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softapples:
IF URGLINESS WERE A CRIME U WILL GET A LIFE SENTENCE, U put on makeups that u leave a clown imprint on ur pillow case, One more wrinkle and u will pass 4 a PRUNE

and you need lipstick and cross dressing and cheap bleaching cream to have a sense of self - value.

firstEVA:
he is an unrepentant homosexual, I take delight in hunting his very existence. Btw, the only woman he has ever shared a bed with would be probably be his mum.

Stop spewing cheap lies. Today was just another burial day for you. I Hury you so bad, your letters bleed on this thread. See, wailing rejected hag who had to insult my mom to get an emotional grip says she's tormenting me.

Your ability to be a self-deluding, lesbian recruiting teenage - buglar must be exceptional.


Frustration - magnet. Spinster candidate.

softapples:
U HAVE SUCH A FULL ROUND FACE LIKE A BABOON'S BUTT, IF BRAINS WERE WIND U WUD NOT HAVE ENOUGH TO BLOW YOUR NOSE, IS THAT UR FACE? OR ARE U BREAKING IT IN FOR A BULLDOG?

girlish!!! You bleach and apply lipstick like clown.

Your ass must stink so bad, sewage drainage will be sweet fragrance in comparison.

softapples:
U have the intelligence of a bucket of rocks, ur mouth is so big that u can suck an egg 4rm a chicken, u are as charming as a dead mouse in a loaf of bread.

Your Internet sourced trolling is beginning to sound boring. Do further searches and come with something witty. When naijaboiy blasted you for your lame trolling you had to cover your shame with further shame by Google - sourcing jibes.

No wonder succumbing to faggotry wasn't such a biggie after all.

A guy like you with a desperate, shameless and pride - less soul could do anything to stay relevant.

firstEVA:
a google search on the word lezz you get to see sex videos of lesbians you know what you are doing, you moniker represents what you stand for in real life, a homosexual. [b]The only reason you are sweating blood to defend yourself is because you are not anonymous, you know you will [/b]be dead by the time you admit you only fvck ass. But I can assure you that you can only hide for some time, your cup will surely run dry.

You are getting very angry, hahahahah.

The cheap blackmail won't work. Try harder. I will sit on your ass and expose you for the menopausal old drab you are.

You're family reject who prey on teens in social media and lure them into 3somes and pusssy-tonguing.

Perverted, old slutt.

softapples:
when u were born GOD admitted that he too can make mistakes, u are a living proof that manure can grow legs and walk, and your face could turn MEDUSA TO STONE.

When you can troll independent of Google copy - paste then I can give you a "like"..... till now, every Internet sourced jibes you submit is a testement you were born with a significantly lower membrane than the next man.

It must really hurt to resort to Google openly with any sense of shame.

softapples:
I HAVE COME ACROSS DECOMPOSING BODIES THAT ARE LESS OFFENSIVE THAN U

When you're a self-servicing faggotts, a faggott slayer like me got to be very offensive to your being.

You're nairaland's chief dummy sh1t with no intellectual muscle to do a 2 minutes improvised jeer. Shouldn't be surprising none of your father's children has scaled the walls of jamb.

Intellectual destitution is a family trait.

You even suck at trolling.

You need to be factory scrapped .

softapples:
I dnt consider u a vulture but i consider u as something a vulture should EAT, u must hav been given a licence to be that ugly, if i had a face like urs, i will sue my parents.

DRY!!!

When I look at your low intelligence and wrong choices of life. I knew why faggotry and multiple female monikers will appeal to you.... your entire lineage is made of low IQed forebears who are too mentally imimpaired to educate you even moderately.

What did you say , you do again, yeah, a footballer.

Your brains can't carry the weight of improvised witty jeers.

Your malnourished legs denied by ancestral impoverishment cant support the demands of sports.

There not a single virtue you have.

Your whole life is copy and paste.

Waste of humanity.

firstEVA:
[b]and when did Lez become the same thing as Lezz? [/b]Can you swear you don't get numerous mentions when people are taking about lesbians? Lol, your attempt as proving you didn't mean to call yourself Lezzbian has proved abortive. Your moniker gives credence to your homosexual lifestyle. You are a bloody fagggot, your Nairaland disposition and body language proves it without any iota of doubt.

The e bruises I get from you is in your dreams and in your state of delusion. Ass fagggot, your ass must be so wide now that apart from wearing daipers to prevent accidental leakage, you also have to insert tampon in it, ewww, what a disgusting life lived by an old man.

And when did Lezz become lesbian, you slow, bone - thin slutt.

A bittch like you should be given a public whipping for being a mad, raving lunatic with lesbian disposition.

The wailing frustration of a diiick deprived She-man.

Pussssyy-banditt.

