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sinaj:
evn u too

Had to check ur profile... I hv no doubt ur legendary b.j mouth isn't overhyped... nice one! I wud also kill to hv it around my... lol

But wait, this gal looks whõre-some.

But wait, this gal looks LovePeddler-some.

Now let me get this clear...

Fair Babes want Tall Dark and Handsome guys,
Dark Babes want same.

Dark Guys want Curvy, Fair and Beautiful babes,
Fair guys want same (though not all)

So, who wants the Dark girls and the fair guys Nobody... yet the Dark girls especially want Dark guys... funny!

We seem to make life difficult for ourselves by bringing in too many criteria and narrowing our options...

I'm personally very light skinned to the point one would expect i go for dark ladies, but no, i don't precisely, neither do i go for fair ladies... i simply go after beautiful ladies... ok, they should be tall as well to avoid the our pairing lookin funny and makin me uncomfortable due to height mismatch...

@ EVERYBODY: Trim ur specifications cos you aren't good enough after all.

peace.

JahzaraAde:
Hmm. Fair observation.

It appears fairer guys are more appealing up until late teens. After that, the darker guys dominate.

I'm personally attracted more to darker guys. But fairer guys are cool people nonetheless. The colour of one's skin definitely doesn't predict how well they'll be in a relationship.

Michael Ealy is a real handsome lighty - he's attractive

lolz

if i verify she is a virgin (anatomically), yes, i'll... though i'll be doing routine checks... and probably be getting kitten elsewhere.






But if she z not a virgin, ...Nigger pleeease!!!

What makes your wife's vagina different from other vaginas gyneacologists have been examining... i bet after the procedure, the doctor won't remember who she is again, and how the vagina looks... thats if he is even able to hold the site of the eeewish thing.

prettythicksme:
1.His money
2.His dick size.
3.His height.
4.Her friend's opinion of him.
5.Popularity.
6.Nice guy.
True or false and reasons!

Just dat? To my gf, I tick all the boxes... Just dat her friends always fink I'm proud... But, half of them sneak around me tryin to get my attention, I even mistakenly slept with one... *regrets*

eightsin:
Aight. But the fight continues. No relenting now. We must fight till the end.

Do u even know why u are on strike

enny09:
yayale was told to resolve the problem in the health sector, the commitee should have carry all health practioner along and even make sure every practioner in the health are satisfy with d outcome b4 releasing the report, definately the outcome of this report have already failed since it has not met the main aim of setting up the commitee, what a waste of money on this committee since johesu making more than 90% of the work force in the health sector rejected it, the committee did not solve any problem but now we are back to where we are b4, and the president is relying on this report to solve d problem in health sector definately jonathan is far from solving the problem in our health sector.

Dear ignoramus,
Yayale Ahmed was not set up to profer solution that will please everybody, of cos that is not possible. it was set up to provide recommendations which will be strictly based on " International Best Practices" regardless of whose ox is gored. They have gone round the world and studies countries with the best framework for healthcare services and have come up with recommendations that will be best for Nigerians, not JOHESU or NMA. Any attempt to fight this report is tantamount to fighting Nigeria, as such, the Government should recognise it (JOHESU's activities) as a form of terrorism and quickly do the needful before it festers like Boko haram.
I hope I have reduced ur ignorance level a bit.
Have a nice day sir!

Slonge2:
so, 1 red rangerover (probably stolen), 1 red allstars and two baseball caps equates unilag richest student. nigga pls ....

looooolz..... see beef!!!

No be only france, Amstardam, Costa Rica... shit! I still hvnt heard d album in SAMBISA....mtcheeeeew.... lubbish!!!

ohaleoghene:
this your story gave me a bite in my tummy. so the husband knew he had HIV,was taking drugs and yet did not tell his wife so she could at least start her treatment too. men this one shake me. I think it takes only a discipline married man not to cheat. talking from experience

"talking from experience"?



Don't be too sure yet o!

