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Nomski0: Personality is the key. Its everything.....the rest dont matter as much.

For u?

Enegod: mature ladies go for good responsible guys... small girls go for bad guys

dats y badt guys get d cookies faster...

ogugua88: Not at all. No one cares who you marry. If a virgin says "yes", then fine. If a stripper says "yes", then fine. The problem I have (make I no speak for others) is that you're openly discriminating against people who are just like you. Call them mistakes, learning experiences, whatever. People can have premarital sex and later become celibate with a new mindset as you did. They shouldn't be judged, but most especially not by someone walking in the same shoes as them.

Buh y u n joan come cari dis tin for head na
***trying to figure out***

I.Joan:
It really is hilarious that a grown man regards breaking an hymen as his greatest achievement ...
Or is their a correlation i'm missing?

Dats d fin... yle d sky z d limit for most ambitious men, hymen z his... Virgins rnt fools, dey r also ladies, n generally, ladies shd try to avoid under-achievers lyk him... He is typically an Arsenal fan get 4th place wen odas r gettin trophys... RUBBISH!!!

Donmichaelz: self justification,if you are nt a virgin you can't have a peaceful home,simple.Virginity is d pride of a woman it is more important than u think,if u av lost urs don't hide from d truth,U are a second class girl u deserve a second hand man.

FOOL!

deshclones: Dang...word brother...this is the whole undiluted truth....

I hate it when people compare others with Christ...Christ is the son of God...we are all son of men..mere mortal so we ca never reason or behave alike...

Marrying a virgin is a personal choice..i have slept with 2 virgins and to be honest it sucks...they lay too much emphasis on their virginity and want you to worship them all the time because they gave you the privilege of bursting the stuff...com'on...to date virgin no easy sha,its hard work..its like training a 5 year old dog...am indifferent jare i pray for a good woman..virgin or not desh no send..i have tasted two so nothing is new again.

Badt guy... Make I catch ur younger sister...

lirusehn: lol. Yup i knw it does exist. Buh u cant play tricks wiv God

oh!... Now it involves God huh, yet one guy go dis-v plenty gehs buh wen im wan mari e go bgin fyn virgin wifout considerin one of d ones wey im dis-v... All of una wey dey into dat biz must get bad market, at best fake products... Amen!!!

tunamost: fanx alot jemsi...u know u ladies can be funny sometimes...I was just finking she's trying to play hard to get as I wasn't even xpecting her to sau yes immediately...but considering d other guy she's dating I fink she has a specila place for dat guy in her heart...so am gonna stick to ur advice and keep my fingers crossed...

Some pple r just masochists... Wetin u dey cross finger for How does walk away or leave her amount to crossing finger... d space we r saying u nid z to hv d chance of dating sm1 else dat will even be better... not space just enof to cross ur fingers cos u can do dat wif ur hand insyd ur pocket... Na wa o! All these hopeless romantics sef... mtchew!!!

sexymoma: You called someone ashawo yet you saying She's is neat, caring, godly, understanding. dont you know she is doing this just for you to think she gat some good attitude? I bet you if you marry this girl she would change in a twinkle of an eye, Secondly you thinking of opening a restaurant for her, her dog might one day return to her vomits o. Am not discouraging you o but ma brother think twice, she just started this business you know, so joystick go still dey sweet am.
What made you fell in love with ashawo in the first place, dont you know that most of them can be so desperate in getting what they want. Bros think twice o ehn.

sexymoma: You called someone ashawo yet you saying She's is neat, caring, godly, understanding. dont you know she is doing this just for you to think she gat some good attitude? I bet you if you marry this girl she would change in a twinkle of an eye, Secondly you thinking of opening a restaurant for her, her dog might one day return to her vomits o. Am not discouraging you o but ma brother think twice, she just started this business you know, so joystick go still dey sweet am.
What made you fell in love with ashawo in the first place, dont you know that most of them can be so desperate in getting what they want. Bros think twice o ehn.

sexymoma: You called someone ashawo yet you saying She's is neat, caring, godly, understanding. dont you know she is doing this just for you to think she gat some good attitude? I bet you if you marry this girl she would change in a twinkle of an eye, Secondly you thinking of opening a restaurant for her, her dog might one day return to her vomits o. Am not discouraging you o but ma brother think twice, she just started this business you know, so joystick go still dey sweet am.
What made you fell in love with ashawo in the first place, dont you know that most of them can be so desperate in getting what they want. Bros think twice o ehn.