Why won't you hate men who speak against Lesbianism so much when they rob you of your natural source of perverted pleasure.

Old birch with a dry ,hairy vagina.

firstEVA:
have you seen the pic of the guy you've been fighting since morning? You are old enough to be his dad, i'm ashamed for you.

You mean the multicoloured bleaching faggott recruit of yours. I have whooped him enough and sent him to Google for support. Your lame tactics won't fly, old drab.

Mother - hen lover. With your maggot invested vagina.

softapples:
ure so dumb dat u think socialism is partying, ure so dumb dat u think manual labour is a mexican, ure so dumb that u think johnny cash is a pay toilet

save your family whatever is left of their honour. The internet joke you just quoted is misplaced and out of context. It is America and meaningless here.

I was thinking faggotry was your worst irredeemable defect. But now, your imbecility and permanent mental hibernation is course for you family to seek spiritual solution.

If you're the only male child born to your parents, they should be contemplating adoption. As low as your bloodline might be, you're too unfit to carry it through.

firstEVA:
you can cancel what I have typed from A to Z, but one thing you can't cancel is the traumatising effect that post has left within you

I can't ssee Lezz in what you posted up there, when did Liz become lezz? One thing I enjoy so much when e strangling you is the way you defend yourself vigorously by proving this and that to me, quite humorous

Lezz a suit is not a big deal, but for a pauper/lunatic like you, it is. Your original dp is your true self with what you can afford, this right now is to impress me. Yes, the suit is from a wedding you attended, it was borrowed by you, that's why i asked if you had returned it.

I sound boring, lol. More like I am beginning to really annoy you by making reference to your dress sense, lol. Lezz u should know me by now, I am out to drive you nuts in frustration and anger, then you will give a long epistle and retire to your space.

You are my dog, I treat you the way I like, today won't be different, poor church rat, Bloddy ass fagggot.

This desperate, drab knows full well Liz was a typo for Lez. It isn't the first time I have proved your shallow worldview.


You always got e-bruises each time you seek your elusive come backs, but today's beatings was spectacularly humbling as you got exposed yet again as a thirty, gluttonous, puussyy-juice guzzler.

You can cry later as my jibe find their way into your heart and make you rage in parental jeers.

Wrinkled-lapped whoore.

TrapKVNG:
Alright listen up guys, ladyboss1 deactivated yesterday not cause of any jargon being spilled by aagarawuuu or that half-mad boy softtaples.


She lost her brother yesterday and it seems they were pretty close cause from the way she was trembling, i could tell she's really hurt. After getting the news of his death, she stumbled upon her mentions which contained a few insults from some bad belle people, and with that annoyance, she deactivated the account.
She has asked me to inform you guys (privately) but its gonna be difficult doing that singularly so i had to do it this way. If you can reach her, please call/mail/whatsapp to console her.

Cc: sinizia cherryice redgem sassybae naijaboiy ishilove pbs4real thesonofmark kramfonos nigerianium lezz funlord thenonce macmilla et al... Cnt remember eveyone she chats to right now..

My deepest condolences to her and her family. May God grant her the strength to weather this storm and be a course and inspiration to live her dreams and aspiration.

softapples:
when u get hit by a car it should not be listen as accident bcaus d road is worth more than u, ur bastard ancestors must stand in millions bcaus its difficult to believe dat so many maggots gave birth to you, when i saw ur family tree i wanted to cut u out, i heard when ur mother 1st saw u afta birth she droped u at d entrance of a police station and turned her self in 4 giving birth to a replica of GODZILLA

Infantile and lame.

What are you typing up there? If you hadn't used up your school pen for anal-insertion, you will make better sentences with articulation.

After several decades of your birth, I know your parents will be sad the way you turned out.

unintelligent
Literary destitute
Quasi-slowpoke
ISO certified 2Kw brain cells
WHO certified gay with female monikers.

Common, you have reason to hate your life.

It's just a matter of time before you tighten the noose and do humanity a favour. Disappear into oblivion. You serve no purppse to any course.

softapples:
UR MOTHER IS SO DUMP DAT SHE WAS HIT BY A CUP AND SHE SAID SHE GOT MUGGED, UR MOTHER IS LIKE MUSTARD, SHE SPREADS EASILY DATS WHY A DOG GAVE BIRTH TO U.

Now this dude has openly lost all senses of shame and pride. You have to tactlessly copy Google-sourced internet jibes to measure with me.

Who said domestic dogs and chimps aren't having more IQ than your entire bloodlines.

