g (one and a half cups) Sugar
4 Eggs
200g (7 ounces) Evaporated Milk
400g (one and a half cups) Self raising Flour
15g (3 teaspoons) Baking Powder
13g (1 tablespoon) Baking Soda
250g (8.75 ounces) Olive Oil

i made banana cake once,it was just too sweet.
if ur telling us to add that much sugar,shouldnt the banana be less? Cos the banana alone can sweeten it.
It will be too sweet now

This guy is talking bs!

u claim u beleive in d bible,but ur talkin about reincarnation?isnt dat a Hindu teaching?? Doesn't the bible say it is appointed 4 man to die once,then face judgement!?

You say there is no hell?So what is sheol in the OT talking about then?If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than with two hands to go into hell, where the fire[b] never goes out.[/b]

didnt the bible say the road to heaven is very narrow?so how are you saying everybody will enter heaven?
nd how are u deciding who r Gods ppl ,based on what?

HAVE U GUYS FORGOTTEN THE OP ALREADY HAS A CHILD ALSO?

lmaaao at the responses here!

^ but are not worried about thinning edges due to constant braiding??

EEw!^

abeg where can i watch noolywood classics??