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Try joining the US Army........ 🤣😂

You go sabi say your sex is determined BIOLOGICALLY........

Sermwell:
You don't know the meaning of mate! Olodo

Another olodo is in Aso Rock........ 😂🤣😊

Goke7:
Shebi you Dey assure people for here 😂

UK wants to change the law, so once its pronounced, everyone is captured under new legislation (I don't think that Bill would pass)..... 🤣😂

SPDAZZY:
Portugual increases years to naturalisation.

In the case of naturalisation, legally known as “derived nationality”, the Government will increase the current minimum period of five years of “legal residence to qualify for obtaining nationality” to seven years for those coming from countries in the Community of Portuguese-Speaking Countries and 10 years for other countries.

https://www.theportugalnews.com/news/2025-06-24/new-rules-for-portuguese-nationality/98816#google_vignette

The 10 year wave is sweeping across....... It's an agenda........ 🤣😂

I know our Nigerian Army got a lot of ballistic defence systems in place...... Incase any enemy attempts any nonsense........ 🙄🤣😂

Sermwell:
So you mean Alex was in university at the age of 13?

Let's say you attended Unilag in 2023....... Assuming Jimi Disu attended in 1981, both of you are schoolmates, by virtue of that Unilag connection......... 🤣😂

Do you know you can bribe home office officials, to grant you ILR.......

Anyone interested....... 😊😂

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvg8emkley3o

Irony1:
But he didn't go to CSU. Alex went to Univeristy of illnois

University of Illnois is also in Chicago, only 124 miles from Chicago state University......

They could have met at state wide University campus parties..... They are still schoolmates (virtue of state) & neighbours (student accommodation, not to far from tinubu's residence)........ 🤣😂

franugo:
Your analogy, amusing as it is doesn't really apply here. A schoolmate is literally someone you attended same school with, at the same time. If that wasn't evidence enough, he also said neighbor right? How could they have been neighbors and schoolmates if they didn't attend at same time?

They attended the same university, but not at the same time = Schoolmate........😊

Long after he had graduated, tinubu still resided in the suburbs of Chicago..... Alex was admitted to CSU, not too far from tinubu's home = neighbours...... 😂🤣

Smartcitizen:
The parables for southern hypocrite, who calls for southern unity when the north is attacking them and attack his southern brothers when they wants to dine with the north.


The animal called Bat must definitely define his true nature in coming months weather he is a Day or Night animal.

Hypocrisy mentality will never work again this time.



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I am not a supporter of bad governance principles, unfortunately we need to prepare for 2031....... It's only if he kicks his bucket, we might snatch power by 2027........ 😊😂

Irony1:
But he didn't go to CSU. Alex went to Univeristy of illnois

Baba is suffering from early signs of dementia...... Long/short term memory loss, is unfortunately a trait....... 😕😂😔

franugo:
I'm confused, is 'schoolmate and close neighbor' not an indicator that they went to same school at the same time?

No......

If i dated a lady, dumped her..... You started dating her.......

Does that mean my history with her is erased....... NO.......

We are both colleagues in her kingdom (albeit we visited her garden at different times)..... 🤣😊😂

Smartcitizen:
By your statement, we will know you.

We know who are for the progress of Nigeria and those who are for their selfish gains from their statements.

Can you do this kind of PR for Jonathan when he was the president of Nigeria?


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The parables of the................ 😊🤣😂

Uchesis:
He was being clever by half.


Unfortunately for him, we are smarter

As you can already see, many of his fans are in full support of his recent schoolmate tractor position....... 🚜😂🤣

Tinubu is a master of trolls, he deliberately wanted to raise blood pressures....... 😊😂

Smartcitizen:
At 13 years in the University?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Most of your south Westerners are truly in competition with the devil in telling lies.


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How do you know where I am from....... 🤔😊🤣

In more advanced countries, they had a shop called Blockbusters....... 🤣😂😊

All prayer warriors would be called, to lay their hands towards the missiles....... 😊😂🤣

CharlotteFlair:
A 13 year old when he graduated was his school mate?

They attended the same school nah, not necessarily same set/year.......

At least when they have cross set get together parties, they would all mingle together...... 😊😂

Tinubu cleverly mentioned schoolmate, NOT classmate.......... 😂😭

Goke7:
Populism and progressivism, like oil and water, cannot mix.

Not even during soup cooking process...... 🤣😂

Is is brand new or new to air peace..... I bet, it's new to air peace (its an old plane)......😂✈️✌️

Only 6...... 🙄

Na wa o.... It's about to go down..... Trumpet, time to blow....... 🎺😂

AKALAMAGBO:
I get that.

It’s now like “needles in haystack” for past and present government to find a lasting solution controlling immigration by boats…

As much as they’ve been able to control legal migration, the other seem difficult/challenging ..

I wonder what reform plan would be.

Unfortunately, reform can only bark loudest from outside, if they had the opportunity to become the political party of the day, at the helm of affairs.......

They would blame the weather, trump and immigrants, for lacklustre performances...... 🤣😂

This is why history lessons are compulsory........ 🤣😂

Arap:
Has anyone flown with KLM to Nigeria recently as a UK resident holding an eVisa? Is a transit visa required? Thanks.

Conduct a search on this thread, this matter was dealt with a few months ago......

I think it was concluded that transit visa was not required (Don't quote me)....... 😂

jedisco:
Hehe... loneliness no be small thing - it tortures slowly. There is manytimes a marked difference between old couples living together and those living alone esp if no kids come around. Na healthcare workers go be their main source of human contact.

Imagine living all by ones self with limited mobility in a 3 bed house. The government should pay people to provide lonely old folks company - another visa sponsorship wahala be dat.

No be small tin o...... 🤣

What would this type of visa be labelled as.......

Loneliness buddy required, apply within COS available...... 🤣😂

Phunkyposh:
I just wonder why no one advised on the 5years fixed. Is there any reason why

5 years is a long time...... Nobody knows what would happen with interest rates... So best to approach with caution, than get stuck in an unfavorable position......... 🤣😂

It's a game of chess...... 🤣😂

RodgersAkpafu:
Immigrants remain the soft targets to be blamed for every bad thing that happens in this country lol

Blaming Immigrants for brexit consequences is quite funny

That's why we have tough skins...... 🤣😂

RodgersAkpafu:
You already did quite a bit of judgement lol

So all your fingers, pointed my direction..... 🤞😂🤞😂

RodgersAkpafu:
Of course anyone can discuss whatever

But I know homophobic undertones when I read them, and those who are involved know themselves, explicitly or tacitly

I listen, I don't judge....... 🤣😂👂

jedisco:
Hehe
In the past, I used to be quite cautious when relatively young men turn up for a vasectomy. These days, I no dey lose sleep. As far as you understand the risks and benefits, na your body. It has become quite clear how different cultures view certain things. A number of my colleagues have also had one.

Another is when people say they would not have kids because of what the world has become- that they wouldn't want to bring a child into this world in its current state. In the past, I'd gloss over it as play-talk but I now see quite a number of young folks actually mean this. I tell them that statistically speaking, the world has never been in a better place.

Out of 50 childless people(geriatrics) I have been privileged to speak to, when life changing health decisions are required....... I would say about 45 of them, regretted not having a child or children......

Each to their own...... 😊😂

RodgersAkpafu:
Homophobic comments i am reading here is somewhat disturbing to be very honest

So we can't have a discuss about a story in the news...... 🤔🤔🤔

I bet you did not read the news caption.....

Where did you get your homophobic chatter from.....