₦airaland Forum

prettyesther:
Iz dt yew on ur d.p?
u a r fvcking ugleee nd tooo old 4 all dese romance sektion jargonsss.

get a life

Did you leave your "like" before your departure from my DP? Don't get too obsessed with your disappointments, I won't even venture into your profile, nothing about you is of interest to me. "Too ugleee nd too old" just got a new definition

TrapKVNG:
He's got a few qualities

*He fails JAMB annually, which is why he still cant secure a university education.

*He's a total faucking idiiot.

*His brain is virtualy empty.

And some few hidden qualities like being a dingbat, dimwit and a looser. Thank me later

you forgot to add street footballer who claims to pursued by Coach Siasia

Softapples is a Failure - magnet.

Msauza:
The last time I remember, Nigeria was captured by whites around 1400 and SA only in 1700.

SA was captured and discovered before any known parts in subsaharan Africa. South Africa was caught during the great trek, so early in human history that the boers have been able to convince you that you're settlers just like them. Your sense of history is really
Zulu - class
Lagos only became a colony in the late 1800s. FACT.

By 1957 Nigeria was already independent politically and economically.

Well you know 1994 is only yesterday and to add salt to injury, you're still economically dependent and imbecilitated.

When is the next frustration of xenophobia coming?

softapples:
LOL EKPACEOUS somebody like u, what sexes are u talking abt? abi u chop winch?

Softapples moniker is that of a girly slutt at best or a rectum - pulsating faggott at worse.

Whitewitch is the moniker that depicts the confusion in your soul. Your punctuation and sentence construction sucks. What are you really good at? Having failed in your life's chosen part.

softapples:
SHHHH

Multiple monikers with different sexes =lack of personal self-regard and a heap load of psychological paralysis.

All the seas of different monikers cannot wash away the irrelevance that adorn your soul.

There's life beside nairaland.

TrapKVNG:
[b] Oh.. You're quite the trickster to avoid me.. Let me tell you the difference between I and Tsom.. You see, unlike Tsom, i dont have the luxury of proving to hopeless rejects that I have better lexical command than them. I go for the jogular. The kill.
In your case, i gave you several warnings. I even had to breach my privacy by giving you more insight on how far my friendship with lala extends but being the perverted dimwit that you are, you went ahead to request for more proof. Trust me bro, if you were half as relevant, lala would have succumbed to your request. But being a habitual NL looser that you are, even the antispam bot ignores your dirty looking ass.
You claim to be an NL celeb right?? OK. Aside LOOSING SHAMEFULLY in the Mr Nairaland competition, What have you contributed to this forum since you joined?? The same Ladyboss1 you're trying to slander once contributed the Prize Money for the NL Rap Tourney which darkrebel and other rap sect veterans can attest to. She's opened a guidance and counselling thread to offer advice and counselling to users the general section. She's also severally contributed to The E-helpers network right here on NL. So tell me boy, of what use are YOU in the grand scheme of things?? Aside from being a toothless stray dog in the politics section, You're fuacking useless!
You should hide your greesy head in shame for being rejected by a chic but just like the typical aba main market tout that you are, you quickly moved to slander her. Typical.
You should have been glad that she even supported you during your campaign despite your poor appearance in those your pre-historic photo's - looking like they were taken during Napoleon's era just before he was overthrown by Talleyrand and the west indian army. Even with your archaic "bend down select" clothings, nickers and canvass, she still supported your UGlee looking facial appearance. You just cant wrap your chapped fingers around the fact that you're a looser can you? There's alot more where this came from, just dare me.[/b]

cc: naijaboiy cutehector nigerianium redgem sassybae misssclassy thesonofmark funlord loomer oyind17 agapecharis kramfonos lezz ishilove gurgle profojah elcapito

Hmn, if I were that guy I will make a tactical retreat. These e-punches are darn too factual and straight on target; they are bound to haunt offline as well.

Precise and factual trolling is the way to go when you have a stubborn e-nuisance vying for relevance.

patches689:
Lezz, you sound emotional.

You said I was lying about Lesotho

Quote me.

your repetitive trolling and lame evasion is amazing.
Patchesagain =liar

DictatorZAR:
What jobs do your nationals have in SA.

Are you referring to toilet cleaners, scamsters, human traffickers, drug dealers and those who get regularly arrested with fraudulent medical degrees.

What woman are you stealing are you referring to those prostitutes your citizens marry here in Hillbrow to gain SA citizenship.

Do me a favor go look at how many of you nigerians are in SA jails, and you'll see why we dislike your Igbo monkeys so much.

