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Is there anything like male virginity? This questionnaire should be directed to females

HaneefahAde:
Eeyah, sorry about that.

As in ehn, you can say that again.

No, I don't. Y do you ask?

Just wondering if I could tarry the night along, it's kind of boring here , and I could really make do with some intelligent, idle chat.

Audray:
Sheesh! who hurt you?
1.Nigerian women rank bottom last in the....Thrash !thrash! thrash! What yeye index is that? Whre is the proof? Why dont i see a link to your so called "index".?

2.And so?.Women LOVE preening.Its part of them.If they dont look good or make up you will still complain.You keep generalizing.who told you all Nigerian women use bleaching creams and want to look caucasian?

3.Its either you watch too many Naija films that keep showcasing "posh girls" or you are very blind and shallow minded .

4.You seem not to realise that you are in a third world country.How do you want the girls to be romantic?Jump into the ocean when you say so?Let you spank her?(You're obviously into that)Candlelit dinners? :/ . Are Nigerian men romantic.Stop watching so many Foreign romance movies and face reality.
.Rubbish! After watching so many professional porn stars you want to turn every girl into one.Nigerian men are selfish, all they ever want is to cum then sleep.The woman can then go to hell.So women shoudnt go shopping because of possible weight increase? Thrash.What about all the pot belied nigerian men?.

5.This crap is a typical nolywood plot.
6.Dont want your wifey to lose her charms? Take care of her! Simple.You married her,balloned her with pregnancy and now its responsibility to support her financially and emotionally . Occasionally buy her sexy lingerie,compliment her,remind her that you still care and watch her spark!

7.See your ignorance? Why are you such a woman hater?! Who told that the average female Uni student IS a "feminist wanna be". You've got issues.

8.So you watch girls "cover their hair with polythene to bathe" everywhere you go? EVERYBODY stinks.thats why deodorant and perfumes were invented. The average Nigerian girl washes her hair when it isn't made.Na you know the kin girls u dey date.

9.oh really? Only nigerian girls.Have you been to Ghana?Who told u that all nigerian girls are like that?

10.Another overused nollywood plot.
SMH.see how you are contradicting yourself? You complained about"smelly hair" and "polythene" now you want girls to soak their hair in the pool without covering it. Do you think black women have the same hair type as white women or what?.Damp kinky hair is prone to getting smelly than straight curly hair...
Now stop whining like a jilted lover and man up.

Sist, you're too late, dumb and emotional to swing the tide of this thread!!!

Go take a bathe and soak off your delusions.

HaneefahAde:
Hmmm, thanks. How was ur day?

It was boring, just coming in from a night out!!!

All the threads in FP are uninspiring. NL needs new materials.

Do you sleep late?

HaneefahAde:
Lolz, hmmm, this guy, ehn. Thanks for the compliments though.

Compliment? Hardly!!!

You stand parallel in virtue, sophistication and feminine poise from your friend.

I do not compliment or flatter you; I say it just the way I perceive you.

I've always told my colleagues, if you get a lady with intelligence and wisdom, make her your partner in the sojourn of life.....

.....and you make me remember those words.

Persephenee:
Seen it?

I have. Today's been slow and dragging for me and that mail doesn't have push notification like the one of my lezz handle, so I had to manually scan for them.

I just gave you an offer, check your mobile

praxisnetworks:
So OBSESSED WITH ME..... to open six accounts yet another..... morountodun....seems am her occupation now.

That's a reflection of her mental retardation, bro.

Each created moniker represents one more mental huddle she couldn't scale through.

praxisnetworks:
what da Bleep!!!

Don't mind that scarry-looking imposter with the demeanour of a peasant!!!


She never ever imagined she'll get a PM in her life!!!

So brandishing one is a mark of social grandeur in her circle of ugly , men-depraved beldames.

HaneefahAde:
Lolz. U ain't serious.

But I am!!!

The very instance I came in contact with you, I lost faith in everything I've ever beleived.

Your intelligence is gentle but glaring, there are many things I dare not say here.

Morountodun:
Go get a job!

Lolz, isnt it sort of ironic. You're in Scotland studying law, and I, Leslie, whom you say is jobless, home based and mommy-dependent will school you in the art of sophisticated, diplomatic diss.

