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softapples:
SHUT UP U DISTABILIZED BASTARD AND A SON TO A THOUSAND FATHER, IS THAT UR NOSE ON UR DP OR U INHALED A CANTALOUPE?

Your momma's so Smelly her poop is glad to escape.

softapples:
UR MOTHER IS SO BIG THAT HER GRADUATION PICTURE HAD TO BE AN AERIAL VIEW, UR MOTHER IS SHAPED LIKE A SOCKS FILLED WITH DUNGS.

Your momma's so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent...

softapples:
SHUT UP U UGLY GOAT!! U ARE SO UGLY THAT WHEN U WERE BORN UR MOTHER SHOUTED WHAT A TREASURE AND UR FATHER SAID YEAH LET US BURY IT, U ARE SO UGLY THAT WHEN U WALK INTO A BANK THEY TURN OFF THE SURVEILLENCE CAMERA, U ARE SO UGLY THAT WHEN U WALK ON D STREET IN SEPTEMBER, PEOPLE SAID DAMM ITS HALLOWEEN ALREADY, U ARE SO UGLY THAT U MAKE AN ONIONS CRY.

lolz you just said your prayers and bid everyonw goodnight. Just after 1hr you showed up for a rematch?

You obviously was unable to sleep over my scathing words. I'm keeping you awake with anaemia. Seems my e_punches will kill you faster than faggotry.

firstEVA:
hahahahah. Lezzbian how market? Oya expose me. You sound very bitter, i'm sure your blood pressure must have risen now, please don't die just yet, I don't want a fagggots blood on my neck, lol.

Twinkle Twinkle little whorre
Close your legs you're not a door
You're going to catch an STD in your tongue and in your pussssy
You're only wanted cause you're free
Twinkle Twinkle little whorre, Your cheaper than a tom-tom wrap

***I'm curious you didn't reply my lecture on magnets, didn't want to expose your interupted education once again? *****

firstEVA:
he is an unrepentant homosexual, I take delight in hunting his very existence. Btw, the only woman he has ever shared a bed with would be probably be his mum.

Sorry for calling you a whorre all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart that only vagina-juice can fill.

softapples:
HAIL MARY FULL OF GRACE, THE LORD IS WITH THEE, BLESSED ARE THOU AMONGS WOMEN AND BLESSED IS THE FRUIT OF THE WOMB, JESUS. HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD, PRAY FOR US SINNERS, NOW AND AT THE HOUR OF OUR DEATH AMEN. "MAY GOD 4GIVE ME 4 ALL THE BAD THINGS IV SAID AMEN, I NEED TO GO TO BED WITH A CLEAR HEART, PLAYING SOME DEEP CATHOLIC LATIN ANGELIC SONGS TILL DAWN, GOODNIGHT EVERYONE

Yeah run to bed and don't forget to put your tail behind your legs.

****You're lucky I'm a Catholic, I would have closed this duel with a nasty e-cut that will numb you to sleep faster than any sleeping pill.

I'll watch out for you hence forth.

softapples:
UR MOTHER IS A PROSTITUTE THAT DURING A SEX CLASS IN HIGH SCHOOL, SHE WAS THE HOMEWORK, UR MOTHER IS SO SLUTTY THAT SHE IS LIKE MCDONALDS, MILLION SERVED EACH DAY.

miserable troll, if I ever had an accident and require a brain swap, I'm taking yours: it has never been used.

Google-copy-and-paste slowpoke troll.

softapples:
UR MOTHER IS SO UGLY THAT SHE WAS GIVEN EXTRA 364 days for halloween,.

learn from your parent's mistake now and use birth control. You don't want to burden the world with copy of your epileptic brain cells and acute stupidity.

softapples:
UR MOTHER IS A PROSTITUTE THAT DURING A SEX CLASS IN HIGH SCHOOL, SHE WAS THE HOMEWORK, UR MOTHER IS SO SLUTTY THAT SHE IS LIKE MCDONALDS, MILLION SERVED EACH DAY.

