₦airaland Forum

Idowuogbo:
That's thing with una new generation, they don't know when to stop. The diss all of them dey fire sef was getting redundant.

you should have checked the spontaneously improvised jeers before it was adulterated by Google-spawned ones.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]This guy and firsteva go finally fuçk last last sha! [/color]

It's my staunch belief that a nagging, angry woman is always sex-deprived.

And this has built my attraction towards firsteva, I ask for the opportunity to present to nairalanders , a new firsteva much more gentle, feminine, happy and not so-full-of herself; a firsteva that has been fvck-transformed.

firstEVA:
which work out pix? The one you totally looked like a retardd with hunch back? Lol. Assuming you are muscular what has that got to do with anything? Many fagggots are muscular, particular the man in the man man relationship.

Since you are in a cold environment and not in the mood for fight, you can respect your old age and quit mentioning me for nothing.

common, most ladies love the muscles in a man.just like men love the soft ,smooth curves of ladies. Except of course you feel unsually different. Which shouldn't be a surprise

But more often than not,more muscles often guarantee longer and harder puussyy-slamming.

Believe me, your pusssyy will breath more freely after tonight irrespective of the forest of hairs that abound.

Let's not waste this fine weather,dear

firstEVA:
how many packs of viagra and gay sex videos have you bought to assist in making your dream a reality?

I have shown you my work out pics, you know I got the muscle to suspend you in air while I lower your gaping,waiting vagina down the long length of my shaft.

Believe me, I got the skills to wait for the total moistness of your vagina before allowing your pussssy the luxury of walking down the whole length of my phallus

firstEVA:
for a 52 year old internet troll with no job, no family, no life, no future ambition, you sure got some brains.

I don't know what region of the country you reside, but where I am the weather is so sweet for two , unfit for fights....and I got an idea.

Why don't I snuggle you under the sheets and fvck this sadness out of your life.

You'll be suprised what a good fvck can do.

LordOfTheWeed:

[size=14pt] Lezz - Fight

Synonymous to each other.. .. .. Baba, put on your clothes and bury your hatchet.. .. .. The one wey you fight don do [/size]

lolz you just knocked the wind off my steam

Sword sheathed ,only in the hopes of the promise of another brawl lurking very close

JiggamanGh:
Gay bastard, instead of looking for pucci to fork you are ova here fighting with women. I see you still looking for a new belt.

I have always thought gays are way up the ladder than ghanaians whose history is written in slavery and economic destitution.

Calling you a 21st century slave wouldn't be an insult.

But then your forebears where itinerant wandering scums who got shipped like sardines across the lagoon into the little slumming cesspool called ghana--- by my progenitors.

Go and see if the UK has sent in your yearly aid.
You sewage mice.

Jollyjoy:
you got it wrong,that guy engaged iin an online brawl with softapple, firsteva caution him,to atleast respect his pix and old age,mr lezz turned round and start insulting firsteva,softapple joined and the tournament began...lollll.

That's a lame take. You cleverly left the truth aside. Firsteva and I have a never-ending brawl. Fact. Her "cautioning " me if I should use your word was just another way of starting another brawl which she does almost every forth night. In one of those brawls, faggottaple (softapples ) was hurling side kicks at me, I couldn't engage him because I was banned immediately.

Well 2 days ago, I got an interesting mention and it was a revelation that softapples, aka sweetorgasm,aka whitewitch cum angelmarve is a multifaceted scum of the earth who dresses like a woman and wear makeup with lipsticks. It was sheer joy to slash him to pieces for being a deceitful slimming wall lizard who prey on the sexuality of both men and women.

Softapples was faggotry on steroids. Simple. And firsteva missed me so bad she came for her routine e-orgasm guaranteed by my well woven literary pòrn.

And you jumped into it unintelligently to take side and to lecture me what my age shouldn't be doing.

But fat girls with brains are rare.

softapples:
MEHNN EVERYBODY TAKE A LOOK AT THE TWIN OF MEDUSA, CC FIRSTEVA, OYIND17, TWACI, TOHPAHZ, JOLLYJOY, CAPTAINSWAG225, THENONCE, TRAPKVNG, SINNZU, MRSPHINO, GURGLE, NAIJABOIY, CUTEHECTOR.

morning will find you being laughed at.

