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softapples:
YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS AN APOLOGY FROM THE CONDOM FACTORY.

I know you're the outcome of a generation of in --breeding of basest kind. We know when your dad started carresing your anus but we will also like to know how far along he went with you.

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firstEVA:
Lmao, the fagggot lezz has gone for inspection, lmao

I was watching your postmortem right here on this thread.

firstEVA:
why would I be lying? You can create a thread on shaved or unshaved pussy which do guys prefer, many like shaved, a lot more like hairy. U wouldnt understand plainly because you are a gay .

Your won public hair must be gray by now, some even falling off. Bloddy fagggot. I know it takes a lot for you to type pusssy, the word alone leaves your stomach rumbling in disgust, what you know is anus.

see this vagina-munching she-man.

You are a stinkard. With your Nairaland constancy and your hairy pussssyyy, I put it to you firsteva, you stink of stale, vagina sweat. Dirty unkempt, backwater drab with manly posterior and hairy vsgina.

No wonder only a wuzzy, donkey-faced Ghanaian (captainswag225) can pity-date you. Oya, insult my mother again.

softapples:
whareva u say does nt change d fact dat u beg lala 4 uk visa

you use the same line in the same thread for different monikers
Intellectual destitute.

kilode100:
Eva my Sweetie pie, how are you?

You see, I didn't appear because you ve a special place in my heart.
Did you know the only like and share you got on that post was from kilode100??

You ve sucked my pussy when I was on my period, and for that I will never forget you

It's a pity Kilode100 has to move on abi you wan infect me with Aids??

I ve known first Eva for 13yrs, we were former prostitute and fvck buddies. As for her saying I'm a guy, I ve spoken to some good Nairaland members and we planned some orgiés later this week and I intend to update ashawo thread.

Pls beg first Eva to release kilode100 from the spirit of lesbianism

Please o...

firsteva, see what you have done to yourself now. You won't listen. Now you're going down like a corpse burried at sea.

This is record low in Nairaland's entire history. No woman has been this slayed with her flesh ripped off her bones.

Nairaland is no longer your safe heaven. You have been beaten in the physical world and now dragged like a common 300 naira prostituttte on Nairaland's floor.


See who I wanted to give a mercy FCK before. Thank goodness for this revelation.

Jollyjoy:
dnt allow him to bring you to his level please....let him talk to himself.

shush, fatso , how is the weight loss exercise going? You large heap of potatoes.

softapples:
all i can c here is a sex starved goat

Ah, this sweetorgasm, soft Apple and whitewitch iidiot is still breathing.

You should climb into your cheap coffin
Your family won't even blink
Your neighborhood won't notice
Posterity will pretend you never was born
The world is better off with one less faggott

You biological summation of sewage waste.

firstEVA:
. Lots of men love hairy pusssy, one once said the hair in contact with dick sends an extra stimuli to the dick, another said a hairless pussy reminds him of little girls, hair in the pusssy turns him on. But hey how would a homosexual know? You have been banging only hairless dry yanshes so you conclude every man would love hairless pusssy, lol, failed attempt at trying to prove u aint fagggot, try again

Stupid. You're either lying or talking to a gay.

During second round of sex or even a prolonged first round, most vaginas run out of juice , if that Vagina be hairy, let the devil take the diiick that accompanies it.
Modern men, most won't go for hairy puussssy. Men love visual show. But wait........ Your defence just proves firsteva has a hairy forest puusssy.


Hey... you hear that ,everyone, firshteva has implicitly admitted to having hairy puusssyy.

Now who can vouch yesterday's sweat and thigh moisture isn't still lodging at the threshold of firsteva's puusssy

firstEVA:
how do you know this? Some one who fights only women and men who like women? Pls. And be careful with the ass licking, he may come for your ass next. Just a friendly advice.

All women I have scathed with are either lesbians or openly apologetic to lesbian. #check my profile. I'm one of Nairaland chief fsggott slayers.