Your mother's vagina is like Abuja national stadium, each time your dad's dicck go missing inside her, she barks: " more room here"

Little wonder the poor bastard hanged himself but not before he made sure you're are an initiated faggooot

softapples:
LOOK AT THIS CONFUSED TOGOLEES REFUGEE THAT WENT TO AMERICA INSIDE A TANK TALKING, U WASTED SPERM.

If you check my parental pelt on you, you will see that I referred to your parents in the past tense. That's because I consider them dead for birthing a failure and pride - less subnormal human like you.

Somebody like you will deliberately use charm on a girl and still boast of your seductive skills.

If you could stoop so obvious to copy and paste jibes and brag and feel puffy as it you had the mental power to improvise these jibes, then curse be onto you and may you never burden humanity with any offspring.

You will leave us nothung but empty humans devoid of any emotion; shame nor pride, love or hate. Just an empty shell of human meat.

softapples:
LOOK AT THIS CONFUSED TOGOLEES REFUGEE THAT WENT TO AMERICA INSIDE A TANK TALKING, U WASTED SPERM.

See as your yansh dey open like a bald fowl. You even boast with copy and paste jibes. That's how classless your rapist father and your slovenly mother were.

They had no sense of shame to bequeath you.

School drop out.

softapples:
UR MOTHER IS SO UGLY THAT SHE WAS GIVEN EXTRA 364 days for halloween,.

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.


Your mother was the biggest drunk in your local government. There's still an ongoing debate if you were fathered by her bus-conductor boyfriend or the local pick - pocket swine who was cut raping the village goat.

softapples:
UR MOTHER IS LIKE A HOCKEY PLAYER, SHE DOES NOT CHANGE HER PAD FOR THREE PERIODS.

I'm not saying your mom is a LovePeddler, but she can't even eat alphabet soup without choking on a D.


Lol, your mom is the cheapest fvck in your neighbourhood. Even cheaper than a sachet of "pure" water.

softapples:
FOOL IV SAID ALL THAT ALREADY, BRING SMTIN NEW

Your mother is too ugly to be raped and too fat to enter all the space in nairaland.

If she got mentioned in nairaland the thread will read"to be continued"

slowpoke see how tongue tied you are when I decided to play your stupid game. Brainless faggott. Bloody illiterate.

Wasted spermm and fvck. Your father should have come off on your mother's wrinkled lap and the world would have been spared of your mental incapacitation.

Google - sourcing jibe bastarddd

demygod:
[size=pt16]Take a break, man

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will do , bro . Thanks.

softapples:
VERY DRY, ARE U TIRED OR UVE RUN OUT OF WORDS? UR EARS ARE SO BIG THAT WHEN U STAND ON A MOUNTAIN THEY LOOK LIKE A TROPHY HANDLE, URE SO UGLY THAT WHEN U WERE BORN THE DOCTOR THREW U OUT THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THE WINDOW THREW U IN BACK.

You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.

You're so ugly, every time you go out you get chased by the dog catcher.

softapples:
STOP STEALING AND REPEATING MY DISS MEHNN!!!! URE SO UGLY THAT THEY CALL U THE EXTERMINATOR BCAUS U KILL BUGS ON SIGHT.

You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.

You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.

You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.

softapples:
STOP STEALING AND REPEATING MY DISS MEHNN!!!! URE SO UGLY THAT THEY CALL U THE EXTERMINATOR BCAUS U KILL BUGS ON SIGHT.

You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.

Do you have Diss? a deadbrained, intellectually slowpoke like you talks about stealing your Diss. idiot, I'm feeding you free Diss from your Google source. Shameless hermophrodite.

softapples:
URE SO UGLY THAT WHEN U GOT ROBBED, THE ROBBERS MADE U WEAR THEIR MASK, CHAI LOOKING AT UR DP, IF MY DOG HAD UR FACE I WILL SHAVE HIS BUTT AND MAKE HIM WALK BACKWARDS.