Restaurants, car dealership, groceries, mechanics, doctors, engineers,public service, drug lords, pimpz; things the average Zulu cannot do or become.

Your local criminals and junkies even need nigerian drug lord to get high. Just as you need to e-wrestle with Nigeria online to have any sense of national and self worth.

You deep sh1t of slaving neanderthal with no history of merit.

Msauza:
South Africa has 74% of blacks who lives much better than other blacks in the whole of sub-saharan Africa. The evidence is in over 10 million illegal foreigners including over 1.5million Nigerians who invaded our land

your social sophistication and economic might is captured in xenophobia; killing and looting of foreigners cash and property. Not even Burundi or Gambia can stoop that low.

Msauza:
South Africa has 74% of blacks who lives much better than other blacks in the whole of sub-saharan Africa. The evidence is in over 10 million illegal foreigners including over 1.5million Nigerians who invaded our land

Dude, there's only one major reason south Africa has influx of Africa migrants : I term it the Zulu docility. Nigga, you guys rather drink pap and scream "kill the boers" than work.

You rather canvas for land ownership than create a firm or company. You black Zulu south Africans are glory--bandits

In 1994 south African government officially asked for professionals to come fill up slots Zulus know nothing about. As Mandela rightly said, "we lack the knowledge and expertise to run a country; we are from the bush and caves"

Zulus are a 100 years behind the rest of Africa in social sophistication, you violent xenophobic ogre.

patches689:
What are you talking about?

You have called me a liar

Show me the lies I have told - quote me

Quote you? I'm saving you further embarrassment and lame efforts of further lies.

If you have any vestige of shame left in your broken soul, you won't be a Hopless troll wailing on a forum that your country is best in Africa when angola has taken you to the cleaners, when you failed in CAR,no? When your secretary for defence has admitted that Nigeria trained your troops.

Patchesagain, for 3 years, you have been begging with lies for Nigeria to see south Africa, Africa's foremost barbaric primates as civilised and having the best military.

But no single source has rated you so. Now wail some more and go "kill the boers", they're your burden not Nigeria. We have done our bit for you.

You dripping Čunt of an ingrate

Msauza:
Nigeria was among the first first countries to be colonised. Remember the mechantile slavery that your people underwent around 1400

You speak Zulu, son. Let me break it down in English for you:

ZULUS ARE THE WORLD'S LONGEST SERVING SLAVES THAT REQUIRED ALL OF AFRICA,ESPECIALLY NIGERIA TO SECURE THEIR FREEDOM.

THIS IS WHY YOUR INFERIORITY COMPLEX HAS MORE VISIBILITY THAN A 4G NETWORK.

patches689:
You call me a liar

Yet you are unable to show me what lies i have told?

Come now, you call me a liar? Show me where i lied!!

To promote your lies, you call leading e-journalists and media outlets of your own country liars!!! Still Chris busted you wide open and besieged you in a tight corner and your only succour was to discredit your own media

patches689:
My source is your source dipsh1t

Desperate trolling

lionel4power:
south african's still suffers from black spot removal syndrome

A country with a shrinking economy and 80% black dependants with no history of economic, political or social relevance.

patches689:
What lies?

Show me where i lied!!

Did we lose only 10 men and kill over 100? Yes or no?

Were we outnumbered 1,5:1? Yes or no?

Did we conqour the whole country in 48 hours? Yes or no?

Was political order restored? Yes or no?

Come, show me my lies

You even have the effrontery to ask that your open, barefaced lies be pointed out to you.....SMH

You're irredeemably wasted.

stillchris:
I didn't even know what to say. The guy lies without evidence against a proven fact that all didn't go well as claimed.

Typical lying patch

Patches689 /patchesagain is a compulsive lier who lies tactless lying and desperately in any situation just to help his inelastic heart and poor self-regard.

400 years of apartheid have left these south Africans suffering from a very rare social malady: Self identification crisis.

Jollyjoy:
street wandering you say?oooh but am in the warm comfort of my bed,did you say dummy?how come i got admitted into a higher learning the same year i completed high school? Eeem am chubby?oooh yea,i love my self that way,like i have got allota flesh to hardened you ten fold in seconds...did you call me a LovePeddler?the last time i checked,i blocked two contacts that tried sex chatting with me,,,what else? Nothing?now let come down to you.....as a man,you shld be ashamed of yourself,like d you really have a life outta here? The persona on that profile shld be counting in 30s,@30 you think the best way to make headways is to insult someone you dnt knw? Simple advice dude,take your frustrated life outta here,sex starved dude,the lady/guy you are defending is somewhere jeering @ you.....lollllllzzzzzz.

