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Simps and stupidity

Dem go dey ignore their fellow guys dey give girl wey no send their papa all kind of gifts

olamoses75:
My heart always bleed anytime I see a post like this. I think being a simp is now worse than poverty. I can only pity your mother.

As in eh. Being a simp is bad o. Now add to this OP wey no come get money.

Wahala!

UGLYSALT:
Okay Our Daughter is 4 Months Now !!! ..... This Woman no wan Go !!!

Abi na 20k Pocket Money i dey Give her every Month for my House !!!

Please you Guys should tell me what to do !!!

She Came for OMUGWO oooooo .... Before you wake up in the morning , This woman don already.... ON DSTV Dey watch African Magic Showcase , With a Bottle For Cool Drink !!!

She No Wan Go Again !!!

I Don tell her Daughter and wetin my wife tell me is ..... "IF SHE GO NOW ..... HOW WILL I BE BATHING OUR BABY" ..... I Don tell her that I Can Bath Our Baby .... She is insisting that she must stay !!!

Here is WHERE The Problem dey ooooo , Read below.

Una know say .... them talk say if woman born , All her curves will come out .... I Think say na Joke oooo

As my wife Born Last 4 Months .... Chaiaa ... come see soft body and Curves ....

But do you know that her Mother Told her Not to Give me Kpekusss Untill Our Baby is 6 To 8 Months !!! .... SINCE THIS WOMAN Born . I NEVER NACK HER oooooooo , and she dey flaunt all those Curves for my Face !!!

Her Mother Can Give Advice for Africa , This woman will come to my room , KNOCK and ask me to come to the LIVING ROOM !!!
She will start Giving all those village advice !!!
weah dey vex me ..... Make i no dey keep friends , Make i dey drink 1 beer in a week , That i chop too much suya , That i should be going to Morning Mass (Church everyday) .

Biko am Tired , what should i do !!!

At the bolded whatttttttttttt

In your own house o!

This is what happens when you are not rich, you show your wife is your one and only and over familiarity

Guys out there hustle oooooooooo. If not, get ready for insults everywhere including from your mother in law like this guy

E be like say lionslee216 ti je yahoo, that's why he has started posting again

WaywardSon:
Thought you were gonna mention valid points, nothing you said made sense,

Are you a regime supporter?
Abeg comot road, if people wanna leave, let them leave.

Any Nigerian with a good work ethic will definitely do well for himself abroad

What's here? Besides terrorism, low wages. ASUU strike, skull miners, adulterated fuel, collapsing buildings, sexual perverts, and bigots.

Stop hating and mind your business

These are the issues especially the bolded.

I repeat, if you plan on japaing illegally (even when there are so many legal ways to do so), then you no get right to blame our politicians......periodt!

As you dey talk "This country don spoil our politicians na him spoil am" also tell your hypocritical self that "omo, me sef follow spoil am o"

So everywhere you look these days, almost all the young people want to relocate a.k.a japa. What I find hilarious is the reason they always claim made them decide to japa but some of us can see through the crap they say! As far as I am concerned, what they lowkey plan to do when you get there is same as what these our politicians are doing in Nigeria.

Yes! If you fall under these set of people, you have NO RIGHT to insult Nigeria because you o, buhari o and other politicians NO DIFFERENCE!!!

Over staying your visit visa: Believe it or not many of the people who make noise about japa, plan to use this illegal means to stay there. They are ones that are so quick to run to Twitter to talk down on Nigeria. They do these things yet they insult Nigeria politicians for doing illegal things. No be juju be that

Planning to marry your ancestor for papers: you are toying with people's feeling because of your selfish gain. Just like how politicians do. They are currently toying with the people's feeling because election is coming soon. As far as I am concerned I don't any difference o!

Anyway, If you want to japa, japa......but my own is, just resist the urge to shalaye when you know your intention is part of the above things I mentioned

Oolalekan001:
I was tired � of thinking and being depressed this afternoon. And I slept and saw my self in Berlin Germany in my dream and I woke up, went to ease myself and during the process using my phone and the first pics I saw on my WhatsApp status na im I post above so

Please pray for me so my dreams can come to pass

Oh, na dream sef

Lekan Lekan wake up, mama talk say make you go fetch water

Hope you are there legally if not, you go still come back its just a matter of time

Congratulations to Chelsea

Reussite:
Bro I'm a big fan of Ronaldo but truth be told he's been underperforming of recent & missing some good chances if we are being honest while Messi on the other hand has picked up pace, playing much better & contributing to the overall team performance. If United fails to make top 4 believe it or not Ronaldo will be on the chopping block cos without him United finished 2nd back to back so what would be the excuse?
He never should have ridiculed himself back to United. That was a huge error.