Abeg wats d difference btw the names "ashewo" and "sexymoma" No vex abeg!!!

Wats d difference btw Ashewo n Runz gals? No be straf all of dem dey straf? because dem choose different titles.... If u lyk her n she z truthfully a gud person its ok, buh wen she go come stop na, cos e be lyk say na moni wey she dey make from d biz dey sustain two of una now... after u go remember say she be ashy... wicked boi!!! God go punish u if u brk dat gal hrt...

Plus, u fit evn marry am, afterall she z "self-employed" n not differnt from oda campus gals wey dey go do runz up n down dat u'll possibly leave her for...

Keep eating her moni, food n her cu.nt... hope u'll pay back.

" a friend persuaded u"... did ur friend also help insert ur prick into d asshy

Go sleep!!! u don c children... mtchew!!!

Recently, dia z a procedure cald HYMENOPLASTY... a minor cosmetic surgery dat restores d anatomical virginity... Prostitutes n pornstars do it at d end of dia careers wen dey nid to settle down... its very affordable n done evn in Nigeria... weda na natural or cosmetic virginity how u go take know virgin na virgin jor!!!

Wat do u do for a living?? Dating a musician znt a funny fin if u r not one... Babe colet ur hrt n give to sm1 else cos it will only get worse as he bcoms more famous... Get a dcent guy n leave him for his type... if u cnt do dat, continue beggin for attention, afterall hrtbrks r therapeutic...

lolzzzzz.... Ass-nal oooo!!!! Shame on u!!!

MRbrownJAY: @post
met this gal in London and invited her back to my crib after a few good dates. when we got there we had some fancy dinner, movie and then onward to getting freaky. during pre-intimacy, i started fingering her and i could feel something inside her cootie cat. i asked her if she had a diaphragm or som' but she said: "come on stop joking!" so i replied:" yeah i can feel something strange inside your punana, there is something in there". she said: "nah come on!"

anyway we start sha*gging and i could still feel something inside her. so i told her to spread her leg and i started fingering her again trying to get to what i was feeling inside. i started aiming for that thing i was touching. it felt like something solid but it wasnt flesh. after a while, i got hold of it and dragged it out, IT WAS A TAMPON THAT SHE HAD FORGOTTEN INSIDE.

the craziest part was that she didnt know how long its been inside her but by the nasty sickening smell of it (which filled the room in a sec) it must have been there for AGES! the poor gal was so ashamed that she ran to the bathroom screaming, got dressed and wanted to go home. she didnt say a single word in the car.

the sad part is that: forgetting a tampon inside is supposedly common with women and that it can lead to cancer etc
but that SMELL will haunt me forever as i sometimes remember that foul odor!!

Lolz... dnt be haunted, it vry common to 4get a tampon, u shd hv made her relax wen u got it out... freakin out visibly was dead wrong, ur kid sis can make same mistake dats if sm guy dsnt go there daily to finger it out lyk u did... u f.uckd up jor!

TolaniLuv: From my point of view! I think Light/brown skins ladies prefer a dark skin men.

While a dark/charcoal girls prefer a light skin men. They don't want their baby to be Burst Skin. My tangible reason.

Simple... wen everybdy agree, thread don close be dat... onila fink of sth better... I wan laf abeg...!!!

dmcdad: You are just very correct.

ignorance get devout followers... chai!!!

pri3stess: Guy please wake up from the bicycle that you have been sleeping on, you can find faithful people in every tribe, you just have to look in the right place. A persons tribe, religion, Nationality should not determine if they will cheat or not, after all even devout Muslims still cheat just because Aisha wears a burqa, does not mean that she's any better than Bukola that wears mini skirts. So please stop generalizing non-cheaters to a certain ethnic group. It's just not right.

olodo!!! Na ur type dey close gate for class wen dem share results... u no see "most" for d topic u dey speak english yet u no knw d meaning of "most"... goat!