You sound desperate to impress me, child.

***thinking**** what am I to do with you? Ok, you sound a tad intelligent by getting admitted same year you got out of secondary school. But I'm not impressed, your flabby thighs could conceal alot of expo and none of the invigilators would be the wiser

Chubby is a euphemism for flabby,rumpled and sagging mass of flesh.... and talking about giving me a bonner, you have a rather exaggerated view of your own sexual appeal, my dear. Flabby ,fat girls like you hinder full penetrative fvcking except they be extremely athletic.

I'm a male that spares no meddling e-character, be it male or female. The same measure is given. I don't discriminate. Giving your elephant physique, I hope you have a long sponge to reach deep into the valley of your ass while bathing.

You don't want to be fat and a stinkard, that's a Stinkard-Fatso, do you.

I can hear the roar in your silenced "no".

Msauza:
Nigeria has the largest population of infants and children living with AIDS.


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/139706-alarming-nigeria-leads-the-world-in-number-of-children-contacting-hiv-un-report.html

That's not a worrying HIV statistics. If you had told me Nigeria has overtaken south Africa in HIV occurrence then you would have got my interest. So HIV mothers failing momentarily to prevent mother to child transmission isn't anything. Check the true issue below:

Now that's very worrying.

Msauza:
We really are not obsessed with a billionaire status, rather we have many millionaires made from BEE.

http://transformsa.co.za/2015/04/small-business/

Yes, we know you love being millionaires and despise billionaires. South Africa's preferences are very sophisticated. There are more white FEMALE millionaires in the 7% white population than there are Zulu millionaires in the over 80% Zulu population.

But Zulus don't like female Anglo -Dutch to have more millionaires than them. It is a new socio-economic strategy for growth

Jollyjoy:
are you this jobless?thesonofmark acted mature by turning deaf ears to the insults...why not do same?i cnt help viewing your profile over and over again,like,the persona on that profile is directly opposite the speaking voice.....am amazed... Like this guy is as jobless as an erected diccck without a punnnny to pound.....you just called me a little tramp?scoff!!hmmmm how come that lady you just called a little tramp is way more mature and composed than you?your posts speak of frustration and despiration....dnt mention me again mr lezz,have got better things to do on a sunny morning... Yawns!

I can't remember telling you I was mature. And you sound like a street wandering, a-dime-a-dozen whorre to me.

By all standards you're the cheapest fvck there is. Dumb Dummy. Have you begun your exercise classes I instructed you, Fatso? Indomie-faced newt.

doctokwus:
I know mine might be a minority opinion,but this is a rich diversity that has just been killed.
If this snake had been caught alive or even tracked and studied,it would have fetched 100x the amount it was sold for.
In other places, rare sizes of snakes like this would be a subject of wide interest and studies by snake experts who would even come from far and wide,earning us much needed foreign exchange.
But here,it has ended in somebody's pot of soup and a mere N10k when it cud have fetched good dollars.

Too much national geographic chanel.

patches689:
How did i lie?

The cou ntry was counqoured - despite being outnumbered

Political order restored

Over 100 enemy combatants were killed for the loss of 10 men

These are the facts - all objectivea were met

You lie still even in the face of citations and sources originating from your own country.

#Tactless liar.

patches689:
No citations = trolling

Do you need citations to acknowledge that nairaland is Africa's biggest online meeting hub?

patches689:
Lol

You seem to spend allot of time thinking about "half unclad" zulus

South Africa is the hope of Africa.

With only one Zulu billionaire they have shown the way of financial independence .

And with 90% of economy run by the 7% white settlers, the rest of Africa should invite the west and sell off their economies and stock market to the west.

Zulus have proven to be Africa's model.

DictatorZAR:
1)Less then 5% of Nigerians know there HIV status because of myths a stigma. Go read on what WHO says about SA
http://mobi.iol.co.za/#!/article/arv-target-achieved-early-un-1.1885490

1b) you forget you have over 3m who live with HIV while millions die each year without even being examined by a pathologist so infact your AIDS deaths remain unknown numbers
1c) social awareness what da f@uck, go tell this shiiit to your 100m who has never seen a TV screen or lights.

1d)Malaria in Nigeria kills more infants and people then HIV in SA annually fact, over 200 000 deaths each year from that 100% curable disease alone.