Dammyllionaire:
See this mumu, do you think that hospital can function with only doctors? Can they work alone? Other workers can still work without doctors but doctors can never work without other workers. Who will do the test? Who will give a patient the require first aid? Who will give out drugs and other medications even for surgery?

Olodo!
The Pathologists will do d tests... A/E Doctors will give d first aid... Patients will get the drugs outside... patients relations will make dia beds and nurse their sick ones... Hospital will run esentially tho not effectively.

balogundayo: I don't really fancy them so called innocent virgins as i dont plan marrying one.. I like bad girls who's had experience in sex and relationships, girls who know the time to initiate romantic moments nd hw to do them...

I find them real appealing to me... We all have different thinking perspectives...
Why should i marry a virgin? They are boring, inexperienced nd dont have sexy attributes...

One man's meat is another man's poison
#nonvirginsrock!

And d non-virgins are hitting the like botton... #fuckaholics!

That moment when dissapointment makes you say:
"I'm not a Christ Embassy Member"...

Abeg, Who ask you?

After understanding the foundamental principle of "ASSURANCE OF SALVATION" as believed by the Pentecostal Churches, it led me to permit the islamic jihadists that hope for 70 virgins in the life beyond... Two pastors are involved here, humans may have erred, that's for sure... but the case is still on, meaning either Anita is falsely acussing Chris with a greedy intention (which is an on-going sin for which forgiveness is to be sought later) or the man actually cheated which is but human, and is currently denying it (a lie - an on-going sin). Which ever way you see it, at least one of the two pastors have not only sinned but is unrepentantly still sinning...

Some one has to make a confession.

jideolubiyi: @phantom. So many words, so much tedium and yet you fail to convince the reader that you're not yet another sentimental health worker, in your case so disgustingly skewed in the favour of medical doctors. I do not work in the hospital and that alone hasn't stopped me from making the following observations:
1) When medical doctors go on strike (which they do with about the same consistency as you blink) the other health workers have never been known to initiate a counter strike with no other motive than to thwart the demands of the medical doctors. How come the medical doctors feel they have the right to hold the entire nation to ransom just because the demands of the other health workers were favourably considered by the government? This is a very bad precedence medical doctors are establishing; even if they return happy from this strike, what should stop JOHESU from not staging their own counter-counter strike?
2) Whenever an argument (valid or not) is raised perceived by other health professionals and considered to be against the Nigerian medical doctors, the medical doctors immediate try to explain it away by saying the attitude of these other health professionals stem from their anger at not being able to enter or complete medical education. This sounds very ignorant, naive and stupid for anyone to say considering that everyone has his flair and personal reasons for choosing either nursing, anatomy, medicine, or philosophy. And in fact, most brightest minds will be drawn to basic sciences such as mathematics, statistics, physics, law, chemistry, and engineering courses because these require more analytical reasoning and creative mind than medicine which most of the doctors scale through by dumb memorization (a.k.a. cramming).
3) Nigerian medical doctors seem to have an unusual disease- the compulsion to dictate the remuneration, professional development, as well as the fate of all other health professionals. This is both arrogant and absurd considering that each profession is properly autonomous. Medicine is a profession. Nursing is another. So is Pharmacy and Medical Laboratory Science. Just the same way the other health professionals have no business with the way things are run within the medical profession, the medical doctors should stop poke-nosing in the affairs of the other professions
4) Medical doctors (perfectly exemplified by the illiterate who wrote the main article on this thread) have a knack for playing down on the roles of the other healthcare professionals. You went about boring us with how important the medical doctor is in patient management, after attending to your patient Mr Doctor, don't you go home to sleep while the nurses stay awake with the patient attending to his every need? And yet you think patient care is all about you. How about the countless number of cases where medical doctors have been reported to err in writing drug prescriptions; if the pharmacists aren't there to save the day (which they usually do without feeling the need to shout it on the rooftop), how many more patients do you suppose you would have murdered? And yet, to you patient management is all about you, and you alone.