Little wonder you're a romance section rat. Your mental impairment will be exposed once you venture beyond the borders of faggotttry-endorsement.

shizzy7:
lez,,,you have so many opponents on NL,, na you oooo ,,
Your other opponents on the other thread are still excepting you..

lolz, thé south Africans on the military thread should wait a while. Faggott slaying beckons my sword

softapples:
URE SO UGLY BCAUS WHEN U WERE BORN, UR MOTHER SAW D AFTER BIRTH AND SAID "TWINS" URE SO UGLY dat everybody know when u were born bcaus the clock stoped when u were born.

Stop making a show of your lack of spontaneity. I feel like crying at your lame jokes.

Every gene of your biological configuration is of mediocrity. With your lack of formal education and low level intelligence, you're of the walking-dead. A waste of scarce family resources.

If humanity finds a use for your worthless existence, you are headed for the labs where your only contribution to humanity is to be sacrificed as a breathing lab specie, dedicated to the study of the adaptability of faggotts and sociopaths, with bipolar disorder.

Rectum-ogre

softapples:
EXCUSE ME, I CANT SEEMS TO FIND MY DICK, DO U MIND IF I LOOK INTO UR MOM'S MOUTH?

Still Google sourced. busted. Few minutes ago, you claim not to do parental jibes "because you weren't brought that way". you're so dimwitted, your memory span is that of a gold fish.

RoyalPearl:
For your mind your irrelevant useless self slayed me
You were dismissed from the start and I see you just can't help mentioning me.

I just find it amusing that you are one to talk about gays and lesbians when you are the biggest of them all.

Anyways stop mentioning me will you.

Thanks for taking the bait, you overweight, blacker-than-black dimwitted Ghanaian Royalsh1t.

Your forebears were gate minders and itinerant , porridge hawkers, but I can elevate your socioeconomic circumstances a tad above theirs.

You get down on your knees and take, with your Two hands, with utmost respect and care , my phallus and worshipfully take it in your mouth and I'll make you change your name which is associated with economic burden and depravity.

softapples:
URE SO UGLY THAT IF U GO 4 UGLY CONTEST, THEY WILL SAY NO, we dnt need professionals, ure so ugly dat ur face close on weekends, ure so ugly dat u should be use as a model 4 abortion pills.

Can you get something original, when you do mini-edit of your Google sourced jibes we still know.
Mentally hollow gay .

[s]

firstEVA:
now we are back to the lesbian thing again, but you are Lezzbian, I am sure as at the time you created your moniker, you didn't know the difference between Lezzbian and fagggot, so u chose to use lezz which is short for lesbian, u should be the one schooling us on lezzbianism don't you think?

U havn't busted anyone on Nairaland lezz, the only thing you must have bursted is the rectum of you gay lovers.

I on the other hand busted you for being an unrepentant fagggot. You said softapple's anus was pulsating, you couldn't explain how u knew that men's asses pulsate only a fagggot will have such a privileged information.

[/s] Delusional old wench. You're becoming cheap and boring. You need new materials.

Your broke ass have been exposed by none other than you. You think a guy must borrow suit to be seen in one because you're as broke as a marooned pirate.

Last e-duel, you claimed I was at a wedding function with that suit. Poor broke Eva, who only wear suit when attending weddings and had to borrow one from a neighbour.


You give yourself away. Now take your habitual front row seat let me give you your free tutorials:

The name is Leslie and Lez is the international endearment or short form of Leslie. Got it? Now you can chalk that down as one of your gains in Nairaland, other getting filled with vagina juice, that is.

Strong-boned, she-man with a loveless existence.

softapples:
SHUT UR TRAMP U BASTARD, I WAS REFERRING TO LEZZ

This poorly bleached rectum-thief with multicoloured face of confused desires still walking?

You stooped low to engage Google to troll with me. Your mental tentacles never stretches beyond Nairaland. You nsrrow-minded nitwit. When I told you, you are your family's best shot at greatness, I was actually saying even the your name of heritage of average intellect has become a burden on your fragile back unfit for the 21st century.

firstEVA:
why cry over my tactics, go get yours, I wouldn't complain, you are too old to be a cry baby. Gay assfucker with the face of a thug

A face that has partially cured your perverted sexual preferences and had you confessed of murstabatingg.

You're the personification of a sad aging woman with the true horrows of eternal spinsterhood

firstEVA:
first of all LEZZbian, u do not set the rules for my e duels, I set my own rules, I can chose to use anything I like to bring you down and crush you to pieces. Ur pain is I keep attcking your profile and u've got no profile of me to attack . Why not continue attacking with your mental and imagined image of me? Or u've realized it's not getting your desired result

Lezz u and I know u borrowed that suit for the purpose of impressing me. Your former dp was u in an outfit meant for a raving lunatic, it was obvious that from head to toe u were on "bend down select". To prove to me you have a suit, u had to borrow this one, it's too obvious lezz. Poverty stricken old föol

nice try but I'm not impressed. You have admitted to be a lesbian, a masturbatingg one.