Lolz, you're culturally inassimilable, intellectually porous and emotionally inconstant.

You even lack clever spontaneity in witty improvisation.

Stay away from NL, the threads and your offline activities are creating a rift too wide for your mental architecture to bridge up!!!

I'll leave you now, and please do not stalk me with a mention.

You arent even fine to make me overleap your fiddling mentality.

Morountodun:
Go get a job and stop living off mama's daily N100

Alright, but i do hope you realise the compulsion for multiple Monikers and your ability for unparalleled psychosis cannot justify the benevolence of the NGO who took your charity case to see you have anything like an education.

It would be a shame if your maniacal addiction for NL will make them revoke their financial support for you.

HaneefahAde:
Not sure what correlation there is btw what you are saying and my personality but I'll play along.

What did you infer from your research? Yes, I am. Still a student but definitely know my onions.

I'm working on the possibilities of a non-muslim taking multiple muslim wives to himself.

Morountodun:
Now you are scaring me

You losing it

Take heart!

Scarring you? Have you ever been scarred your whole life?

You're emotionally maladaptive all your NL stay.

If I scare you now, then I rejoice; you're standing on the threshold of normalcy

Morountodun:
I am a student

I am still in a better position in comparison to you

You are unemployed.

You're a delusional unemployed youth who is maladjusted to the world of internet association.

I have a fan!!!

Morountodun:
Scar from a nonentity

Seriously bro, are you high?

Yes, daretodiffer, I'm high, way high.

I had to climb onto the roofs of nairaland to avoid the billowing vitroils of BossKratos from spilling on me.

HaneefahAde:
Ya think? .

I know!!!

I've got a small research on muslim...... actually about the Quran. Are you well versed?

Morountodun:
You are very funny. If you know the kind of brains I have engaged with, they were also civilised too. You would get off your high horse and bow down to your superior.

You're still a student, your self-dellusion is beginning to take the form of actuality to you.

That's sad. Ehm, you're still schooling, so need I remind you that your dreams and hopes are my reality?

I've threaded where you haven't yet qualified to walk.

Your internet is free, as is your feeding and general well-being. You're a delusional kid who is maladjusted to the world of internet association.


Run along, kiddo, my blood is getting stale from your social blasphemies

Morountodun:
Oh no, he is crying again

Need I remind you that during the course of our convo, you always throw the first shade

Need I also remind you that , this is an online forum which I don't give a crap about being civilised to uncivilised people and retarded

Will you also like to know that I am also involved in activities that do not require people to be sexist, racist and uncivilised? I do keep it civilised only when my opponent is civilised.


Don't dish what you can't take. I like to finish things when i am in the mood for it.
Why are you complaining sef? It is not like I am not using your internet or your time?

The last debate between us got you banned as I stretched your mental limits to its crack point, you had to resort to lame harangue and uncorrelated expletives!!!


I'm on a self-imposed restriction from lacing you with my garb of death-words; loyalty's sake and a friend's impression of you have saved you my trademark onslaught!!!

But you don't really need it, there's a scathing shellacking on-going by BossKratos and it's of the sort to leave your heart haemorrhaging days after now

BossKratos:






I expected nothing less! Your mother your father insults? What else does an untrained, uncouth _moron With cheap internet access have to offer except empty rhetoric? NOTHING! Just like the contents of your skull!


You call your name "daretodiffer" as if it means something to me! Maybe your name rings a bell in the animal kingdom but not here you _sperm drinking daughter of a 1000 looney fathers! You are a cheap prostitute, gods only mistake and I'm sure you are a consistent rape victim due to your affinity for area boys and keke napep drivers!




You lack good graces, class, social status, wits, manners, good hygiene, a job, good grades, a man, family and even a soul! Your daily life surely reeks of unending poverty and struggle and the best practices of the olosho lifestyle! I'm sure even your dreams are in black and white, since you can't even afford to visualise things in color!






