TheWisest: Now I love my sisters and I'll do anything for them, and they are one thing I'll always thank God for, coz they bring pain to the guys in their lives. Well, I coach them to LOCK UPtheir warehouse of abundance. As a semi-badt guy, guys have tricks and I'll expose them here. Thank me with a PM if you want more tips.
1. Using Slow Rhythm and Soft Tone: Whether on the phone or in-person, the first simple thing a guy can do to deceive you is when he lowers his voice tone to become soft and speaks like he's talking to his great grandmother who just had ear surgery. Ladies, you know what I'm saying... abi?
2. Smile: A genuine smile that has the sides of a guy's eyes stretching along, will ALWAYS deceive you ladies into opening up your shield. Watch for this one too. A smile can cost more than the price they call. Na after you buy you go know the difference between Isoko and Sokoto
3. Make you laugh: Like this post says, these are just simple things guys do and this one is like the simplest and most obvious. Ladies, trust me guys know this and I'm telling you a secret. (hussssh! listen...) Guys believe that once they can make you laugh, "it's finished" as put by my sweet Lord Jesus. Maybe that's what helped Jesus with the women in his life... he never made them laugh. I'm not sure I have an antidote coz this trick really works.
4. Make you talk: A guy that knows 'wasup' will always make you want to talk, and talk ONLY about yourself. Things that concern you, your hairdo, your makeup and how so 'beautifully ungodly' it is - and even what you think about the Big Brother House girls! This tactic is simple. So simple. Once they get you talking and talking and talking, trust me, they are ogling at your chest, your lips and if it's really nice, your hair.
5. Walk slowly: A slow stride in a guy signifies some sort of confidence. Ladies, am I right... that you NEVER get turned on by a guy who walks SO FAST! Tap! Tap! Tap! Like he was walking to secure the last seat before his molue leaves for heaven! Once a guy steps slowly like, one... and... two... and... one... and... two... trust me, the ladies start tripping.
6. Perfume: Hmmmmm... no need to talk about this. It's as simple as I told you it'd be. The worst part, even a N1200 perfume can make a girl think, "Hmmm... just maybe"
7. Dress cute: Whether wearing the most expensive or the cheapest, as long as the color goes well and the clothes are ironed, ladies just start considering. If the guy con try add good shoe with correct belt, aha! "It is finished" again... Thank u Lord Jesus!
8. Clean Skin: O boy! I don't know where to start from in this one. A 20-something year old lady almost raped me when I was like 12 years old coz of my skin tone! Heck, why do you think ladies love holding babies and cuddling them? Once a guy maintains his skin well, no blemish, no pimple, all clean, the ladies even start deceiving themselves. They be like, "wow... he's SO competing with me"
9. Deepened Voice: Another simple trick that throws girls off-balance. A guy's voice sounds deep, mustn't be bass, and the ladies start doing "ten ten" in their minds. Na wa o. Don't they even know this voice thing comes as early as puberty? God help my 18-year old bro... the guy must be having 'selection problem'.
10. Make U Think or Talk about [color=#FF0000]S\ex![/color] : What came to your mind when you saw that last word in [color=#FF0000]RED[/color]. See what I mean? Once a guy jokes about the [color=#FF0000]RED[/color] word, or writes about the [color=#FF0000]RED[/color] word, or even sneezes a note about the [color=#FF0000]RED[/color] word, ladies die once. It's like something falls off their brain and crashes into their "[color=#FF0000]down there[/color]" causing irreparable damage. Of the two of us, guys and girls, I have to argue that girls love s\e.x more than us. They're just better at hiding it! But still, that's a good thing... wouldn't want my future virgin daughter come up to me like, "Dad, I saw this guy today and my body was so scratching me, like this and like that... I just did it to get it over with Dad." Mehnnn... na faint!
HMMMM... the worst part, guys will still continue to deceive you even after reading this. God help us! Comments and bashing are welcome
Where the op got it wrong is calling those things TRICKS NO! not TRICKS, all those things runs in men DNA.
