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I lost my promising beautiful daughter in a motor accident and her mother was badly injured that condemned her right hand. This happened April this year and uptill this moment we are still visiting hospital to see physio. This really shattered my heart and the memories of her keeps coming like a flash.

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How to deyam a goat
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Firstly, tell goat to ate yam
secondly, invite goat over
thirdly, tell goat to vomit
Goat says over his dead body
goat says if you cant purge the head eater, I will rather die
then, if goat refuses, you cage goat,
after, if goat eats official document, you cuff the goat
get goat to meet stringent conditions
goat then begs for condition to be relaxed
goat accuses "conditioner" as colleague
goat's condition is relaxed, goat begins to fall ill,
goat then "falls off his own accord" amongst fellow goats
goat is hospitalized and denied access to specialist goat doctor,
goat's life is threatened and goats agrees to be deyamed.
Goat uses every means to appeal to be deyamed as the weight of yams is hurting goat's back.
finally, goat supports the once selective deyaming process.
Shall we receive yam from goat??

Op! 5yrs u said? and no issue yet, i just hope that the babe won't dumped him after she might have drained the guy pocket. The truth must be told, majority of 9ja babe don't like "short guys" but this one, money speak nonsense. I don't think Aki has been really doing the needful to the satisfaction of his wife cos of the size of his "joy stick". Most of the ladies likes it bigggggg. I stand to be corrected.

As at the time of filing this report, no fewer than 20 police vans were patrolling the area to check if the robbers were going to return and ensure safety of lives and properties.


Mercy after death! NPF is the most annoying force in the country. Almighty God is my protector.

what is "lavish dinner" in eating fried rice and jollof rice after fasting? some pple can exaggerate. poverty na bastard.

The Lord is wonderful, d baby was discovered 3days after. All praises be to the omnipotent God. The heart of human full of wickedness, God av mercy.

It's so unfortunate that the 8th Senate started on the impunity of last regime. We have all witnessed the inaugurations of our various states of Assembly, can anyone tell me any of the states Assembly inaugurated without the legal proclamation of their states governors? When you talk about forming a quorum, is the 2/3 of the senate that can form the quorum and 2/3 of 109 is 72 senators. So what are we talking about?. I stand to be corrected of any divergent opinion on this.

Nawa for dis super chicken o, I hope Jonathan will take dis glory too as he normally does. He should use dis one too through his TAN agents to campaign.

On a more serious note,why is Mr. President jumping from one church to another? If you have worked the way you r being portrade, your work should speak for u. As far as I am concerned, Gej is not a man of his word. Is also a religion bigot. If it is buhari visiting from one Iman to anoda, they will say he want to islamize Nigerian. I hate it when pple use religion as a facade.

simply put, how does this affect a common man on this street, building private universities without employment opportunity after graduation,ASUU strike is their without an headway on it. I pity this country called Nigeria.

Guy: Are a virgin?
Lady: Yes, am a virgin.When she now visit u for house and u make a move to confirm the virginity and u discovered she is not what she claimed and u asked but u said u r a virgin? response from the lady " i was abused when i was young, and i thought am still a virgin.
Ladies in school their own goes thus:
Guy: Hi, hw was ur day 2day?
Lady: boring want to
Guy:what makes it boring?
Lady: Am broke, i dont have money
Guy:Why not consider going home for some cash or ask dad and mum to credit ur acct
Lady: My mum is not working, and my dad has been sick for a while now, so i dont want to bothered them with my own issue.indirectly she is asking for money from u. Lier. Ladies Can lie. she stays for ijora badia, she will tell u she live in Lekki phase1 lol.

, Who is this yeye Eze of a man? who lied against God.is he now a pastor? saying that is God that instruct GEJ to grant state pardon to his formal boss. With the way things are going in this country,this nation can never move forward and no positive change can takes place.

HBD BRO, Baba God nooooooo niiiiiiiiiiiiii.

Happy birthday Desmond,we shared the same Birthday date.Do have yourself a blast.

For how long are we going to continue hearing all this trash without a comprehensive action been taken to curb it? i am of the believe that it will get to a stage where the masses will no longer take this rubbish anymore cos our so called Government is frustrating, pushing and playing our patient, and when the elastic limit is exceeded, i bet u this country will lead to anarchy.This is absurd, 4 billion naira for first lady house? and GEJ govt,keep on promising to create jobs, is this hw his going to do it. A lot of graduates without job, our govt are not planning of giving them stipend every month to take of themselves, with this 4 billion naira, alot of meaningful things can be achieved.I am sorry for this country.

Naija i hail ooo.