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Then they do it and get knocked up

Men r scarce n dz 7 types make up lyk 70% of all men... so d excess wmen wey supse be two for each man go park tyt dey wait for d f.uckable 30%? una wahala too much, oya make una go get thread n niddle stitch una pissy make evbdy rest... PERIOD!!!

BBM: First of all , a man should never ask a woman if he can kiss her, as she will only say, a man should never "ask" for a kiss.

Asking her for a kiss will only make a man look like a boy, which is what a woman is not interested in, and even if she says "yes", it could mean she is just being polite, while on the inside her attraction meter will read a firm, "No".

Secondly , a man should never ask a woman if he can take her out on a date sometime, as she would like to be with a man who is a leader and in control, not someone who asks her permission to hit on her.

A man should confidently ask a woman out, by simply saying, "We should hang out... what's your number?" or tell her about a specific place he wants to take her to.

Thirdly , a man should never brag about the car he has or the kind of house he lives in, as it would seem like he is trying hard to impress her.

Women would be far more impressed by a man's material possessions if he does not mention them in conversation.

The fourth thing a man should never ask a woman is what she wants to do for the night, as she likes a "man with a plan".

The man needs to have a game plan before he calls her, so as to ensure that she will not be burdened with having to think about what to do.

Fifthly, a man should never ask a woman if she likes him, as this is one phrase that turns off a woman completely.

He should just assume that she likes him, and never ask the question, as it would look like he has no confidence.

The sixth tip is that a man should never ask a woman why she never answered his message, as one, it would show that he cared she did not reply back, and two, it would give her a guilt trip, which is seen as insecurity by women.

The seventh tip is that a man should never ask a woman how men she has slept with, as this shows that he is suffering from insecurity.

The eighth tip is that a man should never hint at a future date with a woman he has just met, as she not only wants but needs a guy who is somewhat of a "challenge", and will lose interest if she senses she has won.

The ninth tip is that a man should never end a phone conversation with a woman with a "next step", as firstly it would kill any spontaneity by being predictable, and secondly he would kill any chances of her calling him.

The tenth tip is that a man should never talk bad about a woman's guy friends especially if he hasn't met them and doesn't know her very well, as this is the fastest way for her to mark him as "insecure".

http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/2012-10-03/man-woman/29829800_1_woman-tip-insecurity

Men please ROGER THAT..

Feel free to share your thoughts.

insecurity, insecurity, insecurity... y wnt u b insecure wen some of dis gals don f.uc.k all ya fiens... u wan dey form security yle oda guys go dey f.uck am... I greet u wella

Decryptor: Guys...make money and be financially strong! Then anything you say to a woman would be sweet music to her ears...even if you introduce her as "your biatch".

Ewu!!! lolzzzzzzzz

13. A wman dat can smtyms ask me to lie back yle she bangs me lyk a p.orn.star *** sori peeps***

14. A wman dat wnt come btw me n Liverpool fc...YNWA!!!

luvme2: I personally don't agree with point number 9. So if ur friends don't like her, and u r really in-love with her, u'll let her go just cos ur friends don't approve of her. Ok na, ur friends should kuku choose ur wife for u. SMH.

d questn z, y wud his friends not lyk her certainly because of her... if d friends dnt approve of her, he'll not be eager to show her off to evn d rest of d world cos it will feel lyk evryoda persn wud not lyk her too... mehn, a guy cnt b d only one dat lyks a gurl its sexier n cuter if his friends lyk seeing dem togeda

Dthespian: Some of em points mean d same thing in different wrds...motivates me,support me and d rest

olodo!!! z dia any planet whr motivation z mixed wif support in any way at all

Kevo007: Ok i dont think that stands all through.

Let me illustrate with a specfic example.