This is the right time the Nigerian public should rise up and demand what they deserve. Be it medical doctors, nurses, pharmacists, scientists, they are all intended to serve the interest of the public. And we are not as dumb as these professional clowns would want to portray us. We are Nigerians living in Nigeria and we sure know how to interpret the goings-on. The committee that granted Johesu's demands were not health professionals, they were Nigerians who used their discretion to judge the reasonableness of their demand. And the on-going NMA's strike is nothing more than calling the bluff of the Nigerian public, that we are not capable of deciding on such basic and plain things as this.

My dear, its not just lyk dat... u dnt take decisions on issues dat affect more dan one person without involving other parties involved... Are u aware that there are doctors (pathologists) in the labs also, doctors (radiologists) in the imaging section, etc. so, it is wrong for d govt to take decisions in favour of johesu wifout exploring how it affects NMA... wat we r sayin z simple, most of these policies breed trouble in d system, n u wnt be thr to weather d storm wen it starts... johesu z preocuppied by just getin a higher title and salary not how to improve patient care...

Samgreguc: yea, u dont need to desend cos, u aint above the level of a Pharmacist.

this one is still battling with inferiority complex... smh

Lacombre: You are one of the most ignorant posters on this thread.
Which standard hospital do you see both home and abroad without the services of the pharm and lab? So the hospital shld hv the services of doctors and nurses only? And in situations requiring emergency transfusion,the lab in the school premises would be contacted,right? What happened to proximity for efficient patient management?
And pharmacists shld only be in the drug production unit because they only assist in the hospitals? Are you still a student? You sound unrealistic.
Say what is applicable in Nigeria and other countries. Leave textbook knowldge aside.
@ bolded,simply confirms my suspicion. You are ignorant if you think having a machine marks the end of it all. Who does the quality control? Machines too?

You are at best a semi-literate... the fact dat some functions are indispensable dsnt make dem core, or more than supportive... Doctors can't function PROPERLY without support staffs... buh wifout Doctors, wat is JOHESU supporting Olodo!!!

GentleMimi: If he already knows what he is expecting,why proceed with the request? If u query a lab result showing malaria,it indicates u do not really know what u are doing. Don't u know many Nigerians are asymptomatic parasite carriers? Using QBC to investigate for MP,u'll find it in virtually 70% of Nigerians,with only half being sypmtomatic.
Sending a request for Serum bilirubin to investigate jaundice will not only tell u if it is a jaundiced patient,but will also point out if its hepatic,prehapatic or post hepatic. Now,why the hell will u get a malaria test result when u requested for jaundice test(SB,urobilinogen)? It only means u got confused at a certain point.
Query indeed. You prolly work in a clinic that employed the services of technicians and SLTs whom u pay peanuts. That is when u can come out to tell us u can ''query'' a result.

Mr. "Scientist"... What research hv u carried out b4... changing name from technician to scientist is not just enough... be an actual scientist.

Morotov1: No, I am not thinking that please, in the wworld of evidenced based medicine you can't say absolute without investigations. Then comes the physicians intellectual acumen to discern and sieve out the likely and possible diagnosis, which can't be done with only clinical findings even malaria as somebody wrote has been mimicked.

If defensive medicine is being practice where you reside ,where every of your activities is scrutinized by attorneys then you will know the importance of Lab and other investigations.

U r obviously not interested in logical reasoning... I wnt want to argue illogically wif u cos u'll flaw me in dat realm...

A doctor shd be d CMD... can't imagine a nurse
or lab scientist heading doctors in a hospital...
the hospital is the primary place of work for
Doctors and Nurses... other professionals are
ancilliary or support staffs... the primary place of
work for a Lab. Scientist is a Medical Research
laboratory best within in a University whr dey shd
make reagents n improve on available analytical
procedures, serve as a control for hospital-based
routine labs, carry out researches dat advance medical practice (dats why dey r scientists)... d govt shd look into dat, dey r to
head such places n not fight for headship with
doctors in hospitals, or call demsefs "scientists" wen all dey do is feed samples into auto-analysers (machines) and read out d results...