I want to know if Yoruba guys are romantic and caring?
this does not mean I don't like other tribe o
Yes! "ireneony" i gat a msg for ya, yoruba guys are very caring and romantic, in yoruba they gats alot of phrases on how to talk to a lady which they can quicky transform to your understandings with alot of intellectuality and a very nice speaking accent so they value woman they won't jst be romantic or caring to u just to sweeten the relationship those guys are incredible comes to making women feel aesthetical, 70 % of them are sooth-sayers u know what i mean, u will find it difficult to get that 70 in other tribes especially with the one they luv, they gats alot of qualities not to mention many, An affirmation of romantic feeling to a lover or spouse. An affirmation of affection or deep caring especially to a family member. A platonic expression of inclination or liking to a friend. affirmation of affection or deep caring platonic expression of inclination or liking, i am not typing this for u to get blushed or flattery in this no, and i didn't put a sweeten on my thumb typing this, that is just the honest truth, mehn yoruba guys are very fabulous to be with, u wanna experience a romantic and caring guys just stick to those western guys in nigeria!!!
Wise women build their homes. Wise women have influence. Wise women are treasured by their men. The mark of a wise women is in understanding how much power you weild through the art of submission.
DieeDiee: DISCLAIMER: I'm not a feminist, I love men and I absolutely love my bra - I'm not about to burn it for anything. I just believe in fairness and equality.
This will be kind of a long post because it was inspired by another post I had started where I was asking men for r/ship advice. You don't need deep background about that post because this is a general question and not about me and my ex. To sum up what the men said, I apparently have an ego (because I stand up for myself I guess) and there seemed to be a general consensus that I needed to put extra effort (as in more than the guy) in the r/ship. Below I will post one of the comments that was made to me and my response to the commentor. I would love to hear your take.
The high "Ego's" in those ladies won't let them be submissive!
The questioner who asked that question if he/she is twice as smarter than they were now he/she did be absolutely silly! what a senseless and tirade question, even a 6yrs old kid can't ask that stupid question, asking a woman wit her biological child if she's still a virgin.
Pique is extremely playful, even wen he's playing on the field wit the second central defender player partnering him while his team is on attack dominating the game he will wanna make some kinds of distraction for the other guy making some kind of jest that's why Masherano neva want to be on interaction wit him on the pitch, not to say sitting near him on the bench, that guy can't jst be without playing like a kid sometimes, that was why he was caught playing with is cell phone on the bench simply because he didn't get any playing attention from any other folks...
Ishilove: Nope, my rear end is as flat as an ironing board.
It's a lie u wanna be selfish on here! u may hav it but u don't wanna lay-up, hw could u say is as flat as an ironing board, always say the truth on here so we can take u as an aesthetical item...
Maximus85: I am a proud Edo man but with people like you around, the world will get worse. God gave us brains to think before we open our mouths but it's a big shame that someone like you has failed God.
May God help U. AMEN
That microphallus can neva fail God, he failed his family!
Maximus85: I am a proud Edo man but with people like you around, the world will get worse. God gave us brains to think before we open our mouths but it's a big shame that someone like you has failed God.
May God help U. AMEN
That microphallus can neva fail God, he failed his family!
Sunshinelady: . Two wrongs don't make a right. Now dat u v called him a fool does it make u a better person? No! It makes u worse. Besides judgin from his emoticons couldnt u tell he was just kiddin?
This your statement makes no sunshine about u, so u want people to say wow u're such a setter no u aren't, .If I had a sister like you I would put myself up for adoption....
kaycid77: Yoruba ppl and mumu be like banana and groudnut
I can see u can use dat your cracked fingers to quote those whose who were trying to correct your ignorance ignoramus statement, is not your fault hw i wish i can see u physically i wud have beaten that crap out of your head, i can see ur family didn't get themselves having a crap like u, your brain waves fall a little short of the beach. Once upon a time there was a naughty little schoolboy. He and his gang were always playing tricks on the teachers and bullying other children in the school. One day he got himself into very serious trouble with a naughty schoolgirl and he was sent to the Headmaster who decided to disgrace the. naughty boy and his gang in front of the whole school. After this punishment the boy turned into a hard and bitter character. Perhaps it was not the punishment that changed him but the fact that he realised people in authority would always be there to kick him down and the Establishment would always put him in his place. He knew that he could not change the past but he vowed that in the future he would always get what he wanted. The naughtylittle boy grew up... into Mr Frenchify Kay. Theinbreeding is certainly obvious in your family. Well allspring from apes but you didn't spring far enough. Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye. Hw did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? You were born with a big handicap: your mouth... Just look at what u just did:
kaycid77: Yoruba ppl and mumu be like banana and groudnut
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people you are obnoxious in a different and worse way, i would have like to insult u but the sad truth u wouldn't understand me. And some pple are here likening and sharing the crappy statement made by him, that shows the crappiness out of him!