Aren't youthe lipstick wearing faggott that was displayed earlier here

Cry cry baby. When I whoop you bad, I expect you to react like my victims do: crazy, desperate stuffs

softapples:
MEHNN EVERYBODY TAKE A LOOK AT THE TWIN OF MEDUSA, CC FISTEVA, OYIND17, TWACI, TOHPAHZ, JOLLYJOY, CAPTAINSWAG225, THENONCE, TRAPKVNG, SINNZU, MRSPHINO

Now you're getting real desperate, groping for anything for support like a drowning man. When I whoop you again, you will fly to google for solace.

softapples:
ure wasting my time with my disses, bring smtin new

You have no disses. Your brain power is too weak to articulate anything beyond faggptry and bestial gestures.,
Perverted gaping çunt

softapples:
hey listen uve run out of disses, ure now using the disses i used 4 u in d previous page, cant u see how disgraceful and shameless that uve become, u keep repeating the disses that i have drop, pls im wasting my time on u, when u have new disses u cant quote me nd nt using my own disses again.

softapples:
STOP REPEATING MY DISSES, IF U WANT MY ATTENTION, COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW.

your disses you say?

Fvck_faced baboon. You were copying and pasting from google and I simple went in to your source and spill them all on you. Little, illiterate fool with no literary prowess.

A waste-pipe like you who can't even write properly. Destitute.

softapples:
hey listen uve run out of disses, ure now using the disses i used 4 u in d previous page, cant u see how disgraceful and shameless that uve become, u keep repeating the disses that i have drop, pls im wasting my time on u, when u have new disses u cant quote me nd nt using my own disses again.

Yo mama's so ugly, Yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.
Yo mama's so ugly, when Yo father is having sex with her he puts two bags on her head in case one of them breaks.
Yo mama's so ugly, Yo father's breath smells like shit 'cause he'd rather kiss her ass.
Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

softapples:
LOL U keep talking of ugly, pls a lot of nairalands has seen my picture, and they can testify that im very handsome, take a look at my dp, that is my younger sister, cant u see how beautiful she is? now we are all 4rm our mom and that means my mom is an angel, REAL TALK, but everybody on nairaland please take a look at lezz dp and tell me how his mother will look like, lol lezz pls dnt change ur dp, cc firsteva,loomer, jarizod, oyind17, kingtom, naijaboiy, jollyjoy.

now you're beginning to sound a little human.

I'll go normal on you now. You play dirtyagain,I'llfeed you to the dogs. Faggott-faced baboon.

And thanks for wailing.

softapples:
LOL U keep talking of ugly, pls a lot of nairalands has seen my picture, and they can testify that im very handsome, take a look at my dp, that is my younger sister, cant u see how beautiful she is? now we are all 4rm our mom and that means my mom is an angel, REAL TALK, but everybody on nairaland please take a look at lezz dp and tell me how his mother will look like, lol lezz pls dnt change ur dp, cc firsteva,loomer, jarizod, oyind17, kingtom, naijaboiy, jollyjoy.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
Yo mama's so ugly, she uses her face for birth control.
Yo mama's so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.
Yo mama's so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence.

softapples:
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, GOD MADE ME PRETTY, what happen to you? because the last time i saw a face like yours i fed it some bananas

Yo mama's so ugly, she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror.

JiggamanGh:
Watch your mouth you dirty dog.

shut the fvck up. Grass munching lizard.

softapples:
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, GOD MADE ME PRETTY, what happen to you? because the last time i saw a face like yours i fed it some bananas

Yo mama's so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."

softapples:
UR MOTHER IS SO SLUTTY THAT I FVCK HER DAILY AND USE HER FOR THE COMMUNITY TO Group Intimacy HER

Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo mama's so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons.
Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!

softapples:
UR MOTHER IS SO SLUTTY THAT I FVCK HER DAILY AND USE HER FOR THE COMMUNITY TO Group Intimacy HER

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a track cleat.
Yo mama's so ugly, she's uugly. I had to add another u `cause u is ugly too!

softapples:
UR MOTHER IS SO SLUTTY THAT I FVCK HER DAILY AND USE HER FOR THE COMMUNITY TO Group Intimacy HER

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother.

softapples:
UR MOTHER IS SO DUMB THAT SHE STOP AT A STOP SIGN AND WAITED FOR IT TO SAY GO, UR MOTHER IS SO STVPID THAT SHE WAS LOCKED IN A SUPER MARKET AND SHE STARVD TO DEATH.

