₦airaland Forum

FTBOY:
[s][/s]i'm beginning to suspect you're daretodiffer in disguise. i didn't bother myself reading your epistle but i can tell you're a frustrated, attention-seeking female troll. Lezzlie, please stop feeding this bastard's ego with a response. let her take her problems to father's compound, find a good spot..........and bury herself alive..

It is definitely daretodiffer, I wonder how it skipped my mind.

Always switching monikers during dabates like a blazing lunatic!!!

Her ancestral demons boarded the flight with her to the UK

Audray:
Meh...you've really got issues. So you went through my profile and my friend lists to search for new areas of attack? Boom! You find out that "she's a lesbian! hurrah!" and you decide to burble out callow comments on 3somes,oestrogen and "carving a niche" with your incredibly fatuous thread.What has my sexuality got to do with your flim flam of a thread. All you ever speak of is of genitals and masturbation.Why am i not surprised that your Di*k is dysfunctional? Its obvious that you are antisocial and sex starved and the only way you relieve yourself is by lashing out on the womenfolk with your childish perjoratives.It is clear that you need a therapist becos being quite the pretentious,repugnant.homophobic ,misogynistic,sado masochistic and very very hateful individual that you are,you are a time bomb waiting to explode.Ironically you are still securely tied to your mother's apronstrings (unless you've got mummy issues which means you need a therapist even more urgently). You claim to be intelligent and debonair when in truth you are nothing but an uncouth nimrod with manners befitting of a motor park tout and a brain chock full of crude and inelegant vocabulary. Having a logical and sensible argument with you is imposible.Conversing with you in real life must suck as*. I hereby walk away from your infecteous asinine nitpicking.

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Loooooolz, is this it?

You as a lesbian is of no significance. Your sexual orientation dysfunction also extend to your cognitive abilities. You're fücked up sexually and behaviourally.

You're nature's anally expelled quirk of experiment.

You live on your knees trying to solve the puzzle why nature chose you for her queer experiment.

Nauseating, sexually maladjusted crone like you should submit yourself for psychoanalysis and correctional therapy instead of running loose in Nairaland polluting our sensibilities with your foul stench!!!


And I sincerely hope you make heaven after your laboursome life as a maniacal, raving lesbian who faces discrimination from the likes of misvictoria.


Nonsense!!! You open your kunu-ravaged mouth to address me without reverence, nature and evolution made me your superior!!

You're one step higher than circus monkeys, and that's because you somehow can type on a phone in spite of your chronic mental malady.

She-ape like you. Evolution should have birthed you as grass for cows to chew on, that way, you would have served more purpose to humanity than your current state of endless frustrations and darkness.



And quit stalking me, I'm not the reason for your endless sorrow. I'm not responsible for you inability to fück properly. You frustrated man-hater.

Perverted bag of human waste and nature's discharge!!!

Ugly, sagging Beldame .

Frustration-magnet!!! [/b]

HaneefahRN:
Lolz.

Sadly, I don't belong to the crochet family. I can't knit, I would learn to learn it though, saw some crochet works on here and was 'wowed'.

What's the big hurry love? Leslie's a patient dude.

You take it one step at a time and it'll all unfold nicely for you.

Watching you should be soul-gratifying for me!

Leriebloom:
Op stop with the ranting jare You have sisters or cousins who are Nigerians, your mother is a Nigerian. So do me a favour and stop generalizing.

see as your natural hair and brows take you like sugar and garri

Leriebloom, you're softer than soft!

Audray:
. What am i doing on this thread?!Last time i checked,i can comment on whaever the hell thread i want whenever and however i feel..

Featherbrained pudding head, you just implicitly admitted to be an E- itinerant nuisance.

Seems your fingers are more receptive to oestrogen hormones than your scabby _vagina.

Maladjusted waste-pipe.

HaneefahRN:
My sister, don't mind them jare. The issue has been well flogged and dealt with though, although it was opened as a Counter of an equally silly post, they know better now. Just ignore.

She knows the issue is stale and as dead as last Christmas!