You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet

softapples:
LOL DRY DISS, I HEARD U WENT TO A HUNTED HOUSE AND THEY OFFERED U A JOB, WHEN DNT U CHECK EBAY MAYB THEY HAVE A LIFE FOR SALE, TWO WRONGS DONT MAKE A RIGHT TAKE UR PARENTS AS AN EXAMPLE, IF I HAD A DOLLAR 4 EVERY BRAIN U DNT HAVE, I WILL HAVE ONE DOLLAR

You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you Shit-Happens.
You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.

softapples:
URE SO UGLY THAT THE ONLY DATE U GET ARE ON A CALENDER, I HEARD UR PARENTS TOOK U TO A DOG SHOW AND U WON, URE SO UGLY THAT U HAVE TINTED WINDOWS ON UR INCUBATOR.

What's the difference between a faggott like you and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't FART when you pull your meat out

softapples:
DO U STILL LOVE NATURE? DESPITE WHAT IT DID TO U, JUST TAKE A LOOK AT UR DP, URE SO UGLY THAT U SCARE THE HELL OUT OF THE TOILET, URE SO OLD THAT EVEN UR MEMORY IS IN BLACK AND WHITE

Your mom's vagina stinks of your neighbour's dog's spermm, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out

softapples:
I FART TO MAKE U SMELL BETTER, U LOOK LIKE A BEFORE PICTURE, PLS OUR EARTH IS FULL, GO HOME!!

I've got the doe
Where's your mom the woe
If her vagina is a video game ,
It'll be rated E for everyone
Your mom's vagina is a wide as nairaland and her fistula is as deep as the military Thread.

****I wish to get dirty with little humour *****

firstEVA:
what is Hury and what is magnet? Did you say you have two degrees? Lol. Whoever sponsored your education should demand a refund

Why are you pained I insult your mum? Does she not deserve to be insulted? Any woman who raises a beast and animal like you should be cursed and stoned. Pls don't call me a lesbian again o, cos the only Lezzbian here is you, I am firsteva

come each time, you challenge my diction , I leave you sprawled on the floor with dazed cuts. None in your lineage will dare my weaving of words.

The last time you challenged my use of the word "imbecilitated", I left you bleeding on nairaland's floor with explanations and you were heavy with shame.

Ok, now grab your favourite seat for your free class. When two nouns are joined together by a hyphen, it becomes a compound noun. A magnet is a material that attracts or pull something. Thus failure-magnet when used to describe someone is addressing that person as drawn to failure or bound to failure.
A slutt is often called an abuse - magnet. Example of a slut: firsteva. Example: firsteva is failure bound. Firsteva is a failure-magnet.


You can thank me later with a good fvck....but you're lousy lesbo. My brand is Heineken. .....

Foolish girl with a backwater education. Olodo.

softapples:
YOUR FACE IS A WASTE OF MOLECULES, U MUST COME FROM THE SHALLOW END OF THE GENE POOL.

Every last molecule of you is of overwhelming homonal confusion.

You have admitted you're no match for me by boring this duel with Internet garbage.

Your subzero existence need help. Even the b1tch firsteva has got more balls than you.

[quote author=firstEVA post=37574706][/quote]Are you a comprehension destitute? The definition of lezz isn't still lesbian by definition or even my inference.

What happened in your gst 101 class? That's assuming you had the tenacity to make it through school without drawing the ire of your parents.

TrapKVNG:
Firsteva and lezz wtf E don do nah?? Since morning!! Ya'll should pick a venue and settle this in bed for chrissakes!

any time she craves e-orgasm, my moniker is the first thing that comes to mind.

softapples:
IF URGLINESS WERE A CRIME U WILL GET A LIFE SENTENCE, U put on makeups that u leave a clown imprint on ur pillow case, One more wrinkle and u will pass 4 a PRUNE

and you need lipstick and cross dressing and cheap bleaching cream to have a sense of self - value.

firstEVA:
he is an unrepentant homosexual, I take delight in hunting his very existence. Btw, the only woman he has ever shared a bed with would be probably be his mum.

Stop spewing cheap lies. Today was just another burial day for you. I Hury you so bad, your letters bleed on this thread. See, wailing rejected hag who had to insult my mom to get an emotional grip says she's tormenting me.

Your ability to be a self-deluding, lesbian recruiting teenage - buglar must be exceptional.


Frustration - magnet. Spinster candidate.