The only excerptopn to this is jollyjoy who happened not to check my profile before jumping into my mentions. Royalpearl is another exception whom I slaughtered on the alter of Nairaland for being a Ghanaian with the senseless-ness to diss Nigeria who freed her entire slaving, itinerant , dimwitted forebears and gave them a sense of identity.

You also have openly endorsed faggptry and lesbianism; you come within my lesdar naturally. Pervert.

firstEVA:
. Hehehehe, the old man is confused again

Am I a Lezzbian or couger? Or can I be both?
52 year NFA (no future ambition), s eun is employing super moderators, I hope he employs you, your 247 time online would at lest put food on your table and take your mum off the streets.

My longest time frame in Nairaland is spent warding off your barbaric tactics of seduction.

Since I gave you your first true e-orgasm, you crave always another love scene by masquerading insults and jibes for lust and attention.

How often do you wish me to get your vagina breathing hard. OK, get a shave and I'll see if I can make twist and whine like that slut you are.

Oyind17:
You can start by showing them love since they are loveless. Have u seen their hairy pu***y before? you are mouthed

let me tell you how I concluded that firstEva, jollyjoy have hairy pusssies:

Most guys love shaved ponies, that way, even if you happen to be in a hurry and didn't apply enough pre-intimacy, your phallus won't get hindrance of stubborn hairs.

But these babe are loveless with the give away symptom of insulting males with just the slightest provocation. They are easily vexed by a male and sometimes use violence and nagging to draw attention so you know a male is absent in their lives.

Firsteva is an exception to this rule: she dates a preteen Ghanaian almost half her age, he can't ask her to shave, neither can he FCK her properly. Her vagina is possibly hairy with stale sweat.

firstEVA:
that MAY only work if you are in the room with us, and you will have to wear something sexy, if not lezz may not be able to get it up

That's an implicit admission your body constitution lacks the charm to control a man's diiick.

But believe me when I say if you look good enough (never mind your facial structures, I look first at your body curves) I will fvck you with just the tip of my penniss, just slightly above the point where the dick-head extend out of the long shaft of the male's erect diiick, that way, your vaginal lips will open and close to the sweet friction created by the demarcation between my dick-head and the rest of my shaft.
That's therapy 101.

Oyind17:
You no dey tire? lol

I do get tired but seldom with loveless females who jumps into my mentions and act as if this thread revolve around their stinking, hairy kitten.

firstEVA:
stop crying about cursing your mother, is this the first time I am cursing her? Or it hurt you deep for the first time, isn't she an ex prostitute or she's still prostituting, she should have some shame naw, a woman with a 52 year old son shouldn't continue with such a degrading lifestyle.

I Quoted you from no where, yes, I do what I like with you, I insult you anytime I feel like it, that's what I do to those ihave subdued and conquered stop shedding tears, as usual I will show you no mercy.

I won't cry or complain about online pelting of my mom or any family member.

I pointed it our as a sign of your tapping out and lose big time.
I brought your rage to the fore and prove time again that I have rendered and reduced you into a rolling ball of rage and madness of bitterness.

TrapKVNG:
Can see she really loves spending time with you

more than her teenage, nigerian-hating slime of a teenage destitute Ghanaian slave.

Check the time she spends with me and compare with that of her swaggerless csptainswag225 and see if she didn't find my style more vagina-moisting.

If she isn't getting down on her knees to take my phallus in her mouth, I an it game then. lord knows I'll be dignifying her beneath her usual street-dog position.

TrapKVNG:
Lezz and Firsteva , ya'll should just get a room and fauck like there's no tomorrow!

She wants me undeniably but she's too drab and slummy to up her seduction game. Besides, what do I make of her boyish physical disposition?

firstEVA:
too much contradictions in your posts, lesbians are only into women, so why would I be with a man atal

[b]Before you cure any lesbian with rape therapy, u should be dead sure you can make your dicck rise at the sight of a woman, work on that first, [/b]Fagggot.