She just wants to stand on the roof of NL and be noticed.

And she doesn't even have the brains to carry her quest.

joseph1832:
Can you ask the newest female mercenary on the block why she refused answEring my mentions?.

Cc Audray.

Of course she can't!!!

Bïtch's been trying to carve a niche for herself with the wings of my thread.

She wants the easy way out without having to face your posers!!!

Damn if I'll let her.


And the fool has made it a habit of sharing my posts cos she follows sëun!!!

Bïtch doesn't know I don't care a good goddamn about bans.

Audray:
*Snort* Wake your dysfunctional d*ck? Boy,you think too highly of yourself. What exactly am i denying? Who on earth "e-masturbates"?(probably just you).
Its very obvious that you are visually impaired cause i certainly DID NOT deny that NIGERIAN Women fix hair extentions,use creams and acrylic nails. I only corrected your ridiculous notion that ALL NIGERIAN women bleach, use expensive make up, Don't "bath" their hair and your other silly points. Where is this your"index" and drawn up statistics on NIGERIAN women? Eh? Non existent! You le.zzlie, are just a pretentious little misogynist wallowing blindly in your pit of hatefulness. I bet you cant talk back at me without spilling your pathetic woman hating guts.
You attack my hair and nails and now my DP? You are such a kidult.

Are you having chronic dyslexia or comprehension paralysis?

Since when does the "average" Nigerian woman becomes "All" Nigerian women. The thread is a counter, do I poke it into your head as you would a Love Machine into your puzzy before it can stick?

You're long overdue for mental overhauling.

And you're a _retarded lesbian with gender identification disorder. So I don't know why you should bother about the relations and perceptions of heterosexual conducts.


Or maybe your attention deficit syndrome is in need of quote-post remedy.

Listen, all-dry, I can get you a 3-some and I can cure your lust and delusionary persecutions but you need to act as if you're within control of your faculties.


_Wanking over a counter thread can't satiate your sexual cravings. Go get a Love Machine or call animal control

HaneefahAde:
Lolz.
I can sew. With sewing machine and all.

You can? intelligence, beauty and industriousness, Oh, the world still has hope!!!

Can you make me a hand-knitted sweater?

The rains will soon be intensified, your sweater can keep me warm in the absence of your flesh

Jadekitana:
Trust me when i'm bored from running errands and trying to market clients to come build or buy houses this is what I do .

My interest got stirred up by the emboldened.

Real Estate is part of my line business.

Perhaps, we can seek to explore this on the side, not dispelling other opportunities of June?

HaneefahAde:
Really? Nice. Enjoyment galore.

Sewing.

You can sew? You mean mending, as in, the needle and thread stuff, right?

HaneefahAde:
Nothing special.

Lolz.
Cool, yours?

I'm still Easter-holidaying to be honest

And it's Friday, so I'm free to play and get naughty too.

What are you doing?

HaneefahAde:
So sorry, slept off. Was stressed up.
I can see you had a cool tirade here though.

What's stressing you up? You can always tell it to me, I'll do anything to be your reality-absorber.

You won't begin to fathom what Leslie wants of you.

If you'd been here last night, I'd have consigned the illogical bawling of Audrey into the dumpster with ease, yes, you're that powerful.

How's your day going?

Audray:
.Oh puh-lease! Havent you got something better to hit at than my name and hair? Your first paragraph describes you perfectly well. Why not confute my points with "more sensible " ones since you are so "intelligent" Huh?. You keep whining"you are late!" "you are late!" like a darn four year old. Hell! I am late how? Late for"tide swinging?" pft. The point of my comment was to get you to see it which you have and are obviously so pained that using verbose insults makes you feel better. I stick to my earlier comments.
PS: My hair is "on" not "in" my head.
These nails on my fingers?...pretty sure they are mine.
See! You are not so perfect after all le.zzlie...

Audrey, please don't wake up to my dīck so early this morning, it's barely 2am. Go watch cartoons or something.

