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Dekatron:
seriously, i was kidding. I make mistakes too that i realise only after typing. . . So many.


Was kidding ni joor, brotherly

Dekatron:
kai!!!!!! JUST LIKE SERGEANTGBAGAUN & GBAGAUNFREAK: I PUT MY HAND ON MY HEAD. . . NOW OLD MEN NOW!!



OYINBO KORO 'ENGLISH IS BITTER' . .
LOL

[color=#000033] [size=14pt] Swerve, u should have understand it, not by doing like a kid, can't u type without adding pidgin to your english? [/size][/color]

oloyolo:
I would rather commit suicide
Than kill my self

[color=#000033] [size=14pt]Iffa hear say u commit suicide, than to run go granny place to beg on your behalf. [/size][/color]

willi926:
back then in primary schl, I didn't come back home for like 2days, I stayed at a relative home cos if I had gone home straight 2 show my parents expecially my mum my 16th/23 result I would recv d beating of my life. any f up 4 result those days Na massive beating like Dis dey follow am.

[color=#000033] [size=14pt] Chai

I know say that time no go easy for u o. [/size][/color]

pretydiva:
Na 2 add 1 join d 0 2 mk 10/10 nau. As a sharp gal dat I am

[color=#000033] [size=14pt] See u, for your mind, what if the teacher had notified daddy about your result before u get home. [/size][/color]

Onemansquad:
if ah go reach home i go collapse immediately so dy go tink i don faint e go 4gt abt d result

[color=#000033] [size=14pt] Na lie u neva know the kain papa wey u get, he go pour u water u go wake-up sharp-sharp, oya come receive your life beating.

U want make your sister surfer alone, i sure the sista sef go don faint before she wake her. [/size][/color]

FrancisTony:
5.) Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria

[color=#000033] [size=14pt]What is this and "Federal University of Technology Owerri" doing on that list now? [/size][/color]

Herzumpther:
fixed.

Herzumpther:

[color=#000033] [size=14pt]Hope u have light on your fücking phone? [/size][/color]

Herzumpther:
Because the Jonathan and buhari noise is too much. Now I don't know who to vote for. Please do we have other candidates outside Jonathan and buhari? I will gladly vote the person.

[color=#000033] [size=14pt] Me. [/size][/color]

Herzumpther:
Hun?

OK I'm voting no more.

stephenqueen:
Oh! U mean chinelo,she knw say u dey take weed beforena,abi na another girl u dey talk about

[color=#000033] [size=14pt]No chiemena

Abeg i get crunch for Nairaland o, make she can see say i get another girl i go write query letter way long like wetin i no know. [/size][/color]

stephenqueen:
Chai dat weed don dey work for your head ba and ah tell u say make u know kush,see wetin d weed don cause now

[color=#000033] [size=14pt]And u lie for ma head say i take the weed wey dey for table, mean why na u take am o.

Abeg no let my girlfriend see dis o. [/size][/color]

stephenqueen:
Your yansh

[color=#000033] [size=14pt]Make u remember, no forget that your big teeth for Nairaland before u go sleep o. [/size][/color]

stephenqueen:
she is a naughty sorry Good girl I mean

[color=#000033] [size=14pt]Lol... Clown. [/size][/color]

Nneka123:
Fuvk you biitch

[color=#000033] [size=14pt] Why insulted her? [/size][/color]