When I busted you for the old frustrated hag you are, you exploded with a ball of rage. Truth hurts, hag.
You still haven't told us what your deciding factor of opting for lesbianism is.

Is it economic want and lack of family love,

Or just an inherent twist of your perverted nature?

softapples:
BRAINS AINT NOTHING BUT IN UR CASE THEY ARE NOTHING, I DNT THINK U ARE A FOOL BUT WHATS MY OPINION COMPARED TO TENS OF THOUSANDS OF OTHERS.

You're still copying, dummy. Your style of diction is irredeemably infantile and cheap. No wonder your daddy was advised to withdrew from school and try sports. but anal-fist-fucking won't make your leaking rectum cope with the rigours of sport

Failure-magnet.

softapples:
hey u illetrate cnt u c dat is where u go to bring out disses dat why u know d site? 4 ur info UR FATHER MUST HAVE BEEN A PIRATE BCAUS HE had some great booty, too bad ure a hideous sea MONSTER

see how you disgraced yourself and your entire blood lines. My mind told me you were online getting those jibes. You know why? Because all of a sudden your spelling and word arrangement improved.

Your brain elasticity can't stretch beyond 2cm

Your mental reservoir is as empty as used can of milk

Your bank of improvised jibes is as broke as the defunct Savannah bank

You have the attention span of a squirrel

Faggott, shameless cheat of a fraud.

Illiteracy sticks to you like stink on sh1t.
Child of oblivion. iidiot.

firstEVA:
why are you surprised?

I'm starving you of the only tactics of victory in an e-duel you know- to have the last word?

You lack deep punches and you run to my profile and desperately hang on the last word for any semblance of victory.

You skinny bag of bones. Pussyyyy-juice guzzler.

firstEVA:
the fagggot has run out of steam don't tell me that's all u've got? Lol

As for getting upset with your profile, yes I am not really upset, I am disgusted, I hate fagggots, I am unapologetically homophobic.
I hope you've returned that suit you used for your dp? Lmao, "borrow pose"

Is your economic doom so gloom, you think a suit is that big deal. Oh, firsteva , I can read your lack of basic supplies behind your letters.

Let me tell you another secret; whenever you keep drifting in and out of your opponent's profile, know that you're bitting the dust already.

softapples:
UR ENTIRE LIFE AND EXISTENCE IS A JOKE

A thoroughly sucked out orange still has more value to humanity than your pseudo-illiterate personality.

A decaying banana peel will command more market value than you in an open bidding.

You are a waste of humanity
And a burden to society.

You serve no purpose of worth. A cross-dressing, lipstick-wearing pervert who lack the emotional muscle to stand on his two feet.

As a beyond-trolling certified faggoot, domestic dogs are superior to you in breeding and by birth.

If nature got a factory, you're heading straight to the scrap section.

You maladjusted , effeminate bag of estrogen. Bloody illiterate.

firstEVA:
att least I can be dated by a man, can you be dated by a woman even if it's by pity? I bet the only woman you have fvcked in your 52 years of existence was with you watching gay porn. If your picture of me is correct, I am wayyyy better than you. All your threads created are in the family session, because you know that's where your age mates are, but perhaps your quest for males with tighter and yourger asses have brought you here. Keep it up Lezz, but your end is near.

Btw how is the job search going? A 52 year old job seeker, lol kikikikiki

you keep getting upset with my profile. Looking for something to hold onto?

Here,grab this... It's your flabby breast abused by lesbian orgiess
.

softapples:
YOUR FAMILY TREE IS A CACTUS BECAUSE EVERYBODY ON IT IS A PRICK, IF URE TWICE AS SMART U WILL STILL BE STUUPID, IS LIKE UR UGLY FACE CAUGHT UP WITH FIRE AND SOMEONE PUT IT OUT WITH A FORK.

I understand you resorted to using the sweetorgasm and whitewitch monikers as faggotry business to raise the indomie-economy of your household.


Since your battered anus can no longer support the rigours of football and your brain is top numb to scale the dwarf wall of jamb, you have resorted to online lesbian ass-licking to rescue your entire bloodline from economic destitution.

Your very heritage is written in mediocrity.

You're the best brain your family can put out and you can't even write properly.

Your daddy's security job stipend has been wasted on your intellectually hollow head.

Even the waste in drainage system will command better value to your wasted earthly sojourn.

Nature's reject.

firstEVA:
by who? Lol, I am sure you are watching from the grave, RIP gay fucctardd.

Hnn firstEva. Stop trolling with us. It is obvious you are glass-hearted. You have mood swings easily....now that's a surprise because you are a menopausal , wrinkled, shapeless hag with lean means of economic support.