There's nothing to refute in your point, you aren't making any sense. You're just another bruised female trying to feel better by self-denial and e-masturbation. I ain't game.


If you deny over 80% of Nigerian women don't fix weave-ons, wigs etc,

Or that statistics have not been drawn that shows Nigerians girl use the most bleaching creams on earth.

And these girls dont bath their hair for weeks or months,

And they spend quite a fortune in fixing toenails, fingernails and hair-do, putting them as one of the most expensive world wide.

Then what point are you trying to make?

Seems brandishing your stupidity gives you a sexual high. NONSENSE!!!

You're a denseness-crusader, trying to foolishly debunk the obvious because you have cheap internet and a jobless finger to type illogical, crude hokum.


Audrey, you have no DP, if you did, everyone will see that you fit into 90% of the description I listed above.

Now go take your bath and wash very well, remember to bath your hair like members of your gender of another race do.

Stop hiding behind the wall of NL and claim what you aren't, you're a bleached-up, plastic Changeling.

Now get off my dīck.

Dklef:
LOL. Why now, should you start feeling guilty or having regrets over thesame thread you created some days ago, with the sole aim of bullying women!

Whats goes around, comes back around man! And since you know you've got this proclivity of harrasing and bullying women, shouldnt you really forget about them and quit the flirting and all?


Cc postman- come o baba, i think we really need to call on the attention of a spiritualist for this your guy's 'problem' o

Walahi!!! If e possible, I go send virus for your phone! Lolz.

Women and I are like stink and shït; inseparable

And that thread was only a favour served to that picture-stealing fabulous bimbo.

Surprisingly, it touched my ladies so bad, it altered their departments.

Harassing and bullying isn't my style, I haven't made a name like that, not here.

KingCheezyPuff:
No sir I've no interest in an illusion Bye

Alright, bye too. I've always known you can't look Reality in the eye without a shade of pretense.

Dklef:
How can you say its 'boring' when all your posts lately's been for a particular lady you've been tryna so hard to seduce.

Common man! Put in more effort and who knows! You might just have another poor damsel to rumple your sheets soon.

NB- i'm not about anybody's packaging o! So if you're the babe, and is reading this, please just ignore

mischief maker!!!

I'm still on self-flagellation on my earlier thread.

I've decided to make it ladies' month

KingCheezyPuff:
you picless people have mouths as wide as gates.
You are faceless sir.

I'm not faceless, too real to remain in the shadows. This handle is an alternate!!!

If you tag along, you'll discover I'm an African prince, I'll take you whole you won't even realise when the dream stopped.

Audray:
Oh! Thats why you even created this thread sef.To "swing tides". SMH. I only came to confute your yeye points ,not "swing tides" with you. I know that you know that you make zero sense and you are the dumb and deluded one. Look,that you got dumped isnt much of a big deal ok? Is anyone forcing you to date? If you like become a monk or a eunuch.Na ur body. You think you're so perfect? Not in a thousand lives. Your insultive comments here speaks volumes of your person.A conceited, self righteous ass..

You can't even spring an intelligent point without sounding like an epileptic nanus!!!

You came late and your point don't even make sense. Even platyrrhinian monkeys will find your attempt at logic pitiable.

Audrey, fake-ass loonie!!! Your name is a phoney as the hair in your head. And your stupidity is as sure as the nails in your fingers aren't yours!!!

Go drown in your tears and stop your ovulating rants!!!

Synzu:
LOL. You know him too well

I wonder why he keeps doing this to himself. Picking fights with me never favoured him yet he keeps doing it!

He's a masochist who gets an _erection from self-inducing pain!!!

He's filled tonight. But after his reservoir runs dry, he'll come back for more

Dklef:


Trouble maker

it's a long boring night and I'm not about to pass up this little fun.

Synzu:
LOL, who else bro? If it isn't our resident circus clown.

Did you notice how I made him change topics?
Remember he started with his fantasy of dating a girl I'm "admiring" cos mimz accidentally followed him through creams acct.