"My weekend was DISASTROUS! I got robbed at gunpoint by 7 armed robbers around Festac area just as I left a wedding reception. E no funny o! As always, I was calm and controlled.
"Next thing, they recognised me and started screaming in their weed induced voices, "Denrele fun wan ni millions" Millions ke? Una keep money 4my pocket??
"Next thing, they saw my backpack in the car. We started fighting for it and then a hot punch to my face! Afta so much strugglin, they made away with my bag!
"Here's the best part; my bag had all my credit cards, my INTERNATIONAL PASSPORTS & Mac Powder! So at the moment, I'm very passport-less & visa-less! How the heck do I start getting all my visas? Plus my Mum's old passport was in d bag too!"
U say u drag with wit dem, and u still get mouth kon dey talk 4 here! u wan dey form Spartacus 4 here abi? u geluck se bandage no full yo bodi yanga-yanga, any sha make u tank God, u 4 go church go give T.G, no be u to dey make mouth for here.
Rilamaka: The sad side of this story is that, the musician whose career has taken a downward spin in the last three years is indebted to not just Mindhub Technologies but to a whole lot of people whom he sweet talked into getting money from with the promise that he was going to pay back after his shows.
And if care is not taken, the self styled Koko Master runs the risk of a jail term for allegedly issuing a dud cheque to Mindhub Technologies. In a letter dated June 13, 2014 that leaked, the accuser’s attorney, D.U. Odigie of Uyi Chambers, Benin City, Edo State demanded for the repayment of the debts of $240, 000 (two hundred and forty thousand United States Dollars) and N6.4m (six million four hundred thousand naira).
“We act as Solicitors to MINDHUB TECHNOLOGIES LTD (hereinafter called “OUR CLIENT”), and on whose instruction we write you this letter in the manner stated hereunder.
It is our brief that sometime in January 2013 in Lagos, you signed a Personal Guarantee/Memorandum of Undertaking with our client wherein you agreed/undertook to pay our client the investment fund of N100,000,000.00k (One Hundred Million Naira Only) given to D KINGS MEDIA LIMITED by our client, should the latter default in payment of the debt. The said debt is made up of Nigerian and United States of America’s currencies,” the letter stated.
The attorney accused D’banj of issuing two dud cheques: “Following the default by D KINGS MEDIA LIMITED to pay the debt to our client, and pursuant to the aforementioned personal Guarantee/Memorandum of Undertaking, you issued two post-dated cheques; one for the sum of $240,000,000 (Two Hundred and Forty Thousand United States Dollars Only) dated 20/12/2013, and the other for the sum of N15,000,000,00k (Fifteen Million Naira Only) dated 20/1/2014. Both cheques were returned unpaid on presentation by our client. “We are further informed that although you thereafter paid the sum of N8, 600,00.00K ( Eight Million, Six Hundred Thousand Naira Only) out of the N15,000,000,00k (Fifteen Million Naira Only) Cheque, leaving a balance sum of N6,400.000.00k (Six Million, Four Hundred Thousand Naira Only), you have failed, neglected or refused to redeem the entire or any part of the $240,000.00 (Two Hundred and Forty Thousand United State Dollars) cheque,” the letter signed by a Mrs. C.1 Ugwuanyi said. The letter reminded the singer of the implications of issuing dud cheques. “You are no doubt aware that it is a serious criminal offence to issue a dud cheque. The offence attracts grave legal consequences under the DISHONOURED CHEQUES ACT, and our client has the option to ensure your prosecution.
“In the circumstance, we have our client’s instruction to demand payment of the aforementioned outstanding sums/debts of $240,000.00 (Two Hundred and Forty Thousand United States Dollars) and N6, 400.000.00k (Six Million, Four Hundred Thousand Naira Only) respectively to our client through this Law office within seven days from the date of receipt of this letter.” The ultimatum has elapsed and D’banj according to reports, instead of paying the money, decided to flee to South Africa. Mindhub Technologies have since sued him to a Lagos High Court (we must put in the suit number). D’banj’s modus operandi has been the same, he approaches very wealthy men luring them to invest in the industry, to set up entertainment companies and develop artistes for them with the promise of huge returns on their investments, but rather he collects their money and moves on to the next target with the same D’banj is allegedly indebted to so many wealthy people who he took soft loans from to fund his shows and expensive life style according to a close source. The implication of D’banj’s actions on the entertainment industry is that, people willing to invest would be scared because the ones that have tried it with him have had their fingers burnt. That is just the sad reality of the situation.
