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yorubas and inferiority complex shaaaaa ![]() |
gov gaba niru,ogadiri gi nma. ![]() |
careytommy: no be only frontpage |
front page worthy ![]() |
The two mermaids that were found swimming inside Nkandla’s “fire pool” EFF’s motor mouth, Julius Malema, has accused President Jacob Zuma of practicing witchcraft. This after two mermaids were found in Nkandla’s “fire pool”, allegedly alive and kicking. A leaked picture of the mysterious mermaids has been circulating social networks throughout the week, with many expressing their shock while others painted the gory photo as fake. However, in a statement issued by presidential spokesman, Mac Maharaj, the two mermaids were confirmed as real. “The president of the republic, Jacob Zuma, would like to set on record that although the two mermaids were discovered in a pool situated inside his Nkandla homestead, he was not aware of their existence. The Office of the Presidency will be in a better position to comment once an investigation by the security cluster has been concluded,” the statement read in part. Opposition parties, particularly the EFF, were quick to accuse Zuma of witchcraft, sighting that he used the mermaids to protect him from being recalled from the seat of power. “In the black community, we have what we call “ukuthwala – ho rwala”. People would consult sangomas for power and protection, which often comes in a form of muti and/or a snake which lives in a bedroom no one is allowed to go into… “It all makes sense now. Zuma was accused of rape, fraud and corruption with hard core evidence presented before the court of law, but still walked free…. His mermaids protected him,” Malema told reporters. The two mermaids were allegedly executed and transported to an undisclosed research laboratory in Durban. http://lifestyletabloids./2014/08/08/eff-accuse-zuma-of-witchcraft-after-two-mermaids-where-found-in-nkandlas-fire-pool/
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Gov. gaba niru o,ogadiri gi nma |
Chai,there's God ooooO |
Wetin dey worry dis Southwest nincompoop? |
berem: After sending bombers to kill him,you're thanking God for saving his life?Why are u such an as$? Go and change ur menstrual pad,its soaked already. Otu ezi ![]() |
How old are u? |
I rep nnewi south local govt. Eziama amichi on point..........GBAM!!!!!!! |
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berem: Yeye man! Why didn't you kiss her on the lips? It would have looked more romantic.Pls don't tell me u are wet already ![]() |
This news na old news nah,and the first 6 months has gone by.does anyone know where the state of work has attained? |
T9ksy: Geez! I wish this guy will just STFU!Oh please,shut up already fool |
ChrisOD: Na today. This is Nairaland and we are playing the Nairaland game. Or are you new in the land? nwannaaaa idikwa very bad and risky |
*Dies* |
South West has exhausted their 8years (2terms) under obj.they have to wait for another 30 years to actualise SW presidency. |
DapoBear: Doesn't really matter. Chad and Niger suck not only because they are landlocked, but also because they don't get enough rainwater and don't have enough trade/industry/business.God bless u |
After dem go talk say igbos too dey complain.how about.........una too like to dey cheat igbos? |
Why is my anambra the highest at 139? |
Mayor_of_Lagos: Ibos should be banned from construction business. No where in West ever recorded collapsed buildings untill Ibo started putting up structures in Yorubaland with substandard materials and cutting corners with expense.Who is this amu anu? |
lakpa lakpa: Chime like most SE governors is empty and has nothing good to offer to his people.And someone liked this post for real? |
I don't believe u........lobatan! |
The work is massive and the construction have gone far deep.I have never seen any heap of construction material like the one available on that road my entire life.I don't know where y'all got this cluelessness idea from cause GEJ has realy redefined nigeria politics.was impressed with what I saw the last time I plied that road. |
The igbo deltans and igbo rivers should be merged together to form a single state.we need more land and direct access to the sea, not dividing further the few ones we have. |
Yuck yuck |
brownlord: The place look like somewhere in the South WestChai,is it because the environment looks dirty?there's God oooo ![]() |
shegsky: silent is the best . . . . . . . . .Someone is pained pele |
Goodluck jonathan,I will never ever disagree with u on anything. Disagree with gej and do so at ur own peril. Talk abt worst america president ,and the gay marriage incidence comes to mind. GEJ till 2019 ![]() |
Tolexander: They are recommending the creation of more states when the nation is in a state of emergency!The nation is not in a state of emergency but rather 3 states in the NE nigeria is in a state of emergency.roger that? |