2) How many infants die of rape in Nigeria do you keep stats like SA. Do go into NE Nigeria also to collect stats. How many woman and children has Boko Baboons killed in the last 3weeks you c@unt

3) Show me how many children has Nigerians raped when rape in certain parts of your country is still considered for punishments daily.

How many Nigerians are languishing worldwide in jails including SA on rape related charges and human trafficking.

4)Compare your shiiitholes beds to patient ratio before you even think of spewing fool.

Over 100m of your population has 0% access to primary healthcare. Infant mortality in Nigeria is worse then any other country of your GDP size.

5) How many people were killed yesterday by your incompetent. Army and boko haram combined and I'm not even talking about your homicide deaths.

6) Show me that you have higher Purchasing Power Parity then SA

7) You say everything started falling yet the UN stated we were the only sub saharan nation who met 90% of UN millennium 2015 development goals.

All our black Generals got there training in Soviet Union during apartheid. Go tell your gay soldiers who mascarade in dresses on a daily basis hiding there stinking b@uttholes from boko pink pride snatcher's.

You have posted your lying sources yet again. Our HIV status are well documented as is our rape and murder cases.

Only south Africa officially hides her murder rates. do you want sources for this?

#fact: South Africa used phone torch light to conduct a major operation in your biggest hospitals

#fact : you're the world's HIV capital

#fact: Culturally, you aren't deemed a grown man until you rape a woman or infant

#fact your universities shuts down for lack of water supply

#fact: the residents of khayelitsha live with their faeces in their living rooms

#Fact: Zulus are the most impoverished tribe in all of Africa

#fact: you have now become a major generator and candle importing country.

#fact: you bribed to host the 2010 world cup to use it as a bragging right.

Dictatorzar, you and your ancestors are parasites and economic fleabags who built and own nothing in South Africa.

Africa guaranteed and secure your freedom and you become the last free slaves of humanity.

KINGSAMURAI:
STAY Away 4rm my mention u flagabasted afformentioned jejejune

You murder the English language with ease, my footballer illiterate. You're softapples, The faggott lord.

After slaying southafricans and ghanaians, faggotts are next in line.

Fakery - magnet.

KINGSAMURAI:
URE A SACRIFICIAL REJECTED LAMB, ure a barnished hegoat, ure a beast and a wailing kangarool, ur birth into dis world brough a disgrace to humanity, all d animals GOD created are better than u, ure a trash.

This is what TheNonce has done to you this night:

This place gets boring when Zulus like patches689, mzilakazi, dictatorzar decide to bite the dust too fast too soon.

Bunch of self-deluding Zulu destitutes from a history of of violence and cowardice

DictatorZAR:
You got wrecked Queen Lezzbo.

Why don't you answer my 7 basic questions

@Ass muncher

Before I sent you into taking refuge in your soweto bush hut, I asked you to provide proof of your lying claims of 33,000 murders a day in nigeria. But you ran away.

You're in the habit of lying just to feel better than Nigeria.

While Zulus are still groping with the doubt of self rulership, Nigeria has been your perpetual role model for self government and economic independence.

Zulu.

DictatorZAR:
You got wrecked Queen Lezzbo.

Why don't you answer my 7 basic questions

@Ass muncher

No Zulu puts a question before his master,boy.

You're beneath the dust in my fingernails. You flaming faggott of economic destitution.

DictatorZAR:
Quick question:

1)If 80% of a country's population has access to basic water and electricity, how many Zulu people will be without those amenities if they live in mostly rural areas.

2)How many Nigerians have acces to clean flushing toilets.

3)How many Nigerians have access to basic health services like hospitals

4)How many Nigeirans die from preventable diseases each year.

5)What is your literacy rate compared to SA

6)What is your life expectancy rate compared to SA.

7)Hahahah is your over populated country bigger then 4 South African Provinces in terms of land mass?

Answer these basic questions with proven facts then only can you continue your escapade

1)How many south Africans die of HIV due to lack of social awareness?
2)How many infants are raped daily because it is taught to cure HIV?
3)How many 85 year old white grannies are ganged rape by black thugs?
4)How many hospitals admits patients to share a single hospital bed in South Africa
5) How many people die from civil gun dwells in South Africa

6) how come minority euro pean of 7%of the population have more millionaires and billionaires than Zulus who make up over 85% of the entire population
7) Hw come everything in South Africa starts falling apart since Zulu took over the reins of rulership.



Admit it, Zulus can't run a country. Your military became a laughing joke when Zulu freedom fighters were sentimentality brought in as real soldiers