The documents: IN THE HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE LAGOS STATE OF NIGERIA IN THE LAGOS JUDICAIL DIVISION HOLDEN AT LAGOS
GENERAL FORM OF WRIT OF SUMMONS SUIT NO:………………………… BETWEEN
MINDHUB TECHNOLOGIES LTD………………………………… CLAIMANT
AND
OLADAPO OYEBANJO (A.K.A. D’BANJ, A.K.A THE KOKOMASTER)………………………... DEFENDANT
You are hereby commanded that within forty-two days after the service of this writ on you, inclusive of the day of such service you do cause an appearance to be entered for you in an action at the suit of MINDHUB TECHNOLOGIES LTD and take notice that in default of your so doing the claimant may proceed therein, and judgment may be given in your absence. DATED this ………………………….day of ………………………..20…………….. …………………… Registrar
Memorandum to be subscribed on the writ. NB: This writ is to be served within three calendar months from the date thereof, or, if renewed, within three calendar months from the date of the last renewal, including the day of such date, and not afterwards. The defendant may enter appearance personally or by legal practitioner either by heading in the appropriate forms, duly completed, at the Registry of the High Court of the Judicial Division in which the action is bought or by sending them to the registry by registered post. Indorsements to be made on the writ before issue thereof The claimant’s claims for recovery of debt.(liquidated demand)’ This writ was issued by Dennis UyiOdigie of …. D.U Odigie& Co. whose address for service is 170 Siluko Road, Benin City, Nigeria, and whose Address within Jurisdiction is c/o Benedict EmekaOnyeabor Esq., Sam Ogungbamila&Co, No. 104, Iwaya Road, Onike, Yaba, Lagos, legal practitioner for the said claimant who resides at Plot 15 Block 110, Henry ojogho Crescent, Off Road 69, lekki Phase 1, Lagos. Indorsement to be made on copy of writ forthwith after service. This writ was served by the at……………………on the defendant (here insert mode of service) On the ………………………..day of ………………20…………………..Indorsed the ……………..day of ………………………..20……………………
By a Personal Guarantee/Memorandum of Undertaking dated 7/1/2013, the defendant undertook/promised to pay or to be held liable to the Claimant for the sums of USD500,000 (Five Hundred Thousand U.S Dollars) and N20, 000, 000.00 (Twenty Million Naira) respectively which DKINGS MEDIA LTD was to pay to claimant under a contract it signed with the claimant, in the event of DKINGS MEDIA LTD failure to pay the debt to claimant.
Following D’KINGS MEDIA LTD’S failure to pay up the aforesaid sums of money to the claimant, the defendant paid to the claimant the sums of USD 260,000 (Two Hundred and Sixty Thousand U.S Dollars) and N13,600,000.00(Thirteen Million, Six Hundred Thousand Naira) leaving the balance sums of USD 240,000 (Two Hundred and Forty Thousand U.S Dollars) and N6,400,000.00 (Six Million Four Hundred Thousand Naira Only) respectively.
Despite numerous promises from the defendant, and in spite of repeated demands from the Claimant, the defendant has failed, refused or neglected to pay the said outstanding sums of USD 240,000 (Two Hundred and Forty Thousand U.S Dollars) and N6,400,000.00 (Six Million Four Hundred Thousand Naira Only) to the claimant, hence this action.
The claimant hereby gives the defendant NOTICE TO PRODUCE the original copies of all correspondence/relevant documents issued to him by claimant who shall at the trial rely on same.
DATED THIS………………….DAY OF……………………………2014
_________________ D.U.ODIGIE ESQ For : D.U. ODIGIE & CO. (Claimant’s counsel) No 170 Siluko Road, Benin City, Edo Sate.
Tel:08035060050
ADDRESS WITHIN JURISDICTION C/O Benedict EmekaOnyeabor Esq, Sam Ogungbamila& Co, No.104,Iwaya Road,
Onike,Yaba,Lagos
D.U.ODIGIE &CO LEGAL PRACTITIONERS AND NOTARIES PUBLIC (Uyi Chambers)culled from cityrovers
Credit - Stella Dimorkokus Blog.
Wait! nawu u copy and paste dis one for? i no even care to readam, wey jst blike sey i dey trek 30 kilometers for inside hot sun, no be my book or my career, notin concern me wit dis one, abeg open anoda thread!
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As a semi-badt guy, guys have tricks and I'll expose them here. Thank me with a PM if you want more tips.
dooooor ets birds of a feather