But its not really your fault, you are the descendant of a fallen demon,the spawn of an ogre, a poltroon, a glorified chibok girl wannabe! How sad! As for your non existent family life, I know your frustrations come from the endless struggle of living below the poverty line, its the reason why your younger sister is my _bitch and your kid brother is my number 1 fan! As for your mom, I think you should show us some respect and close the door on your way out, she is currently juggling my _balls in her mouth! That skill is how I'm going to help her join the circus!





Now kindly swerve into the pits of hell you dememnted, disease ravaged, psychotic nairaland nuisance! Your life is like a greek tragedy! Or better yet a stage play named "bastardio en differ"!





**_shits on the bloody _idiots skull**

Holy Crap!!!

Daretodiffer, baby, this scar on your bum-bum is going last a life's time, you bet.

See what your unladylike deportment has earned you.

HaneefahAde:
Lolz. Yinmu. Dey deceive yourself

I'm guilty of alot of thinks, but self-deception isn't one of them.

Your blood is hotter than you'll have me believe

Morountodun:
I get banned a lot and how is this relevant. It is not like pretend to be someone else. I still keep it real.

You get banned alot!!!

Why won't you. You can't hold an opposing debate without spilling your emotions with profanity on NL's floor like a 6 months old wee-wee baby.

And they say you school in Scotland!!!!

When are you going to learn sophisticated, veiled putdowns as folks there are wont to do?

And you're reading to be a lawyer? With these leaking emotions?

HaneefahAde:
Lolz, don't be so sure.

But I'm certain!

I can decipher your heart between every letter your fingers spawn!

If you're good a Nurse, you could read my blood pressure through this platform and know why it is how it is

Morountodun:
Just standby in the corner and watch what I will do to you

So you're daretodiffer , Akike, Doveda, Sheilak, and now this.

You must be NL female with the most monikers!!!

Morountodun:
I am not the one addressing issues blindly. Stay clear of this issue!

And yet another moniker

Damn!!! How many do you own?

You must be making a project of it.

And what are you going to do if I decide to stick my nose in it?

HaneefahAde:
Lolz. Even that won't work.

Yeah, It doesn't last long, not sure if I like it or not though.


Lolz, I hope it won't be another thread we'll disagree on. Have we ever agreed on anything? Looking forward to it though.

lolz, Other than this counter thread which was written in a retaliatory manner, I haven't seen where we differ much


Your religion endorses my penchants

And you can't escape me if I put my mind to it.

I've got my hands full at the moment and the mods want to make a convert of me.

Wait till I report for duty.

Morountodun:
You better get your facts right before butting in what isn't your business

And how's that any concern of yours?

BumBae:
The guy is good the first page alone
Call me when food don .... Make i go buy drinks come wey le.zz

Call me when a true moniker creates a thread like this.

Hiding behind the curtains of a fresh moniker isn't only cowardice, it thaws the fun too.

Although, he was spot on about some of the monikers.

HaneefahAde:
Lolz, that device ain't working.

I'm good, u?

Call it apathy. Not completely tho.

I've just upgraded to Bluetooth 5.1 to track your finger movements

I know the apathy thing, we all experience it once in a while..... that lose of passion and lack of enthusiasm of the activities.

I personally like to call it vacancy of purpose of the mind. It doesn't last long actually.

I'm fine, having trouble in the selection of topic to post next!

HaneefahAde:
I'av been around. Just on the cool side.

Lolz, nah.

I've set my device on auto-scan to pick your signals but you seem to be flying above my radar!

How are you doing?

Why so cool lately?

Dklef:
It doesnt really matter

Just step out or i'll change my mind!!!

Btw, How're ya, busboy?

My next thread is all the stepping out I'll be doing?

You'll get your chance to defend your ladies and become NL's bemedalled cuñt-quester

I'm feeling like NL's most hated outlaw , any MOD who bans me gets a raise from sēun.

Dklef:




You've started again, young man.
Who taught you how to 'drag' igbo? Or you think its OK to joke with everything?

Seems the heat in your gaol has started melting your brain cells.

Oya come and be going, you need rest.

Stalker!!! How'd you know I was gaoled?

praxisnetworks:
to show you she's far gone....in her quest to stalk me she proclaimed that "I am going to open as much as possible accounts" the issues seems very deep...probably foundational.

Man, that's borderline obsession!!!