Werey dey disguise! You think say you dey wise. That 'second' man united is what Ronaldo haters are running with. They came second with Ronaldo last season bla bla bla.....

Was it not the same last season, on here, that we watched how other teams in the top 4 asides man City, went on bad forms especially Liverpool. Liverpool that were second for so long all of a sudden lost 6 games at home back to back to back under klopp. That was a historic moment because it was never happened before.

Asides that, why were fans shouting "Ole out" even with the so called second last season? They were in the finals of Europa against small Villarreal yet E no win am. Is Ronaldo also to blame for that one too

PROPEACE:
I thought he came with magic. I thought he can beat any team in the world even without any support? In epl, you can't bank on tap-ins. He would've fared better in Juventus.

Young man rest! Messi is in a star studded team yet he is not performing and the team is winning but in Ronaldo case everything is going bad for the team. He is even their highest goal scorer what does that tell you?

faceland:
My brother it's France and am not coming back. I already know what I would do there.

Hope it's legal sha? If not, you go still come back o. Meanwhile, what do you want to do there?

South Hampton equalises!

Nah......Ronaldo has to japa from this man united o. They are so bad like bruhhhhh

We4all:
She is actually right. I am impressed that more women are becoming financially independent.

With the help of SIMPS! So rest!

See what SIMPS have caused all these ones are now having mouth

That man would not hear word for the rest of his life

This one that cannot take dick

These are the people that want tinubu and others to leave power so they can take over

Nah, let that generation keep ruling abeg this our generation no be am

Beebah2000:
So, Oxlade is not her main boyfriend.
Na wa ooo

No wonder he fvcked the shit out of her.

I knew it!

I knew your "concern" was selfish!

Typical

And the man sef na ode! This life is short if he has sense he should forgive his father and move on

andrewbaba44:
If man united where playing well all the success will be pinned on Ronaldo ,so why should the problems not be pinned on him

There is no way if man United were playing well and Ronaldo did not contribute anything that they will pin there success on him.

Some people in the media are trying to pin all of man United problems on Ronaldo

My question to those that think like the media here is that

Was man United good before Ronaldo came? If you say yes, then why was mourinho sacked and why has "Ole out" trending before Ronaldo came back?

OP I want tp believe you are joking

Na dem

"we would still japa"

"stop trying to discourage us"

"no opportunity in this country bla bla bla"

Only to go to another country to commit crime

davidowizkid:
No vex just an inquisitive young guy
Does it aid in one's quest to leave this country

Traveling to Canada legally and permanently requires 'point' and knowing how to speak French (which many Nigerians don't know how to speak) would give you so much points

Although that's not the only thing that would give points o. Things like having masters, certain amount of job experience etc. would give points, but these ones many people have it unlike french

Do you understand?

By the way, hope you didn't vote buhari and now want to japa o

You want to learn french so that you can japa to canada abi? You think say you dey wise

ThierryJay:
This is just a random Twitter poll na and not even from a renowned sports tabloid.

Officially, Arsenal's invincibles were awarded best ever EPL team by the Premier League authorities a few years ago ( around 2018).

Personally, I think 2017/18 Man city, 99/00 Man utd and 05/06 Chelsea are better than the 2007/2008 Man utd team

You mean Chelsea 04/05 that was the year they lost just one game and had the fewest goal conceded

Btw, that man United were so good but underrated. They had Ronaldo, rooney, tevez all at their peak. No wonder they won the Champions league. The teams you mentioned none they didn't win the champions league

These are the people that want to take power from buhari o

Lai Lai that won't happen

This generation don go jare

Senomii:
And I been dey here dey think say this girl dey 100% self independent and sufficient, Omo the babe don fall my hand☹️☹️☹️ las las 98% of nigerian girls except the otedola girls are unself-sufficient( weda na english sef)

Some of you are easily deceived. Na who dem catch be thief o.

Hedonini:
Real Estate developer as we know it in Nigeria is not a business with a linear trajectory. In other words, it is not a 'from the scratch' business. Especially for young Turks like this guy, his fellow Ojoto brother Ned, Harvey Don, and the other chaps masquerading as real estate 'investors'.

Where did the money for the initial outlay come from?

E no go pass drug or BEC or front for politicians or even front for these flexing obas/oonis

This game would be a draw jare

Ronaldo didn't start today yet cavani no do anything. I wonder who haters go blame today

See how burnley are suddenly pressing man United, I blame Ronaldo that is not playing

Mumu haters