Now he's evolved to talking about nemesis and karma LOL. The boy is visibly hurt I tell ya

I thought his delusional disorder has since being cured!!!

I've saved that photo before he claims it was photoshopped!!!

Synzu:
Being able to afford a hand tailored suit doesn't make me "very rich".

Seeing a picture of YOU in an ABA made mass-production kiddies polo tells me you're broke. And can't afford that particular suit. Savvy??

Not to mention that female hat on your over bleached face

Damn, king synz, who's that you just displayed?

I thought hats like that are for circus shows.

And that T-shirt, it's certainly made of bedsheet material.

KingCheezyPuff:
Well maybe I outta come over there an show you how ladylike my foot looks.....on yer butt!

She speaks violence already!! How ladylike!!!

I'm not given to violence with females, why fight when we can make love!!!

Your hair tells me you're good in bed innately!

And your neck, long and longing for a true kiss.

Save your foot, use your hand on my butt, and I'll return the favour with a little more intensity

smite:
why all these trash? why you so pained? she made her opinion and all this nasty words won't change anything

Roll along, you haven't the brain to tell what time it is.

Oblivious passerby!

KingCheezyPuff:
I'm already a lady with backbone!

If you be a lady then your grandeur and poise should suffice!

You certainly don't need a mob for a dude like me.

That's for slimy Jane and cheap Janet, except you tell me your conversion was only late.

KingCheezyPuff:
You sayin' I need ta hold yer hand
Haha! that's truly funny.

But you better get out fore I gather a mob an we run you out ya alien.

A mob? Are you in close affiliation with a mob?

Then I think I need to tarry my earthly stay to make a lady out of you.

KingCheezyPuff:
Ooh Well get back where ya belong!!!.....we don't want ya here

I time-travel!!! I belong to both worlds; here and there.

I'm just making sure vulnerable earthlings don't get blown off by the fleeting wind of _stupid fads.

You'll better hold my hand .

KingCheezyPuff:
At least this time ya didn't put yo fingers through no strain.

Nice sarcasm, but I use voice prompt, I don't type. I live in the future where diiick and vagina can never be measured in the same scale.

KingCheezyPuff:
Le.zzie,you typed all this up ta say nothin' at all.

Women have a special knack for seeing what they want to see.

KingCheezyPuff:
The frownin' cat at the bottom is fer you sir.
Let's let hidden gems like the op be uncovered that we ladies can began ta select from them at will

Vic!!! You share in the frownin' cat at the bottom with Le.zzlie.






I have detected a LIE!!!!
Go stand in the corner!!

Phantasy and expectation from the land of Oz.


You and I well know a girl doesn't give a good goddamn about a man's virginty ( and there's absolutely nothing as a virgin man other than the stupidity of contemporary social commentators).

The characteristics and behaviour of the peniis remain unique, unchanged and unwavering.

And you all should speak about the peniis in a manner of reverence and worship; that's the tool which God made by which all females are circumcised.

Keep the dream alive, it shall never materialise into reality.

Stupedinluv:
You make me shake my head in pity!

If the article was talking about a man refusing a slut you would aplaud him but here you are saying a stud is a stud. Speaking lightly of something evil. No no and no

I would not encourage philandering, every man should respect himself.

I refuse to be used! Thank u!

it only takes a pretentious girl like you to create this kind of baseless thread!!!

You have a doused pusssyy, slackened by varying sizes of phalluses which have made your vagina elasticity lose its ability to hold your urine.


And your brain is no better, you can't think beyond bestial survivability and primal existence. You're the contemporary definition of numskull.


How the fück are you going to find out if your man has filled different püssies? By his say-so ?

Dumbass!!!

Girls like you are more than satisfied marrying a slumbering drunk who staggers home from a road-side bar while you wait eager for his flaccid peniis to make feverish and futile penetration into your eager, dick_starved püssy.

I bet you can even convulse in an epileptic fit of anxiety at the sight of a real diiïck.


Muttonhead-crone!!!
Keep deceiving yourself until menopause catch up with you.

Lame Dissimulator!!!