I know this gurl that i used to hang out with, she used to pratically tell me everything that was going on with her. Then she told me of this guy that was asking her out, you know right in my presence she swore and cursed that she would never go out with him, but then after about two years we lost contact,and then i met up with her friend and then guess what. She is now dating him.

You can never tell in what direction a woman would go.
Tell me about that,

the fin abt wmen z dey reli dnt knw wat dey nid... or want. And in her case she probably was telin hersef a lie initially, or had hopes u were goin to still ask her out

dappssee: At what point should a man back out on a chase and when does a man become a nuisance to a lady?

Back out when u or d gal u r chasing z tired... SIMPLE!!!

free2ryhme: You may think that women want someone who is buffed and tanned and looks like a bodybuilder model from GQ. Those things are nice and yes we like to look at those guys, but just like you don't need for us to look like Victoria Secret models we don't require it in our man. OK. The 13 most important qualities that women look for
in a man are:

1. Honesty
2. Intelligence
3. Nice Smile
4. Sense of Humor
5. Manners
6. Sensitivity
7. Sincerity
8. Gainfully employed
9. Has own place
10. Owns a car
11. Affectionate
12. Considerate
13. Thoughtful

OK. First things first. Honesty is the NUMBER ONE trait that women look for in a man. That doesn't mean to be brutally honest and tell her she looks fat. (Never do that) but we want to know that we can trust that what you are telling us is the truth. If you've lied in the past it will be a very cold day in Hell before she trusts you again. And she may want to check your phone messages and read your email and call you 10 times a day to feel secure that you're trustworthy again. You may not like that but if you lie it may be the price you have to pay.

Intelligence: Women want to feel safe and protected and we want our men to be smart. Maybe even smarter than us. Women feel that your brain is your sexiest organ. So dazzle us with your brain and you will be surprised how stimulated we become. Kick her ass at "Jeopardy" and watch what happens.

Smile: We love your smile. We can't get enough of it. It makes us want to touch you and kiss you. So brush and floss and see your dentist and keep your mouth kissably fresh.

Sense of Humor: If you can keep us laughing you are golden. We love to laugh and we love a man who can make us laugh. This goes back to the smart thing as well. You have to be smart to be humorous. We like a man who's humor challenges us. Leave that 3 Stooges stuff for the guys. Women don't appreciate 12 year old juvenile humor.

Manners: Little things like manners are very important. Women don't want their man to drive up and reach over from the driver's seat and open the passenger door or just wait for us to open the door. A little old fashioned chivalry goes a long way. Escort the lady to the car and open the door for her. We love to be treated like queens. It makes us feel like you think we're special. And hopefully you do think she's special. We love a man with manners. We know we can take him home and our parents will love him. We don't want to have to worry about what you might do or say. We want to be with a man not a boy. That means no farting, belching, toe or nose picking, spitting, or smacking your lips when you eat. We want to know we can take you in public and we won't be embarrassed. And don't forget we also like to show you off to our girlfriends and we want them to approve. You want the girlfriends to think you're a "Keeper".

Sensitive: That whole thing about being "Sensitive" and getting in touch with your "Feminine Side" are all very true. A woman is waaaay more attracted to a man who isn't afraid to show his feelings and be gentle and sensitive. We actually think that makes you more manly. A man who clams up and thinks being macho is what we want is very wrong. One of the things that is extremely attractive to a woman is when it's obvious that you are attracted to us. There is nothing hotter than seeing how much we turn you on. Don't be afraid to show that. But of course there are limits and this can easily be overdone. Be careful about showing things like that at work or you might find yourself in a sexual harassment situation. And if you decide to try to tip your hand to a woman and show your interest, remember to keep it subtle. No woman likes a STALKER or a HORNDOG! We love to know that we are getting to you, but not in an obnoxious way. You may have to make some changes in your behavior. But of course, they'll be changes for the better and you will most likely be happier for it.

Sincerity: This is a little like honesty, but what I mean is if you need to change some of your behaviors to be more attractive to women then don't just do it to get the girl. This is something that has to be real. If you think that's not you, then maybe you should think about making a change. You can decide you don't want to change, that you like yourself the way you are, but if that was working for you then you probably wouldn't be reading this article. You were drawn to this piece because you must truly want to know how to be better with women and if you sincerely do then you may need to take an honest look at yourself and decide what you want because it has to be real.