the primary place of work for pharmacists shd be
in Pharmaceutical companies... if d govt dsnt own
any, it means d country has bin importing drugs
or using those produced by private firms or
both... d pharmacist shd head here, dia job in d
hospital z supportive n not frontline as in these
companies... in hospitals, dey stock n dispense drugs, n r involved in patient drug counselling... dey dnt nid to review patient drug mgt for wen physicians are in doubt, dey invite the Therapeutic n toxicology team of Physicians for a review... Consultant pharmacists in foriegn climes are not hospital-based staffs...

the physiotherapist shd run a Rehabilitation
Home... etc.
the frontline hospital staffs are Doctors and
Nurses n only these two can talk about
headship... buh Nurses take oaths within which
they say "With loyalty, I shall ASSIST the
PHYSICIAN in the performance of HIS job"...
Nightangle pledge. I dnt fink Nurses insist on also
bcoming CMD, most importantly, Doctors shd
respect dem n carry them along.
SO, WHERE IS ALL THIS JOHESU THING COMING
FROM

Samgreguc: u said most likely meaning there is an atom of doubt.

Doctors never use terms like, "always", "never", etc. U most put in a certain level of suspicion... "Most likely" implies it is it until proven otherwise.

Morotov1: You don't want to get sued for that clinical findings, using it alone to diagnose. Rurall centres has limits. Do you know and read about Nigerian referral system?
Working without Lab work is an archaic way of practicing medicine, it has been revolutionarised to evidence based medicine.
Doctors who knows their onion don't practice like these, even rural populace has started requesting for test to find out what is wrong with them.

u sound like lab tests z all n all... we hv very regular incidences whr lab result state resistance to a certain drug which may hv bin started empirically, yet d patient is getting fine... on some occasions patient may hv taken over the counter antibiotics whc will suppress pathogens below the limit of detection n lab test would say d patient is fine, but d doctor uses his clinical accumen n prescribe a more appropriate drug based on d presentation of the patient n d most probable causative organism... also, for enteric fever, definitive test is d culture in blood, urine or stool at abt d 2nd, 3rd n 4th wks respectively (not d spurious widal test), so wud u sit n wait till 2nd wk of d illness to do a blood culture, wen d patient is dying infront of u... or do u talk abt lab tests b4 intervening in a patient with a medical emergency? ...... I can give u 20 instances whr lab findings fall short of diagnostic value

U CAN'T JUST GO FINKING ITS ALL ABOUT LAB TESTS

Morotov1: Who says jaundice is uncommon in obstetrics cholestasis and that it occurs only after 25 weeks of gestation,it can occur anytime during pregnancy. Please update your textbooks. And even if your patient is either male or female, you will have a list of differential diagnosis that you have to rule out.
Not all jaundice with itching is post hepatic. WHAT ABOUT BRIC- benign recurrent intrahepatic cholestasis.

Sharrap there! These r d type dat fail exams
anyhow... u don come for Nairaland dey ginger...
go n release all dat stuff in a wardround let's c
how much u know... Nonsense!

A doctor shd be d CMD... can't imagine a nurse or lab scientist heading doctors in a hospital... the hospital is the primary place of work for Doctors and Nurses... other professionals are ancilliary or support staffs... the primary place of work for a Lab. Scientist is a Medical Research laboratory best within in a University whr dey shd make reagents n improve on available analytical procedures, serve as a control for hospital-based routine labs... d govt shd look into dat, dey r to head such places n not fight for headship with doctors in hospitals...

the primary place of work for pharmacists shd be in Pharmaceutical companies... if d govt dsnt own any, it means d country has bin importing drugs or using those produced by private firms or both... d pharmacist shd head here, dia job in d hospital z supportive n not frontline as in these companies.

the physiotherapist shd run a Rehabilitation Home... etc.

the frontline hospital staffs are Doctors and Nurses n only these two can talk about headship... buh Nurses take oaths within which they say "With loyalty, I shall ASSIST the PHYSICIAN in the performance of HIS job"... Nightangle pledge. I dnt fink Nurses insist on also bcoming CMD, most importantly, Doctors shd respect dem n carry them along.

SO, WHERE IS ALL THIS JOHESU THING COMING FROM