You darn right, I forgot you are a door-framed physiqued with no visual appeal. A life-sentenced, sex- starved inmate would suffice then.

Your deliverance is of top priority. No therapy can be worse than the malady.

firstEVA:
Since you've said it before, I guess you have to repeat it out of want of what to you can say it again and again, I won't call you a broken record, it's not your fault, that's what firsteva does, she makes you confused then you start repeating yourself

Oh, you are 52?, I thought as much, at 52 you engage in e wars around the clock, your retired prostitute of a mum must be proud
At 52 you still butt lick random males with the aim of getting into their asss. At 52 you still have no job, can you pls define a cursed soul? that's LEZZbian

Does any body needs a babalawo to know that firsteva is hurting big time?

She quotes me from no where this afternoon and when she couldn't handle my e-grenades she resorts to insult my mother

Nairalanders, what does this tell you all? My scathing remarks about her found their way into her petty little heart because I speak the truth about her.

Now she's losing it and venting her hot rage on my mother who by the way is still in her office.

How many signs do I need to know I have won and ridiculed nairaland's self-styled tigress.

Oh firsteva, do not talk about maturity further. I have broken every facade of maturity - pretence you can muster.

Old, wrinkled, and raging love - destitute. True love will find you soon and cure you of your self - loathing and rage.

TrapKVNG:
I understand your pain boy, no wonder you keep sympathising with habitual failures like agarawu. A WORD OF ADVICE: when next you bleach, try and bleach the left side of that corpse looking frontal structure you call your face!

faggotry personified.

firstEVA:
no matter the age of a woman, as far as she fvcking a man whether he is preteen ghanian or cameronian or lebanese, at least she's with a man, no law against it. You Lezzbian a sworn fagggot, who even chose a moniker related with homosexuality are the one law enforcement officers would love to lock behind bars and the mob stone to death. Your gaycocck must have bruises all over due to your constant pumelling of dry gay assholes. An old woman can take oestrogen drugs to make her v moist and soft, but lezz pls tell us despite your 30 something years of fagggotry if you have gotten pills to soften the gayass of your lovers.

Your relationship with your preteen ghanaian is pity - based.

Delusional wench! Which young man wants a sagging flesh and a dry vagina? Who young man wants a slopping butt and wrinkled laps accompanied by slate - like beasts?

Your lesbians activities are well documented here on nairaland. you don't even bother denying them any more since Sonofmark revealed them. If you will as much as be as real as I am with a DP, I will hand you over to law enforcement. ....and no, you're not going to jail.

I got a lesbian therapy for you; you will be raped wide open by a real phallus to cure your inherent perversity.

Strong - fleshed She-man.

firstEVA:
oh you didn't know? Lezz is 45 years old but has no real job, e muscle flexing and "inspection" of gaycocks are his only jobs

45 years? Don't let that suit in my DP fool you, I'm 52 and looking ruggedly handsome. If you will get a man twice my age,you won't have to run online and resort to a Ghanaian who insults Nigeria in every single chance he gets. I blasted him yesterday and you're here like mother hen to protect your child - lover.

Firsteva, I told you before: you're like a broken tomatoes in the open market; you must be sold for half the price and hurriedly too or else the last vestige of your wrinkled facade will fall off like sugar coated cake.

Unfortunately only a teenage ghanaian is buying. Love - destitute. A broken soul with a door-frame physique

firstEVA:
how did you know that anus pulsates? Hahahah, BUSTED fagggot alert

How do I know food digests and an expectant 's womb contrast.

Destitute troll running out of improvised jibes.

softapples:
who has been complaining abt ur dp? me?!!! may d GODS FORBID, since i saw it a moment ago iv nt even summon d courage to look at it again bcaus ure a beast and an ugly monster, how are d kids in ur area coping? im sure each time they see u they will be shouting and crying monster, monster, monster, i swear if ure living in my town u wud hav been barnish to d evil forest and im sure even d evil spirits will barnish u to d sea 4 ur ugliness and all d fishes and the mermaids will barnish u to hell where u belong, ure worthless

Man, you suck at this. Please don't even try. I see now why you only do side kicks. What a waste of humanity.