Employed: OK. This is a no-brainer, but truthfully there are some men out there without jobs that think they can get all the women they want. I have no idea what makes them think that, but their egos are on overtime. Women need security and we want a man who can provide for us. That doesn't mean we don't want to work, but it does mean that we want to know that you are a responsible MAN.

Has Own Place: OK. Matthew McConaughey was really cute in Failure to Launch but that was a comedy. Seriously we don't want to have a sleepover at your Mom's house. Having your own place just shows us again that you are a responsible adult. And it does help if your place is decorated nicely. I don't mean you have to hire a decorator, but we're not drawn to frathouse chic. Impress us with your style. Again we want MEN not BOYS!

Has Own Car: This may not be important if you live in New York or in a place where the public transportation makes owning a car unnecessary but in most of the world you need a car to pick up your date and take her out. It is important to mention here that even though we love luxury cars we don't need that in our man. Women love men with all kinds of cars, but FYI keep your car clean (especially the inside). Nothing says SLOB more than a dirty car. Take out the fast food wrappers and keep it neat and smelling nice.

Affectionate: We really do love to touch and be touched. And I am not talking sexually here. But try holding her hand when she's not expecting it or gently rubbing her back. Little touchy things like that mean a lot. Rub her arm when you're reading the paper or do little things like foot and hand massages. Women love that.

Be Considerate: We appreciate the little things like holding a door open or not walking ahead of us. If we're sleeping make sure you turn out the light when you leave. Show her you care by picking up after yourself. When you get some dessert out of the fridge ask if she'd like some or make sure you leave some for her. Just basic consideration is so important to us.

Thoughtfulness: This may sound like consideration, but it goes a little further. Being thoughtful of her needs goes a long way. Maybe give her a call from work just to see how she's doing. While we love that we don't want to be smothered with a bunch of calls all day long. Bring something home for her when you go to the store, like some fresh flowers (I know that's cliché, but that's because it works) or maybe some of her favorite ice cream...just because. This shows us that you are thinking of us and that makes us feel important and special.





http://voices.yahoo.com/top-13-things-women-want-man-659326.html

I chase too many gals at a tym, n I dnt nid dem all to love me... n I cnt pay dat much attention to all of dem... how we go do am now

Tomiwezee: I ask a girl out and she is d nt say yes bt are behaviour to me is just like yes,what should i do pls

lick her yansh.... olodo!

Ranoscky: Omo ehn, but una dey try gan o!
Me, i stil dey reason how i go take walk up to a girl on the steet n start conversin with her. Imagine a girl wey fit no be anytin for her area go com c a handsome guy wey dey talk to her for road, she go com dey pull yeye levels wey no geh head. While u no go kno say for her area, she be "mstcheeew".

Abeg, i no geh tym to toast gals for road jare.

if dem plenty for ur bed, wetin u dey use d one wey dey road dey do

pro01: Just follow your instincts. It's funny how persistence often pays in such situations. After her 'initial gra gra', she'd be rolling all over your bed but.t na.ke.d in a few days or weeks. Her reaction could be due to shyness at her crowded surroundings, insecurity, panic, or her negative assessment of your apparent desirability. However, you can still try to gain her attention in spite of her aloofness; just make sure to adopt a playfully cocky and light-hearted approach. It helps to use a carefully selected or sponteneous witty remark to break her brittle defences. Next thing she's stop and heave "what can I do for you!". From there, just use your playboy charm to coax her into exchanging numbers with you since you're in a hurry and can't talk much on the spot, and that would most likely be mission accomplished.

But in the event that she's extremely hostile and unresponsive, it is better to call her attention to the (fictitious) wasp that is prowling all over her yansh. Then calmly walk away while she makes a fool of herself by hysterically slapping her big yansh to get rid of the imaginary wasp.

Nah ur type no go kill me wif laff for dis nairaland o!!!