Your Momma so ugly she made the devil pray

softapples:
UR MOTHER IS SO DUMB THAT SHE STOP AT A STOP SIGN AND WAITED FOR IT TO SAY GO, UR MOTHER IS SO STVPID THAT SHE WAS LOCKED IN A SUPER MARKET AND SHE STARVD TO DEATH.

Yo mama so ugly,she went to a strip club,the people paid her to keep her clothes on

softapples:
UR MOTHER'S ASININE SIMIAN COUNTENANCE ALLUDES THAT HER FETID STENCH AND HAS ANNULLED THE ANTHROPOID APE SPECIES DIVERSITY.

Yo Momma's so poor she hangs toilet paper out to dry.

softapples:
THE ONLY THING POSITIVE ABT UR MOTHER IS THAT SHE IS HIV POSITIVE

Your moms such a slut that her pussy's been used more then google

softapples:
UR MOTHER IS SO FAT DAT SHE LovePeddler A YELLOW RAINCOAT AND PEOPLE YELLED TAXI, UR MOTHER IS SO FAT DAT I TOOK PICTURES OF HER LAST YEAR AND ITS STILL PRINTING

Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Your momma's so poor she can't even pay attention!

Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Your mamma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the BITCH!!!!!

Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering.

Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border.

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit !!

Yo momma is like a bowling ball, gets picked up fingered, thrown in the gutter and bitch comes back for more.

softapples:
IF MOSES HAD SEEN UR UGLY FACE, THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER COMMANDMENTS, UR MOTHER APPEAR TO BE THE CULMINATION OF YEARS OF GENETIC MISHAPS.

your mother was the cheapest sllut in nairaland who is so sexed starved she opens a handle with a dp in the romance section . Her biggest clientele are street urchins and bus conductors.

softapples:
ALL UR MOM'S FEMALE ANCESTORS ARE PROSTITUTEES, U CAME 4RM A LINEAGE OF PROSTTITUTESS DATS WHY 1% OF BRAIN U DNT HAVE, IMAGINE a 45year old man behaving like a worthless dog.

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estima

softapples:
ALL UR MOM'S FEMALE ANCESTORS ARE PROSTITUTEES, U CAME 4RM A LINEAGE OF PROSTTITUTESS DATS WHY 1% OF BRAIN U DNT HAVE, IMAGINE a 45year old man behaving like a worthless dog.

Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves

softapples:
WHERE ARE ALL D CHILDREN OF UR MOTHER? ITS OBVIOUS SHE DNT KNOW BCAUS SHE SLEPT WITH ALL CHOICE OF MALES, 4RM A STUDENT TO A MECHANIC, TO A WHEELBARROW PUSHER AND TO A DRUNKARD WHICH HAPPENS TO BE UR DAD, UR MOTHER WAS NICK NAME A PUBLIC TOILET BCAUS OF HER SEXUAL ESCAPADES, NO WONDER MAGGOTS AND WORMS STARTED COMING OUT FROM HER womanliness BCAUS SHE HAD HIV AND AIDS AND THAT MAKES U A HOPELESS SICKLER WHICH MEANS UR PATHETIC LIFE ARE NUMBERED, U gay AND AN ILLITRATE DUNCE.

Your momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the "any key"

softapples:
SHUT UP U DISTABILIZED BASTARD AND A SON TO A THOUSAND FATHER, IS THAT UR NOSE ON UR DP OR U INHALED A CANTALOUPE?

Your momma's house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet.

softapples:
SHUT UP U DISTABILIZED BASTARD AND A SON TO A THOUSAND FATHER, IS THAT UR NOSE ON UR DP OR U INHALED A CANTALOUPE?

Your momma's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.