Stay in the shadows; that's your natural habitat .

Busted faggott.

firstEVA:
ok it's now preteen no longer teen, so we are looking at a man below 13? Hehehehehe, Lezzbian u sound like an idiot with what you just typed.

Assuming you are correct about my sweetie pie being a teenager, it is good for me naw (i.e assuming I am old and menopausal) teenage blood makes an old woman well energized

All these does not change the fact that you are too old for all this back and forth childish muscle flexing, for fvck sake can't you see the pics of those you've been fighting? If not for your life of faggotry and poverty, you should have them and offspring.

firstEVA, you lack confidence and you crave the admiration of faggotts and lesbians and preteen boys insatiably.

You perception of your worth is in the reflection of yourself in the eyes of others. You dare not be yourself for the fear of old age and loneliness has driven you into the arms of a wandering preteen ghanaian for pity - date, who who still live in his parent's basement.

As your biological clock ticks away the moist of your vagina, I see your handbag filled with lubricants for a painful fvck of reassurance that you won't leave an old spinster 's path.

Jollyjoy:
i knw you will call her dat...the fact that your sisters are LovePeddler does nt mean she is one...check her very well,she share no resemblance with your barren sister...

You're a fat, dummy - dumb, shapeless ćunt who gets fvck ed and dumped like a used tissue. Well she a low - brained zombie who sells sex in exchange of personal endorsement and approval.

softapples:
mcheew is this all uve got? and is this suppose to be a diss or what, THERE IS NO WORD DAT I CAN USE IN DESCRIBING UR DP bcaus if i call u an ANIMAL, i will be insulting d word animals.

You have been yapping about my DP since yesterday #gay # wanking faggott.

A man with monikers of whitewitch, sweetorgasm, softapples etc still call the word gay with dissing in mind.
You're nairaland's chief boffoon. My DP leaves your anus pulsating faster than your weak, inelastic heart.

Estrogen - ridden wuzzbag.

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prettyesther:
shurupp!lezz sounds feminine.
1st tym i saw yur usernem, i mistuk yew 4 a female.

lezz = lesbian/les

Ugly dunce!

Yew spend all yur lyf on Nl.

[/s] Lez is the endearment for Leslie. But who's expecting a tramp and street whorre to know?

softapples:
I just saw ur dp 4 d 1st time and i was like JEEZ!!! please were u in dat movie, PLANET OF THE APE?

Trolling aside, you look like your moniker whitewitch.

firstEVA:
it's the sad reality lezz, you are too old to frolic this session, or do you happen to be amongst the type of old men who feel like teenagers at heart? your heart tells you you are a teenager but your face and body betrays it. Go to family session, that's where your age mates are, it's not an advise is a command, you remember you do as I say

The online dating is going on perfectly we are have the fun of our lives
How is yours with thesonofmark and other gay retardds you fvck?

I never knew when your transformation took place,dear. When you morphed from a near-menopausal drab mercy-dating a pre-teen Ghanaian into a teenager yourself.

You wish to bully me out of here, so you can hoodwink preteen boys and girls into your perverted life style of faggotry and tongue feasting?

Your biological clock has ticked away your youth, you're the residue of wrinkled lovelorn who turns to socia-media for e-orgasm and mercy-dates

Jollyjoy:
firsteva? I wouldnt be suprised to note you havent seen this gal you are insulting....

She has, my fatso.

softapples:
ABSOLUTE CRAP 4RM A GAAY CRACKHEAD DAT FINDS SOLACE IN THE ANUS OF TRAPKNG

At least I wasn't cross dressing and rubbing lipsticks and creating female monikers like sweetorgasm, whitewitch What happened to your childhood son